RowTow 2.0 http://www.rowtow.com is the shit, son. Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:24:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://www.rowtow.com http://www.rowtow.com/shit.ico RowTow 2.0 Internet LED Sign http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/8_6RDqtHUKQ/internet-led-sign http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/06/internet-led-sign#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:23:50 +0000 J-Roc http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1563

InternetLEDSign.com Hit it up fools!

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/06/internet-led-sign/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/06/internet-led-sign The Day The Music Died http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/FXuMD56KoTI/the-day-the-music-died-2 http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/03/the-day-the-music-died-2#comments Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:39:59 +0000 cy http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1559

51 years ago today would be the day the music died folks. RIP Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper.

I love this track, full on Gummo style, yo:

And of course The Big Bopper up in this bitch:

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/03/the-day-the-music-died-2/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/03/the-day-the-music-died-2 6 minutes of Japanese Arnold Schwarzenegger commercials! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/4L0LoNP2rz4/6-minutes-of-japanese-arnold-schwarzenegger-commercials http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/01/6-minutes-of-japanese-arnold-schwarzenegger-commercials#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:36:28 +0000 cy http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1557

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/01/6-minutes-of-japanese-arnold-schwarzenegger-commercials/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2010/02/01/6-minutes-of-japanese-arnold-schwarzenegger-commercials Bitch of The Day: Betty White http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/mQlvbg5I6mo/bitch-of-the-day-betty-white http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/29/bitch-of-the-day-betty-white#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:40:00 +0000 cy http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1545

Betty Marion White was born in Oak Park, Illinois on January 17, 1922.  An American actor and comedian probably known best for her television roles of Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show and Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls.  She’s super gorgeous and thinks Sarah Palin is a crazy bitch.

I couldn’t find any freaking nipple slips or upskirts :( Couple bonus photos though. Don’t tug too hard.

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/29/bitch-of-the-day-betty-white/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/29/bitch-of-the-day-betty-white Happy birthday Canned Brewski! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/3dTB314-O9M/happy-birthday-canned-brewski http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/24/happy-birthday-canned-brewski#comments Sun, 24 Jan 2010 15:30:25 +0000 cy http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1543

Be sure to crack open a cold one on Jan. 24, the day canned beer celebrates its 75th birthday.

Full article here.

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/24/happy-birthday-canned-brewski/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/24/happy-birthday-canned-brewski That time of the year again – BEST OF BOOTY http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/1umWJQCA2Z4/that-time-of-the-year-again-best-of-booty http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/04/that-time-of-the-year-again-best-of-booty#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:35:59 +0000 cy http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1536


That’s right folks, Best of Booty 2009 is here. Be sure to go snag that shit, FO’FREE. Snag it up right here, bitches!

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/04/that-time-of-the-year-again-best-of-booty/feed 1 http://www.rowtow.com/2010/01/04/that-time-of-the-year-again-best-of-booty The Color of Television: An Odyssey of Detroit Techno, Italo Disco and Beyond http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/z0SBk1Lxdsk/the-color-of-television-an-odyssey-of-detroit-techno-italo-disco-and-beyond http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/30/the-color-of-television-an-odyssey-of-detroit-techno-italo-disco-and-beyond#comments Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:12:33 +0000 J-Roc http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1529

Suggested consumption before consuming this mixtape: Neuromancer by William Gibson, Futureshock and The Third Wave by Alvin Toffler, Omni Magazine, Escape from New York, Blade Runner. Break out the parachute pants, fingerless gloves and mirrorshade Ray-Ban aviators, it’s time for a trip back in time to the future the 80s promised but never delivered. A heady mix of Detroit Techno, Italo Disco and some more modern stuff.

  1. Dopplereffekt – Hyperellyptic Surfaces
  2. Clock DVA – The Hacker
  3. Crystal Castles – Knights
  4. M|A|R|R|S – Pump up the Volume
  5. Shit Robot – Chasm
  6. The Juan McClean – Give Me Every Little Thing
  7. Delia Gonzalez – Rise
  8. Model 500 – Vessels in Distress
  9. Crystal Castles – 1991
  10. Cyber People – Void Vision (Radio Version)
  11. K.S. Experience – Electronic Dance
  12. 808 State – Bond
  13. Model 500 – No UFOs
  14. Giorgio Moroder – Chase
  15. Cybotron – Alleys of Your Mind
  16. Dopplereffekt – Sterilzation
  17. Ladytron – Evil
  18. Cybotron – Clear

Download. 101 megabytes, 75 minutes. Might take a while on your Commodore 64. Midi version not coming anytime soon.

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/30/the-color-of-television-an-odyssey-of-detroit-techno-italo-disco-and-beyond/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/30/the-color-of-television-an-odyssey-of-detroit-techno-italo-disco-and-beyond Merry Christmas from Devine and the RowTow Crew http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/NwuNFP0oRyk/merry-christmas-from-devine-and-the-rowtow-crew http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/25/merry-christmas-from-devine-and-the-rowtow-crew#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 07:24:38 +0000 cy http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1524

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/25/merry-christmas-from-devine-and-the-rowtow-crew/feed 1 http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/25/merry-christmas-from-devine-and-the-rowtow-crew RIP Britanny Murphy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/S6Hrfn8zCew/rip-britanny-murphy http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/24/rip-britanny-murphy#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:39:38 +0000 cy http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1521

She was pretty rowtow.

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/24/rip-britanny-murphy/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/24/rip-britanny-murphy Some oldskool haxx0r shit http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/X5SX5VQteb8/some-oldskool-haxx0r-shit http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/12/some-oldskool-haxx0r-shit#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 08:19:07 +0000 cy http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1518

With peeps like Dan Farmer, Aleph 1 and White Knight.

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/12/some-oldskool-haxx0r-shit/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/12/some-oldskool-haxx0r-shit BREAKING: Leaked Tiger Woods Sex Tape http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/pikUFc-Moo0/breaking-leaked-tiger-woods-sex-tape http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/08/breaking-leaked-tiger-woods-sex-tape#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:59:19 +0000 hoss http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1503

Tiger Woods - Subject of recent sex allegations and a new sex tape emerging on the Internet.

BREAKING NEWS
Ocoee, Fla. – Tiger Woods’ troubles ran deeper today as a sex tape emerged from what is believed to be one of his supposed 18 mistresses.  No response yet from Tiger or his wife, but this new development is sure to prove troublesome for any hopes he may have had for a quick reconciliation with the public.  Clips from the tape can be seen here.


]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/08/breaking-leaked-tiger-woods-sex-tape/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/08/breaking-leaked-tiger-woods-sex-tape Jewish Christmas Mixtape (Xmas Songs by Jews) http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/DMV22hRLouY/jewish-christmas-mixtape-xmas-songs-by-jews http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/jewish-christmas-mixtape-xmas-songs-by-jews#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:42:12 +0000 J-Roc http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1498

What better way to celebrate the birth of the King of the Jews than listening to a mixtape of Hebrews performing Christmas classics? Perfect for listening to while you prepare your seasonal decorations of coopted pagan symbols.  Remember, don’t forget the true reason for the season: the birth of Santa.

Tracklist:

  1. Phil Spector – Silent Night/A Christmas Message
  2. Mel Torme – The Christmas Song (Michael Kessler Open Fire Mix)
  3. Beastie Boys – Country Mike’s Country Christmas
  4. Kenny G – We Three Kings/Carol of the Bells
  5. Amy Winehouse – I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus
  6. Bob Dylan – I’ll Be Home for Christmas
  7. Neil Diamond – Happy Christmas (War is Over)
  8. Simon & Garfunkle – Silent Night

Download. 27 megabytes, 19 and a half minutes.

(War is Over, if you want it)

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/jewish-christmas-mixtape-xmas-songs-by-jews/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/jewish-christmas-mixtape-xmas-songs-by-jews Teapot Blowing – Get in on it NOW http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/fl_j7YRZHm8/teapot-blowing-get-in-on-it-now http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/teapot-blowing-get-in-on-it-now#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:52:42 +0000 hoss http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1495

Geeksaresexy could have made you $20 richer if you had the skills to blow like this guy.  More professional blows HERE.

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/teapot-blowing-get-in-on-it-now/feed 1 http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/teapot-blowing-get-in-on-it-now Man Tests Applebee’s Drink Limits http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/gDUBqKAc3UM/man-tests-applebees-drink-limits http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/man-tests-applebees-drink-limits#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:16:52 +0000 J-Roc http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/man-tests-applebees-drink-limits

menu_brewtus

Guy sucked down a lot of “Brewtus” sized beers.

]]> http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/man-tests-applebees-drink-limits/feed 0 http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/man-tests-applebees-drink-limits Don We Now, Our Gay Apparel http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rowtow/dDiS/~3/9rLCiyO-ycQ/don-we-now-our-gay-apparel http://www.rowtow.com/2009/12/07/don-we-now-our-gay-apparel#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:05:08 +0000 J-Roc http://www.rowtow.com/?p=1491

A very merry and gay Christmas mix, enjoy!

  1. Erasure – She Won’t be Home for Xmas
  2. Wham! – Last Christmas
  3. Johnny “Gay Pimp” McGovern – Dirty Gay Xmas
  4. Madonna – Santa Baby
  5. Pet Shop Boys – It Doesn’t Snow Often at Christmas
  6. Cher – Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
  7. Pansy Division – Homo Christmas

Download. 27 minutes,  37mb.

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