my life is crap!

Please, let this birthday end soon

MLIC — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:21:43 +0000

Today was my birthday and 1) my best friend called to tell me I am a loser, 2) the 17 year old guy I have been hanging out with for the past two weeks is now hooking up with my 13 year old cousin, and 3) my dog died on my bed this morning…MLIC

My hopeless existence

MLIC — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:19:03 +0000

Today I live a life that is so unbearably awful that I can find no other way to go on but to leave it behind. I see no rainbow or sunshine after the storm. I am forced to work for, and with, people who are not worthy to be considered as human, yet I am forced to bow down to them, as if they are my betters. I am stuck in a position I can see no way out from. My life has been one screw up after another. I do not sleep at night as I know that I will wake up the next day to my agonizingly awful existence. I have now come to realize that there will never be a fairytale ending to my life. Everyday I see worthless morons having fantastic lives and I realize these people are less than human and not worthy of the riches and adulation they receive, yet they have such a fantastic life which leaves me wondering why my existence is so terrible and what I have done to deserve the hand I am dealt. I am now at an age that it is impossible to reverse my terrible existence and even though I realize this I can not come to terms with it, I have no way out of this hell. I can only hope that there is nothing beyond this mortal coil as the thought of another tormented existence is too much to bear. I need it all to stop…MLIC

This never would have happened on Scrubs

MLIC — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:14:10 +0000

Today I decided to try to cheer up my work friends with a song. You’re supposed to use a specific code to call out overhead to my department (PA system-style) – but apparently there is a secret code that will let you call out over the entire building. Guess who sang a song intended for her coworkers and, thanks to Technology Gods that are Always Angry With Me, I ended up having it broadcast all over the building instead? By the way it was late. Reaaaaally late. By the way I work at a hospital. Fired? You betcha. The kicker is: after I was done with the ditty, I hung up the phone, turned to the people I was working with and said “yeah…I’m totally not quitting my day job!”…MLIC

My manifesto

MLIC — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:10:00 +0000

Today I would like to introduce myself. My name is Jay. I am a regular 16 year old boy who attends a normal high school. As insignificant of a life I may live, I must tell of a situation in which I am slowly suffering from. Jeri is her name. No, this is not about love or any optimistic emotion. It is about anger and hatred towards me, an innocent boy. Everyday she ignores the fact that I have emotions as well. I fear that she may strike my weak and defenseless body. I cower in fear as she glares at me with burning eyes. I am so sad that even my tears are crying. My blood ceases as she insults me again and again. Just recently she took violent, physical actions to display her aggressive nature. I swear I was a dead man. I was swimming in my own fear, in my own pain. Death may be the better choice in this terrible life under the femine oppressor, Jeri. Yes, maybe I am a pussy but what can I do? I am scared. I have no strength to fight back this injustice. Her friend Jamilla is no better. She continues to tell me I will obtain “asian cookies”. How offensive. Fellow MyLifeIsCrap users, accept my plea of help. Help me. I cannot even sleep at night because I am afraid of having a nightmare. My nightmares consist of dying, crying, bleeding, and pain, pain, pain. Jamilla tells me I need purple highlights. They only find the faults within my normal physical features. How pitiful of a life I am living, am I not? Fellow users, feel my pain. Live it with me. They call it “a form of love” but what a lie. I am living under a socialistic, school life. Terrible. Just terrible my friends…MLIC

The Playa

MLIC — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:06:40 +0000

Today I feel ripped off. My best friend and I have been so close for over a year – we talk to each other every day. I always knew he liked me because he told me and we always thought one day we might be together. But when he got his chance to kiss me, the day after everything changed. He was my first kiss and I trusted he wouldnt treat me like he does everyone else. He told me it would be different. But it turns out that even his best friend can’t stop him from being a playa. Everythings ruined. My first kiss meant nothing to him…MLIC

Happy Veterans Day

MLIC — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:03:36 +0000

Today, my husband of 2 years told me that he cheated on me while I was in Iraq. If that’s not bad enough, he moved to North Carolina with my sister – and now she’s pregnant…MLIC

Can’t get their minds out of the weeds

MLIC — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:00:43 +0000

Today I had to teach 2 freshman English classes. As the semester has progressed they’ve become more and more lifeless. However, today they seemed near dead but with their eyes stuck wide open. They just sat their with this horrified look on their faces. I’ve lost about 20 pounds recently – so none of my pants really fit anymore and I spend much of class time hiking my pants up or shifting them around as a result. Today my pants seemed as if they did not want to stay on. They kept creeping down and I kept pulling them back up. Half-way through the second class as I’m standing behind the podium I realize the zipper is down and stuck and the button has popped open. To make matters worse I wore a pink mesh thong. So now my students know their 40 year old teacher wears a thong and hasn’t gotten a bikini wax in months…MLIC

Tumor twice

MLIC — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:07:50 +0000

Today I realized that 11 months ago, I found a tumor and had to get it removed. 5 months ago, I found out that the tumor regrew and I had to go through chemo and radiation to, hopefully, get rid of it for good. Next month we find out if I went through hell for nothing. I am 17 years old, a senior at a high school, and am losing my boyfriend because I lost my hair. I hope that everything isn’t for nothing. My life is crap, because of a tumor in my head, that only 6 other people in the United States have ever had, and I am 2 of those people because it happened to me TWICE…MLIC

No one will share my hottub

MLIC — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:04:22 +0000

Today at the YMCA hottub, I was hanging with some people I want to be my friends. We were taking turns seeing how long we could hold our breath under water. On my turn I guess I stayed under too long, because when I finally came up for air – everyone had left. I guess they got bored and left me…MLIC

My virtual life sucks!

MLIC — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:01:04 +0000

Today I realized how pathetic my life really is. I made a Facebook page and searched for everyone I know. Turns out I don’t know anyone on Facebook. That was my last chance – turns out I don’t have any real friends either…MLIC