Will it be four games or six?  We don’t know and Roger Goodell isn’t saying.  As it stands, Roethlisberger will serve a six-game suspension. Goodell stated that he’d consider reducing the count to four based on Roethlisberger’s behavior leading up to the season.

So here we are a few days out from training camp and the Roethlisberger suspension is still old news.  Hey, Goodell will get back to us!  Frankly, six games or four games, the Steelers are in good hands with Leftwich.

And that concludes this week’s “Non Story of the Week”.

The addition of Terrell Eldorado Owens to the Bengals of Cincinnati officially makes it a contest between two teams. Which two, you ask? HA! The Steelers and the Ravens, of course

Can you even begin to imagine the cancerous locker room situation in Bengalville? How will the mega egos of Ocho Cinco and TO ever manage to co-exist? Will there ever be enough footballs to go around? How can Carson Palmer hope to appease those two?

But wait, there’s more:   The Bengals have already signed Antonio Bryant!  I couldn’t have fabricated a more disastrous scenario for a division rival had I worked all night on it.  OK, that’s a lie.  Still, this is nearly perfection.

Steelers fans everywhere are rubbing their hands together, waiting for the implosion to begin.  Oh, November 8 can’t get here soon enough!

If you haven’t  heard it by now then here you go:  The Steelers’ first round draft pick,  Maurkice Pouncey, was arrested.  Oh wait, this isn’t  Ravens’ news.  He wasn’t arrested at all!  Heck, he didn’t even do anything illegal. Pouncey was found to have accepted money from an agent prior to finishing his college career.  While this may impact the Florida Gators’ football program, it will have little to no affect on Pouncey.

Think of the money as an advance.

And that concludes this week’s “Non Story of the Week”.

It turned out that Brett Favre had one heck of a  season for the Vikings.  I was skeptical of his remaining talent after the sorry end to his season with the Jets, but he proved all doubters wrong.

What a season.

What a playoffs.

What a game, the NFC Championship.

And what an off season!  Almost no talk at all of the The Fav-ruh. Scarcely a “Will he?” or “Won’t he?” be back with the Vikings.  It’s been a blessing.  But now training camp nears and that means a decision will arrive in about a month, somewhere towards the end of camp and the beginning of the preseason schedule.

My prediction?  The Fav-ruh will return, but I will once again be skeptical.  While 2009 was the best statistical season of his career (it wasn’t even close) his age remains the primary concern.  When the end nears, an NFL player’s performance tends to drop dramatically.  Think of an anvil and a cliff.

08/03/2010 Update

The Fav-ruh has announced his intention to remain retired, it seems that sore ankle just won’t heal correctly.

Yeah, right. Can you say “Mo money?” Brett Favre can.

With training camp 2010 less than two weeks away, bloggers everywhere have dusted off their keyboards in preparation for a season of ill-conceived, homer opinions.

I’m looking forward to this season. NFL pundits of all stripes are writing off the Steelers. Guess what, that’s how the boys in black and gold like it. And it’s how I like it! It gives me extra ammunition for a full season of blogging activities, that extra bit of self-righteous indignation, basically, a little extra inspiration.  (“And you fools actually thought the Steelers couldn’t win with Leftwich?  Ha!”)

When camp gets rolling we’ll begin to see the bigger picture. Will the Steelers implement more of a running based offense? Did Tomlin do the right thing in retaining Bruce Arians (NO!)? Will the offensive line get it together despite the injuries? What can we expect from the secondary this season? How is Aaron Smith feeling? Will Polamalu be healthy this year? Will Mendenhall continue to improve?  Will Isaac Redman make the roster this time around? Is Mike Wallace up to the challenge?

Yes people, these questions and more will be answered over the next month as camp comes and goes and the preseason games begin. And after the regular season is a quarter done, the biggest question for most people will be answered.  What of Ben Roethlisberger?

It’s just what the world needs:  another opinion on Ben Roethlisberger.  Why not though?  I’m right in the target demographic that loves to have an opinion on this topic.  Sports fan?  Check.  Steelers fan? Check. Blog that nobody reads? Check.  What a perfect confluence!

My thinking is all over the place on the topic of Big Ben, particularly after reading the recent Sports Illustrated article.  The article didn’t change my mind on the legal issues.  Ben has a civil case in Las Vegas related to an incident last off-season and there’s the more recent incident in Georgia which, so far, has yielded no legal proceedings.  It seems like there’s no shortage of extremely judgmental thinking in this area but the facts are quite simple. First,  no criminal charges have resulted from either case.  Second, it’s not illegal to be an asshole. Third, we need morality police like we need another hole in our head.  That’s not the “royal we” either, it’s you and me I’m talking about; we don’t need ‘em and we certainly should not perpetuate the despicable behavior.

So there.  Am I a jaded sports fan? Perhaps. But if we stick to the facts we see two acts of possible assholery.  Does anyone even wonder if there could be an NFL next season if Roger Goodell suspended all the assholes? Not me.

What disturbs me more about Big Ben is the sense of entitlement. When will he learn that a little humility and gratitude go a long way? As a fan, Ben’s attitude worries me. It makes me think that his better days are already behind him, at the age of 28!  He should be entering the prime of his career with every reason to expect multiple Lombardis to come. Don’t hold your breath fellow Steelers fans, not until we see some changes from the man. (It actually feels odd to call someone who behaves like Roethlisberger a man.)

It would be nice if Roethlisberger showed us fans that he understood he’s playing a role in a larger production. He’s part of a team; hell, he’s part of an institution. He played a small role in their Super Bowl XL victory in that he didn’t flat-out lose the game for them and he made a few important plays down the stretch. His role was much larger in Super Bowl XLIII though, his performance absolutely vital to the outcome.  But they wouldn’t have won without a great performance by Troy Polamalu or without the outside linebackers turning up the intensity at the end or without Silverback’s record-setting interception return or without the MVP’s clutch catch. Yes, it was a team victory. It always is.

What do I want to see out of my quarterback? Not much really.  Just the commitment of guys like the following season’s Super Bowl quarterbacks, Drew Brees and Peyton Manning. Brees does nothing short of walk on water in New Orleans. The rest of the the time? He’s beating his coach to work to study and remove any weakness he can find. Manning? When he’s not whoring himself out to yet another commercial sponsor he’s staying late to throw passes to his young receivers to help them improve their game to help him improve his game to help improve the team, even if it sometimes isn’t enough (see SB XLIV).

So what’s the point of this blog entry? Just to say this one thing, “Hey Big Ben, grow the fuck up.”

We will unleash hell in Cleveland.  This I swear!

This isn’t about the team physician recommending that Ben Roethlisberger sit out the Ravens game; rather, it’s the next opponent on the schedule.  And friend, the Oakland Raiders are just what the doctor ordered.

While Dennis Dixon performed well enough to get a win in Baltimore, the end result was another loss.  A terrific finish to the first half of the season has morphed to a disastrous start for the second half as the Steelers have lost three in a row.  They are 6-5 and out of the playoff picture.  They’ll most likely need to run the table and cross their fingers to grab the last playoff spot.

Losing to the Bengals at home hurt.  Losing to the Chiefs on the road hurt more.  But losing to the hated Ravens after holding the lead and forcing 4th and 5 on their side of the field with less than two minutes remaining?  That’s a poke in the eye and a kick to the privates.  The Steelers need a win badly to end this 3-game skid.  And what better way to start than with the Oakland Raiders?

The Raiders are starting journeyman Bruce Gradkowski at QB after benching Jamarcus Russell.  But it doesn’t seem to matter as their dismal offensive output plods along at 10 points per game, last in the league.  And while the defense looks good in some categories, they give up over 20 points per game.  Surely the Steelers can manage to net a touchdown and couple of field goals on offense while breaking even on special teams and defense.  Is it too much to ask?

Answer this, can the current Super Bowl  Champions lose to both Kansas City and Oakland in a three-game span?  I say no, they can’t.  The Steelers are better than that.  They still have possibilities this season, but they must defeat a bottom feeder this week to begin realizing them.

Yahoo says they’ve been there before:  “Their task over the next five weeks is a familiar one to the veterans. They were 7-5 and had to win four straight to make the playoffs in 2005. They did just that, and then swept all four in the postseason on the road to win Super Bowl XL.”

Big Ben will be back.  The Steelers need to take their medicine and whip those dirty Raiders.  Then all will be well.

Sing to the tune of The Candyman, Willy Wonka style:

Who can take a winner?
And run them in the ground.
Who can break a running game that was newly found?
Bruce Arians
Bruce Arians can
Bruce Arians can ’cause he calls a stupid game and makes the offense go away.

That’s right people, Bruce Arians can turn a 17-7 halftime lead into sure defeat. It requires a special kind of talent to blow a game like that. It’s a rare coach who can call 26 passing plays to 10 running plays with a 10 point lead.

I suppose Arians is an easy target.  He didn’t ask to start in a 7 point hole.  Thank you, special teams!

And he didn’t give up a late 91 yard TD drive.  Thank you, defense!

And I suppose he didn’t tell Big Ben to toss those two interceptions.  Thank you, Ben!

But he did call the offense and design the offensive game plan.  Is the goal to get Ben over 300 yards or to win football games?

Maybe this team isn’t who we thought they were.

Maybe we’ll find out who they are next Sunday night in Baltimore.  I’m curious about how many points the Steelers will get on the betting line because there’s no way Vegas considers this team a favorite.

Prove them wrong, Steelers.

The Pittsburgh Steelers have walked a strange path so far this season.  They started with a victory over their 2008 nemesis, the Titans of Tennessee.  But they lost their All World safety to a cringe-worthy knee injury which had fans cursing Madden NFL maker EA Sports and their selection of Troy Polamalu for the game’s cover.

Two weeks and two losses later had fans cursing the hangover effect.  How could a team led by the mopey Jay Cutler defeat the Steelers?  How could the Bengals defeat the Steelers?  The Bengals!? How could the Ravens already have a two-game division lead? How could the Steelers be in third place in the division they’ve owned for the ’00′s?  How could Jeff Reed do this to us?

Now, at the end of October, the perspective has changed.  The Steelers have a 4-game winning streak.  They knocked off the undefeated Vikings, sacking the Fav-ruh and stuffing the AD.  The Ravens lost three in a row and now the Steelers share the division lead with those surprising Bengals.

Are things getting back to normal? Polamalu has returned to the lineup but Aaron Smith’s season is over (even if he didn’t grace EA’s game cover).  Seemingly shaky early in the season, the defense is rounding into form.  And while it’s still Big Ben’s offense, the running game has emerged.  Whether due to Rashard Mendenhall’s recent opportunity, an improved offensive line or a little of both matters not.  The Steelers ran the ball on the Vikings and got tough yards when necessary.

So now we find ourselves at the bye.  It’s time for the team to heal, regroup and successfully negotiate the off week.  That means you, Jeff Reed.  Stay in the car.  Everyone else, as you were.

Then it’s straight ahead to the next challenge, the undefeated Denver Broncos and football in November.