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Mystery Celebrity Face

Alex — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:45:30 PST

Who is doing the Ugly Betty look and posting it on their blog? Click HERE.

Lady Gaga for Vanity Fair Italy

Alex — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:27:18 PST

Lady Gaga gets around… and that’s not easy in those heels. Here she is giving it all she’s got for the pages of Vanity Fair Italy. This fashion freak’fest is everywhere and we simply can’t stop looking. Don’t even try. Gaze at Gaga, fall under her spell of overexposure, it’s intoxicating… like lots and lots [...]

Katie Holmes & Anna Paquin On Set

Alex — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:12:55 PST

Katie Holmes and Anna Paquin seem to be looking for something… I think they are looking for Katie’s ass. What happened to it? It’s totes missing. The blonde and the beard were spotted hanging out on set of their romantic, indie flick, comedy, ‘The Romantics’ today filming on a vineyard in Southold, NY. The story [...]

Adam Lambert’s New Album Preview: GaGa As A Boy?

Alex — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:41:23 PST

We can’t stop twirling…someone help us stop….twirling, and twirling. Adam’s music is undeniable fun for us but that’s because we’re raging queens. I wonder if America wants Lady GaGa to be a boy, but Adam’s first album is going to answer that question. After Gaga land we visit a Musical Theater World for a Queen- nthem. Every [...]

Celebrity Sighting : Amy Poler & Will’s Romantic Dinner

Alex — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:12:33 PST

Ok you can’t really tell that Amy Poler and her husband are having dinner across from me at Pace in Laurel Canyon. But she IS and Will Arnet’s adorable in person. She’s tiny like twig in your shoe! Tiny! They ate with some blonde lady… Could be her mom. Love the restaurant by the way it’s Italian yumminess [...]

Peeping Tom Photos of Britney Spears

Alex — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:14:02 PST

This can not be legal? Who is snapping all these shots of Britney Spears in a bikini through her window. That’s just sad. I probably shouldn’t post them… that would be wrong. I’ll link it. It’s my responsibility a professional journalist. See ALL the photos HERE. (Site: NSFW)

Christina Ricci Is Gorgeous for Flare

Alex — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:51:29 PST

We have always adored the gorgeous and perfectly miniature sized Christina Ricci. She never let’s us down. She knows the rules of celebrity… always look unattainably beautiful. Here she is looking pure and perfect in white with a little bit of naughty for Flare Magazine. If you haven’t been loving her then you have totes [...]

Michael Phelps Plumps Up

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:55:00 PST

Our favorite Olympian swimmer and stoner Michael Phelps, finished third in the 100 meters medley final at the World Cup meet in Stockholm and more interestingly went on to tell the Swedish press: “I know I’m not in the best shape and I should be in better shape,” Phelps said. “I didn’t hit [...]

James Franco On General Hospital: Extended Preview

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:26:29 PST

We DIE! OMG! We heart us some James Franco. Not sure why he is doing General Hospital, seems like he is slumming it a bit. Whatever, We’ll set our TiVo. Watch and giggle.

Robert Pattinson Is Feeling Not So Fresh

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:10:20 PST

We are supposed to think he is hot… right? I just got use to his, I’m on the verge of committing suicide, look. Now he is bringing pungent man smells to the party. He said in one of his billions of interviews plugging the Twilight sequel: “These jeans are a few days old. But the top [...]

Joss Stone: ‘I Smoke Weed’

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:40:51 PST

Buzzing from a bong rip, Joss Stone sat down with UK Star Magazine to talk about the finer points of smoking weed. Joss isn’t getting a lot of press lately so she’s doing the Lily Allen thing… chatting up her drug use. It works for me, I’m interested now: “I smoke weed, but I don’t [...]

Mystery Monster Boobies

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:14:20 PST

Who sweater puppies are testing the elasticity of that stretched to the seams sweater? Find out HERE. (Site: NSFW)

Drunk Girl Falls In Front Of Subway

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:06:23 PST

This is almost enough to make me not drink anymore… almost.

Taylor Lautner Flexes For Men’s Health

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:58:15 PST

I don’t think anyone is doubting how healthy 17 year old Taylor Lautner is looking as of late. He does his very best … he’s not a boy, not yet a man, pose for Men’s Health. He is the youngest cover boy ever to grease up for the cover. Flex Taylor, flex that arm. “I [...]

Lady Gaga’s New Video: ‘Bad Romance’

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:04:46 PST

la la lal lala nana na na nana you and me we have a bad romance! Alright, get ready for some more freaky video nonsense filled with Shakira like choreography, endless claw posing, heavy with hooker heels, a Matrix crystal scene…not crystal meth scene, questionable wigs enough for a gay pride parade… Watch, judge, and enjoy. [...]

Robert Downey Jr Crotch Cover for Esquire

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:43:51 PST

Is it just me or is this cover a bit off? I mean, is everyone looking at his crotch…. moose knuckle much? My balls are hurting just looking at this cover. Why is he pointing to his crotch? Am I missing some hidden message here or am I just supposed to be looking there? May [...]

Christina Aguilera Rocks A New Bob

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:39:33 PST

Christina Aguilera is hot again. Let’s get real here people. She sorta let herself go after that kid shoved his way out of her tiny little frame. She is now back to pop diva status, oh, and she has a real voice. We’re glad our Mousketeer gone sex kitten is back for business… turn the [...]

Rihanna’s Toilet Paper Wedding Dress

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:19:15 PST

I know, I know… we thought she was in wrapped up in hospital bandages again too. No, Ragmagers, Rihanna is not post Chris Brown date in this photo. She showed up at the 2009 Glamour Magazine Women of the Year Awards like this… on purpose. I guess it’s hot… actually no, it’s pretentious crap… and [...]

Mariah Carey Moaning & Other Ragtastic Links

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:04:51 PST

Wow! What is Mariah Carey Doing? (Site NSFW) Madonna arrived in Brazil today to me Jesus’ mom! John Hamm… Hot Now and Then. Tom Ford Chats Up His First Gay Experience!

Levi Johnston In NYC For Playgirl Shoot, Jon Gosselin Not

Alex — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:17:47 PST

Tabloid’s favorite fathers wereshooting The Insider together in Times Square, and looked so adores in their matching peacoats. Like those gay couples that dress alike, but can’t help it. Ok Jon looks a little bloated from the alcohol I’m sure he’s drinking, but Levi could possible win America over with those curly brown locks. I [...]

Adam Carolla Podcast & Survivor Bad Boy Ben Browning

Alex — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:34:50 PST

Adam sat down with our friend/super hottie with the blue eyes Ben Browning from Survivor. Topics include: - his signature drink the Halle Berry, - how Ben snapped a chicken’s neck on Survivor like a good ol’ boy, - Prohibition - and Adam rants on how marijuana should be legal. It’s crazy… these two guys have never met before, [...]

Fashion Forward People Of Wal Mart Get New Website

Alex — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:11:30 PST

I have been to ONE, count them ONE, Wal Mart store because the horrors I saw in there still rock me to my impulsive shopping core. I was separated from our group somehow at the Wal Mart Super Center and battled my way through a sea of strange creatures from the planet Fugly. People Of [...]

Lost Star Josh Holloway Knows Smoking & Freeballing Are Cool

Alex — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:00:56 PST

Can you believe Josh Holloway is 40!? He looks like the creep that tried to pick up on my fruit fly in Venice. Josh took a smoke break in Hawaii from his Indonesian wife Yessica Kumala and their seven-month-old daughter Java Kumala Holloway, and it looks like someone lost their undies.

Dakota Fanning Cast An Uncanny Spell In Teen Vogue

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:37:25 PST

We were going to laugh at America’s Funniest Home videos for an hour, but when our eyes saw these photos of Homecoming Princess and all around High Schooler who has EVERYTHING, Dakota Fanning, we had to post. Dakota’s not a girl ….and not yet a woman, but Teen Vogue has turned her into a 100% [...]

WATCH Rag Mag’s L&A On Yahoo’s Newsfeed

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:45:00 PST

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH. Newsfeed starts at 1:40 in We love Hollywood. Three weeks ago we booked this perfect and totes fun gig at Yahoo where we come in and do the Newsfeed. Surprisingly to two critical fags..if we did have our own show it would look and sound a lot like what Yahoo has created. [...]

Leighton Meester’s New Video Is Filled With Cliches We Love

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:09:49 PST

Lindsay Robertson sums the video up at New York quite perfectly, noting that “the Gossip Girl star moves her lips to a song (occasionally), while wearing lots of jewelry and makeup. She also writhes, and is very pretty.” Our friends hated it, but video cliches are what our pop princesses were raised and fed with! [...]

Weekend Mystery Booty & Bag

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:06:24 PST

Click HERE to find out. We here at LA RAG MAG like to challenge our readers, get their minds working, stimulate their thought processes, and hopefully enhance their life for it. Our Mystery Booty category is a wonderful example of our brian building brand. You are welcome. We are happy to enrich your lives, much like [...]

George Clooney’s Girlfriend Doing Playboy, Classy”

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:41:48 PST

Now everyone will get to see the gorgeous nakedness that George Clooney gets to go to bed with and spoon with every night. His latest girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, they have been dating for only three months or so… please, people have affairs that last longer than that. She has had the people at Playboy make [...]

Lady Gaga Au Natural (Sort Of) & Clips From Video: Bad Romance

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:23:25 PST

Desperate to be different, Lady Gaga has just released some clips from her upcoming music video for ‘Bad Romance‘. The song, I could go either way on. Good when you’re at a club and drunk. Not good at a red light with your window rolled down which totes happened to me yesterday. Not that I am [...]

Mariah Carey Busting Out In Malibu

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:03:53 PST

Mariah, Mariah, Mariah! What are we going to do with you… all of you? Hey Mariah, come here, I need to whisper something to you. There is something that looks brownish and feces like on the booty of your white one-piece swimsuit! Does Mariah Carey not know that you photograph swimsuit and lingerie shoots in a [...]

Glee Preview: Billy Idol’s, ‘Dancing With Myself’

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:36:20 PST

(Disclaimer by Alex – Lynn wrote this article I support all Gleeks) Are you a huge musical theatre fan, do you love Fox’s Glee… then you are a Gleek. So I know that our little singing show was postponed for a couple painful weeks so that some jockstrap wearing neanderthals could hit some balls with a [...]

Levi Johnston Arrives In NYC For Playgirl Shoot

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:13:22 PST

Looking smug and you might say even a bit confident, Levi Johnston arrived in New York late last night to get ready to show off his johnson for his much anticipated Playgirl shoot. It’s scheduled later this week. I guess it takes him a week to prepare for a shoot. Lots of pubes to trim… [...]

Taylor Quits Rachel Zoe – I Die”

Alex — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:54:09 PST

The always up for a major bitchfest, styling associate Taylor Jacobson, of Bravo’s Rachel Zoe Project, is really leaving Rachel Zoe Inc this time. After seasons of listening to her raspy lesbian voice, she has finally grabbed those steel balls of her and is taking them out the door of Rachel Zoe Inc. Let’s get [...]

Jennifer Love Hewitt Works A Stripper Pole

Alex — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:41:14 PST

Apparently… we don’t watch… last on Ghost Whisperer, Jennifer Love Hewitt worked a stripper pole in the name of her craft, acting. She is a dedicated actress. She must be doing her workshops. You can see her work her craft every Friday at 8p on CBS. I think she helps people go to Hell of [...]

Is This Tom Cruise’s New SF Home?

Alex — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:35:12 PST

King of the maybe queers on this cliff mansion! Yes that one right there to the right! Is everyones favorite crazy Scientologist, Tom Cruise, relocating to San Francisco? It would work for him on so many levels. He could be amongst all the gay Scientologists. There are rumors beginning to circulate that the world’s most famous [...]

‘I Love The Smell Of Diapers’ – Sarah Jessica Parker’s Is SICK”

Alex — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:34:27 PST

“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good…” That’s only something a career woman who’s desperate to have children after spending her life becoming famous would say. Ask Octomom if she likes the smell of diapers or a mom who [...]

Chris Brown Hits Back At Rihanna’s Story

Alex — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:56:39 PST

“Honestly, because I have expressed my wrongs and there is nothing that could come out that’s like, ‘OK, this is something totally different than what we know,’ ” he told MTV News when asked. “I basically expressed how I feel, basically said what I’m wrong for.”

Anderson Cooper’s Boyfriend Photos & Other Ragtastic Links

Alex — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:30 PST

See ALL The Internet Photos Of Anderson Cooper’s Boyfriend. He’s a Hottie! Lady GaGa Wears See-Through Dress. (Site NSFW) Funny Friday Viral Video Zac Efron Is An Underwear Exhibitionist.

Supermodel Stephanie Seymore’s NUDITY/Divorce Deets In Vanity Fair

Alex — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:06:10 PST

SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE Supermodel Stephanie Seymore ( what you don’t remember her 1998 book Stephanie Seymour’s Beauty Secrets for Dummies?) is having one of the most cut throat divorces in NYC history, and Stephanie’s feeling the heat. So much so, that she had to take her cloths off in Vanity Fair to show how [...]

Game Time: Mystery See Through Top

Alex — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:52:45 PST

You all know how we like to keep it classy over here at LA RagMag and Fridays are no exception. Who would wear this ultra sophisticated and refined see through top.. do the bleached out splint ends give it away? Click HERE to find out.