http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 27 Sep 2026 01:05:02 -0000 27 Sep 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but raptors are pretty dang scary. " http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41858.html Sun, 27 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Devin_J._Monroe "Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27054.html Sun, 27 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Samuel_McChord_Crothers "It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/923.html Sun, 27 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde "If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/21.html Sun, 27 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Doug_Larson "Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40111.html Sat, 26 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jeph_Jacques "My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/36515.html Sat, 26 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jessica_Alba "Life is a zoo in a jungle." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23697.html Sat, 26 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Peter_De_Vries "Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1210.html Sat, 26 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_Orben "In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38088.html Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/George_Orwell "Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23571.html Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mickey_Rooney "We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/939.html Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ray_Bradbury "Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/877.html Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Putt%27s_Law