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wotak on Pray For Obama

would love to cum in Rachels ear. Would you be holding her by the man hair and deftly dodging her strap-on while cumming into her ear?

vasudeva on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

I think the basic problem here is that you think you are one place, and you are in fact another -- both electronically and intellectually. I get the impression you consider your little hints of ellipsis: Me: I was just pointing out that, in one measure of social worth, that you seem to value as evidenced by the nature of your posts, you fail miserably, and that attitude demonstrates this (among other things) beautifully. wherein you hint at greater mysteries (but never actually expose any) are clever, but they seem, at least to me, closer to the bad poetry I wrote as a stupid youth than anything approaching either meaningful dialogue or proof of a non-average mind. Given your well-established yearning to appear especially intelligent, I'd lean toward 'not, probably', mostly because especially intelligent people usually figure out that bullshit doesn't fool enough people well enough to be worth actually using. Not going to spend too much time on this because although I keep noting hilarious little inadequacies in your posts that I want to point out, holy fuck, I can't post all of it, and after a certain point cataloguing them gets kind of dumb, but I want to note the following two disparate facts for the Idiot Compendium, and I admit I'm excited to see how #2 unfolds... 1) Though you keep trying to cast this in troll/trolled terms, or troll/troll terms, I think that's a convenient label you apply so you can make sense of or explain away the reception you're enjoying here. You're no troll yourself -- you're not really clever, amusing or annoying enough. Are you getting trolled? I'd hate to think such a simple term would apply but I suppose that's how you (or other non-getting-it unfortunate soul) might interpret it. 2) A certain set of your more recurrent bullshitisms[1] I've noticed before, and one of those guys (who had a pretty terrible time here, I guess) promised to come back one day and pretend to be one of us to infiltrate us from the inside (presumably proving that cool people are treated like cool people, which is not what I think he wanted, and certainly isn't what's happening here). It's possible you're him. I definitely thought you were a tentacle when you first popped up. It's also possible you're just another example of that type, which would def. merit a place in the Idiot Compendium (which I'll probably never actually get around to composing but is fun to imagine and gives me a convenient framework in which to understand the various breeds of jackass we encounter). [1] A quick (incomplete) list for your perusal... Displaying a behavior ('handwaving', 'deflecting', etc.), then accusing everyone else of that behavior without apparent irony. A preoccupation with discussing troll tactics as a defense mechanism. A belief that you and I are 'in on' some secret which is never explained. Repeated references to the other swarmers as being gullible fools except for a few which have been relatively accepting of you. *stops doodling mean-spirited picture of you on official clipboard *clicks pen

cockroach on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

So it would appear that the Dick bait worked. You should put that back before heather notices you borrowed it.

cockroach on Pray For Obama

Rachel has an update on this.

Hobo on Your Looks And Your Inbox

Move along folks nothing to see here....keep moving...

nurglets on Brown's Supersexy Babeblog (So Good, I Was Banned From Flickr!)

you other brothers must digress

bigdinwaunakee on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

CA = Evel Puppetmaster

Crapalicious on Man Forces Son Into A Field And Kills Him

'Now I'm thinkin' : it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.' - Jules (Pulp Fiction 1994)

Clavis_Apocalypticae on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

So it would appear that the Dick bait worked. I'll be damned...

dagwood on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

nocal on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

how can a person who believes in multiple personalities not have one?

nocal on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

as was mine

richard_parker on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

That was rhetorical.

johnlenin on Fucking Pig Tases 10-Year-Old Girl At Mother's Request

Good Ole Aunt Cummy

BeachGoat on Dagwood Splits The Atom

This was actually cool...remember similar comics as a kid; they really pushed that whole 'radium is GOOD for you' bit. My Dad would give us jars of radium paint to play in the closet with, painting glow in the dark skeletons on each other. Then we'd come outside and dry in the sunlight, unprotected be 'sunscreen' or even tree shade, and play with puddles of mercury. The dentist would always give us some to play with while we waited for our check-ups. If you slipped into your button-up shit pocket along with the free candy you got for being good, you could stand on all fours and roll most of it onto the hardwood floor (along with your unwrapped sucker) and scoop it into on of Mom's half empty seconal bottles. Ah, those were good times, no shit. Hardly half as dangerous as now. We never got fuckin' hurt. Much. Nobody was autistic, or ADD, or any of that shit. You paid attention, or something would take you out. Good system. Shoulda kept it. The real treasure was the Cal &amp; Hobbes links. Thnx

nocal on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

if you're capable of making it a funny joke

wolfer on Fucking Pig Tases 10-Year-Old Girl At Mother's Request

Hey you guys are gonna love this, Ozark is where I was born ( actually Fort Smith) and lived until I was 10. Very small hick town. Thats where my whole moms side of the family lives. I have a aunt named Cumi. Anyways stupid pigs, im seriously not surprised by this because I know how people are there.

BeachGoat on Man Butchered For Use In Kebabs & Pies

Oh, Noes! Cannnballisms!

richard_parker on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

Shall I make a fart joke for you?

nocal on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

PLEASE BE INTERESTING. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING YOU. I AM TYPING IN CAPS SO I AM CLEARLY GIVING YOU THE ATTENTION THAT YOUR FATHER NEVER DID. LOOK AT MY NOCAL FACE, URGING YOU. PLEASE. BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN BORING.

nocal on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

OH MY GOD THOSE ARE SO MANY WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOUR UNCARING ATTITUDE

nocal on Steampunk Inventions

You sound stressed. hrm sounds familiar... You seem very angry. Would you like to talk about it? therapy does not make you a therapist, broseph amazing how you can tell emotion just from keystrokes, though. which personality of yours does that?

richard_parker on Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

I'm not projecting, man. I assume you are upset because of a bunch of comments you made, mostly on pig links, that made me believe that you believe that people shouldn't be forced to do things, that they have a right to privacy, and so on and so forth. Assuming that I'm right about this, your actions lead me to conclude that either you're so angry or insulted that you'll violate your own principals, or that you're only truely concerned about your OWN rights and that your philosophy isn't 'live and let live,' it's 'let me live and you can go fuck yourself.' I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to believe that you're principled. I suppose I'm an idiot for thinking that. Also, I'd rather Vas not delete anything on your account. It's up to you. Me: because you wanted to I did not say 'because I wanted you to.' You posted the screencap because you wanted to. AND I didn't orchestrate shit. I kind of found myself here and I realized some things. At no point did I pretend like I knew this all would happen from the beginning, or that I had some kind of plan. In fact, I'm pretty sure it all went like this: Me: ::being a pretensious asshole:: Linkswarm: You are being a pretensious asshole. You think you are better than me. For that reason, I am better than you. Me: I was just pointing out that, in one measure of social worth, that you seem to value as evidenced by the nature of your posts, you fail miserably, and that attitude demonstrates this (among other things) beautifully. Linkswarm: No, YOU are the one who is stupid. You are also a gaywad. And to top it all off I will make fun of your name and call your insults infantile in the same sentence. [This is about where I figured out what was going on] Me: duh-hurp de der ::inflamitory comments:: You are acting like babies DHUUUR. Linkswarm: Witness the proof that what we say is true! You are infantile! Whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you because I am rubber and you are glue! Me: You know, I am being infantile, aren't I? Linkswarm: You are. Me: I think I've made my point, then. Linkswarm: ::flail flail flail:: Your point is nullified because we claim that you are incapable of demonstrating a point before verbalizing it, on the basis of so many other trolls that claim to have done this after being cornered. This is about where we are now, am I right? I'm going to go ahead and claim that being a pretensious asshole does not a troll make, and given your response, it is apparent that this is and has been mutual trollage from the beginning. The difference between us is that I have been open and honest about it, and am not pretending to be of higher moral or social fabric than anyone else, whereas you all have now come to think that I am lower than you which, while not having been planned by me from the beginning, I find to be highly amusing and ironic. I'm pretty sure you all have become the pretensious assholes.

Pete56 on Japanese Beauty Queens' Threesome Sex Tape Leaked

christ! She's STILL goin' at it a week later? Who'da thunk sexjuices were THAT nourishing?

Hobo on Brown's Supersexy Babeblog (So Good, I Was Banned From Flickr!)

I like big tits I must confess