<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0">

<channel>
	<title>Regretful Morning» Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos</title>
	
	<link>http://regretfulmorning.com</link>
	<description>We laugh at your misfortune</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:24:50 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/regretfulmorning/vNDk" /><feedburner:info uri="regretfulmorning/vndk" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><feedburner:emailServiceId>regretfulmorning/vNDk</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><item>
		<title>Sandra Bullock’s husband cheats on her with a Glamour Girl</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/H_it53eXVsw/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/sandra-bullocks-husband-cheats-on-her-with-a-glamour-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[affair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jesse james]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michelle mcgee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michelle mcgeel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sandra bullock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socal glamour girl]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13955</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Jesse James the (soon to be ex) husband of Sandra Bullock has been caught diddling one of the SoCal Glamour Girls (Michelle Bombshell McGee).
Assuming he and Sandra were separated, Michelle continued talking to  Jesse, she says, and then, “We had intimate relations.” Michelle says  she and Jesse had sex “two or three [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/sandra-bullocks-husband-cheats-on-her-with-a-glamour-girl/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/sandra-bullocks-husband-cheats-on-her-with-a-glamour-girl/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>Man Shows Up For DUI Case, While Wasted</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/a47qejFq_2Q/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/man-shows-up-for-dui-case-while-wasted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[court]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk in court]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DUI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wtf]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13927</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In September 2009 Jason Botos plead guilty when he got completely hammered and collided with 5 other vehicles.  You live and learn right?  Wrong.  Botos decided it would be a good idea to show up to his court hearing with 5 times the legal limit of alcohol in his system.

When 30-year-old Jason [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/man-shows-up-for-dui-case-while-wasted/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/man-shows-up-for-dui-case-while-wasted/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>20 Humorous ‘FUCK YEA’ Comics</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/kHSGQlasaFQ/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/20-humorous-fuck-yea-comics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[epic beard man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuck yea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rage comic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13891</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When the Rage meme was formed, it spawned many side comics.  Today we&#8217;ve got the &#8220;Fuck Yea&#8221;, &#8220;Everything Went better than expected&#8221;, and the &#8220;Close Enough&#8221; which have on their own, become widely popular.
The &#8220;Fuck Yea&#8221; comic is made to describe a situation where everything works in your favor, all while making you look cool.  [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/20-humorous-fuck-yea-comics/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/20-humorous-fuck-yea-comics/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>This guy could be the next Tony Hawk</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/kMVQe2-MFEo/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/this-guy-could-be-the-next-tony-hawk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video Vault]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[owned]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skateboard]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13915</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Keep practicing bro.  I see you busting out some massive 720&#8217;s in the near future.

Not Going To End Well &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/this-guy-could-be-the-next-tony-hawk/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/this-guy-could-be-the-next-tony-hawk/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>Tramp Stamp Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/gig9Zfru75U/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/tramp-stamp-tuesday-66/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tramp stamb]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13877</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Excuse me miss, you&#8217;ve got a little bit of sand on you.  Let me go ahead and help you with that.
Have a good tramp stamp pic we should post?  Dump the link in our Facebook group or drop us an email.  Check out last weeks tramp stamp. 


]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/tramp-stamp-tuesday-66/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/tramp-stamp-tuesday-66/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>Girls poop, here’s proof</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/DHLbp1Tm9kU/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/girls-poop-heres-proof/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Regretful Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girl poop pants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girl pooping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13872</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Name: Luke
Age (at the time): 21
One night a friend asked me if I wanted to head into NYC for a night of drinking with some girls he knew from Oneonta college. He said one of them had an apartment in the city and bartends at a bar nearby. We would be staying at her place [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/girls-poop-heres-proof/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/girls-poop-heres-proof/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>I’m not taking off my hood, I’m a fucking Jedi</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/KpP7rTkbATE/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/im-not-taking-off-my-hood-im-a-fucking-jedi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dark side]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jedi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jobscentre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13861</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Chris Jarvis was recently kicked out of Jobcentre for for wearing and refusing to take off his hood.  What you don&#8217;t know about Chris, is that wearing a hood is actually part of his religion.
Chris is a member of the International Church of Jediism &#8211; based on the sci-fi films &#8211; whose doctrine states [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/im-not-taking-off-my-hood-im-a-fucking-jedi/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/im-not-taking-off-my-hood-im-a-fucking-jedi/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>39 babes in green bikinis (for St. Patty’s day)</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/zssHQ8RDInw/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/39-babes-in-green-bikinis-for-st-pattys-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bikinis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girls in bikinis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Patrick's Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[swim suit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13814</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve already established that St. Patrick&#8217;s Day gives us an excuse to drink, so today we&#8217;re going to use it as an excuse to post tits.  If you feel that  we&#8217;ve missed any particular green wearing women, feel free to add them below.







































]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/39-babes-in-green-bikinis-for-st-pattys-day/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/39-babes-in-green-bikinis-for-st-pattys-day/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>Bully gets destroyed by cape wearing badass</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/ULuMl-rYSKA/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/bully-gets-destroyed-by-cape-wearing-badass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video Vault]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baseball bat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beat up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ktfo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nerd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[owned]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13852</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This asshole was beating down a kid half his size.  Luckily this vigilante wearing an awesome cape rolled up with a baseball bat.

Bully Gets Cracked with Baseball Bat &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/bully-gets-destroyed-by-cape-wearing-badass/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/bully-gets-destroyed-by-cape-wearing-badass/</feedburner:origLink></item>
		<item>
		<title>Beer Pong + Parkour = AWESOME!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/DS8IMcH-y_U/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/beer-pong-parkour-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RM Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video Vault]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer pong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parkour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=13799</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Getting together with friends for some beer pong can be a cool way to spend a little time, but like everything there are some guys who just have to take it to the extreme. Here are a couple guys who really get into beer pong in some very bizarre, yet extremely cool ways.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/beer-pong-parkour-awesome/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		<feedburner:origLink>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/beer-pong-parkour-awesome/</feedburner:origLink></item>
	</channel>
</rss><!-- Dynamic page generated in 0.231 seconds. --><!-- Cached page generated by WP-Super-Cache on 2010-03-18 04:56:24 -->
