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The FBI is going to arrest me

pitweston — Wed, 15 May 2013 01:11:27 +0000

I think my life of crime is catching up to me. The FBI isn’t taking it lightly and before the month, possibly the week is up, I will be arrested the FBI. I was unaware that after 25+ years the FBI was watching me. They are not going to let me go. I will need [...]

Ten Shows I Have Never Seen & Don’t Care To: Part II

pitweston — Tue, 14 May 2013 22:40:29 +0000

This is the second part to my list of 10 television shows that I haven’t watched and don’t care to. If you missed the past entry, you can view it here. The list is in no order. I am just sharing with you hit shows that I should watch and enjoy but don’t. Maybe I [...]

Ten Shows I Have Never Seen & Don’t Care To: Part 1

pitweston — Tue, 14 May 2013 05:39:59 +0000

There are tons of great shows on television right now. There were some great shows on tv before. With so many good shows on television right now, there is no possible way I can watch them all. Sure I can DVR them but I tend to forget about my DVR and rarely record them shows [...]

Playing In Traffic

pitweston — Sun, 12 May 2013 22:35:09 +0000

I shouldn’t really post this today. I mean, it is mother’s day and it is the day that kids should hug their mom and tell her how much she means to them. But, I can’t stay silent about this. I cannot just sweep this matter under the rug and pretend that is doesn’t happen. I [...]

Rules To Being My Wife: Part IV

pitweston — Wed, 08 May 2013 19:54:03 +0000

It’s been a while since I have bestowed upon you, the kind people who visit my blog, the importance of marriage and how I think a marriage should be. I am not an expert in marriage and I don’t know the first thing about it. I say often that I will never get married and I [...]

Stepnophobia

pitweston — Tue, 07 May 2013 02:42:30 +0000

I am going to talk to you about another fear I have. I feel that the more I think about it and the more I become aware of it, I have a huge list of fears. Not saying I am becoming a nutcase or unstable with a case of panophobia, which is the fear of everything. [...]

Happy Cinco De Mayo

pitweston — Sun, 05 May 2013 23:21:15 +0000

I hope everyone had a fulfilling day. I hope you drank enough Corona that you forgot where you parked. Be sure to eat up those tacos and all the other authentic Mexican meals cause tomorrow is just another day in May. Not to be confused with Mexico’s Independence Day, Cinco De Mayo is the day [...]

An Open Letter To The People Who Drive On 152 Highway

pitweston — Sun, 05 May 2013 03:53:24 +0000

I feel I need to address an issue that needs to come to light. I feel that what I will discuss may upset some people but I am okay with that. Words hurt. Sometimes it’s important to lash out and finally express yourself about what is eating you up inside. So, if you are a [...]

Two sides to every story

pitweston — Wed, 01 May 2013 02:46:22 +0000

There is always two sides to every story. You can have a massive fight with someone or maybe you get in a car accident. No matter the case or the reasoning behind the altercation, you and other party will each have your own story to tell. You’ll be the victim in your story and in [...]

How not to make an example

pitweston — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:37:34 +0000

I don’t have kids. I am already dead set that I will never populate the Earth with any offspring. The discussion of why I won’t get married or have a litter of little Kirk’s running around isn’t important. I am sure I have talked at great lengths about why I won’t. I brought up the [...]

She’s looking to replace her son

pitweston — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:33:49 +0000

I come from a large family and we always question who our mom loves the most. We’ll give her awful and bizarre circumstances that put two of us at the hands of her. She’ll have to save one and let the other perish, sort of like the ending to The Good Son, which is the second [...]

Local DJ’s & The Chef With Banana Hair

pitweston — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:13:15 +0000

Looks like it happened again. A dream I had today. I had to quickly write it down. Below is the dream. Enjoy. I was at my friend’s work. It wasn’t really his but it was his wife’s place of business. The floor we were on had a great view of the city and we can [...]

Everyone Love Lasagna

pitweston — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:07:21 +0000

I like food. I really like food. I just can’t eat everything there is. My mother likes to claim that my older brother is a garbage disposal and will dump anything into his mouth, no matter how awful it may be. I on the other hand cannot eat everything that people put in front of [...]

Debbie Downers

pitweston — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 03:13:06 +0000

I will admit that while I try to be a very positive person, there are times when I become a little negative. I am not always the happy, go-lucky person people seem to think I am. I have my days when I want to strangle the life out of each and every one of you. [...]

Gay Marriage & Everything That Is Wrong With It

pitweston — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 02:28:21 +0000

Everyone has their own opinion about gay marriage and whether or not it should be openly accepted and finally ruled as a legal and binding marriage. There is no pleasing everyone and if I was to bet, there will never be an agreeable decision. It won’t matter which way the votes go, someone is going [...]