Liberal Utopia

Sword. Suicide Pact. Soon-to-be Defeated Dumocrats... Much Falling Required.

2010-03-11T10:21:00.001-05:00

Please, please, please let your misleadership say they've "deemed" you've "passed" the Senate bill.

National Journal is reporting that Pelosi buddy and House Rules Committee Chairman Louise Slaughter (D-N.Y.) is devising what Republicans have termed the "Slaughter Solution" — a special rule trick that would seek to bypass a vote on the Senate health care bill "deeming" it passed by in the voting rules for the reconciliation bill.

(Slaughter spoke at the President's health care "summit" of the dire need for health care reform because people are being forced to wear dead people's dentures.)

House Republican Whip Eric Cantor (R-Va.) was asked about the "deeming" issue at a pen and pad session with print reporters.

"The public has been outraged by a lack of transparency in this bill," Cantor said. "If the majority and the Speaker can just deem this bill passed in the rule — that means no one has the right to even vote on it in the House and to see their level of support. That is certainly unprecedented in a bill of this size and scope."

The tyranny of the majority. Slaughter is playing precisely the "rules be damned" game Pelosi has since becoming Speaker. She should be getting calls from every voter across America.

yranny is always what you get whenever you allow "your" Congress to be ruled by the Demøcorrupt Party.

Re-crook-steal-lie-ation

2010-03-01T07:59:00.002-05:00

Bribes, backroom deals, Huckster Harry Reid, ramming Biggest. Government Takeover. Ever.™ down our throats, and taking away our own life-and-death choices. Just another day in the Democrook-run al'Qongress.

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f you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan" is the Biggest. Lie. Ever.™ What the Demøfascists are really saying is "if we like how much your health care plan lets us control you, we'll let you keep your health care plan." Gee, thanks.

So much for "choice."

"If we don't like the Senate Rules, we'll change the Senate Rules so, yes, we can forcibly ram this Death Snare Deform^® down all your throats, Mr. & Mrs. America" is what they're also saying.

So much for "checks and balances," too.

The Most Undemocratic. Senate. Ever.™

Ramming the Most Intrusive. Government Mandates. Ever.™ down the American people's throats.

So much for the U.S. Constitution.

"This is the way Democracy ends. Not with a bomb but with a gavel."

Indeed.

So much for "democracy" then.

Some Big Fascist Government Crap Forcibly Rammed Down the People's Throats-mit

2010-02-24T10:08:00.001-05:00

Not since Adolf Hitler has any socialist dictatorship rounded up and railroaded so many people into the crowded cattle cars transporting them straight to those death ~~camps~~ panels known as "Universal 'Health' 'Care'"!

ot even his National Socialist German Workers' Party (i.e., Nazi Party) tried on anywhere near the same massive, deadly scale what Herr Øfascist's Dictatorat Party wants to do to us.

Hitler "saved costs," too, by disposing of the elderly, the sick, and others his socialist regime deemed undesirable.

Øfascist's socialist regime, like Hitler's, also told them that they were "better off taking the pain pill."

What happened every time Hitler held some "summit"?

That's right. He immediately proceeded to break his word and inflict widespread death and destruction on whole new populations of his intended victims.

"That can never happen here."

How many regular Germans were saying the same thing 80 years ago?

Obamuslim Supports Muslim Terrorist Supporters

2010-02-18T07:58:00.003-05:00

Appoints them to high positions in his maladministration, even.

o need to question whether "Present"fascist B. Hussein Øbamuslim will faithfully protect the citizens of the United States. It's become painfully clear that he won't:

All of [University of South Florida professor Sami] Al-Arian's defenders had egg on their faces when Al-Arian pled guilty to charges involving his acting as a leader of Palestinian Islamic Jihad, a deadly terrorist group that has employed suicide bombings and other terror tactics to murder over one hundred Israelis.

And among the egged faces was Rashad Hussain[, Øbamuslim's appointed special envoy to the Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC)], apparently. [Journalist Patrick Goodenough of CNS News] reports that Hussain's remarks defending Al-Arian appeared in the Washington Report on Middle East Affairs in 2004. But now the Washington Report's website carries a version of this article from the passage referring to Rashad Hussain has been removed. Nothing else in the article has been changed.

Was this bowdlerization done by someone at the Washington Report acting on his own discretion, or is the ~~Obama~~ Øbamuslim camp involved? Is someone in the [mal-]Administration aware of the political fallout that could result from the news that ~~Obama~~ Øbamuslim is sending a man who spoke up on behalf of a convicted jihad terrorist as his envoy to the leading Muslim organization in the world? Did they perform or ask to be performed a bit of Ørwellian image enhancement on Rashad Hussain?

(Emphases supplied for the Fiddy2ers.)

Firing squad. Wall. Traitør. Some assembly required.^®

Send ONE Republican Senator to the Trap... er, 'Summit'

2010-02-16T18:39:00.001-05:00

Given that's all Der ØbaMeinFührer needs to ram his ~~"health" "care" "reforms"~~ fascist totalitarian crap down the American people's throats.

f, no, he can't convince just one single Republican senator that his fascist totalitarian crap should be forcibly rammed down the American people's throats against their will, contrary to their clearly expressed wishes, then Herr Øfascist isn't much of a convincer or "a force for Change^®," now, is he?

He doesn't need any more than just that one single Republican senator to go along with his ramming his fascist totalitarian crap down all our throats in order to get his ~~"Health" "Care" "Reform"~~ Forcibly Ram Ødespot's Fascist Totalitarian Crap Down All Americans' Throats™ Act of 2010 passed through al-Qøngress.

With every Demøfascist senator voting in ~~lock~~ goose step in favor of his fascist totalitarian crap, having more than just that one single Republican senator at his ~~Partisan Trap™~~ "bipartisan" "summit" next week would be ridiculously superfluous.

Yes, congressional Republicans can select which of their colleagues in the Senate will be just that one single Republican senator representing them at "Present"dunce Øfailure's ~~entrapment~~ alleged summit. (I would recommend Senator DeMint.)

Yes, Baracrook Øliar and his fellow lying fascist Demøcrooks can, in front of all the C-SPAN cameras, try to gang up on and badger and bully just that one single Republican senator during it.

Yes, the American people can then see even more clearly what fascist totalitarian brutes and bullies the Dictatørats tyrannically ruling al-Qøngress and the ~~White House~~ Berghøf really are.

Out of the recession and into the Greatest. Depression. Ever.™

2010-02-04T10:35:00.002-05:00

"We've got to spend our way out of this recession." – Devilrat Høuse Majørity Whip James Clyburn

e're dØØmed.

Unless we break the ever tightening stranglehold Demøspenderats have around our throats soon — the same throats down which they still want to ram their Scrap-and-Fade (America's free market system), ~~health care "reform"~~ Death Snare Conform (& other Fun Mandates™), and enough Red Ink Spending to choke the biggest, most "f***ing retarded" jackasses known to man (i.e., Demøspenderats), all of which would totally shock even the holder of Guinness' "Drunkest Sailor in History"^® world record — the next most popularly appropriate bumper sticker we're going to widely see (many, unsurprisingly, covering up all the "got hope?" ones) is:

~~Øbama~~ Øfascist got me "out" of The Recession... and into "You're Fired!"

Baracrook Howinsane Øburgler is intentionally stealing our and our children's futures.

He and his fellow Demøcriminals are the ones we need to be telling "You're Fired!" as soon as possible.

November 2nd can't get here quickly enough.

No, it can't.

The best place to hide...

2010-01-28T22:04:00.001-05:00

is in plain view. (Patriot Update)

mm.

Hey, Doc, she's got a broken leg, fractured skull, stomach cancer, Parkinson's disease, and

2010-01-28T05:49:00.001-05:00

...a paper cut!

o what does Herr Doktor Baracklown Øfascist do?

That's right, he proposes forming a medical panel to determine what kind of Band-Aid^® she should get for her paper cut.

After he blames and demonizes the entire stationary industry, of course.

Any other doctor caught doing this would instantly lose his medical license.

Instead we have Chris PMSNBC Matthews slobbering how wonderful it is he was able to momentarily forget that Doc Band-Aid^® is an African-American.

That's the state into which our union has woefully descended.

God help us all.

Comedian-in-Chief

2010-01-26T23:44:00.001-05:00

Question: Why did Øfascist pretend to cross the road?

nswer: To fool you into thinking he wasn't on the wrong side of it anymore.

Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk ... yuk yuk ... yuk.

Another one:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Spending freeze.

Spending freeze who?

Spending freely zillions is better than spending freely gazillions!

Har har har har har har har har har ... har ... har and har.

You'll like this one:

Barack "Light Skinned" Øbama, Harry "No Negro Dialect" Reid, and Nancy "Pinhead" Pelosi walk into a bar. The bartender asks them, "What'll you gents and non-gent have?" "I'll have fourteen gallons of whiskey," Teh Light-Skinned Øne™ says. The bartender looks at him funnily and asks, "Are you sure?" "Sure I'm sure!" So the bartender disappears into the back room and, about ten minutes later, reemerges pushing a wheelbarrow filled with one-gallon jugs of whiskey. "There you go — fourteen gallons," the bartender says. TLSØ rushes over to the wheelbarrow, greedily grabs a gallon jug, pulls out its cork, and gulps down all the whiskey inside it in just one swallow. After burping, he greedily grabs another jug and does the exact same thing. Then another, and another, and another, etc., until finally there's nothing left in the wheelbarrow but fourteen empty one-gallon jugs. After staggering back to the bar, he tells his companions (in a heavily-slurred, albeit no-Negro dialect), "Boy, th-th-thatt-tt ww-wwass-ss gg-gg-gg-, er, gg-ggood! I, uh, th-th-thinnkk-kk I, uh, I'll, uh, hh-hh-hhave — fifteen gallons moooorre!" "Sounds great," Teh Pinheady One™ says. The stunned bartender asks, "Are you sure?" TLSØ slaps the bar and says, "Ss-ssuuuurre I, uh, I'mm—" then falls flat on his punch-drunk face. From the floor he tells the bartender, "Oo-on ss-ss-, er, ss-ssecond, uh, th-th-thoughtt-tt, mm-mm-mmake th-th-thatt-tt, uh — fourteen gallons moooorre!" "Why fourteen?" the bartender asks. "I, uh, I'mm, er, in-in-instituu-uu-uting, er, a drinking freeeezze!"

Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker ... snicker and snicker and snicker.

Well, at least these aren't as lame as those the lying Cømedian-in-Chief will be ~~telling~~ reading to his tax and spend-crazed cømrades in al Qongress tomorrow night.

Desperate Astroturf: 'Ellie Light'

2010-01-25T04:10:00.001-05:00

Letters to the editor from "local" readers, each spewing — word for word — the exact same stupid retarded nincompoop regressive reactionary nonsensical liberal crap^(birm).

inny Pelooni, this is what real AstroTurf^® smells like.

Not surprisingly, liberal ~~newspapers~~ birdcage liners, before gleefully publishing far and wide that ~~carbon-copy White House form "letter"~~ Propaganda Trøllage™, each subjected it to the same amount of umpteempth-level soopur skeelz "fact checking" they applied to every one of their messiah Hiz Holeliness Teh DalaiBama's other political campaigns.

That is, somewhere in between not at all and none.

Is it still any wonder their paid subscribers are taking their money elsewhere nearly as fast as Ben Nelson (D-Nebra$$$ka) jumped at taking ours to fund his health "care" yes-vote bribe?

Yes, the biggest, most pernicious threat ever to Americans' freedoms and safety can be summed up in one collectivist word:

Liberals.

'I'm BHO and I approve OBL's message'

2010-01-24T15:50:00.001-05:00

"Unlike the last administration, we're not going to let Osama bin Laden get away and continue to threaten us." –B. Hussein Øliar, on any given day when he's ~~finally decided to pull himself away from his never-ending golf games~~ forced to ~~talk~~ read a telepromptered script someone wrote for him about national "security."

nother day, another broken promise and increasingly long list of lies and deceptions.

B. Hussein Øfailure, December 1, 2009:

Our overarching goal remains the same: to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat al-Qaeda... and to prevent its capacity to threaten America....