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	<title>Regretful Morning</title>
	
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	<description>We laugh at your misfortune</description>
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		<title>15 Girls Acting Pretty Wild</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From uptight clam to ravenous slut in 3 cosmos and a kamikaze. This is why we love alcohol.]]></description>
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		<title>Wife Swap Finds The Biggest Pussy Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a show called Wife Swap which is pretty ridiculous to say the least.  Once in awhile you&#8217;ll get a gem like this though.  A family that has been living mainly on uncooked food gets a new mom/wife for a few days who wants to show them that cooked food ain&#8217;t all that bad.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Florida Man Stops To Steal Beer During Police Chase</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Andrew Fatzinger]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[florida]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[robber]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38806</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[21-year-old Andrew Fatzinger makes even the wildest frat douche look like an angel. His regular life is more eff&#8217;d up than anything Tim and Eric could ever dream of coming up with.  Early Sunday morning he was busted in South Florida when he broke into a home and decided to make cave drawings on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tramp Stamp Tuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cate Harrington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lower back tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spunky angel]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38800</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know the drill. Every Tuesday we show off a lovely young lady who is sporting some lower back ink. Today&#8217;s tattoo is brought to you by a Spunky Angel model named Cate Harrington.  Speaking of strong, independent women &#8211; On this day back in 1932, Amelia Earhart became the first woman to do a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amateur Tornado Footage From Oklahoma Will Have You Puckered</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video Vault]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38796</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two days ago I missed my connecting flight due to a &#8220;huge tornado.&#8221;  when the TSA agent was trying to tell me how big this thing was, I figured he was just exaggerating to make small talk.  I guess he was right.  Watch these amateur storm chasers take a chance to get some amazing footage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Persistence</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[application]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apply]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asshole]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least now they have to be honest with you and tell you that the reason you didn&#8217;t get the job is because you&#8217;re an asshole.]]></description>
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		<title>These Tattoos Are Terrible (10 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Articles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tattoos]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38772</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahh &#8211; The freedom of expression can be a beautiful thing. Other times, it can be&#8230;well, not so beautiful.]]></description>
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		<title>Some Cute Girls From My “Random Hotties” Folder To Start Monday (15 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38779</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The love I have for these young ladies has found a permanent place in my heart, in my fap folder, and most importantly my tube socks. The 20 Awesomest Yearbook Photo Quotes &#8211; Heavy Ariana Grande Named ‘Most Rapeable’ Actress &#8211; Celeb Jihad 12 Funniest Pictures of Mischief with Statues &#8211; Linkiest I Can See [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Compilation of Bullies Getting Owned</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video Vault]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bullies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[justice]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=38768</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nothing is more satisfying than seeing a bully get what&#8217;s coming to them.  Here is a compilation of those moments.]]></description>
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		<title>Trampoline Fail Compilation</title>
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		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2013/05/trampoline-fail-compilation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video Vault]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[compilation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like the part where they fall off the trampoline.]]></description>
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