http://www.naivix.com/ 奶味网-笑话- 最新RSS订阅 naivix naivix Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:31:27 +0800 webmaster@naivix.com (jeff) 30 http://www.naivix.com/favicon.ico http://www.naivix.com/ naivix/jokehttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with NewsAlloySubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with Attensa for OutlookSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with FlurrySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily Rotation http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/naivix/joke/~3/mkF6soSNSn0/redirect.php http://www.naivix.com/publish/redirect.php?id=613101 话说还是我们班主任，由于平时特别节省，一辆骑了N年的紫色儿自行车，带我们那三年里面基本上放学后看到他做的第一件事儿就是给自行车打气，也没个车闸，半路上要是碰到个熟人，遇到突发情况都是用脚蹭着前面的轮子，让车速慢下来。 <br /> <br /> 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当时我想炫耀自己的后天本事，我就告诉大家，说小时候我家里从不让我喝酒，就这几年，喝得比较多. <br /> <br /> 后来暑假咱们一群人又坐在一起聚餐了.有一位是同学的表哥 ，我给他劝酒，他说喝不下了，当时就问了我一句:&quot;为什么你这么能喝？” <br /> 其实当时我也有点高了， <br /> 答“小时候家里练的”<br /> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A2SIKuFVMrSTnGhPrEPvbROYAmU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A2SIKuFVMrSTnGhPrEPvbROYAmU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A2SIKuFVMrSTnGhPrEPvbROYAmU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A2SIKuFVMrSTnGhPrEPvbROYAmU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/naivix/joke?a=bkm32l2ldnQ:odJ7bs7YRGk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/naivix/joke?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/naivix/joke?a=bkm32l2ldnQ:odJ7bs7YRGk:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/naivix/joke?i=bkm32l2ldnQ:odJ7bs7YRGk:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/naivix/joke?a=bkm32l2ldnQ:odJ7bs7YRGk:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/naivix/joke?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/naivix/joke?a=bkm32l2ldnQ:odJ7bs7YRGk:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/naivix/joke?i=bkm32l2ldnQ:odJ7bs7YRGk:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/naivix/joke/~4/bkm32l2ldnQ" height="1" width="1"/> 笑话 webmaster@naivix.com (jeff) Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:30:31 +0800 http://www.naivix.com/publish/redirect.php?id=612874 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/naivix/joke/~3/1D6jeWMYhEo/redirect.php http://www.naivix.com/publish/redirect.php?id=612875 我们高中时候的数学老师，一老头，人挺憨厚的。有一回，老头讲函数的习题，这题的条件里面有两个函数，G(X)和f(x)，老头问我们哪个函数解题比较简便。底下的人稍微算了下，回答G(X)。老头问，是吗？答，是。老头说，好，那就用G吧。<br /> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xQo_R94XDE8lsFPNBi4CQGuUSRs/0/da"><img 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