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	<description>We laugh at your misfortune</description>
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		<title>Swing vs Kid</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Round 1: Fight!]]></description>
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		<title>10 Entertaining Facebook Status Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though Facebook has lost over 30% of it&#8217;s value since it went public, it&#8217;s still the number one place to find a plethora of humor mixed with ignorance mixed with trolling mixed with religious rants mixed with political rage.  I grew up in a one horse town &#8211; so at least once a day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cute Girls Taking Self Shots Will Get Us Through Thursday (15 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38835</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t say this often, so when I do you know it&#8217;s fo real. I said &#8220;fo&#8221; because I like showing the urban community that I&#8217;m hip. Anyway, the chick in pic #8 is the hottest girl I&#8217;ve seen all week. That is all. Olivia Munn Attempts Being Sexy In Esquire &#8211; Celeb Jihad Is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Acting You’ll See In a Death Scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It really feels like you&#8217;re there watching him die.  I&#8217;m a bit miffed as to why this dude hasn&#8217;t done more stuff. The movie is &#8220;Kareteci K?z&#8221; (1973) because I know you&#8217;re wondering.]]></description>
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		<title>How To Torture A Gamer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Give me 10 min, I&#8217;ve got an epic K/D ratio right now.]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Asian Dude Calls 911 Over 100 Times Claiming CIA Abuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jimmy Shao is a Sacramento man who has a few small issues. One of them is his infatuation with dialing 911. Last month he made over 100 calls to emergency dispatchers which ultimately earned him some jail time. Sacramento Police have a different view of Shao’s calls. They’ve arrested him for falsely reporting emergencies. “It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>15 Girls Acting Pretty Wild</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From uptight clam to ravenous slut in 3 cosmos and a kamikaze. This is why we love alcohol. The 20 Worst Prom Photo Fails &#8211; Heavy Where Victoria Justice Takes Guys On A First Date &#8211; Celeb Jihad The creepiest places on earth &#8211; Linkiest Chinese Photoshop Trolls Are the Best! (22 pics) &#8211; Izismile [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wife Swap Finds The Biggest Pussy Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38810</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a show called Wife Swap which is pretty ridiculous to say the least.  Once in awhile you&#8217;ll get a gem like this though.  A family that has been living mainly on uncooked food gets a new mom/wife for a few days who wants to show them that cooked food ain&#8217;t all that bad.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Florida Man Stops To Steal Beer During Police Chase</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38806</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[21-year-old Andrew Fatzinger makes even the wildest frat douche look like an angel. His regular life is more eff&#8217;d up than anything Tim and Eric could ever dream of coming up with.  Early Sunday morning he was busted in South Florida when he broke into a home and decided to make cave drawings on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tramp Stamp Tuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know the drill. Every Tuesday we show off a lovely young lady who is sporting some lower back ink. Today&#8217;s tattoo is brought to you by a Spunky Angel model named Cate Harrington.  Speaking of strong, independent women &#8211; On this day back in 1932, Amelia Earhart became the first woman to do a [...]]]></description>
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