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Catch Ramey O’Brien live @ “Young, Broke & Funny” Showcase in Spring, TX - 9/8

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 04:30:33 +0000

Next hump-day, September 8th, bring yo’ rump-ass on down to eXit 73 Bar & Grill in Spring, TX for DirtySexyComedy’s “Young, Broke & Funny” Showcase! RAMEY O’BRIEN & other great comedians will bring you love in the form of pant-shitting stand-up comedy! Show starts at 8 P.M. $5 cover , 21 & up. 24714 I-45 North
Spring, TX.

**Shove free burgers into your cake-hole from 4-7 P.M.,before the show.

…Also be sure to catch Ramey at Sherlock’s in River Oaks on Monday nights as part of their Open-Mic Comedy Night. Show starts at 9:30, 21 & up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019.

TAG-TEAM FRIDAY NIGHT ICE FIGHT Live in San Antonio, TX- 9/3

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:47:49 +0000

This Friday night come experience the first ever “tag-team” Friday Night Ice Fight featuring Reverend Butter & Buddy “Burr I’m Cold” Rasmussen as they team-up to battle two mysterious, unknown competitors from the North! The evening includes art, poetry, live music, & a full bar. Events start at 7:30p.m. Tag team Ice Fight starts around 8:30 or 9pm. Be there! Invite your friends! ALL AGES! FREE SHOW!! Gevers Studio, 718 S. Gevers St., San Antonio, TX

If you’re in the area, be sure to hang out with Reverend Butter on Thursday night, Sept. 2nd @ Josabi’s in Helotes, TX (17200 HWY.16 N.) & on Saturday night, Sept. 4th in San Antonio @ White Rabbit (2410 North Saint Mary’s St.). Get this man a drink if you see him! He’ll provide the ice!

Here’s footage from a FRIDAY NIGHT ICE FIGHT of days past:

3.21 - Nickless-sode or The Maniacal Music Label Machine

johnwayneisdead — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:55:02 +0000

Ever wonder what exactly it is that characterizes a type of music as a certain genre? Ever try to dismantle the intangible essence of something that is wholly and entirely subjective? Well, we did and we suggest that you probably don’t, but if you want to know what it would be like then we DO suggest that you listen to this episode. Nick’s away on a super secret mission but Robby C, JW, The ‘Sauce, & Apple step up to the challenge as they discuss what does, doesn’t, did, was and will give music a label. We feel some comments coming on so call the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot Line at (206)339-7771 to let us know where you weigh in!

During the song break (58:23), you heard “It’s Hydro, Oh” by Opposite Day available on their album, “What Is Is?”, available at their shows or by clicking on the cover below.

Demand more ‘CHAINSAW ICE SCULTORS’ from TLC!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:21:47 +0000

OMEGA PROPHET congratulates REVEREND BUTTER, BUDDY RASMUSSEN, CLAY RASMUSSEN, & DAN REBHOLZ of Team: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE for their recent appearance on TLC’s CHAINSAW ICE SCULPTORS: CHALLENGE ALASKA! TEAM TEXAS brought home 6th place with their entry, ‘CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES’ at the 2010 Ice Art Championship in Fairbanks, Alaska.

It’s once again time to let THE LEARNING CHANNEL (TLC) & their parent company, DISCOVERY, know how much you & your family loved the show! Go to http://corporate.discovery.com/contact/viewer-relations/.

STEP ONE: - Choose age range, enter name, & email. For the “Questions Regarding” drop-down, choose “Network/Program Related”.

STEP TWO: - For “Network” choose “TLC” or “TLC HD”. Enter zip code & cable/satellite provider.

STEP THREE: - For “program/show” choose “Chainsaw Ice Sculptors” & “this week” for “last watched”.

FINAL STEP: - For “Program Time”, choose “Primetime(6:00 pm - 2:00 am)” & “General Question or Comment” for “Information needed”.

There is a box for you to leave a comment. Tell ‘em what you think of the episode & demand more CHAINSAW ICE SCULPTORS! As TLC & DISCOVERY CHANNEL subscribers, our feedback is vital for their upcoming programming decisions. Make sure to be positive & polite. Let’s all help get this unique show a permanent spot on TLC!

HAREM FESTIVAL Studio Update #21

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:06:50 +0000

“Another night of vocals and bumps in the road as the end of tracking is so close we can taste it, at least we think. Although times get tough we can rely on the little things to get us through with some help from our good friend, Chubbs.”_ John Wayne of HAREM FESTIVAL

3.20 - Be Shat & Van Damned!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 09:03:10 +0000

Welp, those crazy kids of THE BE SHARPS & STAMOS finally made it back to Texas from the GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR. While disaster was their co-pilot, they made it home alive! This week we’ve got Jimmy, Kris, & Eddie of THE BE SHARPS! Also in the house, we’ve got their road handler, Atom “with a T”. Welcome the boys back with moving tales of action, adventure, & intrigue! Got your seatbelts on? Okey-dokey Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes! Hear we go!

During this week’s song break (23:36) you heard “The Horror” By STAMOS

Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

3.19 - Weed Science

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:30:30 +0000

Just like many of you, we’ve noticed the new wave of legal synthetic, smokable, herb showing up at more gatherings these days. Many of you are familiar with K2 & others. This week we decide to guinea pig ourselves out & try a blend called Mojeaux live on the show, in the name of science! Listen, in a chemically induced stupor, as we struggle to focus long enough to unravel the legal controversies behind the sale of these botanical & herbal “incense” packets. Apple & ‘Sauce volunteer this week as test subjects. Does this shit really work? Is it worth the cost, or are we better off spending our paper-stacks on the real deal? Join us & hear the remarkable results of our little experiment. Lord knows we can’t remember any of it!

48:51 - synthetic weed discussion

56:40 - experiment begins

During this week’s song break (47:12) you heard “She Likes Mayo More Than Mustard” By THE BE SHARPS available on their 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, available at their live shows & these fine Houston area record stores: VINAL EDGE, SOUND EXCHANGE, CACTUS MUSIC

Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

The 2010 SUMMER COLDFRONT is a-coming to Argentum in Houston, TX - 8/28!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 08:56:51 +0000

If the Summer heat’s kicking your ass, OMEGA PROPHET & DLG ICE FACTORY are predicting a soothing COLDFRONT! Join comedian, RAMEY O’BRIEN on Saturday, August 28th, 2010 at Argentum (previously The Warsaw & The Engine Room) as he hosts a night of chills, spills, & thrills! Expected highs include THE BE SHARPS & HAREM FESTIVAL to be followed by an unseasonable arctic blast courtesy of DOWNFALL 2012, as REVEREND BUTTER sculpts an ice monument live before your very eyes! $10. 18 & up, Doors open at 8 p.m. 1515 Pease St., Houston, TX

The last COLDFRONT was HUGE! Don’t miss this one! To get your pre-sale tickets, call DLG ICE FACTORY at (713)633-4603 or drop us a note at info@omega-prophet.com.

If you missed the Winter COLDFRONT show, here’s a frosty-bite:

Buckets & Snowcones!

3.18 - SexASS Chainsaw Massacred?

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:57:58 +0000

This week is a somber week for us here at NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK. Our dear friend, CHAINSAW CHIC of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY’s BRAWLERS is reaching the end of one long, winding track & preparing to Emilio Estevez another. Can Marty Sauce’s blow-dance birthday surprises save the day? Find out on this week’s episode! We are also joined by the machismo-tastic, megalomaniac MR. CHAINSAW! Join us. Won’t you?

During this week’s song break (50:18) you heard “GERMAN LEATHER FUCKING” By CUPCAKE REACHAROUND from their May 2010 practice. Here’s a video of that moment in time:

Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

…Also! If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to catch OMEGA PROPHET’s own RAMEY O’BRIEN as he hits the stage on Monday, August 9th at Sherlock’s in River Oaks. Show starts at 9:30, 21 & up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019.

Welcome THE BE SHARPS home @ PJ’s Sports Bar along w/ LETTERS TO VOLTRON, 8-7

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:59:52 +0000

When they hit the road they were mere boys. Now! They return MEN!!! Stand-up comedian, RAMEY O’BRIEN welcomes back THE BE SHARPS, & those sassy lads of STAMOS, as they return from their GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR. Marking the last leg of their tour, they complete the circle with a show on Saturday August 7th at PJ’s Sports Bar in Houston, TX. LETTERS TO VOLTRON will also be throwing down some saucy sensuality via their bassless eunuch act! After you catch DOWNFALL 2012 at Pearl’s Bar on Washington Ave., along with the rest of the Houston Press Music Awards Showcase, cherry the top of your night w/ a homecoming that only OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS can produce! 614 W Gray St. Houston,TX 77019

Here’s RAMEY O’BRIEN showing his compassion:

…If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to catch OMEGA PROPHET’s own RAMEY O’BRIEN as he hits the stage on Monday, August 9th at Sherlock’s in River Oaks. Show starts at 9:30, 21 & up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019.

ROAD UPDATE!: GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR 2010: feat. THE BE SHARPS & STAMOS

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:37:45 +0000

After one shit-storm after another, the boys are still strivin’ & survivin”! You may have heard that THE BE SHARPS’s king-of-the-road-mobile has groaned & coughed until it had a mild stroke. After the glorious offer of their blooming young sphincters was refused, they were forced to exhaust all of their tour expense funds for vital repairs. Please think of their poor soft, supple skin & how vulnerable these pencil-necks are to danger & disaster. Hell, I’m sure their hearts of gold has lead to encounters with mysterious drifters & feral serial killer hitchhikers! Please help them if you can. Dig deep between your couch cushions & car consoles. Donate to the THE BE SHARPS CRAPPY VAN FUN/TOUR FUND Your support is appreciated …. & a “handie” may be in your near future? Ask Eddie or Kris about it next time you see ‘em!

Through the miracle of technology, we are able to stay updated with THE BE SHARPS, STAMOS & Atom (with a “T”).

DAY 1, July 26th:

“First incident of the tour! 2 hours before show time”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

Tour journal 1: “Not even to the first venue and we have a flat. I love tour already.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS

“Day one… flat tire two hours out, no spare, no tire iron, no jack. POURING RAIN. walked for about two hours till pawn shops and a tire shop appeared, hitched back and the new jack we bought didn’t work, it was to short. flagged some one down and on the way to the show….. late and wet.”
_ Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS

DAY 2, July 27th:

The day started off with a lil’ rumble o’ trouble….

“So this just in… either the power converter can’t power the rice cooker, or the cooker broke in the trailer or van? not sure the light comes on but no heat. So that’s 3 cups of rice and four hotdogs wasted for our make shift red beans and rice. sucks..”
_ Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS

…. but then! ….

“Broken down again! Looks really bad this time. Hope it don’t cancel the rest of the tour.”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

Tour journal 2: “Partied last night. Woke up super early to drive to Louisiana. Been chilling in the van for 6 hours. Then the wheel well decided to bend. Now we’re on the side of the road again an hour away from the venue.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS

…. half an hour later …

“Anyone want to donate money to help out with the tour?”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

DAY 3, July 28th:

Tour journal 4: “Went to someone’s apartment last night. Ate good food, went swimming, and slept on a couch. Overall, good night. Woke up, loaded up, and now we’re at a shop getting the van fixed …Gonna be a good day.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS

“Day 3 of tour. Still go baton rouge. Some mechanic friends we meet last night checked out the van. All is good and about to hit the road. Next stop panama city!”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

….& then …

…”So we missed the Panama City exit by 2 hours. On our way to Tallahassee less then an hour away. Guess that will save us about 3 hours on the road tomorrow.”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

Tour journal 5: “So we passed where we were supposed to sleep. By more than an hour. So were just keep on trucking to the next stop. Been stuck in the van for more than for 6 hours. Every electronic device (except my phone) is dead. Bummed that I don’t get any night beach tonight but oh well.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS

Leave us a message on our CHAINSAW MEMORIAL PUSSY-GROUT HOTLINE @ (206)339-7771 STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES …..

Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!

LETTERS TO VOLTRON Glistens in the ‘Sauce @ Crazy Frogs in Houston, TX - 7/30

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:37:20 +0000

Cum on out & celebrate the ‘Sauce’s birthday @ Crazy Frogs on Friday, July 30th! …Oh? I think LETTERS TO VOLTRON may be playing also, around midnight? 21 & up, 3939 F.M. 1960 W.

Here’s tha’ tip:

Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!

DLG Ice Video - REVEREND BUTTER’s ICE BAR

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:34:21 +0000

Check out this ice bar that REVEREND BUTTER made for a party. Believe you, me! The two built-in shot block worked gggrrrrreat!

Have him create something special for your party or event. You can scour the remains & ruins of H-town for him, but it’s much easier to call him at DLG ICE FACTORY @ (713)633-4603

DOWNFALL 2012 Live @ Hoot County in Humble, TX - 7/31

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:52:34 +0000

DOWNFALL 2012 will playing a free show this Saturday, July 31 at Hoot County in Humble. Come on out throw back a few with Danny, Boo, & Casey at their favorite neighborhood joint. FREE, 21 & up. 444 Fm 1960 Bypass Rd E, Humble, TX

If you went to this show, share your experience in the DOWNFALL 2012 forum! Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line, (206)339-7771.

Also be sure to vote for DOWNFALL 2012 as best metal band in the 2010 Houston Press Music Awards

Get DOWNFALL 2012’s self-titled album here on iTunes:

Follow THE BE SHARPS On The GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR 7/26-8/7

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 08:00:28 +0000

IT HAS BEGUN! … THE BE SHARPS & our good Friends, STAMOS, have left the H-Town city limits & are now on their way to wreck havoc across the already ravaged Gulf Coast.

Catch the van-load o’ nipple dicks in these cities:

7/26 - ???, Nacadoches, TX

7/27 - Carlotta Street, Baton Rouge, LA

7/28 - TBA, Tallahasse, FL

7/29 - Doozer’s Pub, Jacksonville, FL

7/30 - The Tiki Tavern, Boynton Beach, FL

7/31 - Tampa Punk House, Tampa, FL

8/1 - One For The Road, Lake Worth, FL

8/2 - STUDIO, West Palm, FL

8/3 - beach, West Palm Beach, FL

8/4 - 1982, Gainsville, FL

8/5 - Panhandle Music Store, FORt Walton Beach, FL

8/6 - Graffities, Ocean springs, MS

8/7 - PJ’s, Houston, TX

If you attended any of these shows & want to confess your sins, use our BE SHARPS forum here to discuss or comment! Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

HERE’S A SAMPLE OF THE GOODS:

<---- BE SURE to get this real, & fully functional, “THE B E S H A R P S” tee for only $8 at the show!!

Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!

3.17 - The RENfest-isode

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:56:16 +0000

Well, it finally happened! The lovely “Red” Ren collected enough gold coins to gain back-door access to the NBSD Mansion. You’ve heard her voice on episodes 1.16 - Gotta’ Get Back in Time . . .”, 2.18 - “Do You Know What Today Is? It’s Our Anniversary”, & countless voicemails. Now, hear her angelic airings here on episode 3.17 - The RENfest-isode”! We are also joined Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS as we pound back shots of a very peculiar Dominican potpourri-type rum & titillate each other with school girl gossip of the (then) state of Lindsey Lohan, repairing vaginal tears, & toilet sex! Check it out! It’s terRENfic!!!

During this week’s song break (54:23) you heard “Grande” from the 2005 LETTERS TO VOLTRON self-titled album, available at their live shows.

Share your comments for this episode here on our forum. Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to come out to Big John’s Ice House on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 to see THE BE SHARPS live & to support the those oh-so-sexy MACHETE BETTIES of HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY. 2640 Briar Forest Dr. Houston, TX 77077

Will CHESTER Q. PENNYWORTH follow the same dark path that his uncle MARBLET did years ago? Find out here:

HAREM FESTIVAL Music Video Shoot Pics

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:47:14 +0000

The crew is continuing on with additional shooting for the upcoming HAREM FESTIVAL music video. Here are some pics from the set:

Actress: Roxy Vandiver
Director: Ash Kay
Director of Photography: Stacy Davidson

Hair, makeup, styling and still photography by Ash Kay

*click thumbnails for larger image

Share your your third eye’s vision, visit our HAREM FESTIVAL forum here to discuss or comment! Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

SUGARBALL EXPRESS & THE BE SHARPS Live @ Bayou A Drink in Spring, TX - 7/17

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:19:24 +0000

Bring your sexy ass on up to Bayou A Drink in Spring, TX this Saturday, July 17th for some double penetration, OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS style! SUGARBALL EXPRESS & THE BE SHARPS will light up the stage starting @ 10 P.M. 21 & up, free! 8684 Louetta Rd., Spring, TX

If you went to this show, share your experience with us here on our OMEGA PROPHET BANDS forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771.

Here’s a sample of the goods:

<---- BE SURE to get this real, & fully functional, “THE B E S H A R P S” tee for only $8 at the show!!

Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!

HAREM FESTIVAL Live @ Fitzgeralds in Houston, TX - 7/17

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:10:18 +0000

Come out to Fitzgerald’s July 17th to have HAREM FESTIVAL blow your mind matter, collect it all, and out it back in the correct order. They will be unveiling new material and an all new stage show so DO NOT MISS THIS ONE! Pre-sale tickets are only $5. If you need tics, post on our Facebook fan page wall & we will contact you for arrangements. Get one, or two or twelve. The all seeing eye is upon you! See you there . . .
All ages. Show starts at 9p.m. HAREM FESTIVAL at 11p.m. 2706 White Oak Dr., Houston, TX. Get ready to be blown! ………AWAY!!!

If you went to this show & want to share your your third eye’s vision, visit our HAREM FESTIVAL forum here to discuss or comment! Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

REVEREND BUTTER Interviewed by INKED Magazine!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 22:47:17 +0000

Last week REVEREND BUTTER was photographed & interviewed for INKED MAGAZINE. Here is a preview of the photo shoot. Stay tuned! We will let ya’ know when the issue hits newsstands.

*click image for photo shoot preview:

Here’s REVEREND BUTTER creating the chaos in the desolate ruins of H-Town:

Have him create something special for your party or event. You can scour the remains & ruins of H-town for him, but it’s much easier to call him at DLG ICE FACTORY @ (713)633-4603

3.16 - AMERICA! FUCK ON!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:17:07 +0000

Awwwshit y’all! It’s the 4th of July & the NBSD mansion is full of patriotic panache! This week we are joined once agian by Monseigneur Diaz & comedian RAMEY O’BRIEN as we analyze our country’s current state & ongoing progression. Are we all fucked or do we just pass that matzo ball onto our unaccounted for seedlings?! Find out, this week, on NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK!!!

Our AMERICA discussion begins at 50:45.

During this week’s song break (40:10) you heard a snippet of “D.P.” from the 2006 LETTERS TO VOLTRON album, G.R.O.W.L.; available at their live shows.

Share your comments for this episode here on our forum. Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to head out to SHERLOCK’S every Sunday & Monday night for mouth-breather suffocating stand-up comedy.

Get this sweet ‘SOUL GLO’ tee at 6Dollar Shirts for only $6! *Click on image below to visit 6Dollar Shirts.

SUGARBALL EXPRESS Live @ Crazy Frogs in Houston, TX - 7/10

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:17:48 +0000

The good-ole’-SUGARBALL EXPRESS-boys-band will be bringing the giddy-up to Crazy Frogs in Houston, TX this Saturday, July 10th! Also, stand-up comedian, RAMEY O’BRIEN will be sprinkling a lil’ razzmatazz on this enchanted evening! BE THERE!!! It’s gonna’ be a good-goddamn-time!! Bring some beer money & a lil’ bribe scratch just in case johnny-law decides to tail you back to the crib! 9 P.M. - $5 cover, 21 & up. 3939 F.M. 1960 W.

If you went to this show & want to confess your sins, use our SUGARBALL EXPRESS forum or RAMEY O’BRIEN forum to discuss or comment! Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

Give “Johnny Law” a spin, here:

Check out RAMEY O’BRIEN doing what he does:

“Mr. RAAAAAANDY WAAAATSOON! Ha!”, “Dat boy good!”
Get this genuine RANDY WATSON tee & many others from DONKEY TEES
*click image to enter store

THE BE SHARPS Live @ Trash Bar Texas in Humble, TX - 7/1

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:58:02 +0000

Trash Bar Texas is the celebrating its one year anniversary this weekend with the 3-day TRASHFEST Party & Festival. THE BE SHARPS will be gracing the scrappy establishment with their ’stache-tastic ways on Thursday, July 1st @ 11 p.m. 313 1st. St., Humble, TX.

If you went to this show & want to confess your sins, use our BE SHARPS forum here to discuss or comment! Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

<---- BE SURE to get this real, & fully functional, “THE B E S H A R P S” tee for only $8 at the show!!

ENTER: RAMEY O’BRIEN!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 05:43:55 +0000

OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS is proud to introduce our newest member, stand-up comedian, RAMEY O’BRIEN! If you went to the big OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS show at THE HOT DOG SHOP last Saturday night, you may have noticed this madman on stage hosting the night’s festivities. Expect to see more of this wise-ass drunken Irishman, ’cause it’s on like Donkey Kong!

Check out RAMEY O’BRIEN doing what he does:

Let us know what you really think of OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS’s first ever stand-up comedian here on our new RAMEY O’BRIEN forum thread or leave us a voicemail on our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771

June 19th, HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY Bout Stream Replay

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:10:22 +0000

For those of you that were not able to make out to KICKS this last Saturday for some HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY action, here’s a recording of the USTREAM live stream. The PSYCH WARD SIRENS challenged the HELL MARYS, of the TEXAS ROLLERGIRLS ROCK-n-ROLLERDERBY from Austin! Later in the night, the BAYOU CITY BOSSE$ took on the THE BRAWLERS

Bah! Have no fear chico! We’re not gonna’ spoil the suspenseful, nail-biting experience for you. If you wanna’ skip ahead & check out the final scores, go to our HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY forum page. Share your most cherished derby memories there or leave us a message on our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy-Grout Hotline! (206)339-7771.

Hell Mary’s vs Psych Ward Sirens

Bayou City Bosses vs Brawlers

Help support HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY by coming out tho the THE BRAWLERS fundraiser on Saturday, June 26th at GRIFF’S SHENANIGANS CAFE & BAR, 3416 Roseland St. Houston, TX 77006.

If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to head out to SHERLOCK’S every Sunday & Monday night for mouth-breather suffocating stand-up comedy, courtesy of the HOUSTON COMEDY UNION

TO HOUSTON AREA BANDS & COMEDIANS:

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:24:05 +0000

…We are planning a special episode spotlighting the local scene. Local radio dropped the ball decades ago. We want to be your local (& uncensored) music/comedy source! If you would like a chance to share your sounds with our worldwide audience, please drop us an email via neverbuyastripperadrink@gmail.com. Give us a description of your act or band & a link to your Facebook or MySpace page. If possible, please attach an mp3 track that, you feel, best represents your act. If deemed worthy, the tracks will be played on the show. They will not be redistributed to the public unless you give us permission to do so. Hope to hear from you soon, so that others can hear YOU!

CHESTER Q. PENNYWORTH, prestigious OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS spokesman

SUGARBALL EXPRESS, THE BE SHARPS, & LETTERS TO VOLTRON Live @ The Hot Dog Shop in Houston, TX - 6/26

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 22:00:18 +0000

Watch out for your corn-holes, ’cause OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS is waving around a massive tri-wiener of audible awesomeness! This Saturday, June 26th, grab your buns & mustard cause we’re taking this party to the suburbs, family man style! SUGARBALL EXPRESS, THE BE SHARPS, & LETTERS TO VOLTRON will be roasting it up at THE HOT DOG SHOP in the Copperfield area. Show starts @ 9 p.m., $5 cover. 6405 Brittmoore Rd., Houston, TX.

If you went to this show, share your experience with us here on our OMEGA PROPHET BANDS forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771.

Here’s a sample of the goods:

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LETTERS TO VOLTRON Live @ Rudyard’s in Houston, TX, June 24th

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 12:15:25 +0000

Here’s a very important message from CHESTER:

3.11–3.15 - America’s Hot New Difficult Listening Sensation

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:33:15 +0000

This week we find ourselves remarkably comfortable and unprepared all at the same time as our discussion topics range from the relevantly topical to the left field, “WTF?” b.s. that this show seems to be rooted in. As we hit the reset button several times we finally settle in to an actual cognizant conversation about the ever growing oil spill right in our own backyard, and how it is and soon will be effecting us. Remember, speaker wire, pocket pussies and condoms all require petroleum in their production . . .

During this week’s break you heard a snippet from DANNY RIOS‘S set performed at SHERLOCK’S on June 6th. Hear it again and/or share your comments for this episode here on our forum. Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to head out to SHERLOCK’S every Sunday & Monday night for mouth-breather suffocating stand-up comedy, courtesy of the HOUSTON COMEDY UNION

3.10 - Public Shit-Chat

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 23:34:29 +0000

HOLY SHIT! We are so full of shit, this week, our assholes are crowning with conversation! Pinch one off in public when listening to this one, ’cause that’s what we’re talkin’ ’bout, Willis! What’s on your checklist of precautions when it come to shitting in a public setting? Do you worry about upsetting the bliss of fellow humans that surround you? Could you give a shit? Hell, they knew what they were gettin’ into when they decided to enter the public shitter! Join us as we drop tha’ NBSD bomb on shitting in public! School, work, airports, coffee shops, dumpsters, & plastic shopping bags are some of our favorites! Leave us a voicemail on the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy-Grout Hotline with your public end-tales! (206)339-7771

This week’s song break track was BATH TIME from RobbyC’s Bakefest Featuring Pots and Pans Vol. 1-2.

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THE BE SHARPS & STAMOS Live @ Trash Bar in Humble, TX 6/02

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 19:59:45 +0000

Ah! Can you smell the young-blood in the air?! I sure can! Bring your rosy cheeks on down to The Trash Bar Texas on Wednesday, June 2nd to experience the virginal innocence of THE BE SHARPS, STAMOS, & THE AMBULARS! 21 & up, show starts @ 10 p.m. 313 1st st., Humble, TX

If you went to this show, share your experience with us here on our OMEGA PROPHET BANDS forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771.

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sprinkle a lil’ MARTY SAUCE on it!!!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Thu, 27 May 2010 11:52:16 +0000

MARTY SAUCE can be used as:
_ a reliable anti-freeze
_ a fertility drug for men
_ a hair growth tonic
_ a breakfast topping
_ a gun degreaser
_ a bear repellent
_ a silky anal lube
_ a delicious treat for your pets
_ a performance enhancer for children
…. & much much more!!!

Has MARTY SAUCE changed your life? If so, leave your cured aliments or unique uses for it here on our MARTY SAUCE forum!

HAREM FESTIVAL & DOWNFALL 2012 Live @ Crazy Frogs in Houston, TX - 5/29

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Thu, 27 May 2010 11:06:00 +0000

Join us Saturday, May 29th for another OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS blowout! Pack your shit & mosey on down to CRAZY FROGS in north Houston. Prepare for thunder & lightning in the form of HAREM FESTIVAL & DOWNFALL 2012! Also, violent winds by SOA. 21 & up. 3939 F.M. 1960 W.

If you went to this show, share your experience with us here on our OMEGA PROPHET BANDS forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771.

Click image to get DOWNFALL 2012’s self-titled album here on iTunes:

GERMAN*LEATHER*FUCKING! - Cupcake Reacharound video

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 26 May 2010 11:33:54 +0000

Check it out! Fresh outta’ the camp oven, comes MR. CHAINSAW & THE CUPCAKE REACHAROUND’s latest groove, GERMAN*LEATHER*FUCKING:

Click below to cum to the CUPCAKE layer:

If this video offends you, let the boys know via the CUPCAKE REACHAROUND forum thread or leave us a voicemail on our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy-Grout Hotline @ (206)339-7771

SUGARBALL EXPRESS & THE BE SHARPS Live @ The 19th Hole in The Woodlands, TX - 5/28

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 26 May 2010 05:46:19 +0000

Awwwww shit, son! OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS has got your Friday night gassed-up & purring like a pussycat! Friday, May 28th, get your sweeeet sweet candy-ass out the The 19th Hole in The Woodland, TX. SUGARBALL EXPRESS & THE BE SHARPS will be plugging 7 of the 19 holes! Stretch & lube-up, ’cause it’s on! 202 Sawdust Rd. Show starts @ 9 p.m., chico! $10 cover, 21 & up.

If you went to this show, share your experience with us here on our OMEGA PROPHET BANDS forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771.

<---- BE SURE to get this real, & fully functional, “THE B E S H A R P S” tee for only $8 at the show!!

Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!

Here’s a sample of the goods:

3.09 - Titty Tales, part 1: The Nipplesode

johnwayneisdead — Tue, 18 May 2010 23:46:38 +0000

This week we start the first in a multi-part series dealing with a subject very near and dear to our hearts; Titties! From the Guns of Naverone to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee we cover it all with admiration and no discrimination. Marty Sauce and returning guest Damien Marcos join us as we delve into our past to determine what shaped our love and respect for the might mammary!

This week’s song break track was ASSHOLE by THE BE SHARPS.

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The Fleshlight - Sex Toy For Men
From: Vibrators.com

Now Here’s Some Real Truth!

RobbyC — Tue, 18 May 2010 17:07:37 +0000

We here at NBSD feel compelled to bring you this uplifting message of hope and love…

Enjoi!

3.08 - Westbound While Brown? Not Me!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 12 May 2010 06:30:11 +0000

WAR! ….Is what almost erupted in the NBSD mansion this week! Tempers were a-flarin’ as we attempted to break down our views of the recently passed, & controversial, Arizona immigration law. We are joined by Damian Marcos & comedian, Ramey O’Brien. Then, we dive out of their way as they start demanding to see each other’s IDs! Does a winner emerge from this shouting match? Do any of us get detained & then deported? Only one way to find out, sweet-cheeks! Don’t turn your nose up on this episode! Listen with the one you love & then debate who’s really “in control” when the bajowskis start happening!

Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771

Check out RAMEY O’BRIEN doing what he does:

LETTERS TO VOLTRON & SUGARBALL EXPRESS Live @ Rudyards in Houston, TX - 5/22

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Tue, 11 May 2010 08:12:41 +0000

Heya’ Fucko’! Ya’ want some of this?! You bet your sweet ass you do! OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS is dishing up a double heaping helping of bowel-moving madness! That’s right! We’re bringing you, none other than, LETTERS TO VOLTRON & SUGARBALL EXPRESS live at RUDYARDSon Saturday, May 22nd. 2010 Waugh Dr., Houston, TX. 21 & up. Show starts @ 9 p.m.

If you went to this show, share your experience with us here on our OMEGA PROPHET BANDS forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771.

Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show!

DOWNFALL 2012 & THE BE SHARPS Live @ Uncle Sam’s in Spring, TX - 5/22

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 10 May 2010 08:27:50 +0000

Hey poot-butt! Get on down to UNCLE SAM’S on Saturday, May 22nd for another dynamite time that only OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS can rustle up! DOWNFALL 2012 & THE BE SHARPS will be moistening your holes. YOUR EAR HOLES, YOU FREAK! Bring it, tough guy! FREE admission, 21 & up. 4915 FM2920, Spring, TX

If you went to this show, share your experience with us here on our OMEGA PROPHET BANDS forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771.

Click image to get DOWNFALL 2012’s self-titled album here on iTunes:

<---- BE SURE to get this real, & fully functional, “THE B E S H A R P S” tee for only $8 at the show!!

COLDFRONT feat. REVEREND BUTTER & DOWNFALL 2012

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 10 May 2010 07:21:07 +0000

Here are some highlights from the big COLDFRONT show, featuring REVEREND BUTTER & DOWNFALL 2012, performed @ LAST CONCERT CAFE in Houston, TX. *Thanks to all that came out & showed their support!

If you went to this show, share your experience with us here on our OMEGA PROPHET BANDS forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771.

Click below to get DOWNFALL 2012’s self-titled album on iTunes:

Harem Festival Studio Update 12

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 10 May 2010 07:05:30 +0000

The last drum tracks are laid down and tied up in a neat little bow this week. Now its up to James and John Wayne to finish guitar, bass, and vocals as they stare down the barrel of their deadline.

Talk shit about John Wayne, James, & Ryan in our HAREM FESTIVAL forum here or leave us a voicemail on our CHAINSAW MEMORIAL PUSSY-GROUT HOTLINE @ (206)339-7771

3.07 - “Ya’ Can’t Sacrifice The Groove”

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 05 May 2010 21:48:27 +0000

This week, we’re once again joined by the fellas from TYRANT VIRUS. Gather around as we probe Reeves, Watner, & Caleb for their origins & influences. Also, hear Caleb share a cuming-of-age experience from his recently held high school prom. Find out if any of us get knocked up on this enchanted evening!

This week’s songbreak track is “Smith & Wesson Are Family Names” by TYRANT VIRUS

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3.06 - Heavy Metal Make-Out!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 00:53:30 +0000

Our favorite guests (or at least most frequent), Boo of DOWNFALL 2012 & Fuckin’ Laur Laur, return to the NBSD couch to shoot tha’ shit, yet again! We are also joined by NBSD newbie, Ashley, who happens to bring some heavy metal magic into our otherwise Phil Collins lives. It’s sure to be a scream as we discuss, robot armies, artistic relevance, and a myriad societal failings!

Download HAREM FESTIVAL‘S new song, ‘Analogous Affinity’ now for FREE! Click image below for free download!

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Harem Festival Studio Update 9

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:17:01 +0000

Guitars get laid and the blue tape makes a return appearance for added protection!

Download HAREM FESTIVAL‘S new song, ‘Analogous Affinity’ now for FREE! Click image below for free download!

Talk shit about John Wayne, James, & Ryan in our HAREM FESTIVAL forum here or leave us a voicemail on our CHAINSAW MEMORIAL PUSSY-GROUT HOTLINE @ (206)339-7771

‘Company Loyalty’ - part 6

johnwayneisdead — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 22:46:31 +0000

Another dose cummin’ atcha! If you’re just starting to check it out, but sure to start at the bottom of the page and work your way up through the parts to stay in the right order.
-jw

The familiar silver doors parted in front of John-7 laying the office out before him and as usual nothing was different. Mary-4 was sitting at her desk, head down, pencil moving furiously across some document, K-Tall brand cup filled with orange drink. John-7 walked past her to his desk not looking at all.

“Good morning,” she said. She did not look up, her pencil did not stop.

John-7 continued walking saying nothing in return, not even a nod of greeting. He went straight to his cubicle, placed his briefcase on the desk and waited to start the day. When the announcements sounded and the orange drink was passed out he repeated his plan being extra careful not to spill this time. With the deed done he placed his case at his feet and set to look as busy as he could. He had just brought up the file for his new proposals when his tiny door was darkened by Richard-1. He was smiling and holding a cup of coffee, the K-Tall logo screaming from its side.

“Good Morning John.”

“Good Morning sir.” John-7 turned his chair to face his director while he slowly pushed his briefcase even further under his desk out of sight.

Richard-1 took a large sip of coffee. “So, are we in good shape to have those proposals for me by tomorrow?”
He said “we” as if he had anything to do with the work besides presenting it to the higher ups. John-7 had forgotten that it was already Thursday and that his ideas were coming due, but he was not worried. They’d been completed since Tuesday, the rest of the week he had spent spinning his wheels looking busy.

“I’m just putting the finishing touches on them now sir. They’ll be ready for tomorrow.”

“Good work John. Keep it coming.” Richard-1 winked at John-7 when he said this and made a thrusting motion with his fist as if to imitate a train piston. Richard-1 then turned on his heels and headed toward another cubicle to deliver more lack luster motivation.

Once he was gone John-7 turned back to his monitor and stared blankly at it for several minutes before his eyelids grew heavy and he started nodding off. Just as he was getting comfortable he felt someone behind him and he quickly straightened up.

“Are you alright John?” Adam-10 was standing in the opening to his cubicle holding two cups. He didn’t even have to ask what they were, he could smell. His whole cubicle filled with a warm, sour stench. “I brought you a cup of coffee it looks like you need it.”

John-7 fought hard to repress the gag reflex. The coffee did not smell anything like he remembered it smelling like in the past. Adam-10 set the orange K-Tall mug on John’s desk.

“Uh . . . thanks I’ll be alright I just had a late night that’s all.” John-7 brought the mug to his lips to take a small sip to be polite, but was overcome by nausea so he instead feigned blowing to cool it off.

“You have your proposals ready for tomorrow? Richard-1’s putting the heat on everyone today.” Adam-10 was now leaning casually on John-7’s desk sipping his coffee.

He opened his mouth to answer and was overcome by the sick feeling. It was all returning to his nostrils now: the coffee, the portable toilet, the sewage plant. He stood up, pushed his way past Adam-10 and rushed to the men’s room. To get there he had to pass Mary-4’s desk. She did not even glance up as he darted past. Once there, he kicked open a stall, dropped to his knees, and vomited clutching the porcelain toilet. When he had finished he sat on the cold tile floor catching his breath. The substance that had come out of him was thick and black. It resembled nothing that he had eaten recently, or ever for that matter. John-7 flushed, got to his feet and went to the sink.

The men’s room was empty save for him, and he was glad. He splashed cold water on his face which he noticed was extremely pale. He had never had much color, but he realized that now he looked quite pasty, ill looking. He took several deep breaths before returning to the office. He passed Mary-4 once again receiving no reaction. He was glad that his cubicle was empty when he returned. He would explain his actions to Adam-10 some other time, but now he wanted to leave. Although the sick feeling had passed he was now hit with an overwhelming feeling to get away from the office. He wasn’t worried about his proposals; they had been done for days. As for taking the rest of the day off; he’d have to talk to Richard-1 about that.

John-7 packed his things into his briefcase and approached Richard-1’s door. He glanced over at Mary-4 before he knocked. She took a large sip of her orange drink, but did not avert her eyes from the work at her desk. John-7 knocked without asking.

“Come in.” Richard-1’s voice was muffled by the door. John-7 entered the office.

“Sir,” he started, “I’m really sorry but I’m just not feeling well today. I’m afraid I’m going to have to leave.”
Richard-1 was leaning against the front of his desk looking at a file folder which he now closed and dropped on his desk. He approached John-7.

“Good god son, you’re as white as a sheet. Did you see a ghost or something?” Richard-1 was now close enough to John-7 that he placed the back of his hand against his forehead. “You’re clammy as hell too. What did you get yourself into?”

“I don’t know sir. I think it may be something I ate; either that or its one of those twenty-four hour things that goes around from time to time. Whatever the case is, I’d rather just go home and try to rest up.”

“I’d love to let you son, but you know we have those . . .”
John-7 cut Richard-1 off. “Our proposals are due tomorrow sir, I know.”

With that John-7 set his briefcase upright on the chair to his right, opening it just enough to retrieve a folder from inside before shutting it up tight again. “Here are my ideas I finished them up early for you.”
Richard-1 took the folder from John-7 and flipped through its contents before closing it, and placing his hand on John-7’s shoulder.

“Good work son take the rest of the day off and get some rest, but I expect you back here bright and early tomorrow now.”

“Thank you sir.” He turned to leave, but was called back.

“Hold on a second, son.”

John-7 turned back to see Richard-1 holding a silver carafe that always sat at the corner of his desk. He picked up a tall, plastic K-Tall cup that was next to it very similar to the one Mary-4 drank from. Richard-1 poured into the cup from the carafe.

“Here, take this for the road. It’ll make you feel better.”
Richard-1 handed the cup to John-7 filled to the brim with K-Tall brand orange drink.

“Thank you sir.” John-7 tried hard to cover his disgust.

Richard-1 gave him one more solid pat on the shoulder and he was off. He held the cup the entire way down the elevator and through the lobby never drinking from it. Once he was out side he poured the orange drink onto one of the shrubberies that grew outside the entrance to the K-Tall Corporation. Halfway to his car he dropped the plastic cup and it rolled off into the parking lot. Once in his car John-7 caught a glimpse of himself in the rearview mirror. He was still much paler than usual, but at least his stomach had settled and he was going home.

‘Company Loyalty’ - part 5

johnwayneisdead — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:38:42 +0000

Sorry for the once again very long delay between posts. If anyone is interested in still reading, here is another installment . . .
-jw

The familiar silver doors parted in front of John-7 laying the office out before him, but something was different. Mary-4 was not at her desk, and he slowly walked past looking around to see if she was anywhere nearby. When John-7 looked in the direction of his cubicle he saw Mary-4 and Richard-1 both at the small opening of his work space.
John-7 swallowed hard, his mind raced. They must have found out about his orange drink scam. He was caught and now he was going to have to face the consequences. John-7 approached his desk.
“Good morning sir, Mary.”
The two stood blocking the entrance to his cubicle so he could not see behind them. Richard-1 looked at him sternly; Mary-4 looked at the floor.
“You shouldn’t have done that John. After all this company has done for you, after all that I’ve done for you.”
Mary-4 was silent.
John-7 looked back and forth between the two of them.
“Sir, I don’t think I understand what you’re . . .”
Richard-1’s voice rose. “You don’t understand? Well maybe this will clear it up for you.”
With that the two parted revealing the cubicle to John-7. There on the floor by his chair was the open trash bag he had filled the night before with the K-Tall brand coffee, and arranged on every bit of available space on his desk were small cups brimming with orange drink. Flies covered the walls and floor of the small cubicle crawling in and out of the cups, perched on their rims, and swarming the trash bag. Tiny white maggots were already squirming their way to freedom from the open bags of coffee. The intensity of the buzzing was almost deafening.
John-7 stepped back and dropped his briefcase. He looked at Mary-4 and saw that flies were crawling up and down her arms and around her hair as she stood unflinchingly staring at him. Richard-1’s lips parted in a giggling smile allowing flies to enter and exit his mouth. They were crawling out from behind the lapels of his suit, and the collar of his shirt occupying the fleshy underside of Richard-1’s neck.
John-7 realized that he could no longer draw in a breath. He heaved against tremendous pressure to try and breath but it was no use. He turned away from the cubicle and stared into total blackness. A blackness that pulsated and buzzed as the flies covered everything. He could see the tiny hair of the flies legs and bodies mingling together with each other, dripping filth.
John-7 was instantly transported back in time inside of his own mind. Once, when he was very young, six or seven, his father, who worked for the city, took him on a tour of the sewage treatment plant. In his youthful curiosity John-7 had asked where things went when he flushed them down the toilet and his dad decided to show him. Cashing in a favor owed to him by the director of the plant he was able to get them both in for an unofficial tour with no problem. John-7 remembered the pungency of the smell intensifying with each door they went through until it could get no stronger and they were in the center of the plant where all the human waste was processed.
John-7 had only smelled something similar one time in his short life, but it was nowhere near this bad. It was the previous summer when his parents took him to the fair that came through town each year. The temperature had reached record highs that summer, and that day was no exception with the thermometer topping out at 102 degrees. John-7 had been drinking cherry soda all day, a treat he indulged in every year at the fair, and by mid afternoon he had to go to the bathroom bad. His mother walked him over to where the portable toilets were set up and told him to go ahead while she waited outside.
He approached the light green box with caution, opened the door slowly, entered, and let it bang shut behind him. The first thing he became aware of was that he was in total darkness save for a small bit of light that streamed through tiny ventilation slats towards the ceiling. Then, the smell hit him. The sun had been high and hot in the sky for nearly the whole day turning the portable toilet into a kiln for baking all the shit and piss that had been deposited in it. As John-7’s eyes adjusted to the lack of light he was able to see the state of disarray the place was in. The entire area surrounding the opening of the toilet was wet with urine, as well as the floor in front of it. A piece of soiled toilet paper was next to John-7’s foot and he stepped to the side so it would not touch his sneaker. He approached the opening and peered down into it. Less then ten inches from the top were lumpy mounds of shit floating in a filthy blue liquid that was supposed to act as a sanitizing agent.
John-7 turned and pushed the heavy, spring bound door open squinting against the light as he ran over to his mother. He lied saying that he had gone because he did not want her to know he was made sick by the smell, a smell that was now in his clothes and robbed him of his appetite for the rest of the day. Not even the tempting greasy fair food could entice his appetite back.
John-7 clung desperately to his father’s hand as they walked out over the processing tanks. The walkway they were on was no more then three feet wide with a short railing protecting them on either side. John-7 was afraid to approach the side and look.
“Go ahead,” his father coaxed, “take a look at where things go when you flush them down the toilet.”
John-7 cautiously approached the rail, took hold of it, and looked over. Beneath him was a massive, flowing river of human shit that bubbled and pulsated as if it were a living entity. John-7 stared almost hypnotized by this spectacle, the shit itself involved in some alluring dance that beckoned him. The scent had now permeated every part of him, but he was unable to think about that, or that the portable toilet’s scent paled in comparison to it. His mind was disconnecting, giving in to the dancing swirl of the sewage, and that was what this was like.
John-7 stood there captivated by the living wall of flies that danced and swirled like the sea of human waste he had seen so many years ago. The stench was there too, not the overbearing shit smell but the sourness of the coffee was all around enveloping him in its unpleasant warmth. John-7 fell down on his hands and knees still trying to breathe, and finding that he could not. His arms gave out at his elbows and his head hit the ground with a thud.
John-7 opened his eyes and shot from the oversized recliner in his living room dripping with sweat and breathing erratically. It took him a moment to get his bearings and realize that he was not in the office, but at his own home. He was dreaming. It was something he hadn’t done in longer than he could remember, but dreaming none-the-less. He wasn’t sure weather to be excited that he had a dream, or horrified by its vivid grotesqueness. The clock on the book shelf read 6:35 and it was time for John to start getting ready for work anyway, but the whole morning he thought about his dream and what it could mean. He also began considering that he may be losing his mind with seeing these flies. Dreaming them was one thing; people dream strange things all the time, but the fact that he was actually seeing and hearing them made him worry.

‘APOCAYPTO’ - DLG Ice video

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:59:04 +0000

On a desolate day in March of 2010, REVEREND BUTTER trekked his way through the radioactive elements of post-apocalyptic-era Houston to demonstrate an art that may one day be the last salvation of Earth: ICE! Accept REVEREND BUTTER as your only hope for survival. Have him create something special for your party or event. You can scour the remains & ruins of H-town for him, but it’s much easier to call him at DLG ICE FACTORY @ (713)633-4603

The performance filmed here took place at the Houston SPACETAKER’S 6th Annual Gala: APOCALYPTO on March 20th, 2010. http://www.spacetaker.org Shot & chopped by Nick Poncio

3.05 - Did You Just Call These Chicks Broads?

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 05:54:57 +0000

Ahhh! The benefits of telling people we have a podcast! (We have to tell ‘em. No one really listens to it. Right?) This week we conned three lovely ladies of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY to roll up & take the couch! Enjoy the inside scoop & sexy hip checks, as provided by “BEVERLY KILLS” of the BAYOU CITY BOSSE$, & “CHAINSAW CHIC” & “NIGHTMARE ON EM STREET” of THE BRAWLERS. Find out if we fly too close to the sun & get our asses turned inside-out. Also in tha’ crib is MR. CHAINSAW & Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS! Don’t be a dick. Join us! Won’t you?

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Episode 3.05 Sneak Peek, Featuring The Ladies of HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY:

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 06:09:54 +0000

Don’t forget to get your discounted tics for the April 17th bout in advance at houstonrollerderby.com

3.04 - Tattoos, Political Correctness, and You . . .

johnwayneisdead — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 11:38:10 +0000

This week award winning Houston Tattoo artist Sean “Ozz” Oliver sits in as our very special guest to tell us all about his tattooing experience and to do what he does best. That’s right, our very own pussy willow, John Wayne, gets all inked up during the recording of this episode. Also, the guys undergo ethnic re-assignment surgery (so to speak) when they get wind of how they’re sexy voices make them sound to other people.

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Danny Rios @ FITZGERALD’S on St. Patrick’s Day

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 10:45:56 +0000

A snippet from the St. Patrick’s Day show @ Fitzgerald’s.

3.03 - Unidentifiable Nuts: The Great Austin Road Trip

johnwayneisdead — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 02:40:47 +0000

Your old pals LETTERS TO VOLTRON and The THE BE SHARPS went to Austin during SXSW (“South by SouthWest” for you mouth-breathers) to play an off-festival show. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but quickly went south when happenstance and bitter cold decided to bite half of us in the ass. Did our heroes survive? Tune in to find out! L2V are joined by Mr. Chainsaw to tell the tale of GWAR and barbershop music on the long ride home.

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Episode 3.04 Sneak Peek ….

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:18:38 +0000

A sneak peek of our latest, upcoming episode featuring award winning tattoo artist Sean ‘Ozz’ Oliver, Talk of ink and politically incorrectness ensue while John Wayne gets needled the entire time. EPISODE AVAILABLE SOON …….

HAREM FESTIVAL & THE BE SHARPS Live @ Crazy Frogs in Houston, TX - 3/26

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:38:51 +0000

HAREM FESTIVAL is sharing it’s greatness with North Houston tonight, March 26th, as they take the stage @ CRAZY FROGS! THE BE SHARPS will be there too! Don’t be a pussy. Be somebody! Trek your way to 3939 F.M. 1960 West, Houston, TX. Doors open @ 8 p.m.

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BE SURE to get this real & functional “THE B E S H A R P S” tee for only $8 at the show!!

SUAGRBALL EXPRESS Live @ The 19th Hole in The Woodlands, TX - 3/26

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:17:21 +0000

Howdy y’all! Looking for a shit-kickin’, psycho-billy good time?! Mosey on down to The 19th Hole tonight, March 26th, & experience SUGARBALL EXPRESS! Also performing: DEADEND COWBOYS, WHITE TRASH, & THE HAYMAKERS! 202 Sawdust Rd., The Woodlands, TX. $8, doors open @ 8 p.m.

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‘Company Loyalty’ - part 4

johnwayneisdead — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:06:42 +0000

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*-author’s note-
hello again, here the fourth installment in the series from my story ‘Company Loyalty‘. Be sure to catch up with the other parts first if you haven’t already. Thanks!
-jw

Catch up with part 3 here:
“Company Loyalty” - Part 3
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At home that night John-7 examined one of the many bags of K-Tall coffee in his pantry. He opened it, smelled it, poured some beans out in his hand and smelled those too. He dumped a healthy portion of the beans in the grinder and decided he’d make a pot to see if there was indeed something wrong with the batch from the office that day. When the brewing cycle of his K-Tall coffee machine had come to an end he poured a cup, and brought it to his nose to smell. It smelled the way his coffee normally did, but something was a little funny about it, a little off. Figuring he was just imagining it he took a healthy swig of the coffee and let it coat his entire pallet before swallowing. John-7 placed the cup on the counter in front of him and stared at it. There was no denying it now, the coffee had the same sour taste it had at work that day. An odd, unsettling feeling washed over John-7 as he stood there. He was beginning to realize something was not right, and it scared him.

He continued to stare into the black fluid of the cup when he saw a fly break the tension of the liquid and crawl out from the inside. John blinked his eyes hard and saw a second fly rise up out of the coffee. To the side of the cup he saw several other flies perched around the brim of his K-Tall coffee machine. He grabbed his cup, spilling some of it over the sides and onto his hand, and dumped it into the sink taking a step back as he did. He expected a swarm of flies to come at him from the sink, but there were none. He stepped back up to the sink and looked in, but the flies he had seen in his coffee only moments ago were not there. Looking back at his coffee machine he saw no flies there either.

John-7 dumped the rest of the coffee into the sink and turned toward his pantry. He grabbed an empty garbage bag and began filling it with all the bags of K-Tall brand coffee he had. There were nearly twenty of them and his bag was filled to the brim and heavy. He dragged it out to his trash can and slammed the lid down on top of it. One thing was for sure, John-7 would never drink K-Tall brand coffee again.

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That night John-7 could not sleep, though it was not for lack of trying. He lie in bed tossing, turning, and trying to think of anything else besides the events of that day. A couple of times he thought he heard the faint buzzing of flies coming from his kitchen, but after getting up to check it out twice, he decided his mind was playing tricks in him, or at least that’s what he hoped. After his second inspection he knew that sleep would not be an option for him this night so he sat in his oversized recliner with the current book he was attempting to read. John-7 attempted to read many books, but usually ended up getting only half to three quarters of the way through them before his interest waned. He used to be able to finish books when he was in college. He remembered enjoying reading at some point; at least he thought he remembered, but all that changed when he started working for K-Tall.

He found that many things that used to spark his interest no longer did, in fact he found that just about all of his hobbies had fallen by the wayside and reading was only one of them. He used to sit on the porch weekends and play his classical guitar, but it had been months since he had removed it from its stand in his den. He also used to take walks in the woods for hours almost trying to get lost just so he could find his way out again. Now he spent the bulk of his weekends watching television, and basically doing nothing much in general. His stomach was beginning to grow round with his apathy and he was sure that if he continued on this way he would have to by new pants by the fall. He was always going to start exercising tomorrow; or at least that’s what he told himself continually to ease his mind as he slowly moved further away from physical fitness.

John-7 was almost dozing when he heard the buzzing again. His book fell from his hands disappearing into the side of the recliner as he leaned forward. This time he knew that he distinctly heard it coming from outside. He stood up, listened, and headed toward the back door grabbing the wooden baseball bat he kept in the corner. The sound grew louder as he approached the backdoor. John-7 could see the trash can he had thrown all the coffee in earlier through the windows in his door, and he knew that without a doubt the buzzing was coming from there.

He placed his hand on the door knob, still clutching the bat in his free hand. The buzzing seemed to grow even louder as he turned the knob, but when he threw open the door he was greeted by the still silence of the night. John-7 cautiously stepped outside and turned toward the trash can. He held the bat up over his head in a striking pose as he reached for the lid with his other hand. His heart was racing and his hand clutched the bat so tightly that his knuckles had turned white. John-7 snatched the lid from the can and threw it aside, stepping back not sure what to expect. He peered into the can now holding the bat with both hands and saw nothing but the bag he had placed in there hours ago.

John-7 chuckled as he picked the lid up and placed it back where it belonged. He returned to the living room and settled into his chair once again closing his eyes and beckoning to the sandman until he finally arrived.

‘WHO AM I?’ - DLG Ice Video

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 03:34:52 +0000

On March 24th, 2010 REVEREND BUTTER was invited to be a guest on KHOU’s ‘GREAT DAY HOUSTON’ hosted by Deborah Duncan. The topic for the show was “What Makes You Famous?” Reverend Butter answered the riddle the only way he knows how; by slicin’, dicin’, & sacrificin’!! Have Reverend Butter create something special for your party or event. Call DLG ICE FACTORY @ (713)633-4603

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COLDFRONT (feat. REVEREND BUTTER & DOWNFALL 2012), SUGARBALL EXPRESS, & HAREM FESTIVAL Live @ Last Concert Cafe - 4/10

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:44:45 +0000

The heat is on in H-Town now that ole’ man winter packed up his shit & skipped town. Cool off with The COLD FRONT, featuring live ice sculpting by REVEREND BUTTER as DOWNFALL 2012 kicks out tha’ jams! Saturday, April 10th @ LAST CONCERT CAFE in Houston, TX is tha’ spot! SUGARBALL EXPRESS & HAREM FESTIVAL will get you warmed up before COLD FRONT blasts through & chills your sweet sweeeet ass! 1403 Nance st. 18 & up, doors open @ 8 p.m. Ticket info @ omegaprophetmusic.com. Holla!

Bring a poncho, ’cause you WILL get wet! Here’s a taste of what to expect….

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3.02 - Happy Rapeisode Day!

Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:31:03 +0000

ENTER: MARTY-SAUCE! We are proud to introduce to the world, LETTERS TO VOLTRON’s new skin-beater, Marty-sauce!! And now that you’re gaining consciousness after that wild St. Patrick’s Day chug-a-thon, gather around & listen up! This week we’re celebrating our culture’s obsession with celebrating holidays, especially if we have no idea why the day is celebrated in the first place! Also, REVEREND BUTTER returns to share freshly thawed tales of the 2010 Ice Art Championship in Alaska.

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