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Grace in Small Things: Part 350 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:39:00 PST

1. Spicy chili sauce 2. A waiter honest enough to tell us that his boss doesn't respect his customers so that I no longer have to unwittingly support his business 3. Playing around with Typekit 4. Walking to work 5. Short tables set deep...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 349 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:39:00 PST

1. Ciabatta loaf 2. Spewing out a couple thousand words for NaNoWriMo and liking it 3. Singing 1980s tv show theme songs in the car, which devolved into a limping rendition of "Ebony and Ivory" 4. Power tools 5. Husbands what can do the...

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Five Star Friday's Edition #78

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:50:00 PST

"Five Star Friday's Edition #78": Today's roundup of good weblog entries is brought to you by growing up, a small kitchen, awol marriage counsellors, therapy, divorce, gravity, dogs, pediatric blood pressure, Canadian heavy metal music, a joke gone...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 348 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:31:00 PST

1. Mall security 2. That one of my cats hates my singing so much he bites my arms whenever I do it 3. Famous people following me out of the blue on Twitter 4. Finding my voice in a narrative 5. Waiting for that first paycheck from a new...

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More iPhone Photography, Featuring ColorSplash

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:56:00 PST

As you may already know, I have been getting into iPhone photography lately. The camera apps I collect on my iPhone have become go-to tools for me when I find myself without my usual camera, and I have not been disappointed with the results. In...

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Me at MamaPop: Former *NSYNC Member, Joey Fatone, Has a Sense of Humor About Himself

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:03:00 PST

"Former *NSYNC Member, Joey Fatone, Has a Sense of Humor About Himself": Former baritone member of the famous boy band *NSYNC, Joey Fatone, 32, has a sense of humor about himself. This is brilliant, especially when so many once-wildly-popular people...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 347 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:18:00 PST

1. The sharp flavour of raw onions 2. The sound of wind through tall grass when you are lying beneath it 3. Sea glass 4. Someone else doing the dishes 5. Extra thin cut deli meat slices Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in...

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I Am November's Bitch

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:19:00 PST

It is 8:27 a.m., and I have already made coffee, blipped some Lou Reed, read and put together some material ahead of time for Five Star Friday, written a couple of paragraphs for National Novel Writing Month, worked on the beginnings of my article...

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Me at MamaPop: Speidi Transmogrify Themselves Into Jon and Kate Gosselin: How to Make Me Lose My Faith in Humanity in One Easy Step

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:17:00 PST

"Speidi Transmogrify Themselves Into Jon and Kate Gosselin: How to Make Me Lose My Faith in Humanity in One Easy Step": Heidi and Spencer Pratt, aka Speidi, are one of two of the greatest traffic accidents going on reality television these days, and...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 346 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:21:00 PST

1. Nice insurance company nurses who don't mind three cats crawling through all of her stuff 2. Baking soda's amazing ability to de-stinkify cat litter 3. Orange shoes 4. A surprise gift of a painting 5. Whammy bars Wage a battle against...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 345 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:50:00 PST

1. The staff at CBC Radio, who were so nice to a radio newbie such as me 2. Finding the impetus to keep at NaNoWriMo 3. A clean kitchen 4. New socks 5. Peanut butter and honey sandwiches Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in...

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I'll Be The One On CBC Radio Giving Up Her Anonymity And Dreaming About Tequila

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:35:00 PST

Do you want to know what I'm panicking about today? I AM GOING TO BE ON CBC RADIO THIS AFTERNOON. Do you want to know what else I'm panicking about? THEY ARE GOING TO USE MY REAL NAME. I am going down to the CBC studios at 4:30 p.m. to be...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 344 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:02:00 PST

1. That my teeth have noticeably whitened on their own since I quit smoking 2. Freshly groomed standard poodles 3. The braces I had to wear when I was a kid 4. Cornball comedies from the 1980s 5. Chin dimples Wage a battle against...

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22 Halloween Photos And An Awkward Moment Involving Duck Sex

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:12:00 PST

Despite my grinchly attitude toward Halloween, I had a fantabulous time. At the bottom of the above photo, you'll notice that I signed a Bible with the following: Bible thing! Also, sorry about the duck genitals. There was...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 343 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:44:00 PDT

1. Pesto pasta primavera 2. Flickr 3. Babies dressed up as cute bugs 4. Vintage dresses 5. Fascinators Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

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Grace in Small Things: Part 342 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:31:00 PDT

1. Bindis 2. Avocado rolls 3. The scrape of dry leaves under my shoes 4. Watching huge men unload equipment for skinny musicians 5. Vivian Maier's photography Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

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A Treatise On My Grinchly Attitude Toward Halloween

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:11:00 PDT

When I was eight years old, my parents and I went to California and did a tour of Disneyland, Universal Studios, and other amusement park-like facilities. I liked it alright, despite the inherent hurry-up-and-wait atmosphere of crowded funparks...

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Five Star Friday's Edition #77

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:55:00 PDT

"Five Star Friday's Edition #77": Today's roundup of good weblog entries is brought to you by Planned Parenthood, cyber-dating, ex-wives, stalking Ralph Macchio, Generation Y, marriage counselling, John Peel, adoption, anniversaries, house fires,...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 341 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:13:00 PDT

1. Taking apart a hulking old television set to in order to be able to get it down the stairs 2. Barbecue pork steaks 3. Stainless steel wine goblets 4. Wire cutters 5. Implosions Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace...

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In Which I Answer Your Questions About Miscellaneous Things

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:20:00 PDT

A couple of Sundays ago, I had you ask me questions for me to answer. So far, I've answered your questions about place, the Palinode and I, music, and myself and blogging. For the final entry in this series, I am answering the questions that didn't...

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Me at MamaPop: Is That an Animal Humping the Back of Your Head, or Are You Just Wearing a Kate Gosselin Halloween Wig?

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:10:00 PDT

"Is That an Animal Humping the Back of Your Head, or Are You Just Wearing a Kate Gosselin Halloween Wig?": Kate Gosselin. Love to hate her or hate to love her, she and her progeny toddled into the paparazzi's eye with Jon & Kate Plus 8, and Jon...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 340 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:06:00 PDT

1. A completely scrubbed out refrigerator with new groceries inside it 2. Learning to bake cookies 3. Freshly baked cookies with a hot cup of coffee just after the sun has set 4. The weird twist of excitement in my belly as I anticipate...

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Me at MamaPop: Please Don't Let Grau Wal Hair Jewelry Be the Next Big Thing

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:17:00 PDT

"Please Don't Let Grau Wal Hair Jewelry Be the Next Big Thing": Certain fashion trends need to die. The return of popped collars? Horribly reminiscent of America Psycho era high society serial killers. Tissue paper thin jersey anything? Guaranteed...

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My 2009 Mondo Beyondo List

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:46:00 PDT

A couple of weeks ago, I sat down to write my Mondo Beyondo list. What is a Mondo Beyondo list, you ask? Andrea Scher, who has been making her own lists for years, describes the Mondo Beyondo list as a ...list of things that are outrageous, wild,...

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Grace in Small Things: Part 339 of 365

schmutzie@gmail.com (Schmutzie) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:34:00 PDT

1. Fiddleheads 2. The sound of car tires splashing through slush outside my window 3. Morning coffee and a book in a cafe 4. Church bells 5. Corinthian pillars Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

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