Melissa Maples

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.10

Melissa — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:00:31 +0000

Party for the sailors:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.09

Melissa — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:00:26 +0000

I actually know what happened here— this started out as “Dream Team” in English, then got translated into Turkish as something like “Amazing Crew,” and then when it was time to translate back into English for some reason, “Amazing Crew” became “Fantastic Group”:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.08

Melissa — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:00:23 +0000

Take a the shower and put some the fancy clothes on:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.07

Melissa — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:00:05 +0000

Better out than in:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.06

Melissa — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:00:12 +0000

I think we can guess what’s up:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.05

Melissa — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:00:15 +0000

I knew you should have gotten that hole in your heart patched up:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.04

Melissa — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:00:44 +0000

Don’t drink and drive:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.03

Melissa — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:00:30 +0000

I guess you could say I’m addicted to fashior:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.02

Melissa — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:00:35 +0000

19 is a difficult age to be:

¡Feliz Día de los Muertos!

Melissa — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:26:59 +0000

I’m thinking about adopting this look permanently.

Bizarre Bazaar 09.11.01

Melissa — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:00:06 +0000

Just hand over that flask:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.31

Melissa — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:00:57 +0000

But mostly down.

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.30

Melissa — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:00:32 +0000

You stole my heart and took it to a place where tabs of acid were $3 each.

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.29

Melissa — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:00:30 +0000

As in “don’t have on a bra,” for example:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.28

Melissa — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:00:29 +0000

Let the commencement beginulate:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.27

Melissa — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:00:16 +0000

I always wanted a license plate that indicated “you’re a bumpass”:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.26

Melissa — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:00:14 +0000

Being world calss is hard:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.25

Melissa — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 09:00:32 +0000

Is that a request, or are you just wondering?

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.24

Melissa — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:00:00 +0000

Er, no comment:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.23

Melissa — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:00:04 +0000

Pretty soon it’ll be snowg style:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.22

Melissa — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:00:03 +0000

Insert inappropriate Your Mom joke here:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.21

Melissa — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:00:56 +0000

Straight outta… wait, what?

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.20

Melissa — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:00:46 +0000

We may never find out what the woods are in:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.19

Melissa — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:00:53 +0000

I actually had someone ask me how I knew this wasn’t authentic Peanuts merchandise:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.18

Melissa — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:00:09 +0000

Where baseball meets medicine:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.17

Melissa — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:00:43 +0000

Yeah, I would definitely say I’m permanently transformed:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.16

Melissa — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:00:27 +0000

They don’t call it the money shot for nothing:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.15

Melissa — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:00:16 +0000

There was a young woman who lived in a shoe:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.14

Melissa — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:00:59 +0000

Just kidding, there is no future:

Bizarre Bazaar 09.10.13

Melissa — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:00:56 +0000

You heard the bag, get to it: