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	<title>Regretful Morning » Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos</title>
	
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		<title>This Dog Has An Epic Tongue (3 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bet you&#8217;re thinking &#8220;arg another dog gallery?&#8221;  You&#8217;re damn right we&#8217;re posting another dog gallery.  Dogs are awesome.  The one we&#8217;re featuring today is popular amongst the bitches and it isn&#8217;t for his fetching skills.  When I saw this pooch, my warped mind immediately thought of a story that an older gentleman had told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sara Jean Underwood drops your jaw in GIF format</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=30376</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sara Jean Underwood first graced the pages of Playboy in 2005. Since then, the 27 year old has been on a hot streak that could rival that of a glass breaking hot streak in NBA Jam. Everyone who owned a Sega Genesis is giving me a nod right now.  So buckle your chinstraps and close [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A very colorful weatherman</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A video has gone viral of a weatherman that really enjoys his job. I honestly hope that the suits at the station don&#8217;t see this as a bad thing. If this guy lived in my hometown, I&#8217;d be watching the weather simply to get my pop culture updates.]]></description>
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		<title>How do I get back at my mom?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=30355</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know Eric, I&#8217;d say keep doing what you&#8217;re doing.  It&#8217;s original, shocking, and it really makes your mom think twice about pissing you off.  You can try toasted English muffins or peanut brittle if you want to change it up, but I think you&#8217;ve got a winning formula.]]></description>
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		<title>Japan Has Some Pretty Sweet Buses (8 pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you were forced to ride the school bus in the states growing up, you would&#8217;ve had a dull ride on a long boring Twinkie, 5 days a week.  Japan has obviously figured this out, and decided to spice up their buses.  I guess their thinking is, if the bus looks awesome, kids might get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rachel Aldana takes the word “busty” to a whole new level</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=30340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This 24 year old busty beauty has been carrying around Britain&#8217;s &#8220;biggest natural breasts&#8221; title since she turned 18. Cashing in on her natural gifts, the young hair dresser runs a site packed full of hi-res boob shots that are bound to fill up an entire evening.  Trust me, usually I finish these fairly quickly.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When men and women reverse roles at bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just showed me how much of a douchebag I probably am when I&#8217;m at the bar.  Could you imagine how awesome planet earth would be if this were reality?]]></description>
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		<title>The truth about rhinos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=30336</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I knew there was more to these mysterious creatures than a big horn and a bad attitude.  Glad I&#8217;m not the only one who has wondered this.]]></description>
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		<title>Girls Getting Fat (15 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is probably tasteless so I will apologize to the big girls now.  You know I still love you, even if your &#8220;thyroid is messed up&#8221; wink wink.  Some people say certain things get better with time.  A bottle of Pinot Noir, a hot rod from the 60&#8242;s, and a baseball collection, yes. But girls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tramp Stamp Tuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi kids, we&#8217;re back to normal scheduling today so let&#8217;s bring in TST with the familiar face of Mindi Smith.  I would write more but I heard this show called &#8220;Smash&#8221; was supposed to be awesome, so I have my TV on thinking I&#8217;m about to get hit in the testicles with some epic SciFi [...]]]></description>
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