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#115962

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:16:46 0

<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP" <%Raven> I had no idea what a WASP was so I basically had to gamble whether they were for or against indian mistreatment <%Raven> I went against, which was wrong <%Raven> but I covered myself by saying "in case above answer doesn't suffice, here's a reply from a different WASP" <%Raven> I just drew a giant wasp (the bug) and added a textballoon with BZZZZZZZT <%Raven> he might just give points for originality Comment: #dyo on irc.dyo-ecksdee.com

#295851

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:18:36 0

<glxblt> when my dad was a fire fighter they had this special technique for putting out fires called the "APP-technique" <glxblt> Antaa Paskan Palaa. Roughly translated as "Let the piece of shit burn" <glxblt> it was easier to use the "APP" -term around the owners of the property when the fire was so bad that they didn't really try to put it out, just to contain it <glxblt> if they'd openly talk about just letting it burn it sorta might've upset the owners :D <glxblt> also known as "removing the burning material." <glxblt> (by burning it)

#232309

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<Jenny> Wrath comes out on my birthday :3 <Cerbis_Latran> yay <Jenny> it's like Blizz are saying "happy birthday Jenny" <Jenny> "have a piece of crap that crashes every ten minutes until it gets patched in three months" <Jenny> "that'll be 30 euro"

#181649

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<@vap0r> a friend of mine got out of jail after being in for 10 years or os <@vap0r> so <@vap0r> a young guy <@vap0r> he had no idea abou tthe internet at all really <@vap0r> this was years ago <@iNToIT> and now he wants to have sex with you? <@vap0r> nah hes still straight <@iNToIT> lies <@vap0r> but it was just weird <@vap0r> he ended up getting on the internet <@vap0r> and the first thing he searched for was latino girls <@vap0r> and it blew his mind

#295315

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<Sartak> when we win the first nobel for computing you're totally not invited to stockholm <arcanehl> that's okay <arcanehl> I have an outstanding warrant anyway

#294592

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

(@Zigkirby) I mean, could you explain it to me? (@Polly) I could but I feel I'd be wasting valuable typing energy. I can only type so many characters per day and when I start getting close to the limit i hv to strt lving out lttrs so i dn rn out (@Jaq) You're having irregular vowel movements (@Jaq) Perhaps you've caught what I have

#299982

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<Cynake> French is a useless language for being angry. <Cynake> No matter how angry you are, and how hateful the words you say, it still sounds like you're looking at yourself in the mirror and admiring your dress and makeup. <Cynake> Russian is a great language to swear in if you're understood. <Cynake> Entry-level Russian swearing starts off with phrases like "Oh rotting whore on my dick" <Cynake> Instead of "Oh crap" <lorraine> So romantic. Comment: #trl

#246997

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<Annie> Vagina ^_^ *Annie (~Annie@Annie.Annie) has left #plott <Golvmopp> o.o <Golvmopp> A GIRL WAS HERE <Golvmopp> A GIRL WAS HERE <Some> What is a girl? :o <Golvmopp> I read about them in a magazine <Golvmopp> They are like us, but they like horses. Comment: #plott on Rizon

#297440

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<w0rm> i actually found this chat becuase CNN advertised it <Magami_Yuuji> CNN advertised a IRC channel? <w0rm> yes the were showing some twitter messages earlier and i saw this chan <werdnativ> worm, I think CNN were referring to the twitter hashtag, not irc channel... <w0rm> probably but this is how i found this chan Comment: #iranelection

#300290

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:28:24 0

<@Vespucci> My five year old just told me that his mom is doing a bad job raising him because he didn't eat his dinner, said a bunch of bad words, and still got ice cream with the other kids. To quote "What the freak is wrong with mom?"

#300299

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:28:24 0

<welandB> I love how on fukung there are image files of ascii art. <welandB> We've come full circle.

#167250

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:28:24 0

<an0n> If I ever find out someone has an inflatable love doll, I'm going to steal it and leave a note like "i've tried to make it work, Steve, but all you care about is yourself. What about MY needs? You treat me like a piece of meat, just here to fuck and cast aside. You've really let me down... :,("

#117878

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:06:34 0

<timelyx> can someone explain how to use wikipedia in a foreign language? :) <max> timelyx: navegar simplemente a wikipedia.org y seleccionar tu lengua

#297089

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:06:34 0

<asp> Atheim: Your name is one letter away from a very dangerous idea. <Atheim> asp: Not sure what you're talking about, it's quite a few letters away from Christianity...

#125372

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:06:34 0

* Brownie12149 sets ban on Religion!*@* <Brownie12149> if i had my own country <Brownie12149> i would be want to able to control it through IRC commands

#295368

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:06:34 0

<anon1> You come across a girl in the forest, both her legs are broken and she says that she has just been raped, What do you do?? <brotha> unzip and get ready for round 2? <Henaby> Check my compass, i MUST be walking in circles.

#299993

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:06:34 0

<Dingo> I hate snipers <.< <Starcraftmazter> I don't see any snip-

#297412

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:06:32 0

<shawnz> how come every emulator has dozens of advanced image scaling algorithms <shawnz> but every image editing app has two or three <&dt> because everyone wants mario bigger <&dt> but not pictures of you

#199773

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:02:14 0

<yak[work]> This,..... is the weirdest error message I have ever gotten on database import... <yak[work]> --- <yak[work]> ERROR 1064 (42000) at line 1302: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ''orgasmic climax is like a parado' at line 1 <yak[work]> ---

#127326

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:02:14 0

<Random> I've wanked 50 times this year. <Random> My ring finger is sore... <Kogita> it's the third of January. You need help.

#294500

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:02:14 0

<MurderMachine> So did I ever tell you the story of how my parents met? <DryBones> Nope. <MurderMachine> Well, there are two versions I guess. <DryBones> How? <MurderMachine> The story my Mum tells is: A group of idiots pushed her over while ice skating and my Dad heroically went over and helped her up. <MurderMachine> The story my Dad tells is: He paid a group of idiots to go push her over so he could go heroically help her up. <DryBones> ROFL <MurderMachine> I have been paid not to tell her.

#283502

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:02:14 0

< Laura> I used to have a preserved human penis in a jar. < Laura> It was lost in a move. < Laura> This made me sad until someone pointed out that that means that SOMEONE moved into a house and found a human penis in a jar. < Laura> This makes me feel better.

#294769

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:02:14 0

<angelphish> my figners smell funny <king_egg> wtf are figners <angelphish> fingers you fucking faggot <angelphish> what a mroon <king_egg> oh shit yeah figners. the things on my hnads Comment: #sa on SynIrc

#286353

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:02:14 0

< Liem> check this out, I was driving down my street yesterday < Liem> a guy walking his dog flags me down < Liem> I'm all "wtf?" < Liem> "Hey! So you're the guy with the "uid 0" license plate!" < Liem> "yeah, that's me." < Liem> "So, I was laid off 2 weeks ago, is your employer hiring software engineers?" < Coraxyn> :) < Liem> "welcome to the party pal, I am a 5-week laid off software engineer." < Liem> FLAGGED DOWN for a job. can you believe that? < Coraxyn> Yes

#261527

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:02:14 0

<kuiper> My mom got me a toilet brush for Christmas. <sic> lmao <sic> have you been using it? <kuiper> Well, yeah, but it hasn't been working too well. In fact, I think I may just go back to using paper.