tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22937995669100876682023-06-20T07:02:33.353-07:00Fatos CHUCK NORRISochucknorris.blogspot.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger135125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-10643963865152316702009-09-20T08:31:00.002-07:002009-09-20T08:32:29.685-07:00135<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">As maiores causas de morte nos Estados Unidos são: 1) Ataque cardíaco, 2) Chuck Norris, 3) Câncer.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-73876292921202509982009-09-20T08:31:00.001-07:002009-09-20T08:31:47.320-07:00134<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris tem três joelhos em cada perna.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-71033883730660050042009-09-20T08:30:00.002-07:002009-09-20T08:31:23.069-07:00133<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Para evitar tsunamis, Chuck Norris não dá mais saltos triplos mortais no oceano. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-4236422275667275912009-09-20T08:30:00.001-07:002009-09-20T08:30:48.198-07:00132<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">O ingrediente ativo no Red Bull é o suor de Chuck Norris.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-48537303688958678042009-09-20T08:29:00.002-07:002009-09-20T08:30:18.614-07:00131<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">No dia dos namorados, Chuck Norris dá para a sua mulher o coração ainda batendo de um de seus inimigos. Para ser mais romântico, Chuck Norris acredita que todo dia é dia dos namorados.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-220611910027972662009-09-20T08:29:00.001-07:002009-09-20T08:29:39.954-07:00130<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris é a razão pela qual você é homem.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-54719853168989031592009-09-20T08:28:00.002-07:002009-09-20T08:29:19.259-07:00129<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris não usa loção pós-barba. Ele usa magma líquido incandescente. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-68676426441374830782009-09-20T08:28:00.001-07:002009-09-20T08:28:44.616-07:00128<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris pode dividir o átomo. Com as mãos amarradas.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-80573794715597233902009-09-20T08:27:00.002-07:002009-09-20T08:28:19.373-07:00127<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Moisés orou. E Chuck Norris abriu o Mar Vermelho com apenas um roundhouse kick.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-80276594416999175132009-09-20T08:27:00.001-07:002009-09-20T08:27:44.556-07:00126<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris esteve frente a frente com o diabo. O diabo caiu duro para trás.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-11595053552233848032009-09-03T06:47:00.002-07:002009-09-03T06:48:21.225-07:00125<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">O plano de emergência da Terra em caso de invasão alienígena é Chuck Norris. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-48275391297024231432009-09-03T06:47:00.001-07:002009-09-03T06:47:43.048-07:00124<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Existem quatro métodos legais de sentença de morte nos Estados Unidos: injeção letal, câmara de gás, cadeira elétrica e Chuck Norris.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-19991801454119572242009-09-03T06:46:00.004-07:002009-09-03T06:47:13.397-07:00123<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris é tão poderoso que faz qualquer vírus ficar doente. Ele é responsável pela erradicação da varíola.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-18372888262263079412009-09-03T06:46:00.003-07:002009-09-03T06:46:47.780-07:00122<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Não existe a tecla Control no teclado de Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris está sempre no controle.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-58164664278211715582009-09-03T06:46:00.001-07:002009-09-03T06:46:26.411-07:00121<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">O vento deslocado por um roundhouse kick de Chuck Norris pode ser sentido a 2 milhões de kilômetros de distância.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-19346397500278080302009-09-03T06:45:00.003-07:002009-09-03T06:45:36.853-07:00120<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris não sabe deste site. Se soubesse, apagaria toda a Internet. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-32676681746872467472009-09-03T06:45:00.001-07:002009-09-03T06:45:18.116-07:00119<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris viaja a velocidade de Norris. A luz não se atreveria a ultrapassá-lo.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-56991845425355954182009-09-03T06:44:00.001-07:002009-09-03T06:44:52.755-07:00118<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris nunca olhou um bebê nos olhos porque certamente o faria chorar, mas se olhasse provavelmente faria o bebê querer socar outro bebê.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-20931421862889007482009-09-03T06:43:00.002-07:002009-09-03T06:44:09.104-07:00117<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris jogou uma vez rugby contra si mesmo. Ninguém venceu.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-25850716793421755002009-09-03T06:43:00.001-07:002009-09-03T06:43:48.428-07:00116<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">A invasão do Iraque só foi rápida porque a guarda de Saddam Hussein interceptou a mensagem: "Chuck Norris está vindo".</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-11072506973209739122009-09-03T06:42:00.002-07:002009-09-03T06:43:14.279-07:00115<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">A Távola Redonda acabou por causa de um roundhouse kick de Chuck Norris. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-88112559434612310122009-09-03T06:42:00.001-07:002009-09-03T06:42:48.207-07:00114<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Para evitar Chuck Norris, um raio nunca cai no mesmo lugar.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-69450333664322594742009-09-03T06:41:00.002-07:002009-09-03T06:42:17.848-07:00113<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Sempre que algum chefe de estado pergunta ao presidente dos Estados Unidos "Qual é sua nova arma secreta?", ele simplesmente responde: Chuck Norris. E o assunto acaba.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-77808295310324000202009-09-03T06:41:00.001-07:002009-09-03T06:41:39.106-07:00112<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris separou com sucesso gêmeos siameses com apenas um roundhouse kick.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2293799566910087668.post-46735711279001906272009-09-03T06:40:00.002-07:002009-09-03T06:41:10.292-07:00111<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Chuck Norris utiliza um dublê de corpo para as cenas tristes que necessitam de lágrimas.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0