My Naked Ass

Riding on a Donkey

Old Donkey — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:29:53 +0000

This is a classic for me. I love it.

The Donkey’s Dream… Or Not

Old Donkey — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:20:57 +0000

This is how they make you think a donkey dreams: This is the truth: Damn Scamming advertisers.

A Happy Holiday Message From Your Ass

Old Donkey — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:05:17 +0000

Well, as a bored old ass I’d like to wish you happy holidays, merry christmas, etc. With that, a song.

Not much Happening

Old Donkey — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:36:43 +0000

not much has been happening on the farm lately. i guess i should get out and maybe take care of some ass-like things. graze some grass on the side of a hill or something useful. god, i’m lazy. if you’re just stopping by, leave a comment to say hi.

Ode To a Rider

Old Donkey — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:03:41 +0000

there was a guy named ass who rode upon this fine ass he scratched his balls saw water falls and got my hoof in his ass

Fabulous Donkey Poetry

Old Donkey — Sat, 09 May 2009 19:01:06 +0000

there was was a girl named tass who had a fantastic ass not pretty and pink as you may think but old and grey, eating grass.

Mommy? Is that You?

Old Donkey — Tue, 05 May 2009 23:04:02 +0000

Mommy? Is that You? No, sorry kid foal, that’s a horse. Your mom is dead. Yes, some asshole shot your mom. We live in an unfortunate world where killing and abusing animals is hilarious to retarded teens and human children. Dammit, I’m starting to sound like a fucking activist. Maybe I need to go out and carry some [...]

Seriously, Give These Asses a Break.

Old Donkey — Sat, 02 May 2009 04:48:48 +0000

This is clearly abuse. Animal abuse. This fat bastard weighs fifty times more than the donkey itself. Who’s idea was this? Was it the handler? Was it the rider? I do know it certainly wasn’t the donkey’s idea. If it was the handler he should have a swift donkey kick to the nuts. But he probably doesn’t [...]

Donkey to Star in “Shrek The Musical”

Old Donkey — Fri, 01 May 2009 05:52:51 +0000

Shrek the Musical is going to be opening in Chicago. Sure, the people on that news page seem to think that this is a sign of theatre being killed. But c’mon, shrek has one of the best donkey’s in the world! Ok, Maybe it is a bad sign. Actually, it is. It’s a horrible horrible idea. I’ve [...]

A Donkey Saves The Day

Old Donkey — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:53:09 +0000

Damn right she saved the day. A brave donkey has come to the rescue of a sheep that was being attacked by a dog. See that, a brave donkey. Not all asses are chickens. That sheep should be pretty damn thankful he lives in a field with a brave donkey. The damn dog should be taken out to [...]