http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 15 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 15 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27008.html Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Tom_Stoppard "Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1218.html Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Will_Rogers "Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/737.html Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Louise_Beal "When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/732.html Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Clyde_B._Aster "Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/36965.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ernest_Hemingway "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23552.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/G._K._Chesterton "If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1242.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lord_Salisbury "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/304.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/W._C._Fields "A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27610.html Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sidney_J._Harris "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27540.html Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Douglas_Adams "The computing field is always in need of new cliches." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/871.html Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Alan_Perlis "Never eat more than you can lift." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/415.html Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Miss_Piggy