http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 25 May 2026 01:05:02 -0000 25 May 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30821.html Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Peter_de_Vries "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26915.html Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Phyllis_Diller "Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/683.html Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Andy_Gibb "You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/588.html Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/James_Thurber "Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39099.html Sun, 24 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Evan_Esar "When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26906.html Sun, 24 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sir_Winston_Churchill "The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1345.html Sun, 24 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Nancy_Astor "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/285.html Sun, 24 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Elbert_Hubbard "The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38632.html Sat, 23 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Carl_Becker "Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30694.html Sat, 23 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/George_Bernard_Shaw "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26730.html Sat, 23 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Matt_Groening "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/300.html Sat, 23 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Woody_Allen