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		<title>Epic jumping cat in slow motion</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I could jump like that, I&#8217;d give Blake Griffin a run for his money.
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		<title>How NOT to drive a Lamborghini</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps he should have invested in some driving lessons along with that $225,000 Lamborghini.
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		<title>Gravity does not like drunk people</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unlike cats, drunk chicks do not always land on their feet.
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		<title>Have you ever seen a swimming eagle?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bald eagle vs heavy fish: Problem solving at its finest.
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		<title>Escalator upskirts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the same guys who brought you - A Comedy for Animal Lovers.
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		<title>Spiders hunt in packs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
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		<title>Condom wall</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Geez, somebody has been busy.
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		<title>Some chick gets hit in the face with a dodgeball … twice</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 21:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x 100
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		<title>Australian anti-speeding commercial is pretty graphic</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 21:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fantastic short advertisement cautioning drivers to slow down.
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		<title>TRIPLE KILL</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 21:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting hit by a ball is no joking matter, unless this happens.
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