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		<title>The Xbox One (Expectation vs Reality)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now you&#8217;ve seen the piece of shit Microsoft has been calling the Xbox One.  The community response has hopefully made a few execs at least turn their heads. via Expectation vs Reality]]></description>
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		<title>Stoya Ruined Watching Porn For Her Dad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite young porn stars in Stoya. I think what makes watching her so hot is the fact that she&#8217;s also a huge feminist. And here I thought they were just a bunch of butthurt ugly chicks who can&#8217;t land a good job or husband. I guess Stoya gets butthurt too sometimes, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tramp Stamp Tuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes they say &#8220;the riper the berry, the sweeter the juice.&#8221; It&#8217;s appropriate for today&#8217;s model since Ava Addams is a seasoned little milf with quite a bit of experience under her belt.  That&#8217;s code for &#8216;seen a lot of penis&#8217;.  If you&#8217;re unfamiliar with Ava&#8217;s work, you&#8217;re in for a treat.  She&#8217;s 5&#8217;3, weighs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miss Utah Shows Us Why Education Is Important</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is Miss Utah answering a silly question about gender/wage equality.  Annnd that&#8217;s why you&#8217;ll make your living by looking hot.]]></description>
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		<title>The Joys of Parenting</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a lighter note, they might make some money if they upload their baby moments to YouTube.]]></description>
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		<title>Wisconsin Man Thinks It’s Your Constitutional Right To Bang Goats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=39264</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[41-year-old Shaun Keith Orris had a pretty rough weekend. He started his night by asking a bunch of patrons outside of a bar if they thought it was their constitutional right to have sex with a goat. After about a handful of shots and some annoyed customers, the owner finally stepped in and told Orris [...]]]></description>
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		<title>15 Head Turners To Start Monday Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=39256</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who aren&#8217;t familiar with the lingo; a head-turner is a young lady who is so hot that you turn your head when you walk by them so that you can continue looking at dat ass. There are also different levels of head-turners. For example: An LA head-turner is usually much hotter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Awkward Pornstar Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve seen a lot of weird interviews over the years of pointless internet browsing. This one has just made my top 5 list of creepiest interviews ever. A stepdad that waxes his 18 y/o pornstar daughter&#8217;s cooch is simply amazing to say the least. [See post to watch Flash video]]]></description>
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		<title>Becoming a Black Belt (Expectation vs Reality)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nailed it.]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Luck Brian IRL</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Touches vagina for the first time in his life, goes to jail for sexual assault.]]></description>
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