Odin and Friends http://www.odinandfriends.com What doesn't kill you makes you laugh Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:02:54 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 odinandfriendshttp://feedburner.google.com Under Construction… Literally http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/odinandfriends/~3/L2ci2UQoqKo/under-construction-literally http://www.odinandfriends.com/under-construction-literally#comments Fri, 13 Jul 2012 02:34:45 +0000 admin http://www.odinandfriends.com/?p=3410 Heja, Odinites. Got some good news and bad. The good news is that I am now a mead hall owner. No, I didn’t just purchase a bar… my wife and I finally got our act together and purchased a house! The bad news is that I have to take a little break from the cartoon while I get the place in working order and move in. According to the home inspector, the place is “in a state of deferred maintenance,” which means I have a giant list of things to do to before moving in. So Odin and Friends will be on low power for a little bit. But stay tuned! I’m going to try and sneak out a few cartoons here and there while pushing to get back on schedule in about a month or so. And if anyone knows any Norse housewarming rituals, let me know!

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Works for me!]]> Comic

Jesus says chillWorks for me!

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Probably best this way. I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t looking forward to Polar Bear Wrestling and the Ordeal of the Flaming Log (see last week’s cartoons).]]> Comic

Giant SeasonProbably best this way. I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t looking forward to Polar Bear Wrestling and the Ordeal of the Flaming Log (see last week’s cartoons).

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Planetary Colonization Schedule: Moon Base – 2015. Mars Base, Venus Base – 2020 (two teams, friendly competition; first team who makes it gets a year of free oxygen). Jupiter Base, Mercury Base – 2025 (establishing colonies on moons of gaseous giants counts as success). Saturn Base – 2030. Uranus Base – 2035. Neptune Base – [...]]]> Comic

Planetary Colonization SchedulePlanetary Colonization Schedule:

Moon Base – 2015.

Mars Base, Venus Base – 2020 (two teams, friendly competition; first team who makes it gets a year of free oxygen).

Jupiter Base, Mercury Base – 2025 (establishing colonies on moons of gaseous giants counts as success).

Saturn Base – 2030.

Uranus Base – 2035.

Neptune Base – 2040.

Pluto Base (Pluto is still a planet) – 2045.

Planet X – 2050. Bonus points for killing Rodan.

Let’s get it on!

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The Ordeal of the Flaming Log. Giant Baiting. Polar Bear Wrestling. Trial by Liquid Metal. I will leave the details of these ominous tests to your imagination!]]> Comic

Polar BearThe Ordeal of the Flaming Log. Giant Baiting. Polar Bear Wrestling. Trial by Liquid Metal. I will leave the details of these ominous tests to your imagination!

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The Summer Solstice is here! How are you celebrating?]]> Comic

Dragon headThe Summer Solstice is here! How are you celebrating?

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Father’s Day has come and gone. Odin’s sons have all respected their father’s orders not to give him sappy cards and useless gifts. All except one… How can Odin not get sentimental at a time like this? What a fantastic gift! Happy Allfather’s Day and Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads out there… [...]]]> Comic

Tofu CubeFather’s Day has come and gone. Odin’s sons have all respected their father’s orders not to give him sappy cards and useless gifts. All except one…

How can Odin not get sentimental at a time like this? What a fantastic gift! Happy Allfather’s Day and Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads out there… a little late, I know.

New laws for humanity continue on Thursday!

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Child sacrifice? I know, folks — it’s not a funny topic, but the thought of unruly gnomes breaking Odin’s plates is pretty horrifying too. There must be a solution. And let’s face it, there are too many people on this planet. Maybe we don’t need to limit our numbers by sending children to labor on [...]]]> Comic

Kitchen gnomesChild sacrifice? I know, folks — it’s not a funny topic, but the thought of unruly gnomes breaking Odin’s plates is pretty horrifying too. There must be a solution. And let’s face it, there are too many people on this planet. Maybe we don’t need to limit our numbers by sending children to labor on Asgard, but can we at least start colonizing some new planets to thin this one out? Let’s show a little Viking spirit and get some people into space.

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No television for the physically unfit? I think the idea may have some merit, at least for those of us who don’t have a medical excuse. I mean, a good medical excuse. Seems like everyone has a medical excuse nowadays for just about everything. Fortunately, I don’t watch television, so I can continue to eat [...]]]> Comic

Odin BookNo television for the physically unfit? I think the idea may have some merit, at least for those of us who don’t have a medical excuse. I mean, a good medical excuse. Seems like everyone has a medical excuse nowadays for just about everything. Fortunately, I don’t watch television, so I can continue to eat Cheez-Its on the couch while reading comic books. Wait a sec — I don’t have a couch either. I only wish I was lying to you!

More laws on Thursday. They only get worse from here.

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Woohoo! New laws for humanity coming soon. Finally, a reason to climb out of the muck! Order and meaning are just around the corner. Tune in next week, let’s see what Odin has in store…]]> Comic

Odin SmokeWoohoo! New laws for humanity coming soon. Finally, a reason to climb out of the muck! Order and meaning are just around the corner. Tune in next week, let’s see what Odin has in store…

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