The Chronicles of R

50+ Funny Marriage Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:02:48 PST

Here are some 50+ funniest marriage quotes that I have collected over the internet. Hope you would enjoy reading them as much as I did. "Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts" -Jeff Foxworthy "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." -Groucho Marx "The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." -H.V. Prochnow "I have learned

My New Year's Resolutions

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 23:57:32 PST

The dawn of a new year is just round the corner. A new year, a new beginning. Rather befitting for me since I am getting married this year and thus will begin my endeavors into a new world. A new world with a new family, my family. And with this beginning comes a few resolutions. My New Year’s resolutions. Living a successful relationship is an art, living three successful relationships, the

Phishing Scam: Indian Income Tax Website Hacked

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:10:03 PST

Today a got a mail in my inbox saying that I got an Income Tax refund for the previous fiscal year. The email looked genuine since it came from ref-init@incometaxindia.gov.in. It contained a link which I needed to click to apply for the refund. Nice scam they have put up this time since on clicking the link I was taken to the website http://www.burlingtonbaycafe.com! Yes ladies and gentlemen,

It's Christmas Season

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:22:06 PST

Do you still leave cookies and milk for Santa under the tree? That's what the Christmas spirit is all about isn't it? It about faith. Faith in God, faith in life, love, happiness, friendship, forgiveness. The time of the year when you let go of all your grudges. A season to decorate, not only the Christmas tree but your life. To be very honest with you, the Christmas season began from the

El Condor Pasa

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:10:56 PST

Today is the 1st of December, the beginning of the last month of the year. The month that proclaims the beginning of the end, the dawn of another year. The prelude to the beginning of new dreams, new responsibilities, new memories, faiths, friends, moments. A coup de grace that puts an end to some nightmares. An epilogue that inaugurates a new season, the season of love, of friendship, joy and

The Kolaveri Slap Song

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 08:20:16 PST

So this new song from the movie 3 has gone viral. And everybody on YouTube keeps asking the same question: Why This Kolaveri Di? In case you have missed the video and the song, here's the song for you: Hope you enjoyed the song. But there's more to come. There's something else that have gone viral, the news of Sharad Pawar getting slapped. A man, indentified as Harvinder Singh, attacked the

Hello Bane!

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:09:24 PST

The Dark Knight Rises, and so does Bane. Today, their Facebook fan page offered this poster for all of its fans. I must say that Bane is rather pretty impressive. One of Batman's more physically and intellectually powerful foes. A virtually unstoppable juggernaut, he is best known for breaking Batman's back in the "Knightfall" story arc. IGN's list of the Top 100 Comic Book Villains of All Time

20+ Funny Quotes on Facebook by Shoumik De

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 09:58:57 PST

Shoumik De, a.k.a. Solution Baba, is a multi-talented friend of mine who happens to be a brilliant photographer and a natural born humorist. You can never keep a sad face with him around. So, I collected a few of his quotes from his Facebook Timeline and posted them here on my blog. Feel free to quote them on your profiles, but don't forget to give him a credit. Hope you would enjoy them as much

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 19:55:59 PDT

Gauri Chhiba, the daughter of retired Major Ramesh Chhiba, who had been born a vegetarian, was a Hindu Brahmin, and even had a temple within his house. Shahrukh being a Muslim in India where religion plays a key role while deciding the destiny of marital alliances, his marrying Gauri whom he had met in 1984 and eventually married in 1991 was indeed a tough task to accomplish. The relationship

Happy Halloween Everyone

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 18:23:43 PDT

Wish all my readers a very Happy and Scary Halloween!

All Men Are Pigs - You Wish

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 22:43:30 PDT

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!) A

Durga Puja Roadmap for Kolkata

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:30:26 PDT

Here are a few roadmaps to ensure you don't miss a single Durga Puja when you go pandal hopping this Durga Puja in Kolkata. Click here to download the map for South Suburban Kolkata. Click here to download the map for South Kolkata. Click here to download the map for Port Area Pujas. Click here to download the map for North and Central Kolkata Pujas. Map Legends [Source: http://

Happy 13th Birthday Google

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 13:42:09 PDT

I hope that the residents of 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway are not triskaidekaphobic because it's Google's 13th Birthday! They have come a long way, and so have we along with them. It's been a long and happy journey. Thanks! Wish you a very Happy 13th Birthday Google!

Planning to Buy Sony? Think Twice!

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 08:42:24 PDT

On 23rd August someone bought a Sony Vaio laptop for me as a gift. An elegant, black, sleek E-Series model. But a few days and the touchpad stopped working. It was an intermittent issue, and since it was a brand new laptop and was well under warranty, I took it to the Sony Center from where I had bought the laptop. They checked it and said there was no issue with the laptop and that it was

Blogger Introduces LightBox

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 22:42:30 PDT

Last night Marcos Almeida, a Software Engineer from Google announced that Google has introduced LightBox with Blogger. Lightbox is a whole new way to interact with photos. When clicked, the images on your blog would now expand into a shiny new overlay that displays them at their full size for optimal viewing. Once an image is opened in the LightBox view, any other images from the same post will

Play God with Windows 7

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 23:30:54 PDT

[Photo courtsey: GigaOm] For those who are used to the nuances of Windows XP, which has all its babies listed in one or the other Control Panel apps, using Windows 7 might be a pain in the wrong place. Windows 7 hosts its various controlling features at several different places. Although with the new and improved Start menu, these features are not that difficult to find (all you need to do is to

Wanna Be My Chammak Challo

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 12:01:42 PDT

Have you seen the latest offering from SRK biggie Ra One? It has Akon singing to the Hindi lyrics for the song Wanna Be My Chammak Challo! Yes, even I found it quite hard to believe it at first but then who else could possess that magical voice other than Akon. Like others, I too thought before hearing the song that Akon would sing with an accent, but he has really done magic. There's hardly

Play Angry Birds on Your Computer

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:23:06 PDT

Angry Birds is one of the most addictive puzzle video game developed by Rovio Mobile. In Angry Birds, the player uses a slingshot to launch birds at pigs stationed on or within various structures, doing which the player needs to destroy all the pigs on the playfield. As the player advances through the game, new birds appear, some with special abilities that can be activated by the player. Rovio

India’s Top 10 Most Luxurious Beach Resorts

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 20:38:17 PDT

A trip to India can be a very enlightening and enriching experience. This country has many different attractions that grab the attention of travelers all over the globe. It contains such a vibrant culture, rich history, and the geography of the country is very diverse. With all the options available when visiting India it can be a very difficult decision as to where to visit and where to stay.

Blogging Friends

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 21:59:42 PDT

Today I would like you to find a couple of blogging friends. Doesn't matter if your friends are newbies like you, they can still be of help. But you must make friends who are bloggers. Here are 10 reasons why you should make blogging friends. You can get feedback for your what you are writing, sometimes even before you hit the publish button. You can find an outlet in your blogging friend with

Write a List Post

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 18:45:13 PDT

Okay, so today is the first day of the 31 Days to Build a Better Blog challenge. So what will we do today? We will be creating a list post. But why a list post? Because list posts work, they do! Why don't you take a look at the front pages of Tweetmeme, Digg, Stumbleupon or Delicious (or any other social bookmarking site for that matter) and you would see that most of the posts are list post.

31 Days to Build a Better Blog Challenge by Darren Rowse

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 17:57:39 PDT

So a few days back Ms J bought me this Sony Vaio laptop as an advanced birthday gift, and day before yesterday I got myself a Reliance Netconnect + mobile broadband connection. So now I am all ready to take over the world. What did you say? I can't! But didn't they always say that blogging gives you lots of power! Okay, its not entirely true. Blogging does not gives you power, blogging is power

The First English Shayari Ever

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 21:16:03 PDT

This is the first English Shayari ever. Arz hai: "Later the bus, longer the queue", Gaur farmaiyega: "Later the bus, longer the queue", "Shorter the skirt, AWESOME THE VIEW!" Wah wah, wah wah!

Sony Vaio - I Own It

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 23:05:08 PDT

Yes, yes, yes. My first laptop and that too a sleek black Sony Vaio! Damn, this is the most sexiest baby that these hands have ever held! I still can't believe it man! I know, too many "!" but I simply can't help it guys! It still feels like a dream. Thanks Ms J for thinking me to be worthy of this.

Best Indian Blogs - And I'm Listed

noreply@blogger.com (Rajtilak Bhattacharjee) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 22:23:24 PDT

A few months back The Chronicles of R got listed in the Life section of Alltop, the blog directory maintained by Guy Kawasaki and Neenz. Today when I opened my mailbox, to my surprise I found that I have managed to add another feather to my cap (boy, I can be shameless when it comes to self-praising!). I found out that I have received an email from Amit Agarwal of Digital Inspiration fame and