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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:05:15 -0400</pubDate>

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you can watch the movie with your friends on FaceBook and leave
comments about it as it goes along. Everyone who wants to watch it has
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particles. <br /><br />I can&#39;t really imagine a group of friends
coordinating this, so we at FilmCatcher will be announcing our own
WatchBook viewing. Stay tuned and we will blow you up like a
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 14:04:05 -0400</pubDate>

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<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 15:16:35 -0400</pubDate>

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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 13:50:22 -0400</pubDate>

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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:03:36 -0400</pubDate>

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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:29:47 -0400</pubDate>

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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:23:49 -0400</pubDate>

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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:46:51 -0400</pubDate>

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