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		<title>Project 365</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been wanting to do a project 365 (taking a photo every day) for the past few years, but I just couldn&#8217;t follow though. I just never had my camera with me at all times, and I wouldn&#8217;t even get through January. There was also... <a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/2012/02/project-365/">Continue reading&#160;&#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://my365.in/kieranchapman/p/2516348" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1224" title="Project 365 - January" src="http://www.kieranchapman.net/kieranchapman/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/365-jan12.jpg" alt="" width="295" height="209" /></a>I&#8217;ve been wanting to do a <a href="http://content.photojojo.com/tutorials/project-365-take-a-photo-a-day/" target="_blank">project 365</a> (taking a photo every day) for the past few years, but I just couldn&#8217;t follow though. I just never had my camera with me at all times, and I wouldn&#8217;t even get through January. There was also the issue of trying to take a <em>great</em> photo every day. The point of the project is just to take <em>a</em> photo every day; great photos happen with practice, and this helps you see the world as potential photos.</p>
<p>Then early year (January 2nd) I saw <a href="http://traceysculinaryadventures.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">my cousin</a> was using an app called <a href="http://my365.in/" target="_blank">My365</a>. If there&#8217;s anything that will make it easier to complete project 365, it&#8217;s an iPhone:</p>
<ul>
<li>the camera is actually pretty good;</li>
<li>My365, while not a great app, makes it easy to upload and keep track of daily photos;</li>
<li>unlike my cameras, I actually have my iPhone with me almost all the time.</li>
</ul>
<p>I&#8217;ve made it though <a href="http://my365.in/kieranchapman/p/2516348" target="_blank">January</a> so far. Just 334 photos to go&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Mark Webb Does Impossible Stuff on a BMX Bike</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being old and out of touch with the BMX world, I&#8217;ve never heard of Mark Webb. But after watching this video, I&#8217;m convinced he&#8217;s gotta be the best rider around. Any one of these tricks could be amazing &#8220;video-enders&#8221;; I&#8217;m not totally convinced that all... <a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/2012/01/mark-webb-does-impossible-stuff-on-a-bmx-bike/">Continue reading&#160;&#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being old and out of touch with the BMX world, I&#8217;ve never heard of Mark Webb. But after watching this video, I&#8217;m convinced he&#8217;s gotta be the best rider around. Any one of these tricks could be amazing &#8220;video-enders&#8221;; I&#8217;m not totally convinced that all of these tricks <em>are</em> possible (even though I&#8217;ve watching it a few times already). Watch and see for yourself&#8230;</p>
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		<title>2011 Soundtrack</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 13:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s now year seven of my annual soundtrack project. I ended up with a lot more new music (actually released in 2011) than in past years: The Mills Brothers: “I Heard” Ike Turner &#38; The Kings of Rhythm: “Getting Nasty” People Under The Stairs: “Gamin’ on Ya... <a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/2011/12/2011-soundtrack/">Continue reading&#160;&#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s now year seven of my annual <a href="/category/soundtrack/">soundtrack project</a>. I ended up with a lot more new music (actually released in 2011) than in past years:</p>
<ol>
<li>The Mills Brothers: “I Heard”</li>
<li>Ike Turner &amp; The Kings of Rhythm: “Getting Nasty”</li>
<li>People Under The Stairs: “Gamin’ on Ya (Dub)”</li>
<li>Beastie Boys: “Make Some Noise”</li>
<li>Beck: “Qué Onda Guero (Remixed by Islands)”</li>
<li>The Voluntary Butler Scheme: “To the Height of a Frisbee”</li>
<li>Wire: “Adapt”</li>
<li>Simple Minds: “70 Cities As Love Brings the Fall”</li>
<li>Oingo Boingo: “Ain’t This the Life”</li>
<li>They Might Be Giants: “When Will You Die”</li>
<li>The Like: “Walk Of Shame”</li>
<li>Scott Reynolds: “Jesus, Satan, Gene Beeman, His Car, and Pizza Hut”</li>
<li>The Strokes: “Under Cover of Darkness”</li>
<li>Rival Schools: “Choose Your Adventure”</li>
<li>Forgetters: “Vampire Lessons”</li>
<li>The Pavers: “Emma Lee”</li>
<li>Rush: “Dreamline”</li>
<li>The Meters: “Hey! Last Minute”</li>
<li>Kanye West &amp; Jay-Z: “Otis (featuring Otis Redding)”</li>
<li>Just-Ice: “Put That Record Back On”</li>
</ol>
<p>You can listen to (most of) these songs on <a href="http://open.spotify.com/user/kieranchapman/playlist/30U8qsoXjbyMvjeM4tH5JU" target="_blank">this Spotify playlist</a>.</p>
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		<title>Four Colly Birds?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, how about that&#8230; The fourth day&#8217;s gift is often stated as four &#8220;calling&#8221; birds but originally was four &#8220;colly&#8221; birds, this being another word for a blackbird. The fifth day&#8217;s gift of gold rings refers not to jewelry but to ring-necked birds such as... <a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/2011/12/four-colly-birds/">Continue reading&#160;&#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/kieranchapman/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ring-necked-pheasant.jpg" rel="lightbox[1177]"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1187" title="ring-necked pheasant" src="http://www.kieranchapman.net/kieranchapman/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ring-necked-pheasant-300x265.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="265" /></a>Well, how about that&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>The fourth day&#8217;s gift is often stated as four &#8220;calling&#8221; birds but originally was four &#8220;colly&#8221; birds, this being another word for a blackbird. The fifth day&#8217;s gift of gold rings refers not to jewelry but to ring-necked birds such as the ring-necked pheasant or to &#8220;five goldspinks&#8221; — a goldspink being an old name for a Goldfinch. (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Days_of_Christmas_(song)">Wikipedia</a>)</p></blockquote>
<p>Birds make great gifts!</p>
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		<title>Demetri Martin on the U.S.A.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately, this Demetri Martin sketch nails it: Demetri Martin on WhoSay]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately, this Demetri Martin sketch nails it:</p>
<p><a title="Demetri Martin's photo Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin &gt;&gt;&gt;" href="http://www.whosay.com/DemetriMartin/photos/93443"><img src="http://media.whosay.com/93443/93443_la.jpg" alt="Demetri Martin's photo Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin &gt;&gt;&gt;" width="590" height="885" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.whosay.com/DemetriMartin">Demetri Martin on WhoSay</a></p>
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		<title>Women &amp; Vocal Fry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vocal Fry Creeping Into U.S. Speech (ScienceNOW) A curious vocal pattern has crept into the speech of young adult women who speak American English: low, creaky vibrations, also called vocal fry. Pop singers, such as Britney Spears, slip vocal fry into their music as a... <a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/2011/12/women-vocal-fry/">Continue reading&#160;&#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2011/12/vocal-fry-creeping-into-us-speec.html">Vocal Fry Creeping Into U.S. Speech</a> (ScienceNOW)</p>
<blockquote><p>A curious vocal pattern has crept into the speech of young adult women who speak American English: low, creaky vibrations, also called vocal fry. Pop singers, such as Britney Spears, slip vocal fry into their music as a way to reach low notes and add style. Now, a new study of young women in New York state shows that the same guttural vibration—once considered a speech disorder—has become a language fad.</p></blockquote>
<p>Of course, if you listen to NPR you&#8217;ve been hearing this for years, which drives me nuts for the worst offenders (I&#8217;m looking your way, every female <em>This American Life</em> reporter). And of course, Liz Phair was doing it before Britney even released an album:</p>
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		<title>BMX Movie Database</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 22:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re an olde-tyme BMXer like me, you&#8217;ll find the BMX Movie Database a great timesink. It&#8217;s a collection of (mostly) older BMX videos put online, and it&#8217;s cool to watch some of my old favorite videos again — the Baco videos, Ride On, Style... <a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/2011/11/bmx-movie-database/">Continue reading&#160;&#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bmxmdb.com/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1134" src="http://www.kieranchapman.net/kieranchapman/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bmxmdb.jpg" alt="BMX Movie Database" width="128" height="128" /></a>If you&#8217;re an olde-tyme BMXer like me, you&#8217;ll find the <a href="http://bmxmdb.com" target="_blank">BMX Movie Database</a> a great timesink. It&#8217;s a collection of (mostly) older BMX videos put online, and it&#8217;s cool to watch some of my old favorite videos again — the <a href="http://bmxmdb.com/films?search=baco" target="_blank">Baco videos</a>, <a href="http://bmxmdb.com/films/130-Ride-On" target="_blank">Ride On</a>, <a href="http://bmxmdb.com/films/188-Style-Cats" target="_blank">Style Cats</a> — that are currently tucked away in a box (not that I have any way to watch those VHS tapes anyway).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s interesting to see again the progression of videos from slick-but-soulless professionally-produced videos (like <a href="http://bmxmdb.com/films/973-101-Freestyle-Tricks" target="_blank">101 Freestyle Tricks</a>), to fun but ugly homemade videos that highlighted underground riding, to the more modern professional videos well-made by riders (including tons of <a href="http://bmxmdb.com/films?search=props" target="_blank">Props</a> and <a href="http://bmxmdb.com/films?search=road+fools" target="_blank">Road Fools</a>). You can also watch the movie <em><a href="http://bmxmdb.com/films/132-Rad" target="_blank">Rad</a></em>, if you so choose. Not all videos are complete, but there&#8217;s definitely enough to keep you entertained for hours.</p>
<p>Related: you can <a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/2011/08/wire-video/">watch “Wire: 1989-1995” here</a>, which is a a compilation of the riding videos I made so very long ago&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Friday</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 12:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s sort of depressing having the Steve Jobs post sitting on my blog, so it&#8217;s time to move on. Since I don&#8217;t have anything specific to say, I&#8217;ll just celebrate the fact that it&#8217;s Friday with this video.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s sort of depressing having the Steve Jobs post sitting on my blog, so it&#8217;s time to move on. Since I don&#8217;t have anything specific to say, I&#8217;ll just celebrate the fact that it&#8217;s Friday with this video.</p>
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		<title>Thanks Steve</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 02:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
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		<title>Least Favorite Red Sox</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 11:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kieran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While we continue to cheer the local ballclub as the season nears its end, there have been several players over the years that I just could not get behind. Yes, it&#8217;s true (as Jerry Seinfeld said) that we&#8217;re basically just cheering for clothes, but some... <a href="http://www.kieranchapman.net/2011/09/least-favorite-red-sox/">Continue reading&#160;&#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1109" title="john-lackey" src="http://www.kieranchapman.net/kieranchapman/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/john-lackey.jpg" alt="John Lackey" width="200" height="200" />While we continue to cheer the local ballclub as the season nears its end, there have been several players over the years that I just could not get behind. Yes, it&#8217;s true (as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WSD6Y2YWj4" target="_blank">Jerry Seinfeld said</a>) that we&#8217;re basically just cheering for clothes, but some guys are just not the type of person you want to root for, even if they&#8217;re wearing a Red Sox uniform. Here are some of my least favorite Sox&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>John Lackey</strong><br />
Definitely not the worst guy of the list, but I couldn&#8217;t stand seeing his mouth-breathing face when he was an Angel; seeing it in Fenway isn&#8217;t any better. Signing a huge contract but pitching like a number-four starter isn&#8217;t winning me (or many other Sox fans) over. The best thing Lackey has going for him: (a) there&#8217;s still time to redeem himself, and (b) he&#8217;s not A.J. Burnett.</p>
<p><strong>Shea Hillenbrand</strong><br />
Google&#8217;s suggestions for Shea Hillenbrand searches are &#8220;shea hillenbrand stats&#8221;, then &#8220;shea hillenbrand clubhouse cancer&#8221;, so it&#8217;s probably not just fans who dislike him. Something about him always rubbed me the wrong way, and his homophobic remarks when he was traded didn&#8217;t endear him to me.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1108" title="Jeremy_Giambi" src="http://www.kieranchapman.net/kieranchapman/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Jeremy_Giambi.jpg" alt="Jeremy Giambi" width="200" height="150" />Jeremy Giambi</strong><br />
Related to Jason Giambi, tested positive for steroids, and sucked as a DH. The only good thing is his bad hitting ended up getting David Ortiz his job.</p>
<p><strong>Ugueth Urbina</strong><br />
Again, another guy who seemed &#8220;off&#8221; to me. He&#8217;s now in a Venezuelan prison for attempted murder, so there&#8217;s that.</p>
<p><strong>Ramiro Mendoza</strong><br />
Mendoza is the only member of 2004 team on this list. He wasn&#8217;t a terrible player, but I think he just had too much &#8220;Yankee stink&#8221; still on him to truly root for him.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1111" title="eric-gagne" src="http://www.kieranchapman.net/kieranchapman/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/eric-gagne.jpg" alt="Eric Gagne" width="200" height="175" />Eric Gagne</strong><br />
The steroid-powered ex-closer was supposed to be a sure-thing stopper. He was gasoline on a fire in almost every appearance. And he got a World Series ring for it.</p>
<p><strong>Julio Lugo</strong><br />
So many reasons not to like him, from actual — he wasn&#8217;t a very good shortstop (especially after seeing what Alex Gonzalez could do on the field) or hitter — to petty (I hated how he touched his shoulder when he was at bat).</p>
<p><strong>Jose Offerman</strong><br />
Bad in the field (&#8220;E-4 man&#8221;), wasn&#8217;t the hitter he was supposed to be (&#8220;0-4 man&#8221;). And apparently had anger issues, as he later assaulted a pitcher and an umpire (separate incidents).</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1107" title="carl_everett" src="http://www.kieranchapman.net/kieranchapman/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/carl_everett1.jpg" alt="Carl Everett" width="200" height="199" />Carl Everett</strong><br />
Angry, crazy, anti-science, anti-gay, arrested for assault, held a gun to his wife&#8217;s head. Just not a nice guy. The only good thing I can say about him: he broke up Mike Mussina&#8217;s perfect game with two outs in the ninth inning.</p>
<p><strong>Darren Lewis</strong><br />
Probably unfair to include him on this list, but his annoying at-bat habit of always twitching his mouth bugged the heck out of me.</p>
<p><strong>Jose Canseco</strong><br />
No explanation needed.</p>
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