My Naked Ass

Cute Ass

Old Donkey — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:17:48 +0000

It’s cute. What else can I say?

I forgot about Aphex Twin…

Old Donkey — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:18:02 +0000

Until I was searching for donkeys on youtube, and I found this… It’s so very wrong and has nothing to do with donkeys.

Stupid Cute Bastard

Old Donkey — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 21:56:20 +0000

This dumb ass donkey gives all us regular donkeys a bad name. He’s lazy, he’s depressing, he’s cute. What? Why is that cute? I don’t understand how he can get away with being such a dick. There’s that lazy horse that hangs out by the barn all the time.. he’s lazy but not depressing… nobody thinks he’s [...]

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Old Donkey — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:40:41 +0000

You can! register and contribute! How’s it work? First, you register. Then you post. All initial posts will be moderated. If you’re fun and exciting you can eventually get promoted to an editor and handle your own stuff. So, post away. Videos, haiku’s, random stories… Login and your dashboard links are available on the left under ‘Feed [...]

Riding on a Donkey

Old Donkey — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:29:53 +0000

This is a classic for me. I love it.

The Donkey’s Dream… Or Not

Old Donkey — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:20:57 +0000

This is how they make you think a donkey dreams: This is the truth: Damn Scamming advertisers.

A Happy Holiday Message From Your Ass

Old Donkey — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:05:17 +0000

Well, as a bored old ass I’d like to wish you happy holidays, merry christmas, etc. With that, a song.

Not much Happening

Old Donkey — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:36:43 +0000

not much has been happening on the farm lately. i guess i should get out and maybe take care of some ass-like things. graze some grass on the side of a hill or something useful. god, i’m lazy. if you’re just stopping by, leave a comment to say hi.

Ode To a Rider

Old Donkey — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:03:41 +0000

there was a guy named ass who rode upon this fine ass he scratched his balls saw water falls and got my hoof in his ass

Fabulous Donkey Poetry

Old Donkey — Sat, 09 May 2009 19:01:06 +0000

there was was a girl named tass who had a fantastic ass not pretty and pink as you may think but old and grey, eating grass.