http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 26 Jul 2026 01:05:02 -0000 26 Jul 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo " There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26285.html Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robertson_Davies "The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/25683.html Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Umberto_Eco "There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23539.html Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ambrose_Bierce "God help those who do not help themselves." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1035.html Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Wilson_Mizner "It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32168.html Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Francois_de_La_Rochefoucauld "Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27759.html Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Otto_von_Bismarck "The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23718.html Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/P._G._Wodehouse "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/876.html Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Joe_Martin "If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1414.html Fri, 24 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Vince_Lombardi "Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1340.html Fri, 24 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Rita_Rudner "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/776.html Fri, 24 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Arthur_C._Clarke "Nothing is said that has not been said before." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/605.html Fri, 24 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Terence