http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 18 Oct 2026 01:05:02 -0000 18 Oct 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who can't make up their own minds." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41375.html Sun, 18 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Seth_Hoffman "Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27631.html Sun, 18 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Doug_Larson "Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1193.html Sun, 18 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Laurence_J._Peter "This book fills a much-needed gap." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/644.html Sun, 18 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Moses_Hadas "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/42047.html Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain "I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32619.html Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ellen_DeGeneres "Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27541.html Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Douglas_Adams "Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1184.html Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Rather "We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29804.html Fri, 16 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Francois_de_La_Rochefoucauld "The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1195.html Fri, 16 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Eugene_McCarthy "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/487.html Fri, 16 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Benjamin_Disraeli "I'm still an atheist, thank God." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/390.html Fri, 16 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Luis_Bunuel