Latest Wookiee' QDB Quotes

Wookiee QDB - 4721

<Eyrezer> Is there an easy way to extract individual files from a cbr?
<Darth_Culator> Open it with WinRAR or another archiver. Depending on the program, you may need to rename it to .rar first.
<Eyrezer> ok
<Eyrezer> Thanks
<Darth_Culator> No problem. That was an easy one. :P
<JorrelFraajic> O_o
<JorrelFraajic> That seems... too easy. What the process should involve is downloading several shady shareware conversion programs that only actually work when you buy the entire program.

Wookiee QDB - 4719

TrakNar: Hm. I don't think I'll ever not misread "Tipoca City" as "Tapioca City."
TrakNar: Note to self: Get some tapioca tomorrow.
Havac: Tapioca City, on Planet Pudding.
TrakNar: The sweetest place in the galaxy.
LordHydronium: "They're bakers. Damned good ones, too."

Wookiee QDB - 4718

<LtNOWIS|CGI> Hmm. I didn't realize the rest of the world always uses the 24 hour clock
<LucidFox> hehe
<Darth_Culator> Screw the 24 hour clock. And those other retarded time zones.
<Darth_Culator> Everything important happens on US Eastern time, dammit.
<Darth_Culator> EST is not GMT -5. GMT is EST +5.
<LucidFox> Darth_Culator, sometimes I don't know if your US-centric speeches are your honest opinion or sarcasm
<Darth_Culator> LucidFox: A little from column A, a little from column B.
<Darth_Culator> Which is which shall remain a mystery.
* LucidFox scratches her head.

Wookiee QDB - 4717

[20:32] * ChackJadson (n=chatzill@wikia/ChackJadson) has joined #wookieepedia
[20:33] <Tyber> Chackles
[20:33] <ChackJadson> hey fellas
[20:33] <ChackJadson> and Tyber :P
[20:34] <Darth_Culator> What are you implying?
[20:34] <ChackJadson> Why, nothing. What did you think I was implying? ;)
[20:39] <ixesha> that Tyber is a ladyboy
[20:39] <ixesha> or a manbearpig
[20:39] <Tyber> ...
...
[20:40] <Darth_Culator> A creature that is half man, half bear, and half pig is all the more frightening when it's entirely German.

Wookiee QDB - 4716

<LtNOWIS|CGI> What's with the topic?
<Havac> Wikia's decided to distribute pornography in order to increase traffic.
<Eyre> wah?
<Havac> See, that's how bad Wikia is. It's actually semi-plausible.

Wookiee QDB - 4715

<GrandMoffTranner> Well, what do you know. TCW is apparently aware of established canon... and is even showing it in the next episode.
<JangFett> If TCW was aware of established canon, Filono wouldn't be making all these goofy mistakes. :P
<GrandMoffTranner> "The planet Dorin has been attacked by Grievous. Because of Dorin's orientation between two nearby black holes, we'll need your expert space combat tactics to help guide the command ships and fighter squadrons. "
<GrandMoffTranner> I'm surprised they bothered to mention the black holes.
<JangFett> Ah, good. :)
<GrandMoffTranner> But they'll probably screw up the fact that Dorin's atmosphere has very little oxygen.
<JangFett> Anakin will just walk in the planet, unprotected. That, or he'll wear an oxygen mask and breathe like Vader. -_-
<GrandMoffTranner> They'll most likely give Ahsoka a piece of dialogue like "This atmosphere is so breathable!"
<JangFett> XD
I'll be done with TCW then.
<GrandMoffTranner> "I can't believe how much oxygen Dorin's atmosphere has!!"
<JangFett> :|
<JangFett> !kill Ahsoka?

Wookiee QDB - 4714

[19:22]Darth_Culator hates the createwiki function with a greater percentage of his total hatred than most of Wikia's other terrible features.
[19:27]sannse: you dole out your hatred in percentages?
[19:27]sannse: I sorta thought you had infinite hatred....
[19:28]MasterJonathan: XD
[19:28]Darth_Culator: No, no. Nobody has /infinite/ hatred. And I hate so many things, I have to manage it carefully or I might not hate certain things enough.
[19:28]sannse: humm... makes sense
[19:28]Darth_Culator: :P
[19:28]Tyber: XD

Wookiee QDB - 4713

<MasterJonathan> !markov Failoni
<Nuku-Nuku> Failoni is the featured article status. I think Dreis was the ANH, and Garrett's the one she's created - thus developing his own crappy fanon. 9_9
<Lord_Oblivion>Hm. No offense to Colin Wilson, but sometimes he gives women such masculine faces
<JangFett> Failoni = FA? :O
<MasterJonathan> XD XD XD
<Lord_Oblivion>:o

Wookiee QDB - 4709

<RF> "Despite all the "ZOMG, SWTOR is soooo unoriginal!" certain people are repeating ad nauseaum, we are getting a completely new story with completely new characters. I don't really care that the design style is pretty similar to other eras, a certain staticness in technology and culture is one of Star Wars quirks.
<RF> The storylines ( and that the setting is Star Wars ) are what really interests me and with Bioware I know I'll be getting something excellent."
<RF> Yeah.
<LordHydronium> ZOMG BIOWARE
<RF> Because TOR isn't a total fucking rehash
<LordHydronium> BIOWARE GIVES ME A STIFFY TAKE ME IN YOUR STRONG ARMS BIOWARE
<LtNOWIS> What is this new super-original story, and how will it shape an MMO experience?
<RF> Basically, there's an evil Empire.
<LordHydronium> "Wow, this story about an evil dark lord with a superweapon I have to destroy and a haughty British chick I'm trying to have sex with is so awesome and original! Bioware is the best company ever at everything!"
<RF> And a good Republic.
<RF> And the Empire is trying to destroy the Republic and take over the galaxy.
<RF> And the Empire is controlled by the Sith
<RF> And the Republic has Jedi
<RF> And there's an Emperor
<RF> And he's evil.
<RF> And there are bounty hunters and stuff
<RF> And the Mandalorians totally started it.

Wookiee QDB - 4708

<Karl_Ludwig> Darth_Culator: "Someguy" says he's coming for you
<Karl_Ludwig> Someguy443
<Darth_Culator> That's nice.
*** Karl_Ludwig left #wookieepedia []
<Darth_Culator> Aw, he left before I could properly express my apathy.
<Darth_Culator> Oh well.
<IFYLOFD> I bet you're shaking in your boots.

Wookiee QDB - 4706

[20:30] <@Darth_Culator> What the hell is the thing Spock works on in Star Trek II that kills him?
[20:31] <@Darth_Culator> The warp core is like twenty feet away. It's just some... thing.
[20:32] <+JangFett> I thought the radiation killed him.
[20:32] <@Darth_Culator> Yes, but it's radiation from some busted thing he goes into a compartment to fix.
[20:33] <@Darth_Culator> And it can't possibly be the warp core. But Memory Alpha doesn't say what it is.
[20:38] <+JangFett> hmm
[20:41] <@LordHydronium> It's the radiation emitter. Its entire purpose is to kill whoever is standing nearby.
[20:41] <@LordHydronium> The Federation engineers warned about it
[20:41] <@LordHydronium> But it was cheaper to leave in
[20:42] <@Darth_Culator> It was probably designed by the same guy who made the consoles explode to let you know they were broken.
[20:42] <@LordHydronium> And whoever added rocks to the bridge ceilings solely to kill Riker.

Wookiee QDB - 4705

<Culator> So, I had a fairly bizarre dream last night.
<Culator> I dreamed that my cat reproduced like a Mogwai.
<Culator> And had 49 tiny insane idiot kittens.
<Tyber> XD
<Culator> I knew there were 49 of them because they formed up in a 7 x 7 square when they tried to attack someone.
<Tyber> XD
<Tyber> Did they turn your house into a mess?
<Culator> It's probably the weirdest dream I can remember having in a while.
<JangFett> 49 kittens? O_O
<JangFett> I once had a dream that I was attacked by a kitten. XD

Wookiee QDB - 4704

<LordHydronium> "As a result of the danger that the temple contained, the scroll that described the ancient building had a cryptic addendum, "Ewoks, keep out, or be doomed!""
<LordHydronium> Yeah, that's cryptic
<LordHydronium> I totally can't figure what they're getting at

Wookiee QDB - 4703

<RF> "Fellatio keeps male fruit bats keen "
<RF> Okay, what the fuck.
<RF> http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18077

Wookiee QDB - 4702

<LucidFox> !eightball Is anyone on this channel a closet transsexual?
<Nuku-Nuku> LucidFox: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!
<CavalierOne> XD
<JangFett> !eightball Is Nuku the transsexual?
<Nuku-Nuku> JangFett: Yes!
<JangFett> :O

Wookiee QDB - 4701

<TrakNar> !bored
<Nuku-Nuku> "Oh man, I'm going to Ja-Mero Ridge with their IRC blocks, so I assume I actually like that except for the murder of Master Fay's entry from the Detroit Red Wings. Fuck 'em. Fuck the UN change the access list, but that'll help a pregnant woman ugly...but let's not dwell on it, listing a Fact File, if Jaymach'll ever decide whether to do with getting the wrong choice, but damn, why are you (1 more message)
<TrakNar> !more
<Nuku-Nuku> TrakNar: from? I know this by being hit with the Falcon have a Unix-like OS, it comes from people too stupid to begin with. :-p
<TrakNar> That was a long markov.
<TrakNar> I guess Nuku had some stuff to get off her chest.

Wookiee QDB - 4700

<LtNOWIS|CGI> Taylor Swift (Popular young female singer in the US) dressed up as Chewbacca for Halloween.
<LtNOWIS|CGI> Because she was tired of all the girls dressing up as sluts
<ixesha> even dressed as Chewbacca, I'd hit it
<GreenTentacle> Not very popular with Kanye West. :P
<LtNOWIS|CGI> Indeed to both

Wookiee QDB - 4699

<Havac> SOTE reads so much better if you imagine Vader and Palpatine both laughing their asses off at Xizor thinking he's actually one of the big boys as soon as his back is turned.
<Havac> Like, Xizor honestly thinks it makes a difference to Palpatine if he's polite and Vader's rude.

Wookiee QDB - 4697

[17:53]MasterJonathan: !markov Can you
[17:53]Nuku-Nuku: Can you just got 21.
[17:54]MasterJonathan: As usual, Nuku makes no sense whatsoever.
[17:54]Tyber: !markov
[17:54]Nuku-Nuku: Sounds about right.
[17:54]MasterJonathan: XD

Wookiee QDB - 4696

<JangFett> !markov Tyber +
<Nuku-Nuku> Tyber + 12-year-old + Inflatable sex doll.
<JangFett> XD
<LtNOWIS|CGI> Nuku really has issues with Tyber
<JangFett> !eightball Do you hate Tyber?
<Nuku-Nuku> JangFett: The outlook is good.
<JangFett> XD