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		<title>Chinese track athlete has trouble with hurdles</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 13:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An amateur track athlete gives a valiant effort at doing the hurdles.  Unfortunately he fails at every single jump.  But instead of being a quitter, he simply plowed the f*ck through those hurdles and ended like a champ.]]></description>
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		<title>I can do that too</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 19:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another A for effort.]]></description>
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		<title>Please touch gently</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 20:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What kind of museum is?]]></description>
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		<title>Emily Addison is probably out of our league</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 15:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emily is a sassy Penthouse pet from LA. Along with being in Penthouse, she&#8217;s done Hustler, Maxim, American Curves and a few others. My favorite thing about her though is how she tells dudes on her model mayhem profile not to hit on her.  Watching the male models try to pick up the female models [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Incredibly sexy Laura Croft cosplay</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 23:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROFL! Made you click.]]></description>
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		<title>Will You Have A Robotic Girlfriend In The Future? (9 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s gallery warrants a discussion.  When we build robots that look and act like humans, will you be having a sexual relationship with a robotic girlfriend?  Imagine coming home to a delicious meal cooked by a robot with the upper body of Holly Peers, the smile of Georgia Graham, the hips of Francesca Frigo, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marissa is a Hooters girl worthy of your attention</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m actually not 100% sure she&#8217;s a Hooters girl, but she&#8217;s posing in a Hooters shirt, so that&#8217;s good enough for me. Marissa is a 21 year old Arkansas girl who is looking for her big break.  She warns us that she&#8217;s gained a bit of weight since these photos were taken, but assures us [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It doesn’t pay being greedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 13:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These 3 clowns were given 35,880 pounds.  The only catch was that the money wouldn&#8217;t be divided equally.  Watch these n00bs squabble awayas their money flushes down the toilet.  Btw, 35k pounds is around 55k dollars.]]></description>
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		<title>Gen Y can’t spell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; At first I thought they were kinky, but then I realized they&#8217;re just dumb.]]></description>
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		<title>Idiots Who Destroyed Luxurious or Exotic Cars (16 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week we posted a video of an idiot in a Lamborghini, trying to show off and destroying his ride in the process.  This got me interested in checking out luxury cars that were totaled by morons.  With the help of Google images and Wreck Exotics.com &#8211; we were able to feature around 10 [...]]]></description>
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