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fastlane on salvo's Deployment

dent on dae_su's attn photography ppl

Dang, sorry to hear about yo mamma.

wolfer on government_death_robot's dammit

eeew you guys have been swapping each others baby batter.

magicchex on magicchex's steelson

That's what I meant, that you didn't think I was being a dick.

wolfer on wolfer's Hittin The casino this mornimg

fuck i forgot I wrote this shit. I gave the Indians $200. I wasn't doing to bad at Hold Em but Im a noobie at the real table, great at internet Hold Em. Need to get there a little more and loosen up.

FREAKMACHINE on FREAKMACHINE's Austin is rad

Oh, it was shitty and loudmouthed. But enjoyable.

johnlenin on steel's Steel Jr The Author

when I was six I drew a monster wearing a sandwich board thing that just said FUCK on it. I wish I still had it.

autoshoes on autoshoes's the more you know

in other, somewhat unrelated news, the "Oldest Stripper in the World" just friended me on facebook.

godevillivedog on Wotak's Building A Chicken Farm

Technically, it's not a chicken farm, but a chicken ranch.

Which makes it a whorehouse in Texas.

steel's new entry: Test Shit

Technically, it's not a chicken farm, but a chicken ranch.

Which makes it a whorehouse in Texas.

magicchex on rabidwire's Baby Pictures

yes

mundhra on Lownotes's Google Wave

hunh, i guess it's at least practical for something.

bobacus on bobacus's Meathead arrested

Because we couldn't have two of you,big sexy.

nurglets on JohnLenin's I Quit Smoking

i read somewhere if you soak a bunch of cigarettes then evaporate the liquid off, the left over syrupy residue is close enough to pure nicotine, a potent enough poison by itself to kill someone by adding it to their coffee.

gethoht on government_death_robot's p2p deterrents

Oklahoma is one of the few states i've never been to... the complete list: OK, AZ, ME, and RI. I've actually driven around oklahoma on purpose.

jwalker on Wotak's Fucking Coons

magicchex on rabidwire's Umm... Hi.

Stephen King is a terrible author.

hobo on bigdinwaunakee's Hosted CRM?

I tend to use the phone and call my clients, but thats just me. I'm old skool. More scat picts PUH_LEEZE!

nurglets on Apocasicarius's Photo Uploading

here, let me sort you image out for you, it's easy:

bigdinwaunakee on BeachGoat's Halloween Story

I'm alright with old geezer porn, under the following conditions: A. There must be some taught skinned actor on screen, preferably female and around 18. B. If it is old/young, then preferably lez porn. Nothing like seeing a nice teen munching on Grandma's snatch. C. If an old guy, then he can't have some scraggly nut sack, full of grey hair... better shaved. Nothing like fur-ridden, shriveled sack. As we all are experts at porn, I have just developed a more refined list of can/cannots for the jerk sessions.

MstrLance on MstrLance's not-bork'd testing page

dagwood on Crackalackin's Shakespeare'd

Oh hubris, of seven sins most vile. Henceforth on the eve of the contest, a fair twinge you may feel upon thy nape. Hubris would therefore inflame thee, blast hubris. It grants thee no benefit, though pain in just measure.

bigdinwaunakee on rabidwire's Help my dad out

I can help your Dad build a computer. PM me.

rabidwire on straydog1980's sooooooooo the ex-wife died

If I ever pull some shit like that, I give any one of you the right to kill me as horribly as you want, on camera. Sell tickets if you want.

MstrLance on BeachGoat's I hate to say it...