RowTow 2.0

Raving.

J-Roc — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 08:32:31 +0000

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Peep this new Club Anthem

J-Roc — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 22:12:15 +0000

this is a bangin’ club track featuring Summer Heights High. If you’re not a fan of Summer Heights High, I don’t know why you read this website.

Happy Thanksgiving, Homos!

J-Roc — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 19:25:06 +0000

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Baltimora Day!

J-Roc — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:45:41 +0000

See after the jump for a looping video.

Some thoughts, post-election

J-Roc — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:50:41 +0000

Colorado legalized marijuana this election, here at rowtow.com we support it but we also accept that there might be something alterior going on:

also, I’m sure some pretentious potheads are doing this:

This Halloween…

J-Roc — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:00:12 +0000

Fuck the Misfits and their “Fiend Club”, let everyone know you’re part of the Rowtow Feak club.

Oh shit son, Gathering of Juggalos 2012 lineup announced! WOOP WOOP NINJA

J-Roc — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 03:54:45 +0000

Damn… D-list 90s/2000s rappers and Bobcat Goldthwaite? fuck yeah.

RIP MCA of the Beastie Boys

J-Roc — Fri, 04 May 2012 19:02:47 +0000

Adam Yauch, 47 years old. Too soon.

The Real Ghostbusters – Collect Call of the Cathulhu

J-Roc — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:17:23 +0000

So, apparently back in the 1980s on the Real Ghostbusters cartoon they had an episode with Cthulhu, the Necronomicon, Arkham, Miskatonic University and a direct namecheck to H.P. Lovecraft. No, I’m not making this up.

How on earth did this cartoon get made, must less broadcast in the Reagan 80s? Christian kooks lose their shit over incredibly trivial stuff like thinking that Mighty Mouse smelling a flower is inciting kids to do cocaine, this cartoon has a straight up Necronomicon covered in pentagrams.

Have you heard about the new club?

J-Roc — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:00:05 +0000

It’s a new club that plays really great hardcore techno for a really hip young crowd.

Man, the Lain dub rules. Do you think they were bangin’ some Omar Santana and Ron D. Core in that club?

Retarded Bass Music Tattoos: Third Strike

J-Roc — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:14:33 +0000

Wow. I’d thought I’d gotten them all. I even did a feature on just Daft Punk tattoos and that’s not even a bass music genre! But the denizens of the internet never let me down in the stupidity department, so here is the third round of our popular series on stupid tattoos belonging to junglists:

And what retarded Bass music tattoos compilation would be complete with out some more SKRILLEX:

Gonna be great explaining that one to your kids

Best of Bootie: Whitney Houston Tribute

cy — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 02:34:03 +0000

Best of Bootie rocks out a nice Whitney Houstin mash-up tribute. Scoop that shit up HERE.

BEHOLD: THE ROWTOW UNICODE CHARACTER

J-Roc — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 07:33:25 +0000

Name: PILE OF POO
Block: Miscellaneous Symbols And Pictographs
Category: Symbol, Other [So]
Index entries: POO, PILE OF
Comments: dog dirt
Version: Unicode 6.0.0 (October 2010)
HTML Entity: 💩

Here is “Pile of Poo” in whatever font your browser renders this page in: 💩

Happy Birthday Albert Hofmann

cy — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:11:03 +0000

106 years old today. Hot damn, LSD. NOMZ

Rick Santorum: A Frothy Mixture of Feces and Lube

J-Roc — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:25:29 +0000

A public notice regarding Santorum.

Not completely sure how it works, but evidently if you link Santorum with the web sitehttp://spreadingsantorum.com/ then that tends to keep Santorum name properly associated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Something about Google bots picking up Santorum’s name each time Santorum is mentioned and linked online like that.

So to review, when you link Santorum with the web site http://spreadingsantorum.com/ then that tends to keepSantorum’s name properly associated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Evidently this happens every time Santorum’s name is mentioned and linked online, so please be careful when you do mention Santorum’s name, and especially when you may associate Santorum with the web sitehttp://spreadingsantorum.com/ and then further reference Santorum with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Thank you for the opportunity to provide this notice about Santorum.