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		<title>How to mess with people who have the wrong number</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People are getting new numbers and giving up old numbers everyday, you&#8217;re bound to see some overlap.  For me it isn&#8217;t fun because some lady always calls asking for Hector, but sometimes people get lucky.]]></description>
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		<title>17 Fat Kids Who Need Better Parents</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Making the news this week was the story of the 200 pound 9 year old who got taken away from his parents.  Sadly, he was given back to his mother where he doesn&#8217;t even have a fighting chance.  When the boy was shipped away he dropped from 218 lbs to just over 160.  Since being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holly Peers is almost too perfect</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32314</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Holly is a 24 year old glamour model from Manchester, England. She was first featured as a page 3 girl in 2009, and has since done several shoots for Nuts and Loaded.  Holly sports a natural F cup&#8230;in love yet? The 6 Times You Actually Need a Cell Phone &#8211; Holy Taco 22 Things A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 ridiculous motorcycle fails</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 13:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32320</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s more funny: Watching a clueless newbie get owned because they don&#8217;t know what they&#8217;re doing &#8211; Or watching a seasoned show off completely destroy themselves?  There&#8217;s a good mix of both in this little compilation.]]></description>
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		<title>Those shrubs need a trim</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Summer is almost here, get that hedge trimmed.]]></description>
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		<title>When Placing Price Tags Gets Awkward (7 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 19:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32302</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When store employees are slapping price tags on goods, the last thing they worry about is how bad they&#8217;ve just flubbed the label.  The good news is, it&#8217;s funny.  The bad news is, some people actually believe the label fail.  Maybe having an &#8220;anal fantasy&#8221; with your cat isn&#8217;t outside the norm for some folks.]]></description>
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		<title>Tramp Stamp Tuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Argentinian model Alejandra Plaza takes us in to TST like a champ.  I can&#8217;t believe we haven&#8217;t posted a sexy Argentinian since February.  The wait is over. Have a good tramp stamp pic we should post? Dump the link in our Facebook group or drop us an email. Check out last week&#8217;s tramp stamp. Brittany [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lamborghini Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 13:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first thing I&#8217;m going to do when I get a Lamborghini: 1) Score some hot chicks 2) Show my buddies 3) Act cool at a red light, and crash a 200k car like a n00b]]></description>
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		<title>This guy really likes his teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 23:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t it nice that students can still get this excited about their learning environments?]]></description>
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		<title>The Future of Space Travel?  Wormholes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately I have become obsessed with space travel. I think it&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve been reading The Night&#8217;s Dawn trilogy. It takes place 600 years in the future and by that time, humans have learned to manipulate space/time. So basically a ship can generate their own wormholes and swallow into them, then emerge hundreds of light [...]]]></description>
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