Ninjalist | LoftNinja's Approach to Brooklyn Real Estate

70 Cents per Square~ Come to Brooklyn if You Dare

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:32:00 +0000

This Data May Save You

70 Cents Per Square Foot~ 6000SF

Overhead door...loading...6000sf...high cielings

Perfect for storage or distribution of any type

10 Minutes to City~easy access to BQE

Call Carl Quick 646-261-6080

Space Like This Only Exists on the Moon

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 17:36:00 +0000

5000 SQ/FT with 16 ft ceilings available for storage space in secure
building, 24 hr access, loading docks ,some parking ,70 cents SQ/FT

Brooklyn
Call Carl 646-261-6080

Tired of Looking at Crap? Loftninja's Got the Map

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 21:34:00 +0000

Click to see large if you dare

Apartments, Lofts and Studios in North Brooklyn for rent. Williamsburg, Greenpoint and Bushwick. It's too damn cold to live outside....rent something! Call Loftninja's homey, Harley (347 370 9232) or send me an email and i'll make the connection.

Meserole St- Two bedroom $2,750 monthly, Currently vacant

South 4th ST-Studio $2,000 monthly. Currently vacant

Bayard ST- Two bedroom apartment $4,250 monthly. Will become vacant 2/28/2011.

Meserole St-Duplex apartment $2,250 monthly. Will become vacant on 2/28/2011

Bayard ST One bedroom apartment. $3250 Monthly. Will become vacant on 2/28/2011

Stockholm Street- Factory Loft 2br $1850

If you Live Here, You Should Move.

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:59:00 +0000

Did you know that 99 of the 200 Official Worse Places to live in NYC can be found in Brooklyn?[via Curbed, of course] Did you know that you could be living in one of them?
In Brooklyn, mostly. As the Wall Street Journal points out, the borough possesses nearly half the list at 99 buildings. Next is the Bronx with 70, and Manhattan with 23. Said HPD Commissioner Rafael Cestero in a statement, "For the families who call these Terrible 200 buildings home, the conditions pose a real threat to health and safety – not only to the tenants, but to the neighborhood as a whole." Here's the list of bad influences.

List of 200 AEP Buildings

Now tell loftninja something he didn't know...

Two True Live/Work Lofts Williamsburg Northside (For Musicians)

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 00:52:00 +0000

Williamsburg Live Work Lofts

What i got for you to consider is 2 Live/Work Lofts too cool for twitter. You won't find stainless and you won't find glitter but what you will find is SPACE if you're a go-getter.

Two 800 sq/ft private Live /Work Lofts
Original wood floors & warehouse windows
SW daylight
Blackout available
Wireless Internet
Tuffy Digital-Tech Cart
2-Clothing racks
1- Jiffy Steamer
Ironing board/iron
MiniFridge
Folding Tables
Full bathroom
Freight Elevator
-Third Floor
-Convenient access from Bedford L, Marcy JMZ, Metropolitan G trains
-Only a few short blocks from Williamsburg bridge and BQE
$3500 per month for Both Lofts
Call Carl to Discuss or to View 646-261-6080

Brooklyn NavyYard Warehouse 4000sf of Sweet Space

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 01:57:00 +0000

When Opportunity Knocks

Near the Brooklyn Navy Yard there is a Corner Warehouse Property 4000+sf with 12' ceilings, perfect for an artist collective! Could easily be THE SPACE for 7 or more professional artists. No living. Make an offer on the space...starting at $1sf per month.

Call Carl to see the space anytime 646-261-6080

1,2, 3,4 Looky at What Loftninja Has in Store~ Bushwick

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:04:00 +0000

BUSHWICK At Its Best!
BRAND NEW BUILDING
4 BEDROOMS $3500
3 BEDROOMS $ 3000
2 BEDROOMS $2100
-FULL KITCHEN WITH QUALITY APPLIANCES
-FULL BATHROOM WITH DEEP SOAKING TUB
-LAUNDRY IN EVERY UNIT!
-CITY VIEWS / ROOF DECK
-(L) TRAIN AT WILSON AVE ONE BLOCK!
-LARGE BEDROOMS WITH WINDOWS AND CLOSET SPACE

Excited yet? Of course you are....if you are ready to move, pull the trigger.

Is Your Landlord on This Map?

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 21:02:00 +0000

If so, their landlord skills are crap. Behold, I give you a customized google map showcasing the Worst Landlords in NYC. Found via GMaps Mania, I find this map to be not only a terrific source of information, but also a To Do list for the Loftninja. You know what I mean....a watchlist is exactly what I need. To the maker of this map...let's do lunch.

Greenpoint Joint with Bedrooms Times Two-Cheap as Hell for You

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:46:00 +0000

2br Apartment Greenpoint $1450

This Greenpoint apartment has 2bedrooms that are boxed, if you want to rent it, move quick like a fox...don't get blocked by brokers and their clocks we need action, gain traction-don't get locked. Loftninja would never steer you wrong, put down the bong and sing this song:

♫♫ I've been looking for months for a joint I can lease

My bread is strait, but brokers bring me yeast

I know for my price, I can't get a beast, but 2brs

and a kitchen and a bathroom at least ♫♫

Call Carl 646-261-6080 if you want to feast on this Greenpoint join before its deceased.

Close to Nassau and Greenpoint Stop on G train

7 minute walk to Bedford-not part of the song, please don't sing this.

3 Reasons to Move Your Office to Brooklyn

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:37:00 +0000

As if you needed more reasons to get out of Manhattan, here are 3 terrifically quiet warehouse commercial office spaces in Brooklyn for you to chew on.

1.( 1000 sf work only for $1500 )
2.( 3000 sf with inside loading dock for $3000)
3.( 3000 sf + full basement $3600 ) .

Don't worry, you can still get to Manhattan in 20 minutes via the subway, 15 minutes by car, 10 minutes by motorcycle, 5 minutes by catapult, 2 minutes by hang glider and if you know Scotty, i'd be willing to bet you could get over there in less than a second. Personally, I like catapults but that's just me. If you want to check out these spaces, call the Real Estate Ring Leader, Carl 646-261-6080
These spaces are near the BQE and a ten minute walk to L train. If you have a car, you're the new tenant! Congratulate yourself and pick up the phone you lucky winner you...

Brooklyn's No-Tell Motel, in Bushwick

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:48:00 +0000

New and Improved Kings Hotel

Always in a state of change, Bushwick's own King's Hotel has completed renovations and is open for business. We used to ride by this place and wonder what kinds of crazy situations must be occurring inside-when it looked like this:

Former View of Kings Hotel

Kings Hotel has a facebook fan page
And unlike most places in Bushwick, they actually guarantee a clean room! What a deal!

Here is a little more information from their website:

Our Family owned facility is an immaculately clean, discreet and friendly hotel, centrally located in Bushwick, Brooklyn just 15 minutes from the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Perfect for your next romatic get-away!

We have both single and double rooms, with and without baths. Daily, weekly and monthly rates as well as short stays are available. We consider customer privacy our paramount concern.

During your stay you will enjoy central air conditioning, cable TV and complimentary videos should you desire them. We look forward to meeting you and making your stay comfortable and discreet!

If you're looking for a temporary place to hang your hat in BK, this looks like the coolest option at the moment. Tell'em Loftninja sent ya!
King's Hotel Website

This North Brooklyn Warehouse Space MEGAPACK Will Melt Your Face Off

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 23:58:00 +0000

Well maybe it won't melt it, but it will change your expression if you are looking for warehouse space in Brooklyn....lets get on with it..

Don't be afraid to think big!

BIG WAREHOUSE SPACES AVAILABLE in BK

10,000 SF of WAREHOUSE GOODNESS 70¢ per SQUARE (Greenpoint)
near BQE and 10 min walk to trains-dividable
Call 646-261-6080

4000sf Warehouse MAKE ALL THE NOISE YOU WANT $6000(Greenpoint)
Call 646-261-6080

(Williamsburg) Need Storage? Need a place to warehouse items? As Large as you want...5,000sf-30,000sf Chainlinked separated interior commercial space with 18+ ft ceilings, loading dock and near trains. Reasonable offers accepted..make offer. Call 646-261-6080 for more info and to make an appt to see...MAKE AN OFFER

To Be Specific these spaces are great for:

ARTISTS,SCULPTORS,PAINTORS
DISTRIBUTORS
GALLERY FOLK
LOUD MUSICIANS
QUIET ONES WITH LOTS OF FRIENDS
METAL WORKERS
CARPENTERS
CUSTOM WOOKWORKERS
CIRCUS TRAINERS
DANCE TEACHERS
ACROBATS
...ok well maybe not too specific....call and we can discuss your requirements and set up a time to take a look. No BS here...just good ole clean American real estate, folks...

Fantastically Huge Greenpoint Joint Sure to Not Disappoint 3br Near L Train $2600 No Fee

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:26:00 +0000

Greenpoint 3br No Fee

Fantastically Huge Greenpoint Joint Sure to Not Disappoint
Three bedroom, living room, dining room, two baths and large modern
kitchen. many skylights , newly re done- oh what fun!, , will accept college
students ,1or 2 per room, ~~$2800~~ Reduced to $2600 + ~~one month fee~~ No Fee

Call Carl 646-261-6080

New UNreal Projects, ELECTRICARMS and SAYYIDAIRBORN

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:50:00 +0000

Those of you who really know the Loftninja are aware that real estate is only a small portion of what I do with my time. With that said, I felt it was time to let you guys in on what I have been doing lately, which is not real estate related at all. Loftninja has been Introducing ELECTRICARMS.COM- a first-of-its-kind Virtual Mixtape from SAYYIDAIRBORN, also known as M.Sayyid from the mega-mind blowing NY underground rap phenomenon known as The AntiPop Consortium. ELECTRICARMS explores the idea of mashing up the concept of a virtual tour (yes, that part is real estate related) with the process of a band or musician on tour. We've finished the northern region of the east coast of America at this point, covering NYC, Philly, Baltimore and DC and presently about to drop in on Atlanta and Miami..with a few surprises along the way. Subscribe to the SAYYIDAIRBORN blog for updates on this. Shout out to HPrizm and his BangerSessions Project which is by the way, OFF THE HOOK..
The other thing I've been working on is the UN-Official Anti-Pop Consortium Fan Network, which just launched yesterday. If you happen to be a fan of APC, you might wanna jump on it.

Visit Antipop Consortium Heatrays

Brooklyn Artists Make a Trailer Park/Nut Factory

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:39:00 +0000

You gotta hand it to all those Brooklyn ~~Hipsters~~ (i hate how that word is OVERUSED) Artists in Bushwick-they sure do come up with some off-the-wall shit (literally). Loftninja has been out of town and just caught wind of the new Nut Factory project, which is basically a trailer park in the middle of Bushwick First I would like to say how unbelievably bad-ass this idea is- It reminds me of my homey justiNYC's project to help the homeless off the streets, Home Free Organization. When everything which is fixed and unattainable becomes out of the question...go mobile! These guys should link up. Way to go!

Hilary Swank once said "“I don't know what I did in this life to deserve all of this. I'm just a girl from a trailer park who had a dream.”"

NYPost
Gawker
NYDaily News

Williamsburg Northside 6000sf for $8000 Nightclub, Beer garden, Catering Space

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:48:00 +0000

Be where the action is, PERFECT for Night Club, BEER GARDEN , Event Space, or Catering hall, High Ceiling,No columns. Frontage on two streets and adjacent to the single most successful night life attraction in Williamsburg and one of the finest restaurants in the area. The customers are here. 6000sf near Bedford L train $8000 month Call New World Realty 646-261-6080 or 862-438-5638 NO BROKERS PLEASE

So You Wanna Know How a Hipster Affords Rent in NYC

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Well according to this "Hipster" it's not easy. Especially if you plan to afford "skinny jeans," cocaine and booz. Rent is lame...just like everything else.

Throw Your Brooklyn New Years Eve Bash Here

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:15:00 +0000

Looking for a nice convenient events place to throw your NYE bash?

This is THE place you want. 5 minute walk to Bedford L in the Northside of Williamsburg. 30'+ ceilings, 4500sf with restrooms..clean and ready for you. Call Carl 646-261-6080 to discuss HINT: Might want to jump on this as soon as possible...

67,000sf Warehouse For Lease Greenpoint Brooklyn- Make Offer

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:03:00 +0000

Gigantic 67,000sf Warehouse with High Ceilings in Greenpoint Brooklyn for lease.
Convenience to BQE and Queens. 15 minutes to Manhattan. To view or make an offer call Carl 646-261-6080 soon. Alternatively, call 862-438-5638. Ahoy!

Introducing The unRealtor of Charleston SC-Jimbo Thompson

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:33:00 +0000

There's a New Superhero on the Horizon-The unRealtor

For the past couple of weeks, Loftninja has taken a short break from actual real estate in order to create and promote a friend from the south, know affectionately as The unRealtor. JimBo Thompson is a South Carolina Property Pro, having an extensive background in not only real estate, but construction, inspections and virtually every aspect of the property game. This makes him unLike any other agent in his area. He is knowledgeable and i dare anyone to ask him a question he can't answer! Not only can he tell you which home is best to buy, he will give you a list of reasons why, when and how it should be done. Look for tutorials and Howtos in the coming weeks as The unRealtor will show you everything from how to correctly apply stucco to reasons why it is a good time to buy a home. Truly a marvel, JimBo is one of the most experienced and educated agents in the field. Hailing from Charleston, SC- if you need help regarding any aspect of property in South Carolina there is only one superhero that you need to contact. Check out The unRealtor's Facebook Fan Page!

Brooklyn Commercial Space POWERPACK #4 (Greenwick and Bushwick)

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:17:00 +0000

Commercial Warehouse Powerpack #4

GIANT Warehouse Space Ground Floor-Greenwick 4000sf for $4000 No FRIGGIN FEE
Giant ground floor warehouse with rollup 4000sf for $1sf dividable Call 646-261-6080 Carl to view or discuss

The Cheapest Warehouse in Greenwick 6000sf for $4000 NO FRIGGIN FEE
Giant ground floor warehouse with rollup 6000sf for waaay under $1sf dividable Call 646-261-6080 Carl to view or discuss

Bushwick Brooklyn Commercial Warehouse

Build the Art Studio, Company, or Design Space of your Dreams Here!
| 15,000 square feet available | Has Office, Bathroom, Drive In, Storage, Power |
Available Now | Dividable to suit your needs |
L Train at Morgan Ave is 3 Blocks
email for more info or call 862-GET-LOFT [862-438-5638]
or 646-261-6080 Carl Available to show anytime!

Where the hell is Greenwick?
Funny you should ask....here. Blog about Greenwick here

Off Topic: Creating a House Using Pure CSS

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:17:00 +0000

What to Do if You Can't Find a Home in NYC

Today's post is a bit off topic, nevertheless cool as hell. For those of you who are into web design, this may be of interest. Chris Hester (web designer) caught the ninja's eye today when stumbling upon House #1 and House #2 from his portfolio, which he made using just CSS (Cascading Style Sheets).

Ninja was like whoa! I mean, if you can't find a home in NYC why not just make one!

Loftninja Now on Google Wave..Surf's Up!

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:46:00 +0000

Ninjas Ride Waves?
By now you've all at least heard about Google Wave. We'll you're favorite neighborhood ninja is now on "the wave". If you're looking for an invite, would like to wave at me about apartments and space or just wanna figure out how the hell to "wave," drop me a comment below and i'll get back atcha!

Greenwick is where to Store Your Shit...3000sf for $1500!

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:15:00 +0000

Whoa....who wants to store their shit in Greenwick?
3000sf Warehouse Basement in Greenwick for 50 cents per square foot available immediately. Perfect for storage or to build sound rooms. What a friggin deal! Call Loftninja before your enemies do 862-438-5638 or call Carl the Powerbroker 646-261-6080

$750 / 500ft² - Attention Spaceless Engineers and Architects--I Have a Garage (Greenpoint)

noreply@blogger.com (LoftnInja UNrealtor) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:47:00 +0000

LFTNINJA
Quiet and convenient 2 car garage office for rent in detached garage near G train. call 862-438-5638 to discuss