tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77678101178992816372011-07-31T01:58:48.403-03:00Will Mendonçahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03626149178029371357noreply@blogger.comBlogger382125ossspiratashttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with NewsAlloySubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with Yourminis.comSubscribe with Attensa for OutlookSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with netomat HubSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with FlurrySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily Rotationtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-34208415642299446882009-11-25T14:32:00.004-02:002009-11-25T14:42:31.318-02:002009-11-25T14:42:31.318-02:00<span style="color:#000000;">Ultimamente vem crescendo muito esse negócio de Yoga</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Todo mundo diz que é um ótimo exercício pra equilibrar, mente corpo e alma.</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Mas veja as fotos abaixo e conclua o que é melhor... Fazer Yoga ou Tomar Todas?<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;"><br /><br /><br /></span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dUyOGuUI/AAAAAAAAAis/b2-U8qlSSlk/s1600/image0099.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 476px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 227px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081339201534274" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dUyOGuUI/AAAAAAAAAis/b2-U8qlSSlk/s400/image0099.jpg" /></a> <div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dUtkqvlI/AAAAAAAAAik/J4BtM0zsU08/s1600/image0088.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 488px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 209px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081337953992274" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dUtkqvlI/AAAAAAAAAik/J4BtM0zsU08/s400/image0088.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dUVGgeyI/AAAAAAAAAic/ey1u4ck3jjI/s1600/image0077.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 483px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 243px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081331385039650" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dUVGgeyI/AAAAAAAAAic/ey1u4ck3jjI/s400/image0077.jpg" /></a> <div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dULxxlmI/AAAAAAAAAiU/QO7iaPp8uPE/s1600/image0066.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 485px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 229px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081328882161250" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dULxxlmI/AAAAAAAAAiU/QO7iaPp8uPE/s400/image0066.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dE6wB8tI/AAAAAAAAAiM/zNGrH3G7B6A/s1600/image0055.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 488px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 237px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081066613404370" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dE6wB8tI/AAAAAAAAAiM/zNGrH3G7B6A/s400/image0055.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dEChkJEI/AAAAAAAAAiE/Y3zyum3Ul4E/s1600/image0044.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 484px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 224px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081051520345154" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dEChkJEI/AAAAAAAAAiE/Y3zyum3Ul4E/s400/image0044.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dDyFCyEI/AAAAAAAAAh8/kF1aVCOCl6A/s1600/image0033.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 486px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 241px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081047105751106" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dDyFCyEI/AAAAAAAAAh8/kF1aVCOCl6A/s400/image0033.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dDkInGWI/AAAAAAAAAh0/qOb4rB7zaNg/s1600/image0022.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 488px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 212px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081043362617698" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dDkInGWI/AAAAAAAAAh0/qOb4rB7zaNg/s400/image0022.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dDdg36uI/AAAAAAAAAhs/ExmYrGoG7Fw/s1600/image0011.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 498px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408081041585335010" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Sw1dDdg36uI/AAAAAAAAAhs/ExmYrGoG7Fw/s400/image0011.jpg" /></a><br /><div><strong><em>Operação Yoga com Vodca</em></strong></div><div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-3420841564229944688?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_6XGbckjNxCPknkCMXN1g09ILc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_6XGbckjNxCPknkCMXN1g09ILc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_6XGbckjNxCPknkCMXN1g09ILc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_6XGbckjNxCPknkCMXN1g09ILc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/Fi9Am76tY_w" height="1" width="1"/>Diegohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06560529992253253891noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/11/tomar-todas-ou-fazer-yoga.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-13440219205942715482009-11-12T11:19:00.002-02:002009-11-12T11:23:50.788-02:002009-11-12T11:23:50.788-02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Olhe atentamente.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">O que você viu em primeiro lugar?</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_afaAMzPhcas/SvwL6Om7dWI/AAAAAAAAAUU/ppOrhuO3nk8/s1600-h/image001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_afaAMzPhcas/SvwL6Om7dWI/AAAAAAAAAUU/ppOrhuO3nk8/s400/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403206747919447394" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">O que você viu é apenas a dobra da axila da loira segurando a câmera.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Eita mente suja!!! </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Enviado por </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Lucas Bernardo</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">.<br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-1344021920594271548?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X62E5wQki5lNoo-UXUDIbPD-SXs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X62E5wQki5lNoo-UXUDIbPD-SXs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X62E5wQki5lNoo-UXUDIbPD-SXs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X62E5wQki5lNoo-UXUDIbPD-SXs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/GDOalbK9lss" height="1" width="1"/>Will Mendonçahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03626149178029371357noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/11/teste-sua-visao.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-25755583379687672642009-11-04T13:40:00.001-02:002009-11-04T13:40:34.926-02:002009-11-04T13:40:34.926-02:00Numa faculdade de medicina o professor diz:<br /><br />- Os médicos têm que aprender duas coisas<br /><br />importantes:<br /><br />1º - Ter muita atenção.<br /><br />2º - Nem um pouco de nojo.<br /><br />Por isso, vamos fazer um teste.<br /><br />Trouxeram um cadáver e o professor enfiou o<br /><br />dedo no cú do morto; lambeu e mandou todos<br /><br />fazerem o mesmo.<br /><br />Todos se entreolharam, com cara de nojo, mas<br /><br />fizeram o mesmo.<br /><br />Depois que todos lamberam o dedo, o professor<br /><br />disse:<br /><br />- Ótimo! Nojo vocês não têm. Agora só falta a atenção, pois eu enfiei um dedo e lambi outro.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-2575558337968767264?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n92HNteSkvW1VbFcpYVDH4RjnIM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n92HNteSkvW1VbFcpYVDH4RjnIM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n92HNteSkvW1VbFcpYVDH4RjnIM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n92HNteSkvW1VbFcpYVDH4RjnIM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/g18Jk7xGHCg" height="1" width="1"/>Will Mendonçahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03626149178029371357noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/11/o-cu-do-morto.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-85297375258401841332009-10-28T09:51:00.000-02:002009-10-28T09:52:09.051-02:002009-10-28T09:52:09.051-02:00ESSA É PARA A VIDA TODA!<br /><br />Um professor de filosofia, parou na frente da classe e sem dizer uma palavra, pegou um vidro de maionese vazio e o encheu com pedras de uns 2 cm de diâmetro. Olhou para os alunos, e perguntou se o vidro estava cheio.<br /><br />Todos disseram que sim.<br /><br />Ele então, pegou uma caixa com pedregulhos bem pequenos, jogou-os dentro do vidro agitando-o levemente, os pedregulhos rolaram para os espaços entre as pedras.<br /><br />Tornou a perguntar se o vidro estava cheio.<br /><br />Os alunos concordaram: agora sim, estava cheio!<br /><br />Dessa vez, pegou uma caixa com areia e despejou dentro do vidro preenchendo o restante.<br /><br />Olhando calmamente para as crianças o professor disse:<br /><br />- Quero que entendam, que isto, simboliza a vida de cada um de vocês.<br /><br />As pedras, são as coisas importantes: sua família, seus amigos, sua saúde, seus filhos, coisas que preenchem a vida.<br /><br />Os pedregulhos, são as outras coisas que importam: como o emprego, a casa,um carro...<br /><br />A areia, representa o resto: as coisas pequenas...<br /><br />Experimentem colocar, a areia primeiro no vidro, e verão que não caberá as pedras e os pedregulhos...<br /><br />O mesmo vale para suas vidas.<br /><br />Priorizem, cuidar das pedras, do que realmente importa.<br /><br />Estabeleçam suas prioridades.<br /><br />O resto é só areia!<br /><br />Após ouvirem a mensagem tão profunda, um aluno perguntou ao professor se poderia pegar o vidro, que todos acreditavam estar cheio, e fez novamente a pergunta:<br /><br />- Vocês concordam que o vidro esta realmente cheio?<br /><br />Onde responderam, inclusive o professor:<br /><br />- Sim está!<br /><br />Então, ele derramou uma lata de cerveja dentro do vidro.<br /><br />A areia ficou ensopada, pois a cerveja foi preenchendo todos os espaços restantes, e fazendo com que ele, desta vez ficasse realmente cheio.<br /><br />Todos ficaram surpresos e pensativos com a atitude do aluno, incluindo o professor.<br /><br />ENTÃO ELE EXPLICOU:<br /><br />NÃO IMPORTA O QUANTO SUA VIDA ESTEJA CHEIA DE COISAS E PROBLEMAS, SEMPRE SOBRA ESPAÇO PARA UMA CERVEJINHA !!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-8529737525840184133?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/33ZSVU1p3mnDzWrq-OldwRgL_C4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/33ZSVU1p3mnDzWrq-OldwRgL_C4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/33ZSVU1p3mnDzWrq-OldwRgL_C4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/33ZSVU1p3mnDzWrq-OldwRgL_C4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/-VcKDNjfCvg" height="1" width="1"/>Will Mendonçahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03626149178029371357noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/10/so-um-post-pra-acalma-los.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-27957431310992521542009-10-28T09:46:00.003-02:002009-10-28T18:52:50.062-02:002009-10-28T18:52:50.062-02:00Devido ao último semestre de aulas na faculdade, estamos muito atarefados. Todos os colaboradores deste blog estudam juntos.<br />Mas logo estaremos voltando ao normal (ou não).<br /><br />Se alguma alma caridosa quiser nos ajudar com o blog, estamos aguardando.<br />Só mandar um e-mail para <a href="mailto:contato@o3s.com.br">contato@o3s.com.br</a><br />Abraços a todos.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-2795743131099252154?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8LUzctlr1qxF_gGHrOqUabzObKo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8LUzctlr1qxF_gGHrOqUabzObKo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8LUzctlr1qxF_gGHrOqUabzObKo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8LUzctlr1qxF_gGHrOqUabzObKo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/W9yYKatikVk" height="1" width="1"/>Will Mendonçahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03626149178029371357noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/10/desculpem-falta-de-posts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-29363300146815354012009-10-23T12:36:00.006-02:002009-10-23T12:47:06.640-02:002009-10-23T12:47:06.640-02:00<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;">O Homem, até os 20 anos: Avião de Papel.</span><br /><br /></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_3mK0-XI/AAAAAAAAAgs/JMbzhPl11tI/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_3mK0-XI/AAAAAAAAAgs/JMbzhPl11tI/s400/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395804790426237298" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" >Apenas vôos rápidos, de curto alcance e duração.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">O Homem, Dos 20 aos 30: Caça Militar<br /><br /></span></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_3mOZV7I/AAAAAAAAAg0/WvLCgFgEGks/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_3mOZV7I/AAAAAAAAAg0/WvLCgFgEGks/s400/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395804790441203634" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" >Sempre a postos, 7 dias por semana. Ataca qualquer objetivo. Capaz de executar várias missões, mesmo quando separadas por curtos intervalos de tempo.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dos 30 aos 40: Aeronave Comercial de vôos internacionais<br /><br /></span></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_4PVDjRI/AAAAAAAAAg8/r4HC_eoYI5Y/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_4PVDjRI/AAAAAAAAAg8/r4HC_eoYI5Y/s400/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395804801474989330" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" >Opera em horário regular. Destinos de alto nível. Vôos longos, com raros sobressaltos.<br />A clientela chega com grande expectativa; ao final, sai cansada, mas satisfeita.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dos 40 aos 50: Aeronave Comercial de vôos regionais<br /><br /></span></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_4LgM9gI/AAAAAAAAAhE/fH7xw7Ul6LM/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_4LgM9gI/AAAAAAAAAhE/fH7xw7Ul6LM/s400/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395804800448001538" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" >Mantém horários regulares. Destinos bastante conhecidos e rotineiros. Nem sempre decolam no horário previsto, o que demanda mudanças e adaptações que irritam a clientela.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dos 50 aos 60:Aeronave de Carga.<br /><br /></span></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_4dcdaxI/AAAAAAAAAhM/Ajqd6kjXJMw/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuG_4dcdaxI/AAAAAAAAAhM/Ajqd6kjXJMw/s400/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395804805264141074" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" >Preparação intensa e muito trabalho antes da decolagem. Uma vez no ar, manobra lentamente e proporciona menor conforto durante a viagem. A clientela é composta majoritariamente por malas e bagulhos diversos.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dos 60 aos 70: Asa Delta.<br /><br /></span></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuHAfuMPn_I/AAAAAAAAAhU/04vSPyef_vc/s1600-h/6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuHAfuMPn_I/AAAAAAAAAhU/04vSPyef_vc/s400/6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395805479774429170" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" >Exige excelentes condições externas para alçar vôo. Dá um trabalho enorme para decolar e, depois, evita manobras bruscas para não cair antes da hora. Após a aterrissagem, desmonta e guarda o equipamento.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dos 70 aos 80: Planador.<br /><br /></span></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuHAf89EZYI/AAAAAAAAAhc/5uo6M76K0kU/s1600-h/7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuHAf89EZYI/AAAAAAAAAhc/5uo6M76K0kU/s400/7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395805483737310594" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" >Só voa eventualmente e com auxílio de reboque. Repertório de manobras extremamente limitado. Uma vez no chão, precisa de ajuda até para voltar ao hangar.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Após os 80: Modelo em escala.</span><br /></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuHAgQq0LYI/AAAAAAAAAhk/noQx_ufELtY/s1600-h/8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuHAgQq0LYI/AAAAAAAAAhk/noQx_ufELtY/s400/8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395805489029459330" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">Só serve para enfeite. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >Operação Plane</span><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--> <!--[endif]--></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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Veja o que Willian Bonner disse após o Jornal Nacional!<br /><br /><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f4oZepBuv5Y&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f4oZepBuv5Y&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Operação Bonner</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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Ele conseguiu percorrer a distância de 18 m. Veja a Foto:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuGGzKQOoAI/AAAAAAAAAgM/UY1YeSjzc0c/s1600-h/1348091-3989-ga.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuGGzKQOoAI/AAAAAAAAAgM/UY1YeSjzc0c/s400/1348091-3989-ga.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395742042050437122" border="0" /></a><br />Obs: Dá um liga ele atropelando o carinha.<br /><br />Bom esse é mais um pra lista dos seletos homens que andaram sobre a água.<br /><br />Para quem não se lembra, mais uma vez aqui vão os outros 3 homens:<br /><br />1° Jesus Cristo, 2°Pedro e 3° o Ivangivaldo.. lembra dele????? Não?????? Veja a façanha<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuGHbOAXIMI/AAAAAAAAAgU/FBu2_3PSkcA/s1600-h/untitled.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SuGHbOAXIMI/AAAAAAAAAgU/FBu2_3PSkcA/s400/untitled.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395742730252394690" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Operação Smoke on the Water</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-6752975938359484969?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HIrlzo7tW4trIi6MMKtU2AtP_Io/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HIrlzo7tW4trIi6MMKtU2AtP_Io/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HIrlzo7tW4trIi6MMKtU2AtP_Io/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HIrlzo7tW4trIi6MMKtU2AtP_Io/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/iGUB0GOQL1c" height="1" width="1"/>Diegohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06560529992253253891noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/10/por-isso-e-que-eu-nao-caso.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-76228289546358872552009-10-10T09:00:00.000-03:002009-10-10T09:00:00.325-03:002009-10-10T09:00:00.325-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Veja a diferença entre um Motociclista Italiano e um Marroquino</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Italiano:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4J06nT0eI/AAAAAAAAAfk/Zy8-D5R1nBY/s1600-h/mto.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 331px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4J06nT0eI/AAAAAAAAAfk/Zy8-D5R1nBY/s400/mto.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390256608701043170" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Marroquino:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4J1ERAkpI/AAAAAAAAAfs/h5ZvUBKOdAw/s1600-h/marro.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 367px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4J1ERAkpI/AAAAAAAAAfs/h5ZvUBKOdAw/s400/marro.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390256611291861650" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Operação Lambreta</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-6781151201616191128?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxcA7IHjFcKUx4le0iRYWO5w2f8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxcA7IHjFcKUx4le0iRYWO5w2f8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxcA7IHjFcKUx4le0iRYWO5w2f8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxcA7IHjFcKUx4le0iRYWO5w2f8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/4Ou3z05y1LY" height="1" width="1"/>Diegohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06560529992253253891noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/10/pequenas-diferencas-2.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-1589760748419941802009-10-08T14:00:00.000-03:002009-10-08T14:00:01.316-03:002009-10-08T14:00:01.316-03:00<div><div><div><div><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Times New Roman;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;">P</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">RO<span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">MOÇÃO</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;color:blue;" ><span style="color:blue;"> </span></span><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">SONY</span><br /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span>A sony e o Blog d'Osss Piratas lançam a promoção:<br /></span></span></p> </div></div></div></div> <div> </div><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" >Você ganha os aparelhos mais modernos da sony: Uma camera digital de 12 megapixels, um celular com tecnologia 3g e gps.<span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;" ><br /><br />E ainda:</span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" ><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;" ><br />Uma TV LCD Full HD de<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:Verdana;" >70’</span></span><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;" > (já com o decodificador digital incorporado) !!!!</span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" > </span></span><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;" >Essa vale a pena tentar!<br /><br />Para ganhar todos esses prêmios é simples:<span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Basta acertar as seguintes perguntas a respeito da foto abaixo:</span></span> </span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" ><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;" >1) quem está com sono</span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:blue;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:blue;" > </span></span><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(47, 47, 47);font-family:Verdana;" ><br />2) quantas mulheres no grupo<br />3) quem acordou agora<br />4) quais são os dois gêmeos<br />5) quem está com raiva<br />6) quem está alegre </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10pt;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4MKzO-EWI/AAAAAAAAAgE/UOpTW8lNIWw/s1600-h/00F934741A0E447D81C7508D94C32EA01.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 535px; height: 284px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4MKzO-EWI/AAAAAAAAAgE/UOpTW8lNIWw/s400/00F934741A0E447D81C7508D94C32EA01.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390259183700283746" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Operação Zói Rasgadu</span><br /><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10pt;" ><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-158976074841994180?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1UmkSanNUUfWpn54AXrb5JEK6lg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1UmkSanNUUfWpn54AXrb5JEK6lg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1UmkSanNUUfWpn54AXrb5JEK6lg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1UmkSanNUUfWpn54AXrb5JEK6lg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/8plYzxA_c6c" height="1" width="1"/>Diegohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06560529992253253891noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/10/promocao-sony.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-18397479187303966842009-10-08T12:50:00.001-03:002009-10-08T12:52:47.930-03:002009-10-08T12:52:47.930-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Veja o porque Deus deu duas mãos às mulheres:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4KkbQUzBI/AAAAAAAAAf0/VILDelfs_pc/s1600-h/mul.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 360px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4KkbQUzBI/AAAAAAAAAf0/VILDelfs_pc/s400/mul.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390257424916859922" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agora veja porque o homem tem duas mãos:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4Kk-tLdyI/AAAAAAAAAf8/y1DSFmUH4Uc/s1600-h/hom.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/Ss4Kk-tLdyI/AAAAAAAAAf8/y1DSFmUH4Uc/s400/hom.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390257434433124130" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Operação Click</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-7792849834039571907?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iAoJorpXAG-_FRK9nBwvsoPaUmg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iAoJorpXAG-_FRK9nBwvsoPaUmg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iAoJorpXAG-_FRK9nBwvsoPaUmg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iAoJorpXAG-_FRK9nBwvsoPaUmg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/IuN8t9OPGNE" height="1" width="1"/>Gabriel Viuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12970112057460771345noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/09/diferencas-entre-torcedores.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-57653131571020515222009-09-28T08:33:00.001-03:002009-09-28T08:35:06.824-03:002009-09-28T08:35:06.824-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SsCfDPthPCI/AAAAAAAAAe8/K2K-NJjsBh4/s1600-h/ATT1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 535px; height: 603px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SsCfDPthPCI/AAAAAAAAAe8/K2K-NJjsBh4/s400/ATT1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386480032440990754" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Dica da Flávia</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Operação Um zóio no Peixe e outro no Gato</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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Assista até o Final<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object id="1274972" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="EMBED-Sexy Amateur Finally Gets Modeling Job free videos" width="464" height="289"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTI3NDk3Mg=="><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTI3NDk3Mg==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="464" height="289"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://view.break.com/1274972#TellAFriendhttp://stats.break.com/invoke.txt">EMBED-Sexy Amateur Finally Gets Modeling Job</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></span></div><br /><br />Vi ali no <a href="http://oblog.virgula.uol.com.br/asttro/" traget="_blank">Asttro!</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Operação Colgate Triple Max<br /><br /><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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E as contas de luz, água, telefone, internet, celular e cartão de crédito, fazia tempo que ele nem ouvia falar delas.<br /><br />O caso é que a Mariza era um aviãozão, toda gostosa, mesmo com dois filhos o tempo não passava pra ela, era coisa de louco...<br /><br />Marcos guardou a arma na cintura, com muito cuidado para não ser percebido, e foi saindo devagar, para não atrapalhar os dois.<br />Parou na porta da sala, refletiu um pouco e disse pra si mesmo:<br /><br />- O cara paga o aluguel, o supermercado, a escola das crianças, as contas da casa, o carro, o shopping, todas as despesas e eu ainda vou pra cama com ela todos os dias...<br /><br />E, fechando a porta atrás de si, concluiu sorrindo:<br /><br />'Puta que o pariu... o CORNO É ELE!!!!!</b> <br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">obs: qualquer semelhança com os nomes é mera coincidência (ou não).</span></b></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! Agradecimentos: Equipe Osss Piratas<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7767810117899281637-4238313184022225478?l=ossspiratas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mrsFjOvkqOp6mudkdIdqJNe9GwI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mrsFjOvkqOp6mudkdIdqJNe9GwI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mrsFjOvkqOp6mudkdIdqJNe9GwI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mrsFjOvkqOp6mudkdIdqJNe9GwI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ossspiratas/~4/RRCIgUKOP8M" height="1" width="1"/>Will Mendonçahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03626149178029371357noreply@blogger.com0http://ossspiratas.blogspot.com/2009/09/pura-verdade.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7767810117899281637.post-44920034750100259872009-09-17T18:44:00.002-03:002009-09-17T18:47:20.870-03:002009-09-17T18:47:20.870-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_afaAMzPhcas/SrKuDOu-3sI/AAAAAAAAAUE/1yHv5h_brwI/s1600-h/chuck.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 560px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_afaAMzPhcas/SrKuDOu-3sI/AAAAAAAAAUE/1yHv5h_brwI/s400/chuck.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382555875179159234" /><br /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></span></div></div><b>O Chuck é foda mesmo!</b><div><b><br /></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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Ex: puta que o pariu, mas que merda, não fode<br /><b>Are baguandi</b> - Espanto. Ex:Mas que merda, mas que caraio<br /><b>Baguan Keliê</b> - Susto. Ex: puts que cagada<br /><b>Atcha</b> - Quando se concorda com algo. Ex: massa, tesão<br /><b>Atchatchatchactha</b> - Quando se concorda muito com algo. Ex: Tesão pacaralho<br /><b>Firangui</b> - Biscate<br /><b>Tik</b> - pode crer<br /><b>Tik Tik</b> - Pode crer to ligado<br /><b>Tik Tik Tik</b> - Pode crer to ligado na parada<br /><b>Tchâlo</b> - calma fio, calma fia<br /><b>Mamadi</b> - Véia<br /><b>Dadi</b> - Véio<br /><b>Nahim</b> - nem fudendo<br /><b>Shukriá</b> - Valeu aí mano<br /><b>Namastê</b> - vai na fé, e aí<br /><b>Chai</b> - Pinga, cachaça, véio barrero</p><p align="left"><br /></p><p align="left">Post copiado na íntegra do <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><a href="http://lagmental.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Lag Mental</a></span></b></p><p align="left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><br /></b></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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Piscina<br /><br />Uma brincadeira tradicional entre amigos dentro de uma piscina é a briga de galo.<br /><br />Consiste em um jogo feito com no minimo 4 pessoas, onde uma pessoa sobe nos ombros de outra e o objetivo é derrubar a outra dupla de competidores.<br /><br />Dá uma olhada no exemplo<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrJggxtHdEI/AAAAAAAAAe0/dKs16JaQVd0/s1600-h/drowning-fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 381px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrJggxtHdEI/AAAAAAAAAe0/dKs16JaQVd0/s400/drowning-fail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382470620875813954" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Operação Water-Rinha</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 372px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMMBayCrI/AAAAAAAAAd0/cLUq5hOGbek/s400/49-Aug-31-2009-Baseball-face-fail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382166799107361458" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMMi3IFfI/AAAAAAAAAd8/KnCDl1b_Vvw/s1600-h/baseball-fail-mike.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMMi3IFfI/AAAAAAAAAd8/KnCDl1b_Vvw/s400/baseball-fail-mike.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382166808084616690" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMM99gsfI/AAAAAAAAAeE/XlTuVsqx5ZQ/s1600-h/bunt-fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 374px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMM99gsfI/AAAAAAAAAeE/XlTuVsqx5ZQ/s400/bunt-fail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382166815359152626" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMNX8mT1I/AAAAAAAAAeM/SUaJhOoh_LU/s1600-h/groinbaseball.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 391px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMNX8mT1I/AAAAAAAAAeM/SUaJhOoh_LU/s400/groinbaseball.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382166822334648146" border="0" /></a><br />2º Dica: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Corra rápido para as bases, mas cuidado ao parar</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMn-X1RII/AAAAAAAAAeU/aBh8RyE71FU/s1600-h/040.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 233px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFMn-X1RII/AAAAAAAAAeU/aBh8RyE71FU/s400/040.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382167279326020738" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Agora se você não gosta de se esforçar, a dica é pegar sua cerveja e ficar tranquilo na arquibancada assistindo esse maravilhoso jogo.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFNwC979mI/AAAAAAAAAek/yfSweKjrhbU/s1600-h/108.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 307px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFNwC979mI/AAAAAAAAAek/yfSweKjrhbU/s400/108.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382168517510166114" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFNvxGIn_I/AAAAAAAAAec/JAb8RbV4hW0/s1600-h/funny_baseball_fail_bat%5B2%5D.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 306px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFNvxGIn_I/AAAAAAAAAec/JAb8RbV4hW0/s400/funny_baseball_fail_bat%5B2%5D.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382168512712712178" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFNwapNvVI/AAAAAAAAAes/lAP-xAeuQSA/s1600-h/trauma.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 366px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KMVcRmg98FI/SrFNwapNvVI/AAAAAAAAAes/lAP-xAeuQSA/s400/trauma.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382168523865701714" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fica aí nossa dica de esporte da Semana.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Operação Baseball Fail</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visitem http://www.ossspiratas.com e naveguem pelo contéúdo completo do nosso blog! 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