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This was our reddit meetup...we expected more people.

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:15:15 +0000

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My friend is really proud of his body.

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:50:46 +0000

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AMA Request: The girl sitting next to the SAP on the bus

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:12:35 +0000

Don't we all want to know how the 5 hour drive next to the sweaty guy was?

Did you ever realize he was a redditor?
At any point did you think of saying anything to him?
What did you see out the window?
Is that your Reddit shirt?
Do you feel awkward or flattered?

Edit: For those who are confused

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u53q3/help_a_sap_so_im_in_a_bus_right_now_and_this_very/

Edit 2: The whole thing is probably fake, but she's doing an AMA

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/u5hii/iam_the_girl_who_sat_next_to_sap_ama/

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Not again, Bomberman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 23:05:29 +0000

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Teensy tiny little baby bats

Fri, 25 May 2012 23:40:11 +0000

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It’s the older generation that’s entitled, not students

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:20:50 +0000

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World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:46:15 +0000

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99 senators haven't come out against CISPA, and they're rushing a vote for as soon as they come back from Memorial Day recess. Today is the last day before they leave. They need to know we're not okay with this.

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:30:32 +0000

Our friends in D.C. are telling us that the Senate vote on S.2105, the Obama-backed bill that contains the CISPA language, is going to happen as soon as they get back from Memorial Day recess. CISPA, in case you've forgotten, is the bill that would nullify all existing privacy laws and give corporations legal immunity for sharing your communications with the government. It would effectively end privacy on the internet.

Today is our last chance to call and request meetings with our senators' staffs before they go into recess mode. These 99 senators need more calls (took Wyden off the list because he is amazing). Can you call your senators and politely ask to meet with them or their staff about CISPA over the Memorial Day recess? Let us know how it goes in the comments.

To learn more about how to kill CISPA, or to find an easy-to-follow call script visit Privacy Is Awesome!

Mark Begich (AK) - (907) 271-5915
Lisa Murkowski (AK) - (907) 456-0233
Jeff Sessions (AL) - (205) 731-1500
Richard Shelby (AL) - (205) 731-1384
John Boozman (AR) - (501) 372-7153
Mark Pryor (AR) - (501) 324-6336
John McCain (AZ) – (602) 952-2410
Jon Kyl (AZ) - (602) 840-1891
Barbara Boxer (CA) - (510) 286-8537
Dianne Feinstein (CA) - (415) 393-0707
Michael Bennet (CO) - (303) 455-7600
Mark Udall (CO) – (303) 650-7820
Richard Blumenthal (CT) - (860) 258-6940
Joe Lieberman (CT) – (860) 549-8463
Chris Coons (DE) – (302) 573-6345
Tom Carper (DE) (302) 573-6291
Marco Rubio (FL) - (407) 254-2573
Bill Nelson (FL) – (407) 872-7161
Saxby Chambliss (GA) – (770)-763-9090
Johnny Isakson (GA) - (770) 661-099
Daniel Inouye (HI) - (808) 541-2542
Daniel Akaka (HI) - (808) 522-8970
Chuck Grassley (IA) (319) 363-6832
Tom Harkin (IA) (319) 365-4504
Mike Crapo (ID) - (208) 334-1776
James Risch (ID) – (208) 342-7985
Richard Durbin (IL) – (312) 353-4952
Mark Kirk (IL) – (847) 940-0202
Daniel Coats (IN) - (317) 554-0750
Richard Lugar (IN) – (317) 226-5555
Jerry Moran (KS) – (785) 628-6401
Pat Roberts (KS) – (785) 295-2745
Mitch McConnell (KY) – (270) 781-1673
Rand Paul (KY) – (859) 426-0165
Mary Landrieu (LA) – (225) 389-0395
David Vitter (LA) – (318) 448-0169
John Kerry (MA) - (617) 565-8519
Scott Brown (MA) - (617) 565-3170
Barbara Mikulski (MD) - (410) 962-4510
Ben Cardin (MD) – (410) 962-4436
Susan Collins (ME) - (207) 780-3575
Olympia Snowe (ME) – (800) 432-1599
Carl Levin (MI) - (313) 226-6020
Debbie Stabenow (MI) - (616) 975-0052
Al Franken (MN) - (651) 221-1016
Amy Klobuchar (MN) - (1-888) 224-9043
Claire McCaskill (MO) - (314) 918-8100
Roy Blunt (MO) - (816) 471-7141
Thad Cochran (MS) – (601) 965-4459
Roger Wicker (MS) - (601) 965-4644
Jon Tester (MT) - (406) 252-0550
Max Baucus (MT) – (406) 449-5480
Richard Burr (NC) - (800) 685-8916
Kay Hagan (NC) – (704) 334-2448
John Hoeven (ND) (701) 250-4618
Kent Conrad (ND) - (701) 852-0703
Mike Johanns (NE) (402)-758-8981
Ben Nelson (NE) - (402) 391-3411
Kelly Ayotte (NH) - (603) 622-7979
Jeanne Shaheen (NH) - (603) 647-7500
Frank Lautenberg (NJ) - (973) 639-8700
Robert Menendez (NJ) - (973) 645-3030
Jeff Bingaman (NM) - (505) 346-6601
Tom Udall (NM) - (505) 988-6511
Harry Reid (NV) - (702) 388-5020
Dean Heller (NV) – (702) 388-6605
Kirsten Gillibrand (NY) - (212) 688-6262
Chuck Schumer (NY) – (212) 486-4430
Rob Portman (OH) - (614) 469-6774
Sherrod Brown (OH) - (614) 469-2083
Tom Coburn (OK) - (405) 231-4941
James Inhofe (OK) - (405) 608-4381
Jeff Merkley (OR) - (503) 326-3386
Pat Toomey (PA) - (610) 434-1444
Robert Casey (PA) - (215) 405-9660
Sheldon Whitehouse (RI) – (401) 453-5294
Jack Reed (RI) (401) 528-5200
Jim DeMint (SC) (843) 727-4525
Lindsey Graham (SC) (864) 250-1417
Tim Johnson (SD) (605) 332-8896
John Thune (SD) - (605) 334-9596
Lamar Alexander (TN) – (901) 544-4224
Bob Corker (TN) - (202) 224-3344
John Cornyn (TX) – (972) 239-1310
Kay Bailey Hutchison (TX) – (214) 361-3500
Mike Lee (UT) - (801) 524-5933
Orrin Hatch (UT) - (801) 524-4380
Mark Warner (VA) - (804) 775-2314
Jim Webb (VA) – (804) 771-2221
Pat Leahy (VT) - (802) 863-2525
Bernie Sanders (VT) - (802) 862-0697
Maria Cantwell (WA) – (206) 220-6400
Patty Murray (WA) - (206) 553-5545
Ron Johnson (WI) - (414) 276-7282
Herb Kohl (WI) – (414) 297-4451
John Rockefeller (WV) – (304) 347-5372
Joe Manchin (WV) – (304) 342-5855
John Barrasso (WY) – (307) 261-6413
Michael Enzi (WY) - (307) 772-2477

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Good guy Drogba

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:01:13 +0000

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About that Utah gay marriage poll...I think Reddit wins

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:28:00 +0000

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HELP A SAP! So I'm in a bus right now and this very hot brunette just sat down beside me. It will be a five-hour ride. And holy lord flying spaghetti she's wearing a Reddit shirt! What do I say or ask to her?

Fri, 25 May 2012 21:42:45 +0000

We're talking.

Edit 1- SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! After 3 questions i don't know what to ask anymore. The last thing I said is "Ah.. ok.." There was a moment of silence then she went back looking at the view outside the window. SHIT!

Edit 2- Nothing to update. Thanks for all the encouragement but I give up. I'll just sleep through the last 2 hours.

To those doubting or saying I'm a troll, fuck you. If you've never experienced being a SAP, congratulations, good on you, shout it out to the world. Too bad there are those of us that are not just socially adept.

Edit 3- I lost. Can we stop the upvotes now?

Edit 4- FINE! OK! Since we're not gonna be seeing each other anyway and what do I lost if she says no, I'm gonna ask her if she wants to have some coffee once we reach the bus terminal as many have said. We're almost there, around 15 minutes. FUCK MY SHYNESS! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! SHIT FUCK! I'm so nervous but I'm gonna do this!!!

Last and final edit- I went down the bus first and waited for her. When she was approaching me, she smiled. So, I pointed to the vending machine and asked if she wants some of those cold coffee-in-a-can. She said no thanks, smiled again, and went on her way.

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TIL Queen's "We Are The Champions" is scientifically proven to be the catchiest song ever

Fri, 25 May 2012 21:39:16 +0000

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NASA requests that future visitors to the Moon stay away from its Apollo landing and Ranger impact sites.

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:43:20 +0000

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Reddit Founder And Activists Aim To Build A 'Bat-Signal For The Internet' - enabling regular SOPA-style mass protests at the push of a button.

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:39:49 +0000

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Behind the Scenes of Planet of the Apes, 1967

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:01:02 +0000

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Just a Polaroid of my uncle hanging out with Tom Waits back in the day.

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:35:34 +0000

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Photoshop battle to the death

Fri, 25 May 2012 07:13:37 +0000

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Arnold Schwarzenegger sporting grey hair and a beard (from his new movie 'The Tomb')

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:11:30 +0000

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Yep...that is exactly what is driving down the road on the back of a truck.

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:44:00 +0000

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Scumbag Colbert

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:44:21 +0000

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Trust me. I'm a lion.

Fri, 25 May 2012 23:57:08 +0000

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AMA REQUEST: The girl who sat next to the SAP on the 5 hour bus ride (post from front page)

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:14:41 +0000

Hi there very hot brunette,

1) how long did it take you to realize you were sitting next to a redditor? 2) Were you impressed with well_it_looks_like's manners when he said "my pleasure" when you asked to switch seats? What a gentleman! Someone you can be proud to introduce to the parents, if you ask me. 3) Have you gotten over the regret of not talking to such a brave individual? Sure he was afraid to talk to you, but he reached out to millions in his post about you. Obviously has has influence too. Front page! This guy has "keeper" written all over him. 4) Have you thought about private messaging him? You really should. I know I want to, and I'm a straight guy 5) Is Well_it_looks_like as handsome as they say? I heard a rumor that ridiculously photogenic guy has a poster of him in his room.