Quotes of the Day http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 18 Mar 2024 03:25:01 -0000 18 Mar 2024 03:25:01 -0000 Quotes of the Day http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo Stephen King "Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39167.html Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Stephen_King Ann Richards "I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39143.html Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ann_Richards Henny Youngman "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1054.html Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henny_Youngman Mark Twain "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/286.html Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain Jane Austen "Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31174.html Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jane_Austen Lewis Carroll "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30162.html Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lewis_Carroll G. K. Chesterton "I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/769.html Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/G._K._Chesterton Marshall McLuhan "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/315.html Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Marshall_McLuhan Thomas Mann "War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38758.html Sat, 16 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Thomas_Mann Kingsley Amis "It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29753.html Sat, 16 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Kingsley_Amis P. G. Wodehouse "If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27071.html Sat, 16 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/P._G._Wodehouse Edmond de Goncourt "A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23590.html Sat, 16 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Edmond_de_Goncourt