Liberal Utopia

Projection Much, Mittens?

2012-01-27T09:13:00.004-05:00

That's the weather vane calling the kettle black...

hen in Iowa, talk up Corn^®. When in Florida, you can't talk up Space^®?

What planet are you from, Øbomney?

Didn't you notice all those Launch Pads™ and Space Jobs^® on its east coast when you were promising Floridians your own version of Teh Moon & Teh Stars?

You know who else hates Space Jobs^®, Øbamitt Barømney?

That's right, your twin Barømney Øbamitt. Remember that the next time you see a manned space launch from Cape Canaveral... oh, wait. No, none of us can't anymore, thanks to him.

And guess who both love Øbomney"Care"?

If you said Siamese Wøn and Siamese Mittwø you each win a free ticket to Newt's moon colony.

So a politician can no longer dream big, can he?

Only visionless, two-faced, double-talking political hacks like yøur twin and yøurself would ~~think~~ feel that.

The worst part about Bain Capital?

2012-01-13T15:20:00.001-05:00

Since Slick Willard Øbomney left it in 1999, Bain Capital's political contributions have gone mostly to Demøfascists.

ain Capital is John F'in' al-Qerry's top campaign contributor ($76,200).

During ~~the 2008 election cycle~~ The Great Mistake of 2008™, two-thirds of Bain-related companies' political dontations went to Demøliarrats ($1,000,000).

This election cycle, Bain Capital is among the Demøkkkommierat kkkongressional kkkommittee's Top 20 Donors ($100,000).

Indeed, nearly three-fourths of Bain Capital's contributions to political parties are benefiting Demøkkkrooks ($510,900).

If Bain is, as Demøjobkkkillers claim, an Eeeeevil Corporation™, then why are they still accepting such extreme amounts of money from it?

Obamalice in Onetermland

2012-01-10T05:20:00.003-05:00

"Let them eat candy!" –Moochelle Antoinette Øfascist

ricking us while treating themselves to every extreme luxury Yes They Can^® lay their greedy, corrupt hands on, the mad Asshatter-in-Chief and his Queen of Heartlessness continue to reek of rank hypocrisy.

How quick they both are to scream "Off with their heads!" whenever they see some CEO board his or her private jet — a jet he or she chose to pay for with his or her own private money.

But when it's someone else — meaning us taxpayers, whom they deny any such right to choose — shelling out king's ransom after king's ransom to pay for their lavish lifestyle, especially at the height of "the worst ~~recession~~ depression since the Great Depression," they shove all their phony indignation even more swiftly right down the rabbit hole.

The only thing they see then is an exorbitantly luscious cake decorated with the words "Let Them EAT ME!"

The only thing we're left with is the "privilege" of having to once again hear the Queen of Heartlessness falsely accuse us knaves of "stealing" all her entitled tarts.

Obama Hates Our Children, Grandchildren, Great-Grandchildren, ...

2012-01-06T14:24:00.003-05:00

That's why he's burying all of them and us under endless mountain chains of debt.

1-43: U.S. Presidents Washington through G.W. Bush. 44: Stuttering Clusterf*** of a Miserable Failure.

SCØAMF's County-Destroying/Jobs-Killing Debt Star

'It's not fascism when our side does it!'

2012-01-06T00:53:00.002-05:00

Except Baradolf Hilterian Øfascist^{sieg sieg heil!} crossed a line that President Bush never had — or would have.

o-called pro forma sessions of the Senate, according to Reichsführer Heinrich Reidtard, are procedures Yes It Can™ use "to prevent recess appointments."

: On November 16, 2007, the Senate ~~Majority~~ Demøfascist Party mis-Leader announced that the Senate would "be coming in for pro forma sessions during the Thanksgiving holiday to prevent recess appointments." The Senate recessed later that day and pro forma meetings were convened on November 20, 23, 27, and 29, with no business conducted. The Senate next conducted business after reconvening on December 3, 2007. During the remainder of 2007 and 2008, similar procedures were followed during most other periods that would otherwise have been Senate recesses of a week or longer in duration.
The Senate pro forma session practice appears to have achieved its stated intent: President Bush made no recess appointments between the initial pro forma sessions in November 2007 and the end of his presidency.

[Henry B. Hogue, "Recess Appointments: Frequently Asked Questions," Report for Congress 7-5700, Congressional Research Service, December 12, 2011 (RS21308), p. 8.]

But we've had Change^®. As in, a president doesn't have to read, much less observe the law of the land anymore. So provisions like "during the Recess of the Senate," for all intents and purposes, are dead letters. Dead, especially, to the constitution's Shredder-in-Chief.

No, we can, from now on, call any such session — even one that is clearly conducting legislative business — nothing more than a "gimmick" before we merrily MoveOn per our ends-justified means.

Appreciate you clearing that up for us, Demøfascists.

We'll remember it the next time your Reichsführer tries the same "gimmick."

Øbameinführer Youth brainwashed into unquestioningly singing praises to Him™ (translated from the original German).

In love with his own reflection

2011-12-27T12:12:00.001-05:00

King Øbarcissus: "Washington, Jefferson, et al. They were all pikers compared to ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!......."

ihaddy al-Qarter: "Yay! I'm only Second Worst now!"

Social Security Benefits Cut

2011-12-06T10:54:00.001-05:00

That's what your "payroll tax cut" means.

Unlike our income taxes that government takes for general revenue and unspecified spending, the payroll tax is earmarked and specified. It pays for Social Security....
When the tax was reduced "temporarily" last year from 6.2 percent to 4.2 percent, were working Americans asked to agree to an equivalent cut in their Social Security benefits that that payroll tax pays for?
Of course not.

uckers.

No, Øbamiserable Failure can't be arsed to give you an Income Tax Cut, no matter how poor you are. Indeed, he and his ~~party~~ PolitburØ want you to suffer an Income Cut the moment you retire. Dumbasses.

No, instead of any real tax cut that you and the rest of us Øbamavillites^® don't wind up paying for in the future, he and his ~~party~~ Commie Comrades™ have raised your sales taxes on your vices. Idiots.

No, don't forget to include, either, the higher taxes he and his ~~party~~ fascist gøøns soon will force you to pay if you dare have the audacity to refuse his "generous" offer to shell out you hard-earned money for health insurance that, conveniently, his paid-off insurance lobbyist cronies are selling. Retards.

No, we can't afford any of these tax hikes and benefits cuts Øbameinführer and his Demøcrook accomplices want to continually shove down all our throats — excluding theirs, of course. Fools.

But you're going to continue to get all of them unless, yes, we can ensure Øfascist and his entire gøøse-stepping gang wind up as permanently unemployed next November as they've made tens of millions of us now.

According to the [U.S. government], 11.4 million Americans do not have an income, do not pay income tax, and do not contribute producing goods and services. Indeed, almost 15% of Americans (45.8 million) are now on food stamps. This is a substantial drag on economic growth.

Shocking figures... one in 15 people in America is now living in poverty. [Heckuva "job," Øbamorons. Heckuva "job." –LR]

Obama BS Removal Kit

2011-12-05T09:37:00.003-05:00

Yes, we can scrape those Øbummer stickers off our Gummit Møtørs vehicles...

Zombamies of the world, wake up!
You have nothing to lose but your "Change^® (...not!)"

oCCCPy this!

2011-10-29T10:19:00.003-04:00

What do they want? Soviet-style socialist statism in America. When're they gonna get it? Never!

loodthirsty communist fascist liberals (but I overly redundantly repeat myself again) ~~think~~ feel 100,000,000+ murders committed by Teh Glorious State™ weren't enough.

A free people cannot afford to forget the evils of Communism. We cannot allow the atrocities of Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, and Castro to fade into the background of history. We must not forget the trail of blood and tears this utopian deception has left behind....

It is a great moral failing that so many do not know the extent of Communism's atrocities.... Who knows that the Communist holocaust has exacted a death toll surpassing that of all of the wars of the 20th century combined?...

Communism remains today, as it has since its bloody beginning in 1917, the road to serfdom.

How's That Hope 'n' Change Workin' Out for Ya?

2011-10-16T02:18:00.003-04:00

All for the worse, of course.

ince His Dangerous Incompetency Bumslacker Øfailure began to occupy "our" White House:

	There are 17 percent more of us in the unemployment line, 16 percent more in poverty, and 41 percent more on food stamps.
	There are 28 percent more Blacks/African Americans unemployed.
	There are 17 percent more Hispanics/Latinos unemployed.
	There are 45 percent more of our businesses filing for bankruptcy.
	Our health insurance premiums are 23 percent more expensive.
	Our gas prices have gone up 85 percent.
	Our crude oil prices have shot up an astoundingly 143 percent.
	There are 48 percent less of our offshore oil and gas rigs operating.
	Our Gross Domestic Product is withering at an anemic 2.3 percent annual "growth" rate.
	We've been burdened with 39 percent more government debt.
	Our budget deficit is a whopping 178 percent more a percentage of GDP.
	Our nation's Misery Index is 65 percent higher.
	Our home values are 11 percent lower.
	Our country has dropped from first to fifth in global competitiveness.
	Our banks are failing at an astronomically 1,973 percent higher rate.
	We're engaged in 50 percent more military conflicts, with that entire increase being completely unlawful.

In terms of His Epic Failureness's favorite ~~pastime~~ full-time activity, he's shooting about a million over par on each hole.

A Damnyankees' Circlejersey

2011-10-15T18:32:00.002-04:00

Old news that was no news even when it was new.

ike Jihaddy al-Qarter, globalarmist propaganda ~~minister~~ pope Al-Görebbels, Alec "Bush Renditioned Me To France!" Baldwin, Øbacabanaboy-in-chief David BR(IN)Oøks, the Øfascist Regime and its spokesbøb, and the whole Mudpuddle Media, Chris Climate-Change Christie has endorsed fellow damnyankee RINØbamitt Carbon-Cap Øbomney.

Color us surprised.

Øbomney"Care"	~~vs.~~ =		Øfascist"Care"
With few exceptions, residents age 18 and older must carry health insurance that meets the minimum standards set by bureaucrats. This is known as the "Individual Mandate."		dittø
Adults who cannot afford a plan that meets the bureacrats' "standards" can apply to those same bureaucrats for a "waiver."		dittø
Those who do not get insurance or a waiver by the deadline will be punished.		dittø
If their religion does not allow them to carry health insurance, they can file a statement with their tax return.		dittø
To enforce the Individual Mandate, uninsured adults will be punished and fined by the Department of Revenue's tax collectors.		dittø

They Aren't Called 'Demofascists' for Nothin'

2011-09-30T20:49:00.005-04:00

"I think (sic) we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years.... I really hope that someone can agree with me on that."
–Demøfascist ~~governor~~ provinz-führer

f course, it sounded so much better in the original ~~"Austrian"~~ German.

It's not hard to imagine the reaction of the Mud Slinging Media (D-USSA) had a Republican governor spewed such nauseatingly fascist filth.

But because one of their own spewed it, you'll hear as much about this as as you did about their Øbameinführer's "intercontinental" railroad that allows Navy corpsemen and even the "President" of Canada to travel across the ocean by rail from our "57 states" to those places in Europe where they speak "Austrian."

That is, nothin'.

Yes, We Cain!

2011-09-28T20:49:00.004-04:00

Cain	versus	Nøt Able

Herman Cain is a longtime, extraordinarily successful business leader.

Baracrook Øbungler is a long-winded extremist and miserable failure.

Within 14 months of becoming President and CEO of Godfather's Pizza, Herman Cain returned the company to profitability.

Within 14 months of becoming pResident and Telepromptee of the United States, Bigjerk Øblamer wrecked the country with extremely high unemployment, budget deficits, and mountains of unrepayable debt.

Under Herman Cain's leadership, all 400 of his Burger King stores went from least profitable to most profitable in just three years.

Under Fup-uck Øherberthoover's misleadership, all 50 of his "57 States" went from regular recession to The Great Recession™ in less than three years.

Former Navy mathematician Herman Cain is a rocket scientist.

Current nefarious politician Blockhead Øblew-it is dumber than a bag of rocks.

Herman Cain has bought a business and actually created or saved private-sector jobs.

Backpocket Øbonehead has been bought off by his Big Union boss buddies and maniacally destroyed and lost us millions of jobs.

Herman Cain was on the board of directors of Aquila, Nabisco, Whirlpool, Reader's Digest, and AGCO.

Benedict Øbarnold is on board with the likes of domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, thug group SEIU, voter intimidators "New" Black Panthers, "amigo" dictator Hugo Chavez, bailed out Solyndra crooks, and Jew-murdering Hamas.

Herman Cain's common sense plan to reform our taxes will be a welcomed blessing to all Americans — the one long awaited by every taxpayer — and has been labeled "9-9-9."

Beelzebub Øtaxandspend's extremely insane plots to raise our taxes has been a dreadful curse on all Americans — øne that is constantly weighing on every taxpayer — and thus should be labeled "6-6-6."

As associate minister at Antioch Baptist Church North in Atlanta, Herman Cain regularly attends church on Sundays.

As "former" member of Racist "Reverend" Jeremiah "God D––– America!" Wright's ~~"church"~~ radical socialist commune in Chicago, Barassholefreak Ødowngrader regularly goes golfing on Sundays.

For liberal bigots^(birm) who judge people by the color of their skin: Herman Cain is all black and all American.

Bedroom-slippers Øracist is half white, half Kenyan, all Marxist, and øne who has zero character.

eal Hope and Cain.

Cain We Need.

Obamassive Spending

2011-09-25T11:59:00.003-04:00

Part 14,726,790,407,954

: Solyndra Inc., which manufactured solar panels at its plant in Fremont, Calif., received $535 million in Energy Department loans, and President Obama talked glowingly about how the company was "leading the way toward a brighter and more prosperous future." Instead of creating work for Americans after receiving taxpayer money, the company shipped half its manufacturing jobs to China. In August, Solyndra declared bankruptcy and laid off 1,100 workers.

each layoff: $486,364
Solyndra CFO Wilbur "Price-Fixing" Stover's pay: $831,000

watching Baracrook Øfascist's fellow crooks all plead the Fifth on national TV: priceless

there are some things Øbungler's Spendulus can't buy,
for everything else there's ØbamiserableFail^®

: The bailout that General Motors received from the government came with a price: The carmaker was tasked to create the ultimate green vehicle. The result — the Chevy Volt — is a product with an exorbitant price tag that nobody wants to buy. Despite vast government subsidies, GM only sold 3,200 cars in the first eight months since the electric plug-in vehicles hit the marketplace.

Chevy Volt: $42,513
median household income in 2008: $52,930 (in today's dollars)
median household income in 2010: $49,445

Jimmy Carter's promotion from Worst.President.Ever. to Second-worst.President.Ever.: priceless

there are some things Øbungler's Spendulus can't buy,
for everything else there's ØbamiserableFail^®

: Evergreen Solar Inc., of Massachusetts, which received $58 million in stimulus money and other government largesse, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in August and closed its plant in Midland, Mich. Not being able to compete against the Chinese and their low-wage workers, the company racked up $485 million in debt and cut 800 jobs, with more cuts to come as the company restructures.

each killed job: $72,500
net amount in the red: $427,000,000

knowing Øbird"brain" is going to lose his job too in just 484 days: priceless

there are some things Øbungler's Spendulus can't buy,
for everything else there's ØbamiserableFail^®

: The city of Seattle received $20 million in federal stimulus money to help homeowners make their houses more energy-efficient. Some 16 months later, 14 jobs were created and three homes were weatherized. Most of the money went to a company to train workers to weatherize buildings, but the lack of demand for the service meant those trainees had no work to do.

each (gan)green "job": $1,428,571
weatherizing each home: $6,666,667.

seeing Øbonehead's "job" approval ratings continually hit all-time lows: priceless

there are some things Øbungler's Spendulus can't buy,
for everything else there's ØbamiserableFail^®

: After Obama's stimulus package doled out billions to subsidize the weatherization of homes, the Labor Department delayed the project by seven months while it determined the prevailing-wage standards for those green jobs — a sop to the President's union supporters. That is just one reason why the program turned into a miserable failure. In its first year, the program spent $508 million to create 600 jobs and update 9,000 homes nationwide.

new "prevailing wage": $846,667
updating each home: $56,444

holding Øblockhead accountable for putting a record 46.2 million Americans in poverty: priceless

there are some things Øbungler's Spendulus can't buy,
for everything else there's ØbamiserableFail^®

: Johnson Controls, which manufactures batteries for electric and hybrid cars at its plant in Holland, Mich., received $300 million in taxpayer help and created a grand total of 150 jobs — or $2 million per job. That must qualify as a huge success in the green-job world, as President Obama visited the facility in August, using the trip to attack Republicans and a "do-nothing government." Yes, Mr. President, sometimes doing nothing is preferable to shoveling money into a hole.

each battery making job: $2,000,000
Øbackstab's proposed cut from military service members's retirement programs: $42,500,000,000

setting an 01/20/2013 expiration date for all this Øbamalaise™: priceless

there are some things Øbungler's Spendulus can't buy,
for everything else there's ØbamiserableFail^®

: Clark County, Nev., which happens to be the home of the gambling mecca of Las Vegas, received $490,000 in stimulus money from the U.S. Forest Service to plant trees in urban neighborhoods (more palm trees on The Strip?). The stimulus that resulted from the grant to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's home state created 1.7 jobs (one full-time employee and one part time) and 11 temporary jobs. You get a better return for your money at the slot machines.

each tree planting job: $288,235
new "unpatriotic" debt "created or saved" by ØbenedictArnold: $4,099,913,359,041

firing Øbozo for downgrading America's credit rating and bankrupting our nation: priceless

there are some things Øbungler's Spendulus can't buy,
for everything else there's ØbamiserableFail^®

o, our country can't afford any more such extremely Øburdensome wastes, frauds, and abuses.

Four grueling years of them and him are enough!

Fool Us Once, Shame on You

2011-09-24T02:19:00.002-04:00

Fool us twice, shame on We the People.

hat do you take us for, Baracrook Øbuttmunch?

You're wanting to do the exact same "shovelready" things you've been doing ~~for~~ to us over the last two and a half years, but make us believe that this time it'll be different? That your new Stinkulus "plan," unlike your old Stinkulus, will for the first time in your alleged presidency get the job done of actually getting us jobs?

What are you going to say this time? That without your Stinkulus, Jr. our unemployment rate will be a zillion percent, but with it "only" 25 percent? Or are you going to be telling us once again, not too many months from now, that "shovelready was not as shovelready as we expected. Ha!-ha!-ha!-ha!-ha!"? Just like you did with your Stinkulus, Sr.?

Moron.

We'd each have to be as stupefyingly daft as you and your whole "economic" ~~team~~ insane asylum put together before yes we can expect your repeated boondoggles to produce any results other the same old corrupt-slushfunded ones you've been assaulting us over and over and over with since you dropped your last Stinkulus bomb on us.

The only shovelready job that can possibly give our county its first real hope of ever again seeing the long-term creation and saving of any actual ones is working to get the massive change in personnel we need at both 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and the north wing of the United States Capitol.

Unlike any under your twin Stinkulus "plans," there's a date certain on which that job will be successfully and satisfyingly completed — namely, Tuesday, November 6, 2012.

'Buffett Rule' definitively defined

2011-09-23T14:03:00.001-04:00

Long version: Always run a company that criminally refuses to pay its taxes on time, while blatantly lying about your own tax payments and those of others.

hort version: Be a flaming hypocrite.

Come on, Warren. It's really very simple. You don't even have to wait for any new law.

Just take out your checkbook, open its imported Nile crocodile leather with pearl studded "WEB" monogram cover, pick up your gold plated, diamond encrusted pen, and on the first blank, elephant-hide paper check — where it says Pay to the Order of — write "United States Treasury." On the next line write "One Billion and ⁰⁰/100--" dollars. In that little box above the word Dollars, squeeze in $"1000000000.00." On the memo line write "My fair share." Properly date and sign your check, tear it out of the checkbook, put it in one of your gold-threaded pure cotton paper, monogram watermarked envelopes, lick its Dom Perignon White Gold Jeroboam sprinkled adhesive strip, and seal it. Then write on front of the envelope:

: Gifts to the United States
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Credit Accounting Branch
3700 East-West Highway, Room 622D
Hyattsville, MD 20782

Finally, stick your personalized "Oracle of Omaha" first-class postage stamp on it. Then give that envelope to your butler and tell him/her/other to put it in your mailbox outside the gates. (Make sure he/she/other doesn't forget to raise its red flag!)

That's it. You're done.

You can rest assured every penny of your gift will be spent by your ~~dEar Leader~~ Ohr Führer on his Stinkulus, Jr.™ "plan."

Should be enough, given his record, to Create Or Save^® nearly 14 jobs.

That is, after his big public sector union-boss buddies and other ~~Demøcrook special-interest~~ NSDWP front-group cronies, as well as all the thousands upon thousands of new federal agents, bureaucrats, and other government "workers," get Their Fair ~~Bribe~~ Cut™, of course.

Which Party Drove Our County into the Ditch?

2011-09-21T01:37:00.003-04:00

(Hint: Its name begins with D and ends in RAT.)

oting for DemØcrooks is fatal to our county's health:

The red shows all their extreme spending they've put on our public credit card.

DemØcrooks swore it would "jumpstart" our economy.

It still hasn't.

Epic Fail.

Under this misadministration, medium household income is worse than it's been in 15 years!

Øbungler ~~thinks~~ feels stealing another $50 billion a year from millionaires will leave any of us better off?

He's insane.

Øbamaniac and his fellow loons in Congress clearly have no clue how to jumpstart a tiny lemonade stand, let alone the largest economy in the world!

You'd think that, after making our country go to hell for so long, DemØcrooks would've by now at least tried to go to Texas to see how real "job creating and saving" is done.

That's wildly assuming, of course, DemØcrooks were ever really interested in creating or saving any jobs at all (besides their own). So far there's been absolutely no clear and convincing evidence of that.

More Obamabuse of Power

2011-09-17T01:49:00.003-04:00

Big Dem Donors get by with a ~~little~~ lot of help from their friend... in the ~~Den of Thieves~~ Øval Øffice.

mpeach. Baracrook. Now.

: There are indications the general's presentation [to Congress] was leaked to executives at LightSquared before he gave his testimony, and sometime after that the White House attempted to alter the substance of the presentation to favor LightSquared. LightSquared is funded by Harbinger Capital, a hedge fund owned by Philip Falcone, a major donor to the Democratic Party. LightSquared's CEO, Sanjiv Ahuja, is also a major donor to the Democratic Party.

Best AttackWatch 'Snitch' of the Hour:

2011-09-16T18:44:00.002-04:00

: thorninaz
Hey #attackwatch, I saw 6 ATM's in an alley, killing a Job. It looked like a hate crime!
14 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply
Retweeted 100+ times [reference here]

Stinkulu$, Jr.

2011-09-15T18:04:00.004-04:00

More of the same old tired tax-and-$pend(-on-bribe$-for-vote$) liberal crap.

emember all the jobs "created or saved" by Øblamer-in-Chief's Stinkulu$, Sr. bill?

Me, neither.

When His Fraudulency™ put his marX on that steaming pile of dønkey dung, he promised it would lower the unemployment rate to below seven percent by this year.

As Figure 1 shows, even with the large prototypical package, the unemployment rate in 2010Q4 is predicted to be approximately 7.0%, which is well below the approximately 8.8% that would result in the absence of a plan.

Today, the unemployment rate is still over 9.0%. That's in the presence of His Shovelready Joblessness's Stinkulu$, Sr. "plan."

Now His Wayoverhisheadness™ wants to drop on us anøther of his massively smelly turd$ that's almost as large as his fir$t øne?

Maybe he ~~thinks~~ feels we haven't been thanking him enough for ramming that last monstrously putrefied piece of unprecedented poopage down all our throats. All for nothing, too. Except for ~~paying off~~ bribing Øbamalodorousness's Big Union Boss buddie$ and libfreeloading special interest cronie$ and lobbyist$, of course — using our money! — while mercilessly leaving us ever larger and larger budget deficits and higher and higher mountain chains of public debt.

Yeah. Thank$ a lot, Ødoo-doo. We, our children, our grandchildren, and even our great grandchildren are going to be so grateful when the unpayable bill$ come in for that Mount Everest of ØbaManure™.

Yes You Can just scrape that gangrenous glob of fetid feces off your TelePrompTers and cram it right back up your shovelreadied Big ~~Gov~~ Gølfernment 18^th hole.

One Øbamalignancy™ has been quite enough. Our country cannot afford any more.

Made Out Like Obandits

2011-09-14T10:38:00.002-04:00

"Success story" Solyndra, another Øbamiserable Failure and Baracrook Fraud.

alf a billion more taxpayers' dollars destroyed and lost.

That's some "Change^®," Ødowngrader-in-Chief.

Still ~~think~~ feel we should be "thanking" you, Øcriminal?

You're a full-blown economic terrorist and Public Enemy Nø. Øne, Øbarbarian-at-the-Gate.

The people who love America — i.e., not you or any of your fellow extremists and crooks, Øhostage-taker-in-Chief — are our army. And we're already marching.

Obamein Fuhrer Ist Vatchingz

2011-09-14T00:08:00.001-04:00

Ja, wir können... Bericht, den Sie auf unseren geliebten Führer!

Obama Hates Poor People

2011-09-13T19:21:00.002-04:00

"Obama has presided over the single largest drop in income for the poorest Americans."

hat's some "Change^®"!

But Wait, There's Møre!™:

"Black Americans in the lowest income quintile have suffered almost TWICE as much as the average American in the same quintile under Obama: -11.58% to -6.04%."

Which leads, of course, to only one conclusion:

Obama Hates Black People

That's right. Half-whitey BaracKKK Hatin'blacks Øbigot^Mmm,Mmm,Mmm is a hate-filled racist.

JOKEbama

2011-09-09T01:32:00.003-04:00

APee: "pResident Barack[lutz] [Zer]øbama's promise [sic] Thursday that everything in his jobs [sic] plan will be paid for rests on highly iffy propositions.... [Zer]øbama chose a joint session of Congress, normally reserved for a state of the union speech, to lay out his proposals. But if the moment was extraordinary, the plan he presented was conventional Washington rhetoric in one respect: It employs sleight-of-hand accounting."

hen ~~the APee~~ your own Official Cheerleading Squad^® throws down a giant BS Flag™ on your ~~speech~~ campaign photo-op, you know you've been caught commie-red-handed.

Illegal formation, illegal motion, illegal use of hands, offside, personal foul, delay of game, and unsportsmanlike conduct.

1,000-yard penalty!

At this rate, JØKEbama, the pollsters will soon have to start using negative percentages to rate your approval.

Obama Unveils 2012 Logo

2011-09-02T23:15:00.004-04:00

(Yeah, like we can afford another Fore! more years.)