Marketing Trend News

Online 48/7 – We Have to Clone You Now

Dennis Mills — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:14:20 +0000

Soon YOU will be online 48/7. That is an actual statistical trend. So, um, is that whole cloning thing finally taking off? YES! Sorry, just kidding. If you got cloned, then your spouse would want to get cloned, and then the kids would all want to get cloned, and then they’d want the dog cloned, and the [...]

Web 2.0 – Stuck Behind The Curve

Dennis Mills — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:52:53 +0000

Everybody I know is tired of hearing about Web 2.0. But some people are determined to shoot themselves in the foot with very old bullets. Here’s what happened this week. That Mule Doesn’t Look So Good There I was, tearing through marketing sites this week, searching for treasure, poking, digging, muttering, like one of those [...]

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Inflate

Dennis Mills — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:42:12 +0000

The Appeal of Imminent Death Imagine this: You and your lovely wife hate each other, and 10 MILLION people tune in to watch! To watch what exactly? The gore! It’s like NASCAR, but with screaming children instead of screaming engines. The fans are in the bleachers, binoculars in hand, straining to see which of you will kill [...]