tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247Thu, 19 Dec 2024 03:32:27 +0000Sardar SmsPunjabi SmsDecent SmsExams SMSBirthday SmsTodays Thought SmsFaraz SmsBreak Up SmsDouble Meaning SmsNaughty SmsFunny SmsValentines Day SmsRomantic SmsNew Year SmsAnniversary SmsRainy Day Barish SMSBengali SMSBroken Heart SmsQuestion Answer SmsRiddle SMSQuotations SMSFree Sms Jokes - Text Messages Collection In Urdu Hindi and English, Funny text sms, free sms, sms jokes, funny mms, faraz sms, hindi sms, dirty adult sms, sms marketing, poetry sms and morehttp://nachosms.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)Blogger1053125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-1156398188731755764Sat, 23 May 2009 22:15:00 +00002009-05-23T15:20:04.517-07:00Funny SmsFunny Sms: Mehran k khuwabHight of hasratwritten at back of suzuki mehran…......main bari ho k parado banoun gehttp://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/05/mehran-k-khuwab.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-8197249585249904241Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:41:00 +00002009-03-17T02:42:12.375-07:00Sardar SmsText Sardar SmsThe math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/wasnt-paying-attention-in-class.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-8875740933636682247Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:40:00 +00002009-03-17T02:41:25.362-07:00Sardar SmsNewly Added Sardar SmsInterviewer: wat is ur qualification?Sardar: Sir i m Ph.D.Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.D.?Sardar: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/what-do-u-mean-by-phd.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-973014951717223204Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:40:00 +00002009-03-17T02:40:48.824-07:00Sardar SmsFunny Sardar SmsLecturer : Explain digestive system in one sentence?Sardar:its a process that starts with right hand & ends with left hand http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/its-process-that-starts-with-right-hand.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-4154281376655634789Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:39:00 +00002009-03-17T02:40:05.423-07:00Sardar SmsLatest&Funny Sardar Smssardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/u-r-very-lucky.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-8796660047359378746Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:38:00 +00002009-03-17T02:39:21.201-07:00Sardar SmsNew Sardar Sms in UrduSardar: Mai kal gana Ga raha tha to kisi ne mujpar chappal phekaFriend:Tune Gana roka nahiSardar:Nahi maine phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya..mein ek chappal toh nahi pehan sakta naa http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/phir-gaaya-aur-doosre-chappal-ka.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-706579607986404704Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:37:00 +00002009-03-17T02:38:33.000-07:00Sardar SmsText Sardar SmsNext 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?GUJ : PATHANMARATI :SACHINSardar -SANIYA MIRZA.SANIYA Q..?SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE... ;-http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/t-shirt-nikalegi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-8609959109865301357Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:37:00 +00002009-03-17T02:37:42.871-07:00Sardar SmsLAtest Sardar Sms in Urdu1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,Srdr aaya Aur Bola:"Oye Chotu!Daddy Kitthe He? http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/murti-ki-jagah-choti-murti-rakh-di.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-5677044678801136344Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:36:00 +00002009-03-17T02:36:58.130-07:00Sardar SmsFunny Sardar Sms in English NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.magar adhe raste se vapas!Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:"AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/3sardar-chand-pe-bheje.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-8811749903150950952Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:35:00 +00002009-03-17T02:36:05.001-07:00Sardar SmsNewly Added Sardar Sms in EnglishRUSSIA:We R 1st in space.USA:We R 1st on d moon. SARDAR:We'll be 1st on d sun.USA:U cant land on d sun,its hot.SARDAR:We R not stupids.We 'll go AT night... http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/u-cant-land-on-d-sun.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-5286464271951671558Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:34:00 +00002009-03-17T02:35:24.215-07:00Sardar SmsFunny Sardar Sms in PunjabiChota Sardar To His Papa: Mainu Shadi Kerni HaiPapa: Putter Kide NaalSon: Papa Daadi Maa NaalPapa: Begairata'n O Meri Maa Ae...Son: Te Tussi Meri Maa Naal KiOn Kita... ? ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/funny-sardar-sms-in-punjabi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-2306870249206798084Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:34:00 +00002009-03-17T02:34:43.610-07:00Sardar SmsLatest Sardar SmsAdmi Sardar Se:"Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai"Sardar Replied:......"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota"Point 2 B Noted... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/sardar-aqalmand-hota-hai.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-4510431272235865112Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:33:00 +00002009-03-17T02:34:09.847-07:00Sardar SmsNew Sardar SmsSon : We will soon become rich..Sardar : how.?Son : tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-mathematics-teacher-will-teach.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-4985614696474119096Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:32:00 +00002009-03-17T02:33:20.443-07:00Sardar SmsText Sardar SmsTeacher : Sach aur veham me kya fark hai..?Santa : Aap jo humko parha rahe hainwoh sach hai,lekin hum sab parh rahe haiye apka veham hai... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/aap-jo-humko-parha-rahe-hain.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-2824276979503028415Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:31:00 +00002009-03-17T02:32:43.275-07:00Sardar SmsNewly Added Sardar Sms in EnglishFour guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH fromPunjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.One common question was asked to all of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comesinstantly in your mind.MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/nothing-can-travel-faster-than-ligh.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-5759527542576109796Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:30:00 +00002009-03-17T02:31:36.459-07:00Sardar SmsFunny Sardar Sms in Englishone Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.Alady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.Sardaranswered " No No Me Banta Singh"Third onecame and asked the same question Sardar was totallyannoyed and decided to shift his place.While walking hesaw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/decided-to-shift-his-place.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-5910545505274960122Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:30:00 +00002009-03-17T02:30:53.405-07:00Sardar SmsLatest Sardar Sms in EnglishSardar got job in a Telenor Call Centre..Customer: My Telenor SIM blocked what to do?Sardar: don't take tension. Remove Telenor, visit Insta customer service center, put Warid SIM, load Jazz card, and enjoy Paktel to Paktel free talk time .Thank u 4 calling Ufone... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-telenor-sim-blocked.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-5480152418212088190Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:29:00 +00002009-03-17T02:29:56.795-07:00Sardar SmsNew Sardar Sms in UrduAutowala: saab! 30 rupiye huye.Santa: ye lo 15 rupiye.Autowala: saab ye to beyimaani hai.Santa:Abay! Beyimani kesi?tu b to baith k aya he,aadhe Tu day... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/saab-ye-to-beyimaani-ha.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-928317518042185634Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:28:00 +00002009-03-17T02:29:19.364-07:00Sardar SmsText Sardar Sms in EnglishJasmeet Kaur Watched Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High & Low,All Over The Living Room.She Asked Him : “ What Are You So Frantically Searching? “Santa Singh : Hidden Cameras.Jasmeet : And What Makes You Think There Are Hidden Camera Here?Santa : Or Else, Every Few Minutes, How Is That Guy On Television SayingYou Are Watching The Star World Chennel’ ? “ How Can Hehttp://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/there-are-hidden-camera-here.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-3757064936693724052Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:28:00 +00002009-03-17T02:28:33.611-07:00Sardar SmsNewly Added Sardar SmsHow Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways??.....He Buys The Ticket But Doesn't Travel... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/sardar-cheat-railways.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-3472379830365529710Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:27:00 +00002009-03-17T02:27:57.115-07:00Sardar SmsFunny Sardar SmsWife : You Say I Look Old But People Still Praise Me.Sardar: It Must Be Banta Singh.Wife : How Do You Know?Sardar: He Is A Scrap Dealer... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/people-still-praise-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-4227710270283828129Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:26:00 +00002009-03-17T02:27:25.521-07:00Sardar SmsLatest Sardar SmsSardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductorasked for ticket..He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/conductor-asked-for-ticket.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-6436341937250986924Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:26:00 +00002009-03-17T02:26:53.748-07:00Sardar SmsNew Sardar Sms SANTA: I AM VERY UPSETMY WIFE ALWAYS TALKSABOUT HER FORMER HUSBANDWHO DIED 5 YEARS AGO.BANTA: THANK GOD, SHEDOESN'T TALK ABOUTHER NEXT HUSBANDLIKE MY WIFE... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/she-doesnt-talk-about.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-2568761436168782118Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:25:00 +00002009-03-17T02:26:19.749-07:00Sardar SmsText Sardar SmssArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/patient-ko-behosh-kyu-karte-hai.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6890345519986201247.post-8318972926021847783Sat, 14 Mar 2009 09:14:00 +00002009-03-14T02:14:53.552-07:00Sardar SmsJust Arrived Sardar SmssArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;-> http://nachosms.blogspot.com/2009/03/time-pe-patient-ko-behosh-kyu-karte-hai.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Rehan)0