Ape? Aku Tak Dengar La.

tak back

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Fri, 15 May 2009 11:25:00 +0000

itulah ape aku buat sebenarnya. hahaha. I mean just take it easy. no thing tho weiard now.

P/S: THO? WEIRAD? hah? sejak bila aku leh typo ni

Internet 5L0W

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:08:00 +0000

aku tengah lembab internet. tak bayar punye pasal la. Paid to click, Paid to surf and Paid to Promote not helping la. tau lah sendiri nak kaya kan?

muzium

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:17:00 +0000

muzium tu kat KL. dalam tu ade banyak 'artifact'. macam-macam adalah. susah nak cerita pasal tu. maaf ye!

Tag lagi.

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:55:00 +0000

aku dapat kat blog ni: 30 Sebab

1- sejak bila kau tidor berasingan dari ibu dan bapa?

Sejak kecil lagi. skarang pon tak tido ngan mak & abah
2- kau tidor bersama adik beradik yang lain?

Ya. abang aku, abang aku ke2. ape lagi ko nak tanya?
3- kau tidor dalam keadaan gelap atau lampu malap atau lampu terang?
Keadaan gelap la. bazir je kalau pasang lampu

4- kau tidor pelok bantal?

Tak la. aku takde satu.
5- kau tidor banyak bantal?

Tak la. abang aku camtu. gile ke ape nak banyak bantal masa tidur.
6- kau mudah tertidor (di katil sendiri) ketika kecil?

Ye la.
7- abah kau angkat (tidor depan tv) kau ketika kecil?

Adik aku la. nape lak aku.
8- kau manja tak?

Tak
9- kau selalu berbual pasal hantu?

tak. hantu aka ghost menakutkan
10- kau banyak baca buku tamar jalis?

Tak faham la
11- rumah kau ada elektrik masa kau kecil?

...
12- kau selalu kencing atas tilam?

mse 3-8 tahun.
13- kau tidor pegang alat sulit?

...
14- kau tidor berselubung?

tak faham la
15- kau tidor on kipas?

tak
16- kau tidor jam berapa?

antara 9-12 malam
17- kau kena bangun jam berapa?

6 pagi la. nak sekolah
18- berapa jarak usia adik beradik kau?

1 tahun
19- petang kau main lasak tak?

tak
20- kau suka mengigau?

Adik aku la.
21- kau tidor cuci kaki ke?

mse kencing la basuh kaki.
22- kau pakai seluar tidor ke kain?

mne-mne je la.
23- kau seorang yang mudah terjaga ke?

Tak.
24- kau nak kencing malam, kau tahan ke teros pergi toilet?

teros ke tandas kalau berani. kalau tak, habislah aku kencing malam
25- kau tandas luar rumah ke indoor?

Indoor
26- kau baca ayat quran ke sebelom tidor?

tak. tak reti baca al-quran.
27- kau pakai kelambu ke?

yep.
28- kau duduk felda/kampong/perumahan/flat ghetto sri kelantan/damansara?

duduk kat rumah sewa la.
29- rumah jiran kau dekat ke?

5 meter jauh.
30- ada orang mati kena bunoh ke area rumah kau?

tak pernah dengar tu.
31- nenek kau bomoh/bidan kampong/tukang urut ke?

tak berkenaan.
32- atok kau guru silat ke?

same answer as the last question
33- mak bapak kau ada anak lepas kau?
kalau takde maknanya dorang dah serik dengan kau.

...
34- kau anak angkat/pungot/tiri ke?

tak. mak aku, ayah aku, darah daging aku la
35- kalau kau perempuan, kau baligh bila? hehehe.

tu aku tak tahu
36- kau bawak bala ke?

tak bawak bala pun. bala ape. balas?

______________________________________________________________

p/s: aku nak korang yang masuk blog aku tag ni kat kawan ko yang lain. ok?

BOSAN~

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:35:00 +0000

macam biasa. main game aku suka.dilarangmelarang.com. blogging.isuhangat.blogspot.tu je. aku bosan la.feel like bull**** actually. macam la best hari ni.

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:23:00 +0000

Got a go-nowhere crush? A never-ending infatuation with your ex? Those feelings suck for so many reasons... but here's one more. All the time you spend thinking about that seemingly perfect person might be preventing you from finding love with someone even more awesome. Pretend for a moment that your crush's name is Jamie. It's like your brain only has two categories -- "Jamie" and "Not Jamie." As long as you obsess over Jamie, you've closed off any possibility of finding love with a Not Jamie, even if it's the funniest, cutest, perfect-for-you-est Not Jamie in the world. Someday, you'll start to find one of those many adorable Not Jamies attractive... and that's when you'll find love.

When will you find love?

Mungkin. Sebab aku kecik lagi. Faham?

Earth Hour

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:28:00 +0000

Earth Hour. Negara lain dah buat. Tapi same je hari lain panas. tu pasal negara ni malaysia tak buat. Aduii

PPSMI atau PPSMM

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:00:00 +0000

bm susah la. org nak ppsmi pasal abg aku boleh dapat Math A Science A. Ape kejadahnya ppsmi ngan ppsmm ngan negara. diorang mabuk ke ape. cikgu pun leh pening. bongok la diorang ni.

P/S:masa cuti aku tak selalu update. korang tau la sendiri.

Taging

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:26:00 +0000

Aku kene tag oleh DEMYNA

1.What have you've been doing recently?
Dunno

2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Aku takde handphone la.

3.What happened at 10am today?
Tak Tau. tahu la nanti

4.When did you last cry?
Recently

5.Believe in fate/destiny?
50% yes. 50% no. hahahaha

6.What do you want in your life now?
dunno

7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
Aku kecik lagi la. redah la. redah la rockss. payung mahal la skarang.

8.What's your favourite thing to do on the bed?
Tido, daydreaming dll

9.What bottoms are you wearing now?
Short pants. Malaysia ni panas.

10.What's the nicest things in your inbox?
?

11.Do you tend to make the relationship complicated?
malas la nak complicate benda. lagi la relationship

12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
semua bende aku pinjam

13.What was the last movie you caught?
KAMI the movie. "Hidup Ini Memang Palat, Tapi Esok Masih Ada"

14.What are you proud of?
Dunno

15.What does the oldest text msg in your inbox say?
Hah?!

16.What was the last song you sang out loud?
Hanya Kau Yang Mampu - Aizat

17.Do you have any nicknames?
Banyak. Satu2 nya Azmi

18.What does the newest text say?
...

19.What time did you go to bed last night?
12 PM

20.Are you currently happy?
no

21.Who gives you the best advise?
Mne kat keluarga aku

22.Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
No

23.Who did you talk on the phone last night
takde org la call aku! Aku takde fon

24.Is something bugging you know
ujian bru buat

25.Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Wan. "pcu" haha

bosan

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:07:00 +0000

aku bosan. dah. aku nak tido skarang. aku nak mimpi ape-ape sahaja pasal aku pnye keputusan ujian aku.

MY LAST INSULT

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:47:00 +0000

aku bosan la. bosan sangat. takde motif nape aku bosan. ah! cam biasa masuk game aku suke. tenet slow. feedjit tak ok. memang 'my last insult' pun kat blog ni. hahahaha

haH~

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:55:00 +0000

Ape? sje nak title pun tak leh ke? biarlah

P/S:FeedBurner?! Hah?!

P/S ape?

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:51:00 +0000

Sometimes bosan gak nak layan blog ni. Aku tak faham nape aku nak post gak kat blog yang cam "retarded" ni. Len kali lah post lagi.

P/S:Hah?! P/S?! Nape aku ni. ADESS

Same hari lain. Bosan

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 04:58:00 +0000

3 Hari berlalu sejak b-day sye. Tak ade ape2 nak buat. bila blogger nak buat Advanced Layout Editor. Bosan la kerja blogging ni. Tapi peliknya Aku nak lak post lagi.

Sisipan dari ISUHANGAT

Razak pergi ke sebuah restoran kegemarannya dan memesan ayam panggang seekor..Beberapa minit kemudian pesanannya sampai... Tapi sedang dia menikmatinya makanannya.. pelayan yang lain menghampirinya dan berkata..

Acik aku tag

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:02:00 +0000

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? - Am A Boy
2. Be serious or be funny? - Both Of Them
3. Boxers or briefs? - boxers
4. Whole or skim milk? - skim milk
5. Single or taken? - Single. kecik lagi la
6. Simple or complicated? - simple
7. Law or anarchy? - depends on the situation
8. Flowers or angels? - Don't Know
9. Grey or gray? - Gray
10. Read or write? - Both
11. Color or black-and-white photos? - black n white, baru la nampak classic
12. Sunrise or sunset? - sunset pasal lepas tu leh tidoooo......
13. M&M's or Skittles? - M&M
14. Go to bed late or wake up late? - wake up late
16. TV or Radio? - TV
17. Is it POP or SODA? - SODA
18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? - I Prefer O
19. Leather purse or knit purse? - kertas je
20. Eat an apple or an orange? - apple
21. What came first the chicken or the egg? - chicken
22. Hot or Cold? - cold
23. Light or dark nail polish? - tak pakai. HARAM
24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? - tall
25. Sun or moon? - moon
26. Emerald or ruby? - emerald boleh jual
27. Mt. Dew or Surge? - ha?
28. Left or right? - right
29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? - mne-mne je la
30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? - vanilla
31. High or Drunk? - dedua tak nak
32. Green beans or carrots? - carrots
33. Low fat or fat free? - low fat
34. What is your biggest fear in the world? - death
35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? - Tak nak. HARAM
36. Kids or no kids? - kids! kalu beso nanti
37. Cat or dog? - cat la. Kalau dogs samak
38. Half empty or half full? - half full
39. Mustard or ketchup? - ketchup
40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? - hard cover. leh tahan lama
41. Newspaper or magazine? - newspaper
42. Sandals or sneakers? - sandals
44. Red car or white car? - red car
45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? - happy n poor
46. Singing or dancing? - singing
47. Hugging or Kissing? - hugging
49. Happy or sad? - happy
50. Purple or green? - Don't Know

Credit to WeIRdo :P

Org bangang potong wayar kabel letrik

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:54:00 +0000

Komputer BreakDOWN!!!!!!!! Adoi. overflowing la pnye pasal...
Bangang la org tu. tak fikir dulu.

ISUHANGAT

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:22:00 +0000

Dari ISUHANGAT

On Monday, I was at the Carrefour (JB) carpark after shopping and was about to start the car engine. Suddenly, one man appeared holding a name card and asking me to wind down the window to give me the name card.
I refused using the sign language but he kept on pestering me. Luckily my wife
told me to to ignore him and started the engine to go off. Thanks for the warning email I received earlier as per below.

Subject: Fw: NAME CARDS

Must Read and Please be careful out there !!

A man came over and offered his service as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman.. As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time.
Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath.
She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same
hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.

She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help.The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently,there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.

This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.

This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.

So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services

PLEASE SEND THIS E-MAIL ALERT TO EVERY FEMALE, OR EVEN MALE THAT
YOU KNOW

Internet Slow

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:09:00 +0000

Bila nak laju ni. Nak main game online pun lambat. Rse nak bom je menara maxis. Tapi apa nak jadi jadilah.

Entah la Malaysia ni. Kalau nak salahkan Pak Lah tak leh. Nanti masuk ISA.

Bodoh

Ternet slow

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 07:41:00 +0000

adoiiiii. camana ni. dahla tenet slow macam babi. bangang betul. hishhhhhhhh!!! pening la dibuatnya.

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 09:46:00 +0000

best gak guna google crome. walaupun lembab semacam.

Kalau saya pandai HTML atau XML lagi bagus.

UnCyclopedia

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:33:00 +0000

Tak faham langsung ngan uncyclopedia. kalau wikipedia tu boleh la...

Bosan

Yahoo! Bodoh

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:12:00 +0000

bodoh punya Yahoo. email saya kene block lak. nak kene tunggu umur 18 tahun nanti baru tak kene block. tak faham langsung. bukannya nak register kat laman web porn, myspace ataupun friendster.

MERDEKA!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:37:00 +0000

Merdeka!

Hahahaha. Ye la tu. Saya pun tak tahu saya anak merdeka. tapi, saya pelik tentang negara ni. Ah! suka hati saya la nak post.

Bolos Ape

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:47:00 +0000

SharpShooter konon. Ayat nak power-power je. Tapi poyo. Hahahahaha.
Ayatnya "Sharpshooter, bang bang,"

Kelakar kan.

Jumpa kat Isuhangat

Pernah tak korang berader dlm dilemma ? Berikut aderlah senario senario yg boleh korang gunerkan as a guide... ... .

1. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao dah nak dekat lima nam kali flush bender tu takmu telos jugak?
(a)Amek sudu kacao sampai hancur pastu try flush lagik sekalik
(b)Kutip pakai tangan dan buang pat tempat lain
(c)Amek hose bomba dan spray
(d)Buat bodo sudah

2. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao badan anda semakin besar dan melebar?
(a)Dudok dlm esbok selamer seminggu
(b)Pi stesen mrt tapi jgn naik mrt, sebaliknyer lari ikut belakang... kalao nak mujarab lagik, lari depan mrt.
(c)Jgn makan aper aper instead pakai drip glucose (alah yg macam owang saket kat spital tu lah)
(d)Bungkos seluroh anggota badan anda dgn kain, buat lobang kat bahagian mater hidong dan mulut je.

3. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao anda terserempak dgn beruang yg terlepas dari zoo?
(a) Pergi kat beruang tu dan tanyer dia apsal dia lari
(b)Eksen jadik rimao dan mengaum kat depan dia
(c)Bawak balek dan pelihara kat rumah
(d)Usap usap keplaer dia, buat macam kucing

4. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao anda dikurung didlm keranda dan ditanam idop idop?
(a)Biaserkan makan lipas, cacing, kumbang dan aper jenis binatang yg akan merayap di tubuh anda
(b)Kalao keranda tu besar, try duduk jadik badan tak cramp
(c)Buat aper yg anda suker kecuali KENTUT
(d)Nak buat aper lagik, dah gone case... tunggu time je lah

5. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao anda terserempak makwe anda bersamer lelaki lain?
(a)Kalao ader pistol, tembak je diorang
(b)Ucapkan ribuan terimakasih pader lelaki tu kerana telah membebaskan anda
(c)Grab any gal yg pass at that moment dan kenalkan pader makwe anda... .tapi awas, jgn korang pi grab nyonya plak
(d)Peluk cium lelaki itu dan cakap yg anda rindukan dia. Kalao lelaki tu balas balek dan cakap dia pun rindu kan anda, ah tu pepandai lah korang.

6.Aperkah yg akan anda lakukan kalao makwe anda plak terserempak anda berjln dgn pompan lain?
(a) Ajak dia join sekalik
(b) Buat muker seposen dan teruskan perjalanan
(c)Cakap dgn dia yg anda ingatkan pompan tu aderlah dia..cakap anda tak sengajer
(d) Lari dan jgn toleh toleh lagik.

Yang saya Italic tu jawapan saya

Rasukan hantu

noreply@blogger.com (Kernymi) — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:27:00 +0000

Kecoh betul kelas saya sebab ada kawan saya kene rasuk hantu. Nasib baiklah saya pun tak kene rasuk. Bahaya betul.