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2011-09-26T11:09:00.002+08:00

The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds.
The skeleton of an average 160-pound body weighs about 29 pounds.
By age 60, most people have lost half their taste buds.
A person who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day will (on average) lose two teeth every 10 years.
90 percent of the population has an "innie" belly button.
The average human will shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
A fingernail or toenail takes about six months to a year to grow from base to tip.
The human body has 70,000 miles of blood vessels.
The thumbnail grows the slowest. The middle nail grows the fastest.
The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella.
The surface of the human skin is 21.5 square feet (2 m²).

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

2010-08-11T21:37:00.001+08:00

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below.

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange
(of course)

Easy? Not really.

Angler Fish

2010-03-25T14:36:00.004+08:00

The female Angler Fish possesses the glowing 'fishing rod' that it uses to lure prey in the dark. The male however is only about 1/20th the size of the female. It attaches itself to his horrific goddess by burrowing its teeth, the female then 'feeds' him ex-utero style until eventually he loses his eyeballs, internal organs and finally his life. By then, she'll already have his sperm so it doesn't matter.

Mexican Walking Fish

2010-03-25T14:23:00.005+08:00

The Mexican Walking Fish is an endangered caecilian that can be found off the coast of Mexico.

Mistakes

2010-03-19T00:03:00.005+08:00

If a barber makes a mistake,
It is a
New Style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a
New path

If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a
New Venture

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a
New Generation

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a
New Law

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a
New Invention

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a
New Fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a
New Theory

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a
New idea

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a

'Mistake' No arguement, please!

Chuck Norris Part 2

2010-03-03T09:50:00.004+08:00

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won!

In an average room there are 1256 objects Chuck Norris can use to kill you. Including the room itself.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.

Chuck Norris Part 1

2010-02-19T12:58:00.003+08:00

Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in tennis.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris had the idea of selling his urine as a canned beverage. We know it as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

The Bible was originally titled 'Chuck Norris and Friends'.

When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands, it became known as The Islands.

A Handicapped parking sign does not imply that this spot is for handicapped people. It is a warning that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris is the ONLY man that can slam a revolving door.

There are two things that can cut diamonds.. other diamonds and Chuck Norris.

How many years does it take to make a billion seconds?

2010-02-18T12:28:00.004+08:00

There are around 1 billion seconds in 32 years!

Squirrels are the cause of millions of trees planted around the world when they bury nuts and forget where they hid them!

The novel 'Gatsby' was written by Ernest Vincent Wright and contains over 50,000 words - all of which do not contain the letter E!

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions.

Oh, and rice paper does not have rice in it.

Need to know

2009-11-17T15:27:00.003+08:00

An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged. They all taste sweet.

According to legend, tea originated in China when tea leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water.

Frozen food can be just as nutritious as fresh food.

Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from producing tears.

In 1994, 7-Eleven coined the term "brain freeze." The word was developed to explain the feeling people get when drinking a Slurpee.

Alcohol beverages have all 13 minerals necessary for human life.

An egg that is fresh will sink in water, but a stale one won't.

King Henry

2009-11-05T16:50:00.002+08:00

Jokes not to be missed

2009-10-31T14:14:00.002+08:00

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when you leave her a virgin.
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both are pregnant!
Tragedy: When you are Not responsible 4 both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?

Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u? To see if u really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today,
tomorrow u have to do it again.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death !

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.

What's the difference between a bomb and a condom?
In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.

The Snail

2009-10-15T20:44:00.001+08:00

Check out his channel for more funny and dangerous acts

Global Inequality In Domestic Use Of Energy

2009-09-27T00:50:00.007+08:00

1 US
2 UK
3 Hong Kong
5 Chileans
6 Iraqis
10 Chinese
12 Zambians
16 Indians
23 Nepalese
28 Ethiopians
50 Bangladeshis

It mean comsumption of energy of 1 US resident is approximate to 50 Bangladeshis...

What do you see?

2009-09-13T11:48:00.002+08:00

lol pay particular attention to the orange stripes

Very Smart Commercials

2009-09-03T20:13:00.022+08:00

Cadbury Eyebrows

2009-08-29T02:54:00.003+08:00

Official version versus Syncsta version

Official Version

Syncsta Version

They are much more pontential...

Credit to : Jack

Funny Advertisement

2009-08-29T02:53:00.005+08:00

Toyota Unser

I might get lost too...

Credit to : Jack

World Fastest Animal

2009-08-28T06:03:00.009+08:00

World Fastest Land Animal

The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. With acceleration that would leave most automobiles in the dust, a cheetah can go from 0 to 60 miles (96 kilometers) an hour in only three seconds. These big cats are quite nimble at high speed and can make quick and sudden turns in pursuit of prey.

Before unleashing their speed, cheetahs use exceptionally keen eyesight to scan their grassland environment for signs of prey—especially antelope and hares. This big cat is a daylight hunter that benefits from stealthy movement and a distinctive spotted coat that allows it to blend easily into high, dry grasses.

When the moment is right a cheetah will sprint after its quarry and attempt to knock it down. Such chases cost the hunter a tremendous amount of energy and are usually over in less than a minute. If successful, the cheetah will often drag its kill to a shady hiding place to protect it from opportunistic animals that sometimes steal a kill before the cheetah can eat. Cheetahs need only drink once every three to four days.

Female cheetahs typically have a litter of three cubs and live with them for one and a half to two years. Young cubs spend their first year learning from their mother and practicing hunting techniques with playful games. Male cheetahs live alone or in small groups, often with their littermates.

Most wild cheetahs are found in eastern and southwestern Africa. Perhaps only 12,000 of these big cats remain, and those are under pressure as the wide-open grasslands they favor are disappearing at the hands of human settlers.

World Fastest Ocean Animal

Sailfish are two species of fishes in the genus Istiophorus, living in warmer sections of all the oceans of the world. They are blue to grey in color and have a characteristic erectile dorsal fin known as a sail, which often stretches the entire length of the back. Another notable characteristic is the elongated bill, resembling that of the swordfish and other marlins.

Both species of sailfishes grow quickly, reaching 1.2-1.5 m (4-5 ft) in length in a single year, and feed on the surface or at mid-depths on smaller pelagic forage fish and squid. Individuals have been clocked at speeds of up to 110 km/h (70 mph), which is the highest speed reliably reported in a fish. Generally, sailfish do not grow to more than 3 m (10 ft) in length and rarely weigh over 90 kg (200 lb), although larger specimens have been seen off the shores of Costa Rica.

The sail is normally kept folded down and to the side when swimming, but it may be raised when the sailfish feels threatened or excited, making the fish appear much larger than it actually is. This tactic has also been observed during feeding, when a group of sailfish use their sails to "herd" a school of fish or squid.

Sailfish are highly prized game fish and are known for their incredible jumps. The sailfish also turns its body light blue with stripes when excited, confusing some fish and making it easier to catch prey.

World Fastest Flying Animal

The Peregrine Falcon (Falco peregrinus), also known simply as the Peregrine, and historically as the "Duck Hawk" in North America, is a cosmopolitan bird of prey in the family Falconidae. It is a large, crow-sized falcon, with a blue-gray back, barred white underparts, and a black head and "moustache". It can reach speeds over 322 km/h (200 mph) in a dive, making it the fastest animal in the world. As is common with bird-eating raptors, the female is much bigger than the male. Experts recognize 17–19 subspecies, which vary in appearance and range; there is disagreement over whether the distinctive Barbary Falcon is a subspecies or a distinct species.

The Peregrine's breeding range includes land regions from the Arctic tundra to the Tropics. It can be found nearly everywhere on Earth, except extreme polar regions, very high mountains, and most tropical rainforests; the only major ice-free landmass from which it is entirely absent is New Zealand. This makes it the world's most widespread bird of prey. Both the English and scientific names of this species mean "wandering falcon", referring to the migratory habits of many northern populations.

While its diet consists almost exclusively of medium-sized birds, the Peregrine will occasionally hunt small mammals, small reptiles or even insects. It reaches sexual maturity at one year, and mates for life. It nests in a scrape, normally on cliff edges or, in recent times, on tall human-made structures. The Peregrine Falcon became an endangered species in many areas due to the use of pesticides, especially DDT. Since the ban on DDT from the beginning of the 1970s onwards, the populations recovered, supported by large scale protection of nesting places and releases to the wild.

10 Most Poisonous Animals in the World

2009-08-27T22:41:00.002+08:00

10. Puffer Fish

Puffer Fishare the second most poisonous vertebrate on earth (the first one is golden dart Frog).
The meat of some species is a delicacy in both Japan (as fugu) and Korea (as bok-uh) but the problem is that the skin and certain
organs of many puffer fish are very poisonous to humans.

This puffy fish produce rapid and violent death..Puffers poisoning causes deadening of the tongue and lips, dizziness, vomiting, rapid heart rate, difficulty breathing, and muscle paralysis. Victims die from suffocation as diaphragm muscles are paralyzed.
Most of the victims die after four to 24 hours.
There is no known antidote, Most deaths from fugu happen when untrained people catch and prepare the fish.

Statistics show that there were 20 to 44 incidents of fugu poisoning per year between 1996 and 2006 in all of Japan
and up to six incidents per year led to death.
Since Fugus poison can cause near instantaneous death, only licensed chefs are allowed to prepare it.

9. Poison Dart Frog

If you ever happen to be running through the rain forests somewhere in Central or South America ,
do not ever pick up beautiful and colorful frogs - it can be the Poison Dart Frog.
This frog is probably the most poisonous animal on earth.
The 2 inch long (5cm) golden poison dart frog has enough venom to kill 10 adult humans or 20,000 mice.
Only 2 micrograms of this lethal toxin (the amount that fits on the head of a pin) is capable of killing a human or other large mammal.
They are called dart frogs because indigenous Amerindians use of their toxic secretions to poison the tips of their blow-darts..
Poison dart frogs keep their poison in their skins and will sicken or kill anybody who touches or eats it.

8. Inland Taipan

The prize for The Worlds Most Venomous Snake goes to the Inland Taipan of Australia .
Just a single bite from this snake contains enough venom to kill 100 human adults or an army of 250,000 mice.
Its venom is at least 200 - 400 times more toxic than a common cobra.
The Inland Taiwans extremely neurotoxic venom can kill an adult human in as little as 45 minutes.
Fortunately this snake is very shy and there have been no documented human fatalities (all known bites were treated with antivenin).

7. The Brazilian wandering spider

The Brazilian Wandering Spider(Phoneutria) or banana spider appears in the Guinness Book of World Records 2007
for the most venomous spider and is the spider responsible for most human deaths.

This spider is believed to have the most potent neurotoxic venom of any living spider. Only 0.006mg (0.00000021oz) is sufficient to kill a mouse.
They are also so dangerous because of their wandering nature.
They often hide during daytime in highly populated areas inside houses, clothes, boots, and cars.

Its venomous bite causes not only intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections
lasting for many hours that lead to impotence.

6. Stonefish

Maybe Stonefish would never win a beauty contest, but it would definitely win the top prize for being The World Most Venomous Fish.
Its venom causes such a severe pain that the victims of its sting want the affected limb to be amputated. It is described as the worst pain known to man.
It is accompanied with possible shock, paralysis, and tissue death. If not given medical attention within a couple of hours It can be fatal to humans.

Stonefish stores its toxins in gruesome-looking spines that are designed to hurt would-be predators.

Stonefish mostly live above the tropic of Capricorn, often found in the shallow tropical marine waters of the Pacific and Indian oceans,
ranging from the Red Sea to the Queensland Great Barrier Reef.

5. Death Stalker Scorpion

Contrarily to the popular belief most of the scorpions are relatively harmless to humans as stings produce only local effects (pain, numbness or swelling). However, the Death Starker Scorpion is highly dangerous species because its venom is a powerful cocktail of neurotoxins which causes an intense and unbearable pain, then fever, followed by coma, convulsions, paralysis and death. Fortunately, while a sting from this scorpion is extremely painful, it would be unlikely to kill a healthy, adult human. Young children, the old, or infirm (with a heart condition) are at the biggest risk.
Death stalker scorpions are spread in North Africa and Middle East .

4. Blue-Ringed Octopus

The Blue-Ringed Octopus is very small, only the size of a golf ball, but its venom is so powerful that can kill a human. Actually it carries enough poison to kill 26 adult humans within minutes, and there is no antidote. They are currently recognized as one of the worlds most venomous animals.

Its painless bite may seem harmless, but the deadly neurotoxins begin working immediately resulting in muscular weakness, numbness, followed by a cessation and breathing and ultimately death.

They can be found in tide pools in the Pacific Ocean, from Japan to Australia .

3. Marbled Cone Snail

This little beautiful looking Marbled Cone snail can be as deadly as any other animal on this list.
One drop of its venom is so powerful that it can kill more than 20 humans.
If you ever happen to be in warm salt water environment (where these snails are often found) and see it, dont even think of picking it up.
Of course, the true purpose of its venom is to catch its prey.

Symptoms of a cone snail sting can start immediately or can be delayed in onset for days.
It results in intense pain, swelling, numbness and tingling. Severe cases involve muscle paralysis, vision changes and breathing failure.
There is no antivenom. However, only about 30 human deaths have been recorded from cone snail envenomation.

2. King Cobra

The King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) is the worlds longest venomous snake - growing up to 5.6 m (18.5 ft) in length.
Ophiophagus, literally means snake-eater as it eats other snakes.. One single bite of this deadly snake can easily kill a human.
This snake is even capable of killing a full-grown Asian Elephant within 3 hours if the larger animal is bitten in a vulnerable area such as the trunk.

Its venom is not as toxic as other venomous snakes, but King Cobra is capable of injecting 5 times more venom than black mamba and can result in mortality up to 5 times faster than that of the black mamba. It is quite widespread, ranging across South and South-east Asia , living in dense highland forests.

1. Box Jellyfish

The top prize for The World Most Venomous Animal,would go to the Box Jellyfish.
It has caused at least 5,567 recorded deaths since 1954.
Their venom is among the most deadly in the world. Its toxins attack the heart, nervous system, and skin cells. And the worst part of it is that jelly box venom is so overpoweringly painful, that human victims go in shock, drown or die of heart failure before even reaching shore. Survivors experience pain weeks after the contact with box jellies..

You have virtually no chance to survive the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. After a sting, vinegar should be applied for a minimum of 30 seconds. Vinegar has acetic acid, which disables the box jellys nematocysts that have not yet discharged into the bloodstream (though it will not alleviate the pain). Wearing panty hose while swimming is also a good prevention measure since it can prevent jellies from being able to harm your legs.

Jelly box can be found in the waters around Asia and Australia .

Care Yourself

2009-08-22T00:32:00.008+08:00

1. Reduce volume of tea.

2. Do not eat bread which JUST toasted.

3. Get a distance from charger.

4. Drink more water at the morning, less in the night.

5. Do not drink coffee twice a day.

6. Reduce volume of oily food.

7. Best sleeping time is from 10 at night to 6 at the morning.

8. Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.

9. Do not take alcohol more than a cup daily.

10. Do not take capsule with cool water.

11. Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.

12. 8 hours lack of sleep will make a person stupid.

13. People who get used of napping will not get old easily.

14. If you can't get on early morning runs, 5-8 at the afternoon is a great time for jogging.

15. When battery left last grid, do not answer the phone. The radiation is 1000 times.

16. Answer the phone by left ear. It'll spoil your brain directly by using right ear.

17. Do not use earphone for long time. Rest your ear awhile after 1 hour.

Hotels Around The World: Part 1

2009-08-01T12:00:00.009+08:00

1.Sala Silvergruva (Sweden)

Picture this: a single suite, 155m underground in historic Sala Silvermine, one of the world's best preserved mine settings. During its heyday, production amounted to more than 3 tons of silver a year at Sala, and a total of more than 400 tons of silver and about 40,000 tons of lead were extracted - completely by hand!

If you wake up in the middle of the night and have to use the bathroom, make sure you turn right or else you'll end up exploring dark winding galleries, vast caverns and magic lakes.

2.Waterworld Hotel (China)

Atkin's Architecture Group won first prize for an international design competition with this stunning entry. Set in a spectacular water filled quarry in Songjiang, China, the 400 bed resort hotel is uniquely constructed within the natural elements of the quarry. Underwater public areas and guest rooms add to the uniqueness, but the resort also boasts cafes, restaurants and sporting facilities.

3.Hôtel de Glace (Canada)

Made entirely of ice and snow, this unique one-story structure has been rebuilt each year since 2000. The 9th season of the Ice Hotel lasted from January 4th through March 29th 2009. The Ice Hotel has become an unparalleled and world-famous winter experience.

4.Everland (Paris)

Everland is a hotel with only one room, including a bathroom, a king-size bed and a lounge. What makes it so different is that -because it is also an art installation- this hotel travels! The Everland has been ‘parked' in the most unsual places, like the roof-deck of the Museum of Contemporary Art in Leipzig, Germany, or the roof of Palais de Tokyo (with a spectacular view on the Eiffel Tower) in Paris.

5.Jumbo Hostel (Stockholm)

Stockholm is the house of this wacky hotel, the first aircraft inn. This abandoned Boeing 747 jumbo jet was saved from being trashed metal to become a 25-room hotel sited in Stockholm's Arlanda airport.

Amateur

2009-07-23T19:44:00.006+08:00

I am speechless! This video is amazing

Random Facts

2009-07-23T19:35:00.007+08:00

Dogs who bark continuously can get laryngitis, just like humans, but it takes longer. Canine vocal cords are thicker and take longer to get irritated.

Karate’s pinnacle black belt came out of thrift rather than choice; it was cheaper to just dye the same belt again and again rather than replace it six times.

Descartes was attracted to cross-eyed women.

Talk about protective parenting. According to Mayan tradition, a mother should cover her newborn’s face for the first year of life in order to drive away evil spirits, a practice still carried out in rural Guatemala.

Unable to prevent the use of the word “spam” to represent unwanted email messages, the Hormel company now uses all-capital letters in referencing its canned pork product.

The @ sign was very close to being eliminated from the standard keyboard until 1971, when Ray Tomlinson wrote it into the code used to send the first email.

“Cleaner shrimp” feed off the parasites that live on fish. To attract passersby in the market for a cleaning, the shrimp do a little dance. Fish taken in by the shrimps’ choreographed moves will respond by “striking a pose,” which signals the cleaner shrimp to start washing and waxing like an underwater car wash.

The highest temperature ever recorded on earth was a searing 136° F. The scorcher occurred in Al Aziziyah, Libya on September 13, 1922.

The disease known as “chicken pox” has nothing to do with poultry. It earned the name because it was originally thought to be a weak strain of smallpox.

Horses and donkeys are of different species. In order to get what we call a “mule,” a horse and donkey must mate and have an offspring. Any offspring between two different species will be sterile and unable to reproduce.

Tuesday Island, Wednesday Island, Thursday Island and Friday Island all exist in the Torres Strait off the coast of Australia.

The Barcolo Manufacturing Company of Buffalo, New York, started the American tradition of the office “coffee break.” In 1902 they offered free coffee to their employees in order to boost morale, as well as a few free minutes in which to enjoy it.

Only half of a dolphin’s brain sleeps at a time. The other half that’s awake makes the dolphin come up for air when needed to prevent drowning.

Canada has more lakes than all other countries combined!

The small “You Are Here” sticker that indicates your position on a map has a name — it’s called an ideo locator.

Mushroom clouds can be created by any huge explosion; they aren’t specific to atomic blasts.

The first cellular phone measured 9″ x 5″ and weighed 2.5 lbs. It was developed by Dr. Martin Cooper, who worked for Motorola.

The original city to be the home for Disney World was NOT Orlando, Florida. It was St Louis, Missouri.

The longest jellyfish on record measured 160 feet, more than half the length of a football field.

Lions, tigers, and pumas rarely suffer from hairballs since their diet includes a fair amount of grass, as well as the bones of their prey. The combination helps thoroughly cleanse their digestive tracts.

Taste buds aren’t just located on the tongue, but also on the roof of the mouth, and even in the front of the throat.

Creative Thinking

2009-07-18T23:35:00.010+08:00

Advertisement for a Seafood Restaurant

Advertisement for the new Brabus Smartcar

How to Apply for a Job at McD

2009-07-16T21:00:00.005+08:00

This is a supposedly actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida........ and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bushmal

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz Style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a More intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM

LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR

KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries

Credits to : Charles