http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 15 Apr 2026 01:05:02 -0000 15 Apr 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39866.html Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/James_Carr "A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30710.html Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde "She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities. " http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/25812.html Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_James "Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1262.html Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain "I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/9169.html Tue, 14 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Randall_Jarrell "It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1245.html Tue, 14 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Thomas_Babington_Macaulay "When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/930.html Tue, 14 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Steven_Wright "Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/915.html Tue, 14 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Artemus_Ward "Reality continues to ruin my life." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29698.html Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bill_Watterson "The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26855.html Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Amanda_Cross "When ideas fail, words come in very handy." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/661.html Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe "If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/344.html Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/George_Winters