http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 05 Jul 2026 01:05:02 -0000 05 Jul 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1271.html Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_Adams "Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1202.html Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Russell_Baker "The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/453.html Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sir_William_Preece "I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/314.html Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jules_Renard "Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40427.html Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Pam_Davis "Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33110.html Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain "Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30692.html Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Calvin_Coolidge "Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29662.html Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/George_Jackson "Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26942.html Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ralph_Waldo_Emerson "Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23735.html Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Rita_Rudner "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/720.html Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Douglas_Adams "I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/36.html Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Woody_Allen