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2009-05-19T14:10:00.002+01:00

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re:Port - Breaking News: G20 Summit Postponed Following ANOTHER Cancellation

2009-04-01T20:28:00.003+01:00

Reports in the press that tomorrow's G20 summit is to be postponed following multiple sudden cancellations were this afternoon confirmed by a G20 spokesperson. The summit, held annually for the world's 20 biggest and most renowned Gs, has been shrouded in yet further controversy following confirmation of another cancellation. (OG Big "Dogg" McGraw)In the last few hours it has been confirmed that

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-04-01T18:27:00.000+01:00

(No. 999,978)Top 100 Eggs In One Basket(click for more 'Top 100s')

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-31T22:25:00.000+01:00

(No. 999,979)Top 100 Gay Homophobes(click for more 'Top 100s')

re:Port - Guantanamo Bay to Become Holiday Resort

2009-03-30T23:18:00.001+01:00

Guantanamo Bay has been purchased by Richard Branson, who has plans to turn it into the world’s première holiday resort.“It’s a fantastic opportunity,” explained the squirrel-faced entrepreneur, “it’s already a world-famous brand, located in secluded hotspot with a private beach and fantastic weather - it practically markets itself.”As part of a deal with the U.S. government, prisoners still

One Second Interview - Lizo Mzimba

2009-03-30T22:51:00.000+01:00

re:Spectacle: Hi, how are you doing?Lizo: I'm alright(click for more One Second Interviews)

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-30T22:42:00.000+01:00

(No. 999,980)Top 100 Blurred License Plates On Google Streetview(click for more 'Top 100s')

re:Live - WINNING, For Losers

2009-03-29T23:41:00.004+01:00

Let’s face it: you’re pretty sh*t aren’t you?Every single day it’s the same.If you’re not weeping into a pot noodle then you’re trying to pretend that your dad’s sperm wouldn’t have been better used as glue.If you’re not cutting corners then you’re trying desperately to cut your limp, lifeless wrists.But you can’t even do that right, can you?No, obviously not, because you’re

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-29T22:38:00.001+01:00

(No. 999,981)Top 100 Insignificant 'Star Trek' Character Deaths(click for more 'Top 100s')

re:Port - Public Outrage at Leaked Puppet Redundancy Proposal

2009-03-28T22:50:00.001+00:00

There was widespread anger across the country yesterday after a Government memo detailing plans to make large scale redundancies in the suffering puppet sector was leaked to a national news agency.The source of the leak has apparently been identified as Lord Peter Mandelson, Secretary of State for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform. "Mandy", as he is affectionately known, had accidentally

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-28T22:37:00.000+00:00

(No. 999,982)Top 100 Completely Forgotten Somethingorothers(click for more 'Top 100s')

Cathys Through Time - Part 2. Cathy Moriarty

2009-03-27T17:40:00.008+00:00

Blonde hair love, yeah? Two arms AND two legs, yeah? Eyes, nose, mouth and that, yeah?Boring……is what you might think on first glance of this here human. But Cathy Moriarty has not only been in nuff films, but one you’ll only have bloody seen. Raging Bull, int it? You know, that one with the people doing the things and the there’s that plot and it’s all based around that one guy who looks

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-27T17:35:00.000+00:00

(No. 999,983)Top 100 Wives Of Solomon(click for more 'Top 100s')

re:Visit - Darfur: The Noo’ European Capital Of Coo’!

2009-03-26T17:39:00.005+00:00

A press release from the EU Coo' Commission has today confirmed that bookies' favourite Darfur has been crowned as the "European Capital of Coo’". It’s a double coup for Darfur - which beat outsiders Islamabad and Basra to the title - coming in the same week that the Janjaweed came first in the Sunday Times' renowned “100 Best Militias to Die For” supplement. (CNN cover the post-victory

Suburban Dictionary

2009-03-26T17:31:00.004+00:00

"Queuedini/s"A phrase used to complement an individual's/group's queueing style.e.g. "Gosh! Ever since he moved back to Henley, Anthony has become a real queuedini. Such poise!"(click for more Suburban Dictionary)

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-26T17:29:00.002+00:00

(No. 999,984)Top 100 Reasons Why She Left Me, For God's Sake She Left Me With Nothing And Now I Have Nothing(click for more 'Top 100s')

re:Member - re:Spectacle Children’s Challenge Page - 1932 Edition

2009-03-25T17:44:00.009+00:00

If you are nuff old, and were not killed in either World War I or II, you may remember that re:Spectacle first appeared in telegraph format in the early 1900s.We were as coo’ back then as we are today – if a little less adept at kicking the f*ck out of the goddamn system – and we were always on hand (or wire - ed.) to show the yoots of the day how to drunkenly drive the Harley of life well over

True as F*ck

2009-03-25T17:28:00.001+00:00

Did you know that......a planned big screen version of ‘Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat’ was halted partway through production because the director had decided to film in black and white ‘for artistic reasons’?(click for more True as F*ck)

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-25T17:18:00.002+00:00

(No. 999,985)Top 100 Whole Number Percentages(click for more 'Top 100s')

re:Port - Madame Tussaud's Reveal Keanu Reeves 'Model' Is Actually The Real Life Reeves

2009-03-24T17:25:00.003+00:00

Madame Tussaud’s have today revealed that their Keanu Reeves ‘waxwork model’ is in fact the man himself. Reeves, of ‘Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey’ fame, has been living in the main hall for over a year, and appears to have become very accustomed to life at Tussaud’s.A spokesman for the popular tourist attraction had this to say:"We always wanted to have a model of Keanu in Tussaud's so we flew

One Second Interview - Scatman John

2009-03-24T17:22:00.001+00:00

re:Spectacle: Hi, how are you doing?Scatman John: I'm alright(click for more One Second Interviews)

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-24T17:20:00.002+00:00

(No. 999,986)Top 100 Ways To Make A Mountain Out Of A Molehill(click for more 'Top 100s')

World 'Carry On Doing Exactly As You Always Do' Day 2009

2009-03-23T17:28:00.012+00:00

Today, as anyone who exists will know, is World ‘Carry On Doing Exactly What You Always Do’ Day, and re:Spectacle would like to take this chance to encourage you to do your bit by getting the f*ck out there and living your day-to-day lives as normally as possible!Last year was the most successful year ever, with literally billions of people across the globe taking part: schools and universities

re:Style - Metro or Homo?

2009-03-23T17:16:00.003+00:00

As always we let the re:Spectacle style counsellor decide… This Week: Architecture Always needs everything to be inch-perfect? Agonises for hours getting the look just right? From precise measurements to perpetual modifications, you just can’t get more metrolicious than something which screams ‘the public can’t see me until I’m ready!’ Verdict: wont go anywhere without foundation (click for

Countdown: The Top One Million 'Top 100s' (Of All Time)

2009-03-23T17:14:00.003+00:00

(No. 999,987)Top 100 Most Significant Font Sizes(click for more 'Top 100s')