http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 12 Nov 2026 01:05:02 -0000 12 Nov 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "The best time to plant an oak tree was twenty-five years ago. The second best time is today." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40713.html Thu, 12 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/James_Carville "Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27531.html Thu, 12 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jules_Renard "College isn't the place to go for ideas." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23672.html Thu, 12 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Helen_Keller "The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/632.html Thu, 12 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lewis_Thomas "The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29944.html Wed, 11 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sir_William_Osler "Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23570.html Wed, 11 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/H._Mumford_Jones "Everything you can imagine is real." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1366.html Wed, 11 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Pablo_Picasso "On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/837.html Wed, 11 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Tom_Lehrer "Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate timelines." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41400.html Tue, 10 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/R._Stevens "Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27632.html Tue, 10 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Wilmot "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/404.html Tue, 10 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bertrand_Russell "If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/350.html Tue, 10 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lyndon_B._Johnson