I was curious to pick up a hood that for a while now obscures my face as I can’t help thinking it would be easier to take pictures of myself with a covered face. The Spandex Full-Face Hood seemed to fit that bill, and as I like being blindfolded and restrained, I also believed it might be enjoyable in that way. It wasn’t, yeah, but let me get there.

The box is just what you expect from Fetish Fantasy, though it’s likely on their scale’s less porny end, though that’s not saying much.

You discover the hood itself inside and a… Wait, what?

No Free Mask? Hallelujah!

The Spandex Full-Face Hood, as you might expect, not only covers the head but also the face; it is described as “one size fits most” and fits me and Crush just fine. It stretches beautifully and is not too tight or too loose. It has plenty of room around the throat so it doesn’t feel odd, but it might come down in the neck a bit longer.

Crush found it wasn’t all that comfortable to wear, but admitted it could be because, though, it’s a hood as opposed to this hood. He is definitely more fussy than I am, as in general I discovered it quite convenient, but we both agreed to hate one thing. While the hood is slightly formed with a bulge at the front where the face passes, this implies that the seam runs from front to back down the center of the hood for additional convenience. And it’s awkward really. Either it’s dead center on your face, which feels quite forced, or it lies slightly on one side, which is still quite annoying, and now it looks too annoying. While you’re wearing it, you can even see it from within, which makes perfectionists responsible to maintain fiddling to get it centered.

The Spandex Full-Face Hood is very lightweight, making it extremely simple to breathe and hear through, but also sadly to see through. The box says it enables for “just a hint of light inside while impairing sight,” but that’s nonsense. Oh, sure, with the hood on you’re not 20/20, but basically you can see it all. How many fingers do I hold? Check. Reading? Check.

Fuck, I could even play Saints Row with it: The Third (my present fave). That’s how I did. And that was all right. Here’s your evidence: I’m driving in a car through da’hood. And receiving my respect boosted by Near Misses. And don’t hit a fucking thing. Then, while wearing the Spandex Full-Face Hood, I went on to do a complete story mission and then take a video of me, as you do, head-shoting pedestrians. All, allegedly, with sight impaired and only a hint of light.

Yeah, no, I can’t play a high-speed video game while wearing a bondage hood or anything that claims to impair vision. It’s like you’re wearing shit sunglasses a little bit. Weirdly, this is one Fetish Fantasy item that the crappy Free Mask they generally bundle in could actually have accomplished! Then you might actually have a opportunity to “impair vision.”

One plus point is that at least the portion looks at the Spandex Full-Face Hood. It’s a mildly glossy fabric that looks nice on the wearer, smoothing its shape and making it anonymous. Would you like to look like anonymous hostage? The esthetic of the gimp? It looks like the part and stops you from identifying the wearer, it just doesn’t prevent them from looking out.

CONCLUSION

The Spandex Full-Face Fetish Fantasy Hood really differs depending on what you want from it. Of course, I received it for the anonymous aspect, but I was really looking forward to the blindfold aspect too, so I’m disappointed. I’m not supposed to get a hood I can play through video games. Particularly for almost twenty quid.

If you want something that obscures the face of a person, it does that while the wearer is comfortable and breathable, so go get it. If you want something that limits the view of the wearer, look elsewhere, despite what it says on the box. 

What Are Vibrating Panties?

We’re just doing this section as a formality because everyone already knows what vibrating panties are. Basically, as the name suggests, they’re panties with a clitoral vibrator hidden discreetly inside.

There are two reasons why people purchase vibrating panties. The first is obvious, for foreplay. These vibrating panties are actually pretty sexy and can work perfectly as regular panties if you take the bullet out. This particular quality makes them very “appealing” to your partner during foreplay – Especially if the vibrator is turned on and they have the remote in their hand.

The second reason is public play. Women working 9-5 jobs can get pretty damn bored. Well, vibrating panties is their way of instilling a certain amount of pleasure into their regular schedule.  Check out the below vibrating panties prank.

Types of Vibrating Panties

You can’t exactly categorize vibrating panties since they’re so different from one another. But, we’re going to give it our best shot. Every single vibrating panty out there could possibly fall in the below categories.

The Regular Vibrator

This little vibrator comes with a special panty with a small pocket where the vibrator is meant to be placed. The bullet is removable and you can use the garment like any of your other pair of panties. It also makes cleaning a lot easier since you don’t have to worry about ruining your bullet. However, the real problem is that the settings on these vibrators usually need to be changed by pressing the buttons on the bullet. Not exactly convenient when you want to get a bit kinky on the go.

Wireless

Now these remote control vibrating panties are the real deal. They’re controlled by using a remote and sometimes even a special smartwatch or an app on your smartphone. They’re extremely easy to use and have a decent amount of range as well. Your remote controller will work at a maximum range of 50 feet but this number can vary depending on the manufacturer. These wireless vibrators are perfect for public play.

Wired

We don’t exactly know why these vibrators are even a thing. Who likes to have a cord restricting their every single movement? You could use these products for couples play, but they just can’t be used in public at all. A wire coming out of your panty will raise quite a few eyebrows and make people suspicious. The only reason people buy wired vibrating panties is because they’re really cheap. If you’re not willing to spend a ton of money on sex toys, wired panties could be a viable option.

Latch-On Bullets

These bullets are one of the newer vibrators in town. These products don’t come with any lingerie; they just include a bullet vibrator. But, the best part about this bullet vibrator is that it can be attached to any regular pair of panties.

Features to consider

This is technically a buyer’s guide, so we’re going to help you figure out the type of product you need to purchase. Here are a few features your brand new vibrating underwear needs to have.

Performance

You want to enjoy yourself don’t you!

As Quiet as Possible

Yes, your vibrating panty needs to be absolutely dead silent. Yes, vibrating panties are technically always supposed to be discreet, however, there are a lot of products in the market that are supposedly quiet, but still rumble like a miniature tractor. You need to make sure that your new panty isn’t like this. Even a small buzz in a quiet room will be enough to make people doubtful. And, it’ll only be a matter of time before people start figuring out that the buzz is only there when you’re in the room. Soon enough, your friends and family might start guessing where the buzzing noise is coming from – And, trust us on this one, you don’t want people finding out what’s going on in those pants.

Long-Lasting Battery

Battery is another extremely important thing to be vary of. You’re going to be using your vibrator for extended periods of time. Regular vibrators have the capacity to allow a full hour worth of play on maxed out battery, but with vibrating underwear, you’re going to need more than that. Most manufacturers usually list out the battery timing on the packaging. If the battery life is less than 3-4 hours, consider finding some other product. And, make sure you read a few customer reviews online, companies do lie about battery timings.

Material

Now, the material of the toy itself doesn’t really matter that much. But, the real problem comes up when you start lubing up your toy. Most commonly used material to make bullets is silicone. While silicone is one of the finest materials available in the market, you’re forced to use a water-based lubricant with the bullet. The main predicament here is that water-based lubes aren’t meant to last a long time. You’re going to have to reapply every hour or so. This can be really annoying when you’re planning on wearing the panty whole day long. The better option would be to get a bullet that won’t get damaged by silicone-based lubricants. These lubes last for an extended period of time. You’d still have to reapply, but it would just be once or twice instead of 5-7 times in one day.

Best Vibrating Panties on the Market

So, you know what features need to be included in your new product. How about we suggest a few of the most popular vibrating panties money can buy to make your choice even easier? Here are four of our personal favorite vibrating panties.

Lovense Lush

The Lovense Lush takes the top spot on our list, and deservedly so. The tech incorporated in this device makes it the Tesla of vibrators. Seriously, if Musk made sex toys, this is what they would look like.

Lush isn’t technically a vibrating panty, it’s just a really convenient and discreet bullet vibrator, but it can easily be worn inside your underwear without any hassle. The bullet is curved in a way that it hits your G-spot perfectly. It will feel really comfortable and cozy inside while provide the necessary amount of vibrations to make your dull day extremely fun.

The best part about Lush would be its connectivity. You can use Lush with an app on your phone. You wouldn’t need to use a remote control or reach down there to change the settings. Another great feature is the way the Bluetooth hardware is installed in this device. A common problem with all wireless toys is that their connectivity leaves a lot to be desired. The hardware isn’t bad, it’s just that when the toy is inserted into the vagina, it keeps losing connecting. Lovense fixed this problem by extended a thin portion of the toy outwards that contains the Bluetooth hardware. This means that even if the toy is completely inserted, you won’t experience connectivity issue since the thin portion is still outside.

All things considered, this toy is pretty darn flawless. There’s not a single problem you’ll face with this Lush.

We-Vibe Sync

Similar to the Lush, the We-Vibe Sync isn’t practically called vibrating panty, but it can be used comfortable while wearing a panty. The Sync is pretty unorthodox when it comes to the actual design of the product. The Sync is like a misshaped-U and both ends of the U combine to create a complete experience. Sync allows you to stimulate both the clit and the G-spot simultaneously to get you to the big O.

The Sync uses magnetic charging which is a really nice touch. You won’t get that much discreetness while charging the Sync using the dock, but it does offer privacy while it’s under use. The motor is quite and powerful at the same time. Now that we mentioned the motor, the Sync has over 6 different vibration patterns and intensities to keep the play interesting. Moreover, the Sync can also be used during intercourse. Yes, during actual intercourse – You can easily use the Sync during PIV sex. The shaft of the Sync is pretty slim meaning that it won’t take up too much space away from your partner and create a mind blowing orgasm for both parties involved.

LELO Lyla 2

The Lelo Lyla 2 was made with two things in mind; size and power. The size was designed to be as small as possible while the motor was meant to be absolutely monstrous. And, to be blunt, LELO achieves both fairly conveniently and came up with the Lyla 2.

Right out of the box, Lyla 2 proves to you that it’s worth the price. No one in the business knows how to pack as well as LELO does and they went all out with the packaging of the Lyla 2.

The Lyla 2 comes with a discreet remote that will easily be disguised as some piece of makeup in your handbag. Apart from that the Lyla 2 is totally waterproof and has an absolutely amazing battery time.

When it comes to vibrations, Lyla 2 has a pretty decent number of stuff to keep you busy. There are 8 different pleasure settings to ensure that your day doesn’t have a second of boredom as you switch between its various settings.

We’d definitely recommend buying the LELO Lyla 2. It’s just the type of toy every fanatic needs to have in their collection. The price is pretty hefty, but we’re absolutely sure that you won’t mind spending so much money after the very first session with the Lyla 2.

Fifty Shades Freed My Body Blooms

This is a toy that’s more on the interesting side of things. If you’ve used a toy from the Fifty Shades collection, you’d realize how amazing these toys actually are. And, My Body Blooms is no exception. Everything from the pack to the remote is so impressive that we just couldn’t resist from putting it on our list.

The vibrator itself looks and feels amazing. It’s made out of silicone and ABS Plastic; both of which are extremely high-quality. It’s small and really discreet. There’s absolutely no noise while using this toy in your pants. You can use the toy for over two hours with just 60 minutes of charge. And, when you talk about just the look, the toy and the remote come in a purple color that just reeks luxury.

The panty itself is also really impressive. It’s made of nylon and satin with lace briefs and ribbons that will definitely do a lot to make your man go wow. Overall, this toy is a pretty solid contender and it can, without a doubt, go one-on-one with the best vibrating panties out there.  It can be purchased at Love Honey.

What Are Squirting Dildos?

Basically, squirting dildos are sex toys that are designed to give you that little extra bit missing from regular dildos. You can ride a dildo, but you can’t really get the same feeling when you make your man’s ball empty, now do you? That’s where squirting dildos come in to help you out. Once you’re getting close to climax yourself, this toy will eject a semen-like liquid right out the tube to make it seem like the dildo is doing the same. In some cases, this liquid is actually edible and flavored to add that oral sex effect to your sessions. Overall, this is a pretty exciting toy for women that are used to a dry dildo.

Using a Squirting Dildo

You might think that it’d be a bit complicated to use a squirting dildo, but it’s really not. The first thing you need to do is load up the supply drop. Squirting dildos usually come with a fake-cum recipe that you can use to make an infinite amount of liquid for you dildo. Follow the recipe to come up with some liquid and make sure you fill up the bowl to the brim. You wouldn’t want to get thirsty during climax.

The second step is to lube up your toy. Just use some of the lube that comes with the toy, most manufacturers do tend to provide that. If you don’t have one, grab some silicone or water-based lubricant (depending on your toy) and go absolutely ham.

Now, it’s time to start using your piece of beauty. Once you’re nearing climax, you can press a button, squeeze a pump, and do a few similar things to release the semen from the squirting dildo and voila! You have now achieve the complete simulation (and stimulation) of an actual penis and cumshot without a boyfriend. Congratulations!

Features you need to Consider

Before you go out and buy a squirting dildo, we do have a few buying guidelines you need to know. Make sure that you read these otherwise there’s a pretty good chance you end up with a mediocre product.

The Size

Just like any other dildo, the size of the squirting dildo is the first thing you should consider. Squirting dildos aren’t exactly made to seem that much real. They don’t have bulges and veins like dildos do and most of the time, they’re way too big than the actual thing and when we say way big, we mean WAYYY big. They go up to 12 inches sometimes too. If you’re looking for that extra girth and length, by all means, go big or go home. But, if you want to stay a bit moderate and settle for an average sized dildo, try something close to 6 inches.

While we’re on the topic of size, let’s also talk about the size of the liquid your dildo will hold. This mostly depends on how you’ll be using your dildo. If you’re more interested in using it for oral purposes, then a dildo with a smaller pouch will work just fine. If you want it for penetration, a slightly larger sized will do the job. However, if you’re the type of gal that likes being drenched after sex, then go all the way up to the largest bowl you can find. Hopefully it’ll be enough!

Toy Materials

A majority of the squirting dildos available in the market are made of low quality materials like cheap plastic, jelly or PVC materials. They might cost less and seem attractive, but don’t ever go for these toys. There’s just a long list of reason why they shouldn’t be a part of your sex toy collection. These materials are porous, meaning that if you’re sharing, there’s a huge chance of you sharing body fluids with someone, which isn’t anything to be taken lightly. Second of all, porous materials are a pain to clean. It’s so difficult to get all that jizz off of the toy and you’ll probably spend hours scrubbing away at the toy. However, if you get something a little expensive like silicone, you won’t be at risk of contracting an STD. At the same time, silicone is so much easier to clean. You could simply use warm water and an anti-bacterial spray to make the material good as new. Tons of fun and no time to clean, what else could you need in a squirting dildo.

Delivery

We don’t mean the actual delivery of the product. We mean the way it delivers the liquid. There are two common ways squirting dildos deliver the semen. The first is through a syringe. We feel that the syringe is really inefficient since it requires too much hand-coordination and you might not have that at all while you’re having a trembling orgasm. The better option is the squeeze-bulb. The bulb acts like a pump and you squeeze it to launch out a blast of the liquid. There are several other ways squirting dildos deliver cum too, you can browse around the web to find one that suits your liking.

Best Squirting Dildos

This wouldn’t exactly be a guide if we don’t mention some of the best squirting dildos, now would it? To fulfill the formality and to let you know exactly what are the hottest selling squirting dildos out there, we’ve compiled this list of four products that are absolutely slaying the market when it comes to sales. If you can’t find one based on the features we talked about above, then just buying one of the following ones is a safe bet.

The Drencher

The name seems really dominating and to be blunt, that’s exactly the work we’d use to explain the Drencher. Well, first of all, this thing is absolutely monstrous. The size of this thing is 10-inches and length isn’t the only department it’s so satisfying in. The Drencher’s name is there for a reason. The amount of synthetic semen this thing can carry can and will be able to make you drip in fake cum. Doc Johnson was also generous enough to provide us a bottle of the fake semen to ensure that the first few rounds of ‘drenching’ are well funded by the manufacturers.

Apart from that, the dildo is made to be highly realistic. It’s designed with complete veins and bulges to be that much closer to the real deal. When it comes to material, the Drencher is made using medical quality silicone. As you have learnt from earlier in this guide, silicone is the perfect material to be used for squirting dildos since they’re non-porous. Porous materials like plastic or PVC absorb the liquid and get really disgusting just after a month or two.

Deep Derek Ejaculating Dildo

Deep Dicking Derek series is a line of highly famous dildos that are just women’s favorite. The reason behind their popularity is that they’re a unique blend of cheap and realistic. These toys are made of PVC instead of silicone, but they’re actually really good as compared to most PVC products in the market. Silicone products are always pretty expensive, so we decided to mention some other material too. This toy being PVC isn’t a deal breaker and you should definitely try giving it a shot.

You can clearly see that we like our dildos large since this one also stands at a firm 9.5 inches with a full 2.4 inches in girth. Another interesting part about the toy is its delivery system. It’s highly convenient and won’t take much out of the realistic feeling of the toy. Instead of having to push down a syringe or chortle a pump, all you need to do is squeeze the balls and the Deep Derek will do it’s job on you.

The storage space of the toy is also decent. It’s nothing as huge as the Drencher, but it’s still commendable. It’s also really easy to ‘reload’. Just place the tip in the liquid and depress the balls and release. The beautiful balls of Deep Derek will suck in all the goodies inside.

Eruption XL

To continue our fetish for extra large squirting dildos, we introduce the Eruption which truly has extra large in it’s name. Before we even get into anything thing, we’d like to issue a warning. This toy is not for the faint of heart. Only ever use this if you consider yourself the maestro of dildos. This toy is the largest on our list with an insertable length of 12.5 inches, yes you read that right. This monster is over a foot in pure length, 2.75 in girth and weights 15 ounces – Talk about a heavy hitter.

The material used to make the Eruption is PVC, but once again, it’s not that cheap PVC otherwise it wouldn’t be on our list. It’s the highest quality material out there, completely phthalates free. One small drawback of the Eruption XL is that you’re going to have to consider how you plan to use the toy before you purchase it. Most women use dildos that have suction cups. These toys can be stuck onto a wall and the gals can ride it all they want. However, the Eruption XL doesn’t leave any room for this wall-riding behavior. The bottom of the toy is rounded meaning that it doesn’t stand on it’s own and there’s no way you could stick it to a wall. So, before you go out and buy this bad boy, know this; you’ll have to do the hard work yourself. This isn’t really that much of a disadvantage; it just limits the amount of women that’ll have fun using this toy.

Pop! Ejaculating Dildo

We’ve been focusing a lot on realistic dildos. It’s time to step a little bit from the mainstream squirting dildos to something a little fanatical only meant to stimulate and not to be realistic. Thus, we introduce Pop!, a pink ejaculating dildo. It looks absolutely nothing like a dildo, and that’s the beauty of it. It’s pink, how girly can you possibly get?

Enough with the blasphemy of PVC, let’s go back to high-grade silicone. The Pop uses smooth, medical-grade that just feels absolutely amazing inside. Inserting it isn’t even an issue because of how frictionless the surface is.

This dildo is smaller than some of the other toys on this list. It’s 7.5 inches which is by no means tiny, it’s still decently sized. But, it’s a good product for beginners since manning up against a 7 inch dildo isn’t that tough of a task.

Another great thing about Pop is that it isn’t just meant for solo play. This thing can fit inside any general harness and can easily be used for some kinky couple play. How cool is that?

What is the Hitachi (Original) Magic Wand?

The Hitachi Magic Wand was originally designed and developed in 1968 to be a powerful body massager to help reduce soreness in muscles, ease tension and help users relax after a long day. However, once Hitachi, a Japanese company launched the product in the United States it did not take long before it was popularized as an amazing tool for masturbation during the sex-positive movement that took place in the late 1960s.

Today, the product has been renamed multiple times (Magic Wand Original, Original Magic Wand, and simply Magic Wand) because of company values after being used sexually in Sex in the City (2002 episode). The company wanted to stop production, but thankfully for all of us women was talked into simply renaming it and removing the company name!

Of course, it has been updated to stay with the times, and may have a different name, but when you say ‘Hitachi’ or ‘Magic Wand’ – the first thing many think about, if not all people who have heard of the company, is a naughty toy for pleasure. In a way, it still helps in relieving stress and tension, and oh so much more!

How big and heavy is it?

The wand itself measures 12-inches in length, giving users plenty of grabbing room. The head is 2.5-inches in diameter, which on its own is plenty of space to play with positioning, but there’s a growing number of attachments available too (we’ll get to this later). It is a bit heavier than your average toy at just under 2lbs, but that is to be expected with the larger size and more powerful motor.

How noisy is the wand?

With power comes noise, there’s no ways around that. So, if you are looking for something discreet and quiet, this may not be the toy for you. The sound of a Hitachi Magic Wand has been compared to a kitchen appliance noise. Long as you’re not attempting to use it in the office bathroom, you may be okay.

How much power does it really have?

Are you kidding? Power is what this thing was built for! It was designed to massage deep into your shoulders, back, and other sore muscles. Depending on the exact model, the speeds range between 2,700 RPM to 6,300 RPM (Rechargeable 4 Speed Magic Wand) or 5,000 RPM and 6,000 RPM (Original Hitachi Magic Wand). Put it this way, it’s so powerful that one of the leading complaints is cumming too quick.

Because of this, the head is larger, similar to a baseball in size and not designed to fit inside the vagina. Again, there are attachments for this, let’s take a look at those.

What type of attachments are available?

There are various types of attachments to the Hitachi wand, which is great due to the design of the wand itself being limited to external use. The real question is, which attachment should you check out first? Keep reading to learn about some of the more common types of wand attachments, then you can make that decision for yourself.

Also, many people ask if attachments fit both the older and newer versions of the wand. The answer is yes, because the head is the same across the board – so let’s get to it!

1. Tri-Gasm

This attachment has a multi-purpose design. It stimulations the clit, while being inserted in the vagina and anal regions for maximum pleasure. It kind of resembles a shark with a fin if you look just right.

It is made from TPE which is latex and phthalate free.

The vaginal section measures 1.5” wide head and 5/8” wide shaft with a 3” length. The anal section measures 2” in length and 1” head and ½” shaft. The clit stimulator is 1.25” in diameter.

2. Silicone G-Spot Thriller

When attached to the wand, this one kind of resembles a propeller, but it feels amazing! It provides the ultimate stimulation, which is why it made this list.

It is made from silicone to ensure safety and easy cleaning. It is also hypoallergenic and Phthalate free. Always use silicone safe lube with this one though, or it could cause damage to the toy.

The insertable length measures 3.25” so it hits the G-spot. However, it also has a 1.5” wide tip with round dots to help spread the vibration throughout your most sensitive areas.

3. Thrill Cap

Unique in design, this silicone-based attachment slips over the head of your wand for a feeling just as unique as it looks. Produced by Wand Candy, it has a lime green color that’s sure to brighten any mood as the small nubs tease you all over, increasing your pleasure experience.

It is made from silicone that is hypoallergenic and Phthalate free, making it simple to clean. Silicone safe lube should be used for this attachment as well.

4. Hummingbird

This is a rather straight forward attachment. It is a massage tube for ‘his’ masturbation. That’s right, the wand is no longer exclusive for the ladies, there are options for guys too! This one fits the majority of wand versions, which is why it has made the list, along with the intense feeling of course. The tube has a nubbed design to increase sensations as you or your partner stroke it.

It is designed using TPE making it latex and phthalate free. It is also easy to clean up.

This attachment measures 1.25” wide and 3.25” in length for a good coverage. Although, for those with larger girth it may not be the right choice.

5. Straight Up Thriller

If you are looking for a simple, yet effective attachment the Straight Up Thriller is perfect. It provides stimulation to the inner and outer areas with the power of your wand. It is also simple to slip over your wand head.

It is made from premium silicone, phthalate free and hypoallergenic. It is also easy to clean, but only use silicone safe lube.

It measures a total 6.5” inches, with 3.75” insertable. The girth is 3.75” with a 1” width.

6. G-Curve Thriller

Another simple design, similar to the previous attachment, the G-Curve Thriller has a curved member for reaching areas a ‘straight’ member just can’t hit. This is also a popular option for couple play.

This one is also designed with premium silicone, making it easy to clean and of course hypoallergenic and phthalate free.

This one measures similar to the ‘Straight Up’ design, 6.5” in length with 3.75” insertable. However, the girth ranges from 1” to 4”.

Who is the Magic Wand best for?

Anyone looking to go to experience stronger orgasms and taking things to the next level. The Hitachi is great for solo masturbation or using on a partner. Because of the motor being louder than average, it is best for those looking for a toy to use in the bedroom, or in situations where being quiet and discreet is not needed.

Risk of desensitization?

Because of having stronger vibrations, this is a common question with this toy, is there risk of desensitizing leading to problems with orgasm or damage? Let’s talk about that…

Unless damaged or faulty, vibrators and massagers do not cause long-term or permanent desensitizing. Toys are a sensation-based product, meaning like with other forms of sensations, the body and mind can become familiar and adjust to the sensation. Therefore, with constant use the brain becomes ‘used to the feeling’.

For instance, after using the Hitachi against your clit for several minutes, other toys may not have much effect right away. However, once you’ve given a period of time for things to rest up you’ll still get the sensations from other toys.

Pros:

There is a really long list of pros that could be talked about. For instance, the power level is beyond anything an average vibrator offers. It offers a powerful vibration in a way only the Hitachi can provide. This baby doesn’t run off batteries, it plugs directly into the wall to ensure it has the required power at all times, and never goes dead on you during sessions. This is great because you won’t stress over being right at climax when it cuts out.

When you get tired of using it as an external toy, there are many options available in the form of attachments that allow you to insert it vaginally or anally. There are also attachments to enhance male masturbation too!

When you are not using the wand for sexual pleasure, you can use it as a full body massager as it was originally designed for. Making it a great toy and/or tool to have in the line up for either your health or the toy box.

Cons:

Although a great toy, there are some downsides to the toy. There are women who have complained it is too powerful for them which results in them to get off too fast. This really isn’t the type of toy you simply grab and expect to last a while using, it is more of a finisher or ‘go hard or go home’ type of toy.

Another common complaint is the noise level. This is caused by the stronger motor, but has been referred to the amount of noise a kitchen appliance makes. It really isn’t for discreet pleasure, as the humming remains louder than average when pressed against the body as well.

Summary

In the end, the Hitachi Magic Wand is an amazing product both sexually and non-sexually. It literally offers a full body massage from neck to legs, and everything between them. The head is about the size of a baseball, but if high powered internal pleasure is what you’re after there are plenty of attachment options available for any situation. Today, there are plenty of attachments available for both her, or him. From simple designs to complex and unique designs.

There are not as many attachments that focus simply on clitoral stimulation as the want itself is often the go-to option for this, but there are a few. Additionally, you can find attachments for vaginal insertion in a range of lengths, colors, widths, and girths available. Then there are the options for anal insertion, again in various options, or go all out and get a double penetration or even triple action attachment!

When it comes to the wand, it is a louder option compared to the majority of regular vibrators. This is because of the more powerful motor. Additionally, some have issues of numbness after just a few minutes of use, but this does wear off shortly after use and is normal. There are women who have claimed the Hitachi Magic Wand works too well, by causing them to reach climax too quickly for it to actually be enjoyable, but many enjoy the fact it allows for quickly getting off. Plus, it means reaching climax more times in a short amount of time, if you’re into that sort of thing. Finally, the Hitachi is the type of toy you may want to warm up first, then use as this can help build anticipation, longer pleasures, and once you’ve used the Magic Wand for a while, you may need to rest!

What is a Rabbit Vibrator?

One of the most common sex toys out there has to be the rabbit vibrator, originally for their interesting and elegant design. They are a multi-purpose toy, unlike your basic dildo as they stimulate the clitoris while the penis shaped part penetrates the vagina.

The area that stimulates the clit are referred to as the “bunny ears”. Depending on the toy the bunny ears may be the only vibrating part, but on higher end toys both the bunny ears and shaft can give various vibrating speeds and patterns, from a low hum to a fast jack rabbit gone wild!  They rose to prominence when Sex and the City used to be on air.

Then there are some that are a triple threat, providing clitoris stimulation, g-spot stimulation and anal stimulation. Some have attachments too. Let’s get into what you should look for, so it’s not all so overwhelming!

What they offer over other types of vibrators

Their unique design is one of the attractive things about this adult toy, and partly why they became so popular. Where a bullet vibrator targets clitoris stimulation, and dildos (even vibrating dildos) mainly focus on G-spot stimulation and/or just deep penetration because of their straight design.  See this guide to vibrators clip for more info.

However, the rabbit styles are designed with a curved shaft and ‘bunny ears’, allowing it to target multiple areas simultaneously, which is often focused G-spot and clitoris stimulations but can also target deep penetration or anal play.

Types of rabbit vibrators

Basic Rabbits

These are the original design with G-Spot and Clitoris stimulation. However, basic does not mean dull. Depending on the toy, you may get a single speed with an on/off switch, or if you want more variety during play time, some have a few or a bunch of speed and pattern options to switch through.

More Advanced Rabbits

In addition to having multiple speeds and patterns available, with this category we’re referring to those that offer just a bit more functionality. For instance, rotating vaginal beads. Some have shafts that pump like the real deal too.

Triple Threats

We like to refer to the rabbit vibrators that offer stimulation to the G-spot, clit and anal regions as a triple threat for obvious reasons. These are great options for those looking to expand from one of the above rabbits, or simply curious about anal pleasure as many of these simply tease the backdoor, but some are designed for just a bit more.

What Should You Look For?

If you are new to rabbit vibrators it can seem rather overwhelming, but there are a few focus areas to look at. Below we’ll cover the more important areas, so you can make an informed decision based on your needs and wants.

Materials

1. ABS Hard Plastic – These materials may be among the easiest clean, and they are generally smooth. This is due to them being a non-porous material and often offered on mid to high end toys. Although, this material does not transfer vibrations as well as silicone does.
2. Silicone – By far among the most common material found, easy to sterilize and clean and non-porous. This material can range from a soft to firm design, and transfers both vibration and body heat very well. You want to look for 100% silicone though, otherwise you should simply assume it’s only partially silicone, which makes it less safe.
3. Metal –Another popular option is metal, again simple to clean and offers a little weight. It also offers the fun of hot and cold play, commonly designed with stainless steel or aluminum. However, some higher end companies offer silver and gold options.
4. Glass –Another favorite among temperature play, it is a smooth surface and offers weight. However, glass is hard and has zero flex, so if you want something that bends this isn’t it. It’s very easy to clean, and often made using Pyrex (remember your grandma’s baking dish that never seem to break?).
5. Wood and Stone –Although not common, there are niche markets where you can find toys made from wood or stone. These are non-porous, specially treated for safety.

Design

Prior to shopping for a new toy, decide what purpose you want it to serve. Should it be the basic clit and g-spot,or do you want anal teasing and pleasure too? This will help narrow your search.

Features

There are various features you can find, some of them include:

• Vibrating & Rotating Shaft – As it sounds, the shaft rotates or vibrates to give different sensations.
• Rotating Beads – Similar to the previous feature, except with a bead texture that provides a different feeling.
• External Stimulation Only – There are some models with only the bunny ears, for those who prefer clitoris stimulation only.
• Hands Free – This feature enables you to use your rabbit hands free, great for simply laying back watching your favorite show, or whenever the mood hits.
• Wand Rabbit – Combination between the popular Hitachi Wand and Rabbit Vibrator!
• Anal Action – When you want to tease or pleasure the prostate.

Speeds & Options

If you’re not worried about variety, this isn’t that important. However, if you think you’ll get bored with a single speed toy, you may want to ensure there are options available. Some toys come with a few speeds, while others switch between 10!

Color Options

Personal preference here but may be something you should look into. Common colors are purple and pink, but some come in various colors.

Best Rabbit Vibrators Currently on the Market

There are many (easily 100s, if not 1,000s) of popular rabbits out there, below are some models we selected to help speed up your search.

Fifty Shades of Grey – Greedy Girl

Designed for those really wanting stimulation to the G-spot, this toy is a must have. There are independent and separately controlled stimulators with 12 different speed patterns for the shaft, and 3 speed variations for the bunny ears. This gives up to 36 different patterns to play with!

It measures 9.5” in length and 1.5” in girth, with an insertable length of 5”. This enough to pleasure your wild desires with the curved tip.

Made from silicone, it is smooth and easy to clean. You should always use a silicone-based lube with it to maintain its life span.

It also has a flat base that allows you to stand it up if you prefer, giving you position options. It’s also rechargeable, which means no extra money spent on batteries each time and you can easily have it charged and ready when you are. When fully charged it lasts up to 2 hours!

Features include:

• Multiple Vibration Modes
• Clitoral Stimulator
• Hypoallergenic
• Multiple motors & speeds
• G-Spot Tip
• Rechargeable

https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=31710

Wet Wabbit Vibrator

Just as the name implies, the Wet Wabbit is designed to be used in the shower or bath. It’s the upgraded model of Sex and the City Vibrator, which was also rather popular. The upgrade gives it more power, waterproof seal, built-in controller and an improved look over the bulkier Wascally Wabbit model.

It measures an insertable 5 inches in length, with a 1.5-inch girth. Made with soft jelly type material, it feels nice against the skin without getting raw.

The built-in controller is amazing and offers simple access, which is important for those bathtub or showers. You will be able to have a new experience each time with the multiple patterns and vibrations available, which makes the massaging beads your new best friend!

Many say the best feature about this toy is the bunny ears, as it directs rapid vibrations right on the clit while the massaging beads and rotating tip give a life like feeling.

Features:

• 3 Speeds & 3 Patterns
• Waterproof design
• Runs off 3 AA batteries
• Built-in controller
• Life like feel

The only real downside to the toy is that it runs off 3 AA batteries instead being recharged by an outlet. However, investing in rechargeable batteries can help lower cost of frequent play.

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/sp-wet-wabbit-vibrator-12867.aspx

Lelo Insignia Soraya Pleasure Object

The Lelo Insignia Soraya comes with a nice-looking satin storage sack with an instruction paper, but it’s not that complicated. One of the more popular parts of this toy is the dual motor and multi-speed and patterns available. There is a total of 9 speeds, and 8 different patterns, for a combined 72 possible options!

This toy is made from silicone and measures 5-inches in length, fully insertable and just over 1-inch in girth. The size makes it a good starter toy and it’s designed to be quiet and discreet. Although, experienced users will still have a blast reaching climax with this one. If you’re wanting a toy to travel with, this is a great option as well, because of its quiet design you can barely hear it at the highest intensity level a few feet away.

It is rechargeable and can last up to 4hrs on a single charge. This is a longer lasting toy, with many only lasting about 2 hours.

Features:

• 8 various vibration modes
• 9 speeds
• Two motors for added power
• Quiet, yet powerful (discreet)
• Made with silicone

Evolved Wild Orchid

If you’re looking for a 100% silicone toy that will do the trick every time, the Evolved Wild Orchid has 24 different modes. Although not as many as others on this list offer, the G-spot tip and curvy shaft is strong enough to make it count!

It measures a total 7-inches in length, with 5-inches insertable. A single charge lasts an average of 1 hour, depending on which speeds you’re using it at (higher speeds drain the battery faster). It’s also waterproof, giving you plenty of options when it comes to playtime!

Features:

• 100% silicone
• Waterproof
• Multi-speed offers 24 different options
• Dual motor control
• Rechargeable with USB

Vertigo Rabbit

When you really want to reach the edge and go beyond, the Vertigo Rabbit will make you spin! Like others on this list, it is also waterproof which means you can take it anywhere you would like. It is designed with a dozen swirling orbs, that’s right, 12 orbs that move at one time with 2-way rotations.

That’s not all, the tip works the G-spot just perfectly and feels realistic as the bunny ears tickle your clit for added stimulation. It operates with 4 AA batteries.

With an interesting, futuristic look this is the longest rabbit on our list with a total length of 9.5-inches tall, 5-inches insertable, and a 1.5-inch girth. It offers two speeds and made from TPR material.

Features:

• 2 speeds
• Waterproof
• 5” tall, 5” insertable, 1.5” girth.
• Has 12 moving orbs
• Uses 4 AA batteries

Overall this is a fun toy, and the 12 orbs moving in different directions is amazing, but it doesn’t have much to offer for variety with patterns or speeds. With only two speeds to choose from, the main feature is the 12 orbs and the fact it’s waterproof.

You will want to remove the batteries when being stored or periods of non-use to avoid batteries leaking or exploding and damaging your toy.

My Wrap up

Finally, when it comes to purchasing a toy it is important to remember your reason for shopping. For instance, if you are wanting something small and discreet, you will want to ensure its motor is quiet too. If you’re looking to add to your collection and/or go bigger and harder, you’ll lack discreet as the stronger it is, the louder it will be.

Look no further if you are looking for a strapless strap-on for pegging. Honestly. Stop. Looking. I’ve tried a few and read a lot and I’m not really worth the trouble with the general agreement of myself and others. Your vagina is not a clamp, you can’t expect to have larger muscles than an anal sphincter. Occasionally it will drop out, and that’s more than a little inconvenient mid-peg. That said, if you’re really determined (for whatever reason) that you don’t want to have to use a harness or pegging pants at all, then the Share will likely be your best bet.

The Fun Factory Share is a double-ended dildo of QUALITY silicone. Honestly, if a little dragger than most, the silicone is fantastic. The construction is well believed out, simple yet not boring in form worthy of yawning. The head is beautifully characterized without a tough ridge and two vein-like structures run the shaft’s length.

I definitely took a double take when I saw it but at 5.5 “it’s not insurmountable for me. The Fun Factory Share shaft / penis portion is really excellent size for pegging at an insertable length of 4.5 “and 6” circumference. I used it as a dildo when we first got it and I’m going to give it the thumbs up for vagina-holders too, it’s not going to please a queen size but it worked okay for me. (Side note–I need more dildos with handles, it’s useful suuuuup).

I suggest a LOT of the later as Fun Factory silicone is known for being draggy to insert the bulb of the fun factory share needs patience and lube (water based). If you use pegging pants such as Rodeoh’s then bring the dildo through the O-ring and pull up / on the trousers before inserting. Before I try to insert the bulb, I always warm up as it wasn’t very tapered. Whether a warm up with fingers or lower dildos makes it much easier to insert a heck.

Once the Fun factory share has been inserted, it feels really nice, every move I make jiggles the shaft jutting out before me, which in turn internally transfers feeling. The shape lies inside me completely, pressing softly on my G-spot and feeling very safe because of the thinner throat. I’m totally aroused and sopping wet before I even lubed up my partners arse, I’m still not sure if it’s just knowing that I’m about to peg my bf or weather that subtle g-spot curvature does the job of the arm before we even start.

It shouldn’t be too difficult to insert the shaft in whatever place you select as the Share is relatively firm and maintains its shape well. The shaft tip is not tapered, so if you are going to use this anally, kindly warm up.  For us, once it slipped in (helped by lots of lube) we both sighed happily in unison, the pronounced head feels good for him and for me the push-back-pressure transfers deliciously to the inner bulb soooooo. How connected I felt to him, I couldn’t believe. Every thrust I created in such a comprehensive manner, from the nudge to my g-spot to the comforting pressure on my vulva, it was surreal feeling.

The shaft was a perfect fit for him, an optimal length and a satisfactory girth, although not too large that we would have to go slow and steady all the time. For him, the experience was as overwhelming as it was for me. He had to stop me a couple of occasions, just to look off into the middle distance, full-blown mind.

It’s not sufficiently flexible to spur the momentary changes in position and you need to maintain straight angles to avoid ouch-ing yourself.  But with more flexible dildos, any re-insertion can be fairly much hands-free. It is usually simple to fuck with the Share and ADDICTIVE.  Honestly, I can’t even start to define the mental frazzlement that happens when I use it, but I just want more and more, it’s soooooooo good.

With either a toy cleaner wash down or a fast boil in a pan, you can easily rest that this silicone toy is prepared for next moment to be totally clean. And for us at least there will be ALWAYS next time, it’s part of our collection we just couldn’t be without. With this, we can certainly not fuck as fast and free as we can with thinner, more flexible dildos like the Helio, but when we need to feel completely connected, overwhelmed and orgasmic, the Share is what we are always turning to.

This lookalike is almost in the domain of’ affordable’ sex-toys at half the cost of the Njoy mere wand. It comes with gold pin-hinge clasps in its own black box, in a satin-covered foam inlet inside the steel dildo nestles. It’s a lovely touch that adds more than a matte silicone toy to the elegant feel of a metal dildo but sadly the suede fabric on the box attracts more dirt, lint and cat hair!

There’s none of the usual packaging on most toys, care instructions, logos, branding, it’s all forgotten here. I’m not too amazed because I’ve previously ordered Bondara’s own products and discovered that the packaging is often non-existent.

Although not the best on the market, this dildo lives up to its’ luxury’ name. It’s weighty, it feels significant, and you can immediately tell you that you’re doing company. It promises to fuck you well with its strong shape whispers. Slick, smooth, tough. The curve assures your g-spot of the enjoyment to come, together with the prominent head it alights the hope of a sensual session that can end in squirting.

The metal has been polished to a high brilliance and the touch feels flawless. Actually, there are a few scratches and imperfections on my face, but they are small, and only noticeable when the dildo is less than four inches from my face. Trust me when I say it won’t be where it will spend most of its moment.

The odds are that this dildo is only plated with stainless steel, so god knows only what material lies below. It’s at least some sort of metal inside but beyond that because of the weight I’m pretty confident. Shrugs* It’s the guess of anyone. However, whatever toy you have, as long as the outer case is body safe and non-porous, you don’t have to worry too much, for once it’s not a case of’ it’s what’s inside th When you’re prepared to use the toy, choose a lube, ANY lube, because unlike silicone toys steel is compatible with all lube. Because of the smooth slick nature of metal, you probably won’t need much, and the last thing you want is lube-y mess as it gets quite difficult to hold on to.

I always begin with the tiny end as a’ warm up,’ which makes this dildo an appropriate name as its soooooo cold on original introduction but heats up to body temperature rapidly. Metal’s unyielding nature makes the curve so prominent and insistent that the head of the lower end is not large enough to fulfill my g-spot. It feels nice but it’s always going to be a starter, the main course; it’s where it’s at the larger end.

Inserting the larger end is about awkward, irrespective of what I first played with. It’s the source of the ouchy feeling to get past my pubic bone, unlike my G-spot doesn’t like large curved toys. But once my pubic bone is over, it’s Gandalf’s’ YOU SHALL NOT PASS ‘ impression things are getting good, really nice.

The weight, the unyielding curve, and the prominent head produce a barred approach to the stimulation of g-spot no holds. And this is what my vagina enjoys! I struggle with some toys to even find my g-spot, but with little effort on my behalf this dildo persistently pushes against it. I like to thrust this dildo, generally brief fast thrust, because it makes my pubic bone antisy by putting it too far.

This is the only toy that I like to pair with a wand, because for the weighty dildo I need my focus and dexterity, and I can’t focus on maintaining a bullet on my clit. The combo is nice in my head’s back rolling eyes. And I’m not a fan of the wand. I’m just getting addicted to the orgasms that I can accomplish this way.

Once I’ve had such a few orgasms, I throw the wand away and go on. The prominent head back and forth over my g-spot slides relentlessly. I can feel it building before long, not an orgasm, but an intense feeling of need-to-pee. And I’m squirting hey-presto. Just like that, the otherwise unattainable is achieved by this steel dildo. And just in time because my wrist generally started to ache from the weight by this stage.

*ANAL USE UPDATE SOON*

This toy is the solution to my g-spots prayers, but for those days it’s not the dildo that translates’ intense’ as too much or too painful. You’re not going to be disappointed if you can stick holding this heavy metal hunk for long enough to come. With this, the orgasms I get are slow and powerful. It’s totally secure in the body, it’s simple to wash, and it looks so smooth.

Find this Luxury Curved stainless steel dildo at Bondara for £44.99

Once you open up this package, you’ll be happy to see that even a toy that’s advertised as next gen follows the old + and – button pattern.   Just like I’d begged for in my comparison review.  They’re simple, yet they’re one of the best buttons to have on a vibrator. Moreover, this makes the toy extremely easy to use.

If you’re a user of some of the previous versions of the Satisfyer, you’d know that even at the lowest settings, the toy has a decent bit of kick to it. The manufacturers fixed this with the Pro 2. They toned down the sensations of the first few settings to ensure that everyone can use this toy without too many problems. This doesn’t just make the toy good for women that are new to toys, it also turns down the volume on the motor quite significantly.

When it comes to the maximum vibrations, there’s no clear winner between the next gen vibrator and the original one.   Both have pretty respectable sensations and will get you to climax in just a few minutes without many problems.

The newer toy is a lot less noisy than the original as we mentioned earlier. Most of the setting levels on the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen are lower in vibrations as compared to the old one. However, the max settings don’t vary by much. But, the damped vibrations in the lower settings makes this toy pretty quiet.

The silicone material used to make the Next Gen Satisfyer is a lot more durable and high quality. A couple months of use and the older variant looked like it had been given to a cat as a chew toy. But, like many of the other things, the Pro 2 New Gen made changes to accommodate this issue as well. The matte finish is extremely smooth and is much more scratch-proof than the previous version.

Closing Thoughts on the Satisfyer Pro 2

No doubt, there were a lot of problems with the original Satisfyer Pro 2, it was undoubtedly a really good toy. However, all of those problems were fixed with the Next Gen Pro 2. All around, it’s a fantastic vibrator with really nothing wrong. It’s easy-to-use, its quieter, its tailored for amateurs, its scratch-proof and, like we said, there’s no con to this toy.

Even though I was burned a few times by things I was “sure to love,” I couldn’t curb my enthusiasm when I got my hands on a Doxy Die Cast from previous disappointment. I instantly hugged his minimalist white box to my chest, claiming that I would never let it go, then I took it to twitter to show my latest acquisition with excitement, as one does.

The Doxy Die cast feels heavy in my hands, with its significant quality and functionality body cries. Unsurprisingly, heavier than the initial Doxy is a reasonable quantity. It’s also heavier than any other wand / toy that I own (although not put together, a tiny elephant would outweigh it).  The aluminum / titanium alloy that is perfectly polished can be jarring to touch when it’s cold (which is often) but even that doesn’t hold me off touching it’s bright, super soft shaft.

Generally I despise’ cases ‘ storage of unnecessary packaging and sex toy. I could create a life-size fort with them if I stored all my toys in the packaging they were sent in. It also really bugs me that I had to pay extra essentially for something I didn’t want and that’s likely going on in the bin. HOWEVER… I like this situation, it’s the RULE exception. It’s easy and the’ sexy’ logo is not evident. Besides, I don’t let this beauty get scratched and there aren’t many sleeves / pouches large enough to fit the inside of the beast.

The Doxy Die-cast’s design isn’t overly fussy and it’s a dream to use with three bulky buttons. I enjoy their size, feel and blue-glow, it makes finding them in the dark or when attention is required elsewhere extremely easy. The super loooooooong lead / cord implies that anywhere in my bedroom I can plug in and use the Doxy. I thought I’d hate to have a lead attached to a sex toy but it wasn’t really a problem so far, I’m obviously not the gymnast in the bedroom I was.

The soft, silky silicone head feels good against my vulva and encompasses the whole region from clit to the bottom of my vaginal opening. I really like having my opening stimulated–just as I need clitoral stimulation, it just doesn’t have the capacity to get me off. The Doxy really solves that for me, completely covering all bases without the need for awkward angles or various toys!

It’s an experience to switch the Doxy on. I suggest you turn it on before you put it in the area you want to stimulate because it doesn’t begin at the smallest environment! I would also suggest that you have your own house if you try to be discreet because after the first few configurations this wand gets fairly noisy! The Doxy has eight speeds, and I (a energy enthusiast) can only use the first three… comfortably, that is. The smallest environment is ridiculously rumbly, but there is only a slight lack of power and directness to get me off’ free.’ With the correct attachment (enabling me to identify my clit’s sensations) I believe the first setting would do more than the work!  Switching from deliciously rumbly to all fucking guns blazing up to the second level there s a jarring shift in the sort of vibration!

Unfortunately, the smallest setting is where the greatest rumbles are found–every setting is gradually getting less rumbling from there. It’s a trend that’s sad and common I discovered in most sex toys. However, each increase does not disappoint in terms of power, jumping quite spectacularly from strength to strength. This is by far the most strong toy I have to make no error. Unfortunately, hurts the greater settings straight up HURT, even holding my hand’s head in the palm!

Unlike a inexpensive bullet, the Doxy is by no means ‘ buzzy.’ It doesn’t have that half-dead-bee, trapped in a container feel to it, but on the mid-higher settings it puts out so much power that the rumble just doesn’t seem to be able to maintain up. Honestly, with a small bit more rumble and tad less authority (in the view of my modest vulva) it could really do.

Since we’re on the subject of poor points, I’m not sure if the devil has possessed my Doxy, but the head has a habit of spinning around like the exorcist. After setting four, it happens and spins so hard on the higher settings that I can’t even hold it with my side. Even my masturbatory habit of pushing my head so hard I’m worried that I might break his neck doesn’t stop the spinning.

The Doxy flex’s neck with me when I strongly press the wand against me (such as rumbling my whole pubic bone too) but I understand it’s a true chance and sometimes something grinds inside it, noisily! My Doxy lives a lengthy, neck-injury-free life folk crossed my fingers!

Also, the Doxy Die-cast flames with lube-y fingers as it’s super soft body becomes super slick and slippery. That might not always be an issue–I’m often fully clothed and lying on my sofa when I jack off doxy-style, but when I’m playing in bed with a partner, you can bet there’s plenty of lube everywhere!

So how do I rate the Doxy Die-cast and the cheaper initial Doxy should you just get? Well, when your Dom-ing them, it’s fairly damn good, and loads of fun pressing against a partner or perineum mates. It’s also a fairly damn effective masturbatory instrument that gets me off in less than 5 minutes (using just the first three configurations). It’s almost knocked off the top place of my beloved Tango! It’s silicone non-porous head and sleek metal body offer it the edge (for me) above the original but if you’re struggling with heavy toys it might be one to prevent (unless you’ve got a helpful partner to hold it or you’re interested in becoming a rope wand holder).

The Doxy Die-cast shops at about £ 149.99 ($200) and can be discovered at WilderSides here.

There’s one thing I can’t do in my collection, though –inflict enough suffering to fulfill my own internal masochist. I love pain. Not always, and definitely not when it comes from my angry ovaries or deformed joints, but I want to get everything my body can potentially take and then some when I’m in the mood for it. I’m a sadomasochist, but especially my masochism goes deep. Unlike my partner, I have no powerful submissive tendencies, he likes to be spanked as part of a vibrant D / s and discovers pain just one side of a multifaceted experience. He loves a spanking’s pauses and subtle teas, eager to please me and demonstrate me how courageous he can be. Whereas I have one track mind when I am the one on the receiving end. Pain, kindly, and do not stop for the sake of gods.

So when I was handed this paddle by the beautiful Patrick from Latex Leather and Lace, my first idea was to use it on my partner. It’s much more sturdy than the inexpensive paddles we own and I was quite enthusiastic about the prospect of inflicting on his arse something sadistically slappy and stingy. My second idea was that I wonder if this one is going to cause enough pain to fulfill me at last. Well, I got the response now.

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This paddle is produced of sturdy, soft leather (and therefore NOT VEGAN* sad-face*). The design is pretty lovely–paddles are often simple by definition, but this one feels like something unique thanks to the lovely profound blue and careful neat stitching. Something of quality, something that would brandish any Dominant or Top.

Wielding It

Wielding the Rouge Paddle is a dream. It is lightweight and flexible (despite feeling and looking very dense and strong), making it simple to use for lengthy periods of time. It’s not getting in the manner with this paddle arm ache and my internal sadist can shine through unperturbed.

That flexible lightweightness coupled with a super soft finish makes some slappy smacks serious. The sound is crumbling! Every mid-range hit rapidly bringing up a red blotch like a palm, but with half the effort. This is a useful element if you are willing to see some of a paddling’s instant impacts.

If you feel like spreading a thuddier whack with more weight behind it, attempt to put two fingers directly along the back of the paddle to prevent so much bending.

On The Receiving End

So how does it feel on The Receiving End? Not bad. Not bad. It’s stingy, slappy and elicits a yelp of shock / pain from me sometimes. I’m going to be honest, I’m going to prefer thuddy pain, or grabbing pain, or punchy pain…* purrs distractedly* but when I’m in a mood for wide stinging pain that blushes my cheeks, this paddle fits the bill.

But when I’m really in the mood for pain, I can lie there with this beating for an hour and still don’t feel completely happy or honest… in pain. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s not enough for this paddle. It’s great for light sessions and I think it’s going to be a good first paddle–capable of dishing sting-y hits from a low to mid-range but sadly it’s not quite capable of scratching my own itch.

To sum up, I can’t honestly blame this product, it’s the most beautiful flexible paddle we own (BY A LONG SHOT), and when I’m Dom-ing my partner, it dishes out precisely what I need it to. It may not be mean enough to satisfy me, but don’t let that bring you off unless you have a super-high tolerance of pain and on the extreme side like things a little more!

You can buy this paddle over at Latex Leather and Lace for only £31.99 (and you should because they are wonderful!).