Are You F---ing Kidding Me?

13 Deep Thoughts about V – The original mini-series

JackfnBurton — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:27:15 +0000

Here is a new post from a new contributer named JackfnBurton. Yes, this is our second post about “V” in the last day. Yes, we are obsessed. No we do not all live in our parent’s...

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Always wash your hands before handling meat

Sauced Dwarf — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:29:09 +0000

Here’s the Sauced Dwarf’s second spectacular contribution to RUFKM. Fun Fact: Both tales have involved his balls and some of the funniest analogies we’ve ever read. Enjoy! ...

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Battlestar Gallactica fan shockingly enjoys new V reboot

TylerDFC — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:57:52 +0000

The new reboot of the 1983 mini-series (and subsequent failed weekly series) V has been fraught with problems in development. Show runners have left, scripts have been tossed, it has gone on...

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Local man lobbies for all dog pills to be purple, glow in the dark

Loose Cannon — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:11:42 +0000

There are a few phrases that my wife says that makes me want to run for the hills: ” Let’s watch the Notebook together.” ” A friend of mine has a great new multilevel business...

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The Strain : Cannonball Read – Review #1

TylerDFC — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:16:51 +0000

TylerDFC is trying to read 52 books in 52 weeks. It’s for the Second Running of the Cannonball Read contest from the movie review website/community known as Pajiba. There is no prize except...

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Women have insane questions. We have obnoxious answers.

Loose Cannon — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:42:39 +0000

I had a conversation yesterday with Boondoggle that revolved around the ridiculous questions that our wives ask. You know, the nonsensical “deep thoughts” that make any man’s head...

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Pearl Jam – Backspacer: 35 minutes of ear pleasure

Loose Cannon — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:40:53 +0000

It is not common for bands to release one of their best albums almost 20 years into their career but Pearl Jam has just done that with Backspacer. This is the point when bands release songs that...

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Transformers 2: A Two Hour Boredom Explosion

TylerDFC — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:33:16 +0000

Here’s a 90 second review of Tranformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen that comes out on DVD today from TylerDFC. Fun Fact: One of the bonus features reveals that Optimus Prime is a CGI recreation...

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90 Second Music Review: Vains of Jenna – The Art of Telling Lies

Loose Cannon — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:14:31 +0000

Lately, the RUFKM headquarters has been besieged with CDs and propaganda from bands big and small. This inspired us to start a new series called “90 Second Music Review” to highlight...

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Trick ‘r Treat – Best F–ing horror movie of the year

TylerDFC — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:42:37 +0000

One thing that has become abundantly clear this year is that Hollywood has no idea what to do with horror movies. The box office failure of Jennifer’s Body and Pandorum will just further that...

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Danny Hope’s lipsweater responsible for Purdue football’s failure

CeonFoosheys — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:54:06 +0000

Since I am in no way able to provide rational, reasonable analysis of Purdue football as my beloved Boilermakers have shit the bed this season, I instead offer a wild hypothesis for how Purdue can...

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13 Stupid Questions with Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge, TUFF

Loose Cannon — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:19:35 +0000

Halloween is quickly approaching. We will all soon be reminded of all the iconic monsters of our time. Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, and that sketchy little puppet from Saw. But nothing is more...

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Insipid Comment Lifetime Achievement Award

captainboondoggle — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:12:44 +0000

Throughout my entire life, I’ve been relentlessly barraged by all forms of buffoonery. Sometimes to such an extent that I’m convinced I must be paying a cosmic penance for some horrific crime...

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Year of the Ferret (part 1)

Loose Cannon — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Enjoy the first of a 3 part RUFKM Classic. The finale, Part 4, is finally being written. In the meantime, refresh yourself with one of the greatest stories ever told. Authors Note: ...

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RUFKM stockholder meeting on October 3rd includes juggling monkeys, Manwich, Astroglide

Loose Cannon — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:15:26 +0000

RUFKM is having a stockholder meeting on Saturday, October 3rd at Purdue University in conjunction with homecoming weekend. TylerDFC suggested this location and graciously offered to host the event...

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RUFKM Phone Prank: We put a Muther Clucker out of business

Loose Cannon — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:34:29 +0000

There are many unsolved mysteries in the world. One is why companies think that shoving an advertisement into the crevice of my car window will suddenly earn my business. Another is how these...

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Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool – Stupid Video Interview

Loose Cannon — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:09:47 +0000

Here is a YouTube clip of an interview we did with Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool at Crue Fest in W. Palm Beach. You wouldn’t think that Ryan has a sense of humor since he’s usually...

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Corporate policy requires written approval for repairing company cars that leak gas, catch on fire

CeonFoosheys — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:25:01 +0000

I am a traveling salesman of sorts, working for a company that saw fit to hire me without a lick of experience in the field. Eventually they saw fit to give me a company car. Sidebar: Since I...

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Crazy Train misses drunken teen napping on track

CeonFoosheys — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:33:03 +0000

We don’t ever do this as this site is “100% original content” but this story was just too spectacular to not post. This defines an “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?”...

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True Confessions of a KISS-aholic

Loose Cannon — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:22:41 +0000

(The following is an excerpt from chapter 27 of the novel “True Confessions of a KISS -aholic” available on Amazon on 10/6/09.) The mailbox at RUFKM corporate headquarters is flooded...

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