Latest HTS QDB Quotes

HTS QDB QDB - 1290

<Phate> so i'm so awesome i'm playing wow.
<mischievious> Phate, go say hi to my gf
<Phate> who is your gf?
<mischievious> she plays WoW lol
<Phate> lol
<Phate> hook me up bro
<mischievious> sure ;)
<Phate> wait, what race?
<mischievious> she's like a dranei hunter or something
<Phate> boo
<Phate> alliance scum, you should dump her
<mischievious> roflmao
<mischievious> not like i play
<mischievious> or care
<Phate> it's the principle.
<Phate> well on the bright side you know she sucks dick then

HTS QDB QDB - 1283

<OCR> hi could anyone spare me some time to tell me how i would sniff the routers/modems i have hacked ?
<OCR> anyone ?
<AR> ok
<AR> you take the router
<AR> get your face real close
<AR> inhale
<OCR> nice
<OCR> can i connect it to my network with hamachi and sniff with cain & able?

HTS QDB QDB - 1278

<weekend> no, I do not
<weekend> however as some random friend of his family has once visited this place, I hope we'll get a report if he dies
<weekend> bbl I have to go smuggle some drugs across the border

HTS QDB QDB - 1271

< darkboarder297> Hello, would anyone mind helping me in a private chat with vb.net?
< darkboarder297> Well the problem is I am not sure what to google :P
< darkboarder297> My code just doesn't do what I told it to and I am not sure why :P

HTS QDB QDB - 1270

< unknown> krattix, you getting my pms?
< Krattix> are the PM's in red?

HTS QDB QDB - 1268

<+Kage> marko/st, I just fucked my girlfriend
<+Kage> Her pussy feels 1000000x better than a hand
< marko/st> Kage, you slut
< Fenrir> Wait a minute, you were at the keyboard, had sex, then came back to tell people?
<+Kage> Fenrir, it was a quicky. She had a quick moment free from WoW, wanted some nookie

HTS QDB QDB - 1266

<Kage> I am a massive faggot fuck me in my ass hard baby harder harder harder..

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[23:57] <abdelm> totally
[23:58] <abdelm> what else should i write
[23:58] <abdelm> cuz am kinda bored
[23:58] <godofcereal> something for hts that wont break, crash, leave a vun or work
[00:00] <abdelm> which is lol

HTS QDB QDB - 1250

< OldSkool> If your smart enough to use SSL than you don't need to know how to hack ;)

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< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

HTS QDB QDB - 1246

<OldSkool> That's when all those, art of seduction, psychology books come in handy haha
<OldSkool> Never approach a girl/woman/women from behind
<TheMindRapist> Wut
<TheMindRapist> Best way to approach her
<OldSkool> They will instantly become defensive.
<TheMindRapist> I don't want her seeing I'm holding a rag
<OldSkool> hhahahahahah
<TheMindRapist> No, if you come from where they can see you they get defensive

HTS QDB QDB - 1245

<Dark-Lord> what is a really good and hard stress test for your pc?
<TheMindRapist> Hit it
<TheMindRapist> With something heavy
<TheMindRapist> I like to use my dick

HTS QDB QDB - 1244

<NoXzema> OMFG
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.

HTS QDB QDB - 1241

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

HTS QDB QDB - 1238

<Monica> I help single mothers at work, and I know it's hard for them.
<Kage[Work]> I work to make single mothers

HTS QDB QDB - 1235

//OldSkool is writing a paper on racism
< redice> really depends on the persons perception and tolerance cuz when i was with my black friends i could call them the n word but when im not i cant call a random black person the n word
< OldSkool> Do you mean nigga? Or nigger?

HTS QDB QDB - 1234

[Jul.20|22:35:38] <Wyrmkill> I went to work and we had 2 open bugs
[Jul.20|22:35:41] <Wyrmkill> Now we have 6 >:|
[Jul.20|22:35:43] <Wyrmkill> It's never-ending.
[Jul.20|22:36:03] <TheMindRapist> Well
[Jul.20|22:36:08] <TheMindRapist> kiyoura caused 2 bugs
[Jul.20|22:36:11] <TheMindRapist> By "fixing" one
[Jul.20|22:36:14] <TheMindRapist> So we can blame him
[Jul.20|22:36:21] <Wyrmkill> smooth.
[Jul.20|22:36:25] <TheMindRapist> Yeah
[Jul.20|22:36:36] <Wyrmkill> Why is he my dev again?
[Jul.20|22:36:40] <TheMindRapist> Dunno
[Jul.20|22:36:45] <TheMindRapist> Oh
[Jul.20|22:36:46] <TheMindRapist> Right
[Jul.20|22:36:54] <TheMindRapist> Affirmative Action
[Jul.20|22:36:58] <TheMindRapist> It gets even the best of us

HTS QDB QDB - 1229

<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow
<Monica> Hehe.
<kiyoura> you're still my daddy
<kiyoura> always
<Monica> I summoned him just for you, kiyoura.
<kiyoura> <33
<Monica> ;)
<kiyoura> thanks Monica
<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow the watermelon thing will always be OUR joke
<kiyoura> BUTT FRICTION FOREVER
<kiyoura> dude im gay

HTS QDB QDB - 1227

<hkltj> this is a freiendly channel . .
<hkltj> friendly coders.
<Naib> do you have a particular coding question?
<hkltj> yes
<hkltj> i want to hack
<hkltj> e hack in internet
<Naib> less hacking talk
<hkltj> ok
<mischief> hkltj, i hear they have lots of hackers in #2,000
<hkltj> friendly chat only
<Naib> coding chat
* hkltj (n=y6qk@59.94.99.181) has left #friendly-coders
* hkltj (n=y6qk@59.94.99.181) has joined #friendly-coders
<hkltj> HeLP!
<hkltj> !
<hkltj> mischief hacked my PC
<hkltj> he gave a virus link chanel name
* Naib sets ban on %hkltj!*@*

HTS QDB QDB - 1226

* Myrddin (Myrddin@914B528D.19013AF.878CE03B.IP) has joined #help
<Myrddin> ello. :)
<Myrddin> Anyone know of a decent flv/mov/avi to .swf converter?
<Myrddin> Been searching for a few days now...
<Fenrir> ffmpeg
<mischief> youtube is good for that.
<Myrddin> Fenrir, does it do conversion??
<Myrddin> :O
<Fenrir> ffmpeg? what are you google deaf?

HTS QDB QDB - 1225

< Younix> i put the fear of fuck into girls
< Younix> i let them know that i dont PLAY NO SHIT
<@Phate> yeah i hear imaginary chicks dont have phsycical presence

HTS QDB QDB - 1217

<OldSkool> apples I'm unsure if you native language is English, cause i can't understand why you can't distinguish 'sarcasm'...
<mischief> OldSkool, i am disappoint.
<OldSkool> Good grammar.
//<OldSkool> apples, I'm unsure if your native language is English, because I can't understand how you can't distinguish 'sarcasm'... <- Fixed.

HTS QDB QDB - 1213

05:13 < mischief> neocontra, why'd you go with ubuntu?
05:13 < neocontra> it was the first linux that I found to have a lot of noob support

HTS QDB QDB - 1201

<Cytrox> argh! can anyone help me with a hack.. i really need help.. pls pm me
<TheMindRapist> Yo dawg we heard you like x so we put x in x so you can x while you x
<slothearn> we put a Google in your Google so you can Google while you Google, Cytrox

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[@Phate] i once photoshopped a picture to prove to my friends i get laid
[@Phate] problem was it was the lemonparty picture..
{ Kage} Phate, sad thing is, you never have and never will.
{ Kage} Phate, even worse
[@Phate] Kage, i don't need to, i have a wow account and a computer
{ Kage} Now you're a permavirgin who sucks old men's dicks
{ Kage} Phate, WoW is the best contraceptive EVAR!
[ slothearn] clorox works pretty well too, Kage
[@Phate] Yeah its an excuse not to get laid and its a repelant incase that doesn't work
{ Kage} I'm telling you, the people at Blizzard are secretly contraception controllers
{ Kage} They're making sure no one fucks anything but themselves or a fleshlight
{ Kage} Or a hairbrush
[@Phate] Yeah but i tell you what, if they worked with the cardboard industry they'd be rich
[@Phate] i mean i've a ton of cardboard i made from household tissues under my chair
[ terminus] gross
{ Kage} Phate, that is fucking gross
{ Kage} Holy fucking shit...
[ slothearn] XD
{ Kage} Damn, well played
[@Phate] i should use it for roof insulation

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{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything

HTS QDB QDB - 1094

<godofcereal> I have the strangest of feelings I know you
* Coercion is now known as johnathon
<redice> i think johnathon is pookleblinky in disguise
<godofcereal> I thought it was SS
<redice> could easily be SS
<redice> maybe its monica

HTS QDB QDB - 1092

<pookleblinky> apples dumped core all over Younix once
<pookleblinky> Poor guy was washing hex out of his hair for weeks

HTS QDB QDB - 1083

<KeroKira> I felt special for a minute
<Deceit> You'll feel that way 14 more times in your life ;)

HTS QDB QDB - 1082

<Deceit> Zackfett, so you are saying the user needs to perform more commands in order to install software, making it less likely malware will be installed?
<fiftysixer> mischief, took me a little while to get the hang of 'em, but then they're pretty easy
<Zackfett> its less likely due to the lack of drive-by downloading
<Deceit> Ooh fancy word
<Zackfett> since activex controls dont run
<Deceit> Meaning exactly what I just said
<Deceit> You noob
<Deceit> That doesn't make the OS itself more secure

HTS QDB QDB - 1081

[20:25] <Zackfett> http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7581/nimpproof.png
[20:25] <Deceit> Zackfett, the only thing that proves is you are gay for using Vista
[20:26] <Zackfett> im not using vista
[20:26] <Zackfett> its xp with a vista theme
[20:27] <Deceit> Zackfett, that's like saying "I'm not gay, I just have this huge thing shaped like a dick in my ass to prevent me from shitting myself."
[20:28] <Zackfett> ...
[20:28] <Deceit> The proper thing to do was to engage me in a debate about whether Vista is actually a bad OS
[20:28] <Zackfett> well it is
[20:28] <Deceit> Prove it
[20:28] <Zackfett> it sucks cock
[20:28] <Deceit> No
[20:28] <Zackfett> but it looks pretty good
[20:28] <Deceit> Why does it suck?
[20:29] <Zackfett> its microsoft for one,
[20:29] <Deceit> See, you have no idea
[20:29] <Deceit> Oh
[20:29] <Deceit> Just because it's microsoft
<Zackfett> and deciet who are you to call me gay for liking a visual theme from a failed os, and using it on a decent one?
<Zackfett> yeah, now _you_ have no idea.
<Deceit> I never said I had one
<Deceit> In fact, that's the reason I said you should have called me out on it
<Deceit> Because I have no clue
<Deceit> Of course, looks kind of lame to do it now
<Deceit> After I tell you to
<Deceit> And after you can't tell me why it sucks

HTS QDB QDB - 1078

* Neophyte clicks
<pookleblinky> HAHAHA
<pookleblinky> I have lured you into my trap
<pookleblinky> RELEASE THE MATHEMATICAL GORILLAS

HTS QDB QDB - 1077

<unnu> i wonder if the guys from MIB hate illegal Mexicans

HTS QDB QDB - 1076

Younix> i swera to drunk im not god

HTS QDB QDB - 1075

<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!

HTS QDB QDB - 1071

<C> I get disheartened when people do not use Social Engineering when trying to snoop about the school network
<Zackfett> i use it a lot
<C> Example
<C> ..?
<Zackfett> ok
<Zackfett> say im getting a laptop from the server room
<Zackfett> (we use them for class)
<Zackfett> i keep something in my pocket
<Zackfett> and i drop it in the server room room
<C> this story is taking forever
* C has quit (Quit: )

HTS QDB QDB - 1069

<pookleblinky> It is that time of night when we forget who we are and why we are here.
<pookleblinky> And where our pants have gone

HTS QDB QDB - 1066

* crepiduse is > 18
<Monica> I'm only interested in those under 18, thanks anyway.
<Monica> Preferably under 12.
<Monica> But meh.
* crepiduse is safe.
<Monica> Oh God, I just made myself look like a pedophile.

HTS QDB QDB - 1065

<Brent-tc> Monica, how old are you?
<Monica> That's a sekrit.
<Brent-tc> 43,45?
<Brent-tc> Ah. like 64
<Monica> I'm close to being 51, actually.
<Monica> R U underage? If so, can I has?
<Brent-tc> lmao.

HTS QDB QDB - 1064

The Ultimate command for summoning neophyte:
* Norgul sets mode [-.-]/,,/
* Zackfett sets modes +s +t +f +u
* Neophyte (lol@isurvivedthezombieapocalypseandgotthisvhost.com) has joined #help
* HTS-Bot sets mode +a #help Neophyte
* HTS-Bot gives channel operator status to Neophyte
<Zackfett> lol
<Norgul> haha
<Zackfett> secret summon neophyte modes
<Zackfett> fear my power.

HTS QDB QDB - 1055

* Monica has changed the topic to: | Logic Missions are back; no points though.

<Seth_Hikaru> why the fuck would I want to do logic missions if they aren't worth points?
<ScrAm> because no one gives a fuck about points
<Monica> LOLOLOL.
<Younix> rrrrofl
<Monica> Logic missions are left for lulz.
<Monica> You can't use HTS points to redeem for a cheeseburger at McD's, kthx, Seth_Hikaru.
<Younix> i bet i could try.
<Younix> print that shit out
<Younix> go to mcdonalds
<Younix> LOOK MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SEE THESE POINTS
<Monica> Rofl.
<Younix> THIS ENTITLES ME TO ONE FREE CHEESEBURGER
<Younix> or ILL HACK YOUR GIBSONS

HTS QDB QDB - 1054

<kiyoura> SS is the
<kiyoura> umm
<kiyoura> I know's he's watching
<kiyoura> so ima say
<kiyoura> sysadmin

HTS QDB QDB - 1053

<Monica> Battle.
<Monica> Righ' hurr.
<unnu> wait
<Monica> unnu vs Obsession.
<unnu> YES YES
<Monica> SPIT, yo.
<Monica> Haha.
<unnu> HEY YO OBSESSION, QUIT YOUR OBSESSIN, YOU BEST NOT BE MESSIN LEST YOU WANNA LEARN YO LESSEN, THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS KIYOURA, TOO BAD YOUR NICKS GAY, NOT MUCH MORE TA SAY, O YEAH BITCH GOT THE MONA, . . . HIS REAL NAME IS JAHAN, DONT MESS WITH "THE MAN" HES GOT A WIKED PLAN, TO DROP YOU LIKE A B O T N E T S P A M
<Obsession> W00000000000000000000RFFFF
<Obsession> OOOOOOOOOO

HTS QDB QDB - 1052

#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?

HTS QDB QDB - 1051

<kiyoura> give me
<kiyoura> hops
<kiyoura> plz?
* mischief gives voice to kiyoura
<kiyoura> :|
<kiyoura> heh
<mischief> sorry sorry i hit the wrong key
<kiyoura> well...
<kiyoura> try again
<kiyoura> :o
<mischief> aww, look there, my hands are gone due to some hydrochloric acid
<mischief> oh well, no hops for you
<kiyoura> :|
<kiyoura> then
<kiyoura> how are you typing ?
<kiyoura> and if you say fee
<kiyoura> feet*
<kiyoura> move your toes
<mischief> the Force.
<kiyoura> :|
<kiyoura> rofl

HTS QDB QDB - 1050

<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation

HTS QDB QDB - 1049

<Obsession> I have a foot fetish
<Obsession> and
* unnu bows down to Monica, and gives flowers and respectfuly runs away
<Obsession> Monica's size is like
<Obsession> freakin
<Obsession> perfect
<Obsession> I could eat em
<Stacy> Monica, nice being girls huh?
<unnu> Stacy, FAIL?
<Monica> Stacy: I banned you on forum for a reason. Can you be a good, little boy and behave on IRC?

HTS QDB QDB - 1048

-Monica wanting to get banned by Silent-Shadow for sick reasons-

* Xerati sets ban on *!*@HackThisSite.org
* Xerati has kicked Monica from #hackthissite (trolling)
<HTS-Bot> [Monica] <3

<Monica> w00t!
<Obsession> why does it come to me that Xerati did that
<Obsession> for sick reasons
<Younix> anal.
<Younix> sodomy isn't the answer, guys.
<Xerati> huh?
<Younix> dunno.
<Obsession> SS likes to be in charge
<Xerati> oh
<Xerati> yeah
<Xerati> i'm a masochist
<Xerati> she's a sadist
<Xerati> we're a match, for life

HTS QDB QDB - 1047

<Xerati> Tiberius, why not troll a different network?
<Younix> !kb Tiberius fuck the warning. trolling.
* HTS-Bot sets ban on *!*@HTS-BEAE7C33.dhcp.psdn.ca.charter.com
* HTS-Bot has kicked Tiberius from #Hackthissite (fuck the warning. trolling. (Younix))
<Monica> Goddamnit, I never get to ban!
<anarkakari> lol @ Monica
<Monica> Srsly...
<Monica> I've never banned anyone.
<Monica> Ever.
<Xerati> Monica, kb me
* HTS-Bot gives channel half-operator status to Monica
<Younix> Monica: you can ban me
<Younix> :)
* Monica emo's.
<Xerati> wait
<Xerati> ok kb Younix
<Monica> I'd unban Tiberius just so I can kb him.

HTS QDB QDB - 1046

Apr 13 13:17:23 <pookleblinky>I bet irl Younix is the nicest person here.
Apr 13 13:17:59 <pookleblinky>In a pinch he'd help you move, lend you $20, give you an alibi, help chop up a body, suck your dick
Apr 13 13:18:00 <pookleblinky>etc
Apr 13 13:18:35 <pookleblinky>Show me a carebear that would do that