scene missing magazine2009-11-10T14:35:39ZWordPresshttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?feed=atomadmin<![CDATA[Due to today’s November Rain, …]]>http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32802009-11-10T14:35:39Z2009-11-10T14:35:39Z<p>Due to today’s November Rain, Axl Rose’s wedding has been cancelled. Slash, please step out to the church parking lot to play a guitar solo.</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/scenemissingmagazine/Hmed/~4/_0Sc9x5msbU" height="1" width="1"/>0http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=3280adminhttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32782009-11-09T22:22:23Z2009-11-09T20:57:08Z<p>The discipline needed to eat one Skittle at a time from the bag- another step on the Buddhist concept of The Noble Eightfold Path.</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/scenemissingmagazine/Hmed/~4/wf4o73i5dq8" height="1" width="1"/>0http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=3278adminhttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32762009-11-09T15:48:26Z2009-11-08T21:50:16Z<p>Just had a conversation with the lady cutting my hair about legalizing weed. I think she’s for it, because she mentioned that she was high.</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/scenemissingmagazine/Hmed/~4/-8CQLinxJ6w" height="1" width="1"/>0http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=3276adminhttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32742009-11-06T17:22:35Z2009-11-06T16:10:46Z<p>As it turns out yelling <span class="caps">NO</span> <span class="caps">NO</span> <span class="caps">NO</span> at a mechanical object that is failing does not affect its performance.</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/scenemissingmagazine/Hmed/~4/tvaIyeieRFM" height="1" width="1"/>0http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=3274adminhttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32712009-11-06T00:50:11Z2009-11-05T22:42:35Z<p>What did the criminals say when they saw the law enforcing thicket of trees and shrubs? ‘Oh shit it’s the copse!’</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/scenemissingmagazine/Hmed/~4/47xRxzezQ1w" height="1" width="1"/>0http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=3271adminhttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32702009-11-06T00:50:06Z2009-11-05T15:15:22Z<p>I think that I’d make a good Jedi, but since I don’t get a lot of exercise I’d have to be the Yoda kind of Jedi. Like a ‘on the couch’ Jedi.</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/scenemissingmagazine/Hmed/~4/c5noDuyuvf8" height="1" width="1"/>0http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=3270adminhttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32682009-11-05T00:05:24Z2009-11-04T19:48:01Z<p>Flintstones vitamins, I hereby task you with protecting me from all manner of viruses, maladies and general illness. Gee Fred, War is hell.</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/scenemissingmagazine/Hmed/~4/Q348dc1jZKc" height="1" width="1"/>0http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=3268adminhttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32652009-11-04T15:32:34Z2009-11-04T14:08:01Z<p>I don’t think cats are good luck. Birds are good luck. Sorry, cats. Except Hello Kitty. And my girlfriend’s cat, Alcott. Two lucky cats.</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/scenemissingmagazine/Hmed/~4/SCE8tG4l4bk" height="1" width="1"/>0http://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=3265adminhttp://www.scenemissingmagazine.com/?p=32642009-11-04T15:32:39Z2009-11-03T16:49:12Z<p>My shirt smells like clean laundry, which leads me to my new idea: Charge people to sleep in piles of clean laundry. <span class="caps">BYOL</span>, though.</p>
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