tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14032307070122068712024-02-18T17:51:53.650-08:00pasaway.cOmadj. makulit (hard-headed); kill joy; over sa overRosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-10128279211814597022009-12-30T20:45:00.000-08:002009-12-30T20:45:08.630-08:00AKO MISMO - MakaDOTA*This video is embedded from youtube. No copyright infringement intended.... I do not own this video or copyright.<br />
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Isang makulit na video...<br />
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Watch it DOTA lovers...Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-45394072988289870772009-12-30T07:53:00.000-08:002009-12-30T20:46:33.598-08:00Buti pa ang DOTA marami ang nagmamahal...*This video is embedded from youtube. No copyright infringement intended.... I do not own this video or copyright.<br />
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Hindi ba totoo naman???<br />
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Tulad ng video na 'yan...<br />
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Gawin nating example ang problema ng maraming kababaihan - ang KARIBAL nilang DOTA.<br />
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Sa dami ng mga kalalakihang nahuhumaling na ngayon kay DOTA, marami na ring babae ang nalulungkot dahil mas nabibigyang pansin na "raw" ng boyfriend nila ang DOTA.<br />
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Nakakapagsinungaling pa nga "raw" ang ibang mga kalalakihan dahil sa DOTA. 'Yung mga tipong hindi aaminin kung saan sila nanggaling... Kung saan nagastos ang pera, at marami pang iba.<br />
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Kung ating iisipin, wala namang dapat pagselosan sa DOTA dahil hindi naman ito tao - pero ang punto ng mga kababaihan, hindi naman dapat pagtuunan ito ng "napakahabang oras." Lalo pa. kung marami pang mas importanteng bagay ang kailangang gawin at tapusin.<br />
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O, mga ka-pasaway na Boys, what's your reaction?Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-19527063238516223122009-06-01T06:42:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:05:27.892-08:00Pasaway Hunk of the Month (May)<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjozkBeNT4K_9Bqg_GN6iVtVgALCOCmw4JNq9ryTWn4hVryeDF8Swo5OezE2DY_Qm9VBaS8dhnuuwyymH2CiHY9b77wIC3jhhNO4dYIp8UG8XMdfdeBodX6EEzfdOZNfe12dwQ_tksr44dT/s1600-h/IMG0999A.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342368359484833234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjozkBeNT4K_9Bqg_GN6iVtVgALCOCmw4JNq9ryTWn4hVryeDF8Swo5OezE2DY_Qm9VBaS8dhnuuwyymH2CiHY9b77wIC3jhhNO4dYIp8UG8XMdfdeBodX6EEzfdOZNfe12dwQ_tksr44dT/s200/IMG0999A.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 200px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 150px;" /></a><span style="color: black; font-size: 85%;">Richmund</span><span id="autosaveMessage" style="color: black; font-size: 85%; margin-left: 5px;">Mon</span><span style="font-size: 85%;">temayor</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: black;">Richmund, "Rich" or </span><span id="autosaveMessage" style="color: black; margin-left: 5px;">"Monde " for short</span><span style="color: black;">,</span><span id="autosaveMessage" style="color: black; margin-left: 5px;"> is a 15-year-old guy who is presently a 4th year high </span><span style="color: black;">school student in Quezon City. He loves to play basketball, soccer and computer games. Rich, is an "unico hijo" in his family and is sometimes thought of being "mama's boy" though he's not. He haven't had any chosen course for college now but he said father wants him to take</span><span id="autosaveMessage" style="color: black; margin-left: 5px;">PMA.</span><br />
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</span><span style="color: black;"></span>Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-35514129780664884042009-05-31T05:46:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:05:39.821-08:00Pasaway Babe of the Month (May)<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc38g-Tg7g-we9c13fcwzfarK1brRTQDhxscsBjHf3xZw6D5KcpqvFhjg12yhyphenhyphenW1PI03PXrbkZjAEV0OS-fYklBwSxW_U89PixKnPba-Lsk9CJ8Eui8cARUnaIHevchPeIbkEfDqH5VBRb/s1600-h/1_534840133l.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341973390533610770" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc38g-Tg7g-we9c13fcwzfarK1brRTQDhxscsBjHf3xZw6D5KcpqvFhjg12yhyphenhyphenW1PI03PXrbkZjAEV0OS-fYklBwSxW_U89PixKnPba-Lsk9CJ8Eui8cARUnaIHevchPeIbkEfDqH5VBRb/s200/1_534840133l.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 200px; width: 150px;" /></a><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 78%;">Rhaisa Montemayor</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Rhaisa is a 14-year old gal from Quezon City and is presently on her third year in high school. Rhaisa loves to browse the internet, chat with her friends and play flute. Rhaisa said she's sweet to those who are good to her but prefers to be "pasaway" (hard-headed) to those who are not. She also loves to make friends and if you want to know more about her, add her in friendster with this link: <a href="http://profiles.friendster.com/45827511">Rhaisa Montemayor</a><br />
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</div>Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-62610395970534052882009-05-15T02:32:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:06:01.129-08:00Jokes sa Cellphone<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNjBURxMIKPbQwYAuEGP-ruKeyp-s4__IkIVYvX7S2IcfqujIWCobw-VXXrkxsSXeb6Q1JAKt0ZgsuqjOBcZ0MDuUYHJnEEH8Bvqh3s5d1npYiRDv1CJ1JtgHLxxPtVF252G43ST4pBJ_c/s1600-h/catsmile.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335991632189977058" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNjBURxMIKPbQwYAuEGP-ruKeyp-s4__IkIVYvX7S2IcfqujIWCobw-VXXrkxsSXeb6Q1JAKt0ZgsuqjOBcZ0MDuUYHJnEEH8Bvqh3s5d1npYiRDv1CJ1JtgHLxxPtVF252G43ST4pBJ_c/s320/catsmile.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 90px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 131px;" /></a><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">ALWAYS SMILE KA-PASAWAY!</span><br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s1600-h/smiley.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335986005506957890" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s320/smiley.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 33px; width: 33px;" /></a>_Akala<br />
Girl nangungulangot sa jeep...<br />
LOLA: Anong kinukuha mo ineng?<br />
GIRL: Nursing po.<br />
LOLA: Ah, kala ko kulangot!<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s1600-h/smiley.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335986005506957890" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s320/smiley.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 33px; width: 33px;" /></a>_Mali ang pronunciation<br />
ANAK: 'Tay! Penge nga pu ng pmbli ng cocomban...<br />
TATAY: Anu kb anak hanggang ngaun mali ka prn, bka bomb paper!<br />
ngeeeh!!!<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s1600-h/smiley.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335986005506957890" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s320/smiley.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 33px; width: 33px;" /></a>_Pili ka<br />
Kung ikaw ang papi2liin,<br />
san mo gus2 sumama?<br />
sa taong mahal na mahal<br />
ka at di ka kayang iwan<br />
o sa akin na may -<br />
swimming pool ng REDHORSE?!<br />
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Oh, ha!<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s1600-h/smiley.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335986005506957890" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s320/smiley.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 33px; width: 33px;" /></a>_Motto raw:<br />
<ul><li>"Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit."</li>
<li>"Papunta ka pa lang, sige ingat."</li>
<li>"Ang naglalakad ng matulin, tumatakas."</li>
<li>"Laging nasa huli ang -pinakamatangkad."</li>
<li>"Kapag may tiyaga, Good luck."</li>
<li>"Aanhin pa ang damo kung garden mo naman ay sementado."</li>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s1600-h/smiley.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335986005506957890" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s320/smiley.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 33px; width: 33px;" /></a>_Hindi pa rin kaya<br />
"Kahit gumamit pa kayo ng<br />
pinakamaganda, pinakamagaling<br />
at pinakamahal na plantsa sa<br />
buong mundo, Di niyo pa rin<br />
kayang tanggalin ang gusot sa<br />
buhay ko ----Bayag.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s1600-h/smiley.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335986005506957890" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibOnV1bAZwmczqMSzbpZ3B4xWFqe-xhTeAvkTkMV2wU-9HdBT_SZ_noRRSJPN9ID-zeaYEPMcyJ8IoxRSAn0qaS9f3SiXA48hyISTT5p96JCUK4W41lRje2YKH6pLnqzGslkzLnjmI1XAt/s320/smiley.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 33px; width: 33px;" /></a>_S loob ng hotel akcdnteng nbngga ng bellboy ang suso<br />
ng 1 babaeng guest...<br />
BELLBOY: Maam sori po! Kung ang puso nyo<br />
ay kcng lambot ng suso nio, alam ko patatawarin<br />
nio ako!<br />
Sumagot ang babae...<br />
BABAE: Kung kcng tgas nmn ng etits u ang siko u,<br />
nsa rum 201 lng ako!<br />
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ano raw???<br />
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"For a two timer...<br />
wrong send is the<br />
hardest part...haha!"<br />
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ERAP: Lintek n shampoo i2!<br />
Ayaw bumula!<br />
MAID: Kc po hindi p po basa<br />
buhok nio.<br />
ERAP: T***a! For dry hair nga<br />
eh! Bobo ka Inday!<br />
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GAY: Paturo nmn ng badminton!<br />
COACH: Hwkn mo lang prng ari<br />
ng lalaki.<br />
GAY: Gn2 po ba?<br />
COACH: T***a! Wag mo isubo!<br />
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BOY1: Uy! Mgkaiba medyas mo, 1 green<br />
at 1 red!<br />
BOY2: Ewan ko nga kung san to nbili ng<br />
nanay eh. May 1 pa nga akong pares<br />
n gn2 sa bhy...green at red dn.<br />
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ngek2!<br />
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"Kung 'di kayang ilagay sa maliit na utak,<br />
ilagay sa maliit na papel..." (hihi, loko!)Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-89979199348136182922009-05-13T02:17:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:07:32.870-08:00Mcdonalds Commercial - First love<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8VdG8eCxors&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8VdG8eCxors&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
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Pasaway, nakakalungkot talaga 'yung kwento ng commercial na ito ano? Noong una ko itong napanood, parang may kung anong tumusok sa puso ko. Ang sakit. Marami ring nagsabing nakakalungkot 'yung kuwento nito - lalo na nung sinabi ng lalaki ang mga katagang "...kahit hindi rin naging kami sa huli, siya pa rin ang first love ko..."<br />
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awts!!!Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-17544901299949430742009-05-13T02:04:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:07:40.422-08:00Animated Hearts (moving)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmhl5c07VrNXeOH5S8cFGisFaPT4dq42DA9LQ-qM9jbFN5tfda9f9xCLN5d1t10Dk-khBPLZUHcO52fIJqGst1Att7SI6O734hDWkyNG31AGTHekUdhYJ9-ySRRP3i70x3wony-Zx8-GYX/s1600-h/ff9764_love-heart-scroll.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335232446599903346" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmhl5c07VrNXeOH5S8cFGisFaPT4dq42DA9LQ-qM9jbFN5tfda9f9xCLN5d1t10Dk-khBPLZUHcO52fIJqGst1Att7SI6O734hDWkyNG31AGTHekUdhYJ9-ySRRP3i70x3wony-Zx8-GYX/s320/ff9764_love-heart-scroll.gif" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 157px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 150px;" /></a><br />
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Maraming tao na ang humahanga kay "Papie" na ngayon ay tinatawag ng "Will" dahil sa pagbibigay niya ng saya sa mga kapatid natin, hindi lang ng mga mahihirap kundi pati na rin ng mga mayayaman. Pati nga mga taong nasa ibang bansa ay napapahanga na rin niya sa serbisyong kanyang ibinibigay sa mga taong nangangailangan ng tulong. Hindi man kanya lahat ang ibinibigay na tulong na pera ni Will aylubos pa rin siyang pinapasalamatan ng mga tao dahil hindi lang nila nakikitang buong puso ang kanyang pagtulong at pagbibigay pansin sa kanila kundi nararamdaman din nila ito. <br />
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Marami nang Pilipino ang sumusubaybay sa "Wowowee" at marami na rin ang nabibigyang pag-asa at inspirasyon dahil sa programa na ito. Napakapositibo ng epekto nito sa mga manonood kaya naman masasabi nating marami ang nagmamahal sa Wowowee. Tulad nga ng laging sinasabi ni Will sa Wowowee, "Ito ang inyong programa" [This is your show].<br />
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<object height="364" width="445"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xyoFk4nYJIw&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xyoFk4nYJIw&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object>Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-41781877058739046592009-05-09T22:49:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:09:44.761-08:00Ang Spoiled - Angelina and YayaPasaway talaga 'yang si Angelina, laging pinapahirapan si Yaya... Buti na lang hindi siya iniiwanan ni Yaya maski na napakakulit niya.<br />
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Kaabang-abang talaga ang tambalan nilang dalawa sa Bubble Gang, isa ito sa paborito kong segment!<br />
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Angelina is a certified Pasaway!<br />
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GO BUBBLE GANG!<br />
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<object height="364" width="445"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HitWEJY4YUs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HitWEJY4YUs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object>Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-52289083103952346212009-05-08T06:44:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:12:13.085-08:00Bulilit - Camella Homes Commercial<object height="364" width="445"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HLS-ipMaIsE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HLS-ipMaIsE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="364" width="445"></embed></object><br />
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Bulilit, bulilit<br />
Sanay sa masikip<br />
Kung kumilos, kumilos<br />
Ang liit-liit!<br />
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Kung kumilos,<br />
ang liit-liit...<br />
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Napapakanta ka rin ba kapag napapakinggan mo ito? Ang cute nung bata ano? Siya si Cha-cha... Bagay na bagay sa kanya ang role na ginampanan niya sa commercial na ito. Pasaway, ang liit niya kumilos, nasanay kasi sa dati nilang maliit na bahay. Ang commercial na ito ng "Camella Homes" ay talaga namang napakaganda at sa tuwing naririnig ng mga televiewers ang umpisa ng commercial na ito na : Bulilit, bulilit ay talaga namang pinapanood ito - hindi lang ng mga bata kundi pati na rin ng mga matatanda!<br />
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Abangan na lang natin si "Cha-cha" sa mga susunod na roles na gagampanan niya dahil sa galing niya, marahil ay kunin siya para umarte sa mga TV shows...Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-46463323451294051862009-05-03T20:53:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:11:50.531-08:00Manny Pacquiao KO's Ricky Hatton In 2 Rounds<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq9V8LGnHBUqDrBzrm9d924itLfm-5SG5VdeMnfmTViknPFigs3kcgCArPw9MzQOFU-5iWi3yV3RZikqdI0xR_Vs6LIoAzlB07Qe_cV1FvbjnMqEEuaHCXV7ArBX7DkUuGo6L1-iOO4DCY/s1600-h/pacman+yit.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331815484632484882" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq9V8LGnHBUqDrBzrm9d924itLfm-5SG5VdeMnfmTViknPFigs3kcgCArPw9MzQOFU-5iWi3yV3RZikqdI0xR_Vs6LIoAzlB07Qe_cV1FvbjnMqEEuaHCXV7ArBX7DkUuGo6L1-iOO4DCY/s320/pacman+yit.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 147px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 147px;" /></a><br />
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<object height="364" width="445"> Ang ating ka-Pasaway na si Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao ay ating ipagbunyi! Round 2 pa lang ay napatumba na ni Pacman si Hitman, isang napakabilis na laban... Mas mahaba pa nga ata ang mga commercials kaysa sa naging laban nila ni Hatton. Ang sabi pa ng iba nating ka-Pasaway, napapikit lang sila sandali natapos na ang laban. Iniisip ko tuloy, sana ay pinatagal pa ni Pacman ang laban, maski sana 4th o 5th round para naman mas tumagal ang mga tao sa Stadium! Kung ating papansinin, halos mula pa nung 1st round ay hindi na makasabay si Hatton sa mga suntok ni Pacman...Mahina rin siyang dumipensa...Akala ko nung una ay sinasadya niya ito dahil gusto niyang basahin ang mga galaw ni Pacman pero hindi pala: Wala pala talaga siyang binatbat! ANG GALING MO MANNY! PROUD KAMI SA'YO KA-PASAWAY! <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGEbsr6Tbgs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGEbsr6Tbgs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="364" width="445"></embed></object>Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-91611358469791266112009-05-01T22:54:00.000-07:002009-12-30T08:01:13.548-08:00BayanTel CommerCial*This video is embedded from youtube. <span>No copyright infringement intended.... I do not own this video or copyright.</span><br />
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<span style="color: black;">Here's a commercial from BayanTel </span><span style="color: black;">for their wireless landline service, which was first called BayanTel SPAN.<br />
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Pansinin ninyo yung isang pasahero sa dyip...<br />
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TAMA BA NAMANG DALHIN ang LANDLINE PHONE SA DYIP???<br />
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Iyan tuloy lahat ng tao sa commercial mga nakatabingi ang ulo - may dala sigurong landline phone lahat.<br />
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Mga adik sa tawag.<br />
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Hehehe.<br />
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Hindi kaya pagtripan ng mga SNATCHER at nakawin ang landline phone na dala nung babae?<br />
</span>Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-62708762759697320832008-12-02T01:57:00.000-08:002009-12-30T08:03:20.247-08:00Pasaway na Modus Operandi...PLS. TAKE A TIME TO READ ….IT'S FOR YOUR SAFETY!!!<br />
SHARE IT WITH OTHERS AS A WARNING<br />
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The girl left the office after working hours and saw a little child crying<br />
on the road.<br />
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Feeling pity for the child, she went to ask what happened.<br />
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The child said, "I am lost. Can you take me home please?"<br />
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Then the child gave her a slip of paper and tells the girl where the<br />
address is.<br />
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And the girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and<br />
took the child there.<br />
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And there when they arrived at the "child's home", the kind hearted girl<br />
pressed the door bell and she was electrocuted as the bell was wired with<br />
high voltage, and fainted.<br />
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The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in<br />
the hills, naked.<br />
Condoms were all thrown around with semen flowing. There were at least<br />
about 20 condoms!<br />
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She has not even seen her assailant.<br />
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That's why nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people like us.<br />
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Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the<br />
intended place.<br />
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If the child insists, then bring the child to the police station.<br />
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Lost children are best to sent to police stations.<br />
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Please send this to all your female friends/colleagues, and your friends<br />
with girlfriends and friends with wives.<br />
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It is better to receive this a thousand times than be a victim once !<br />
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Thank you.Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-36075775695853257542008-12-02T01:30:00.000-08:002009-12-30T08:13:07.702-08:00Iba’t-ibang karanasan ng mga taong pasaway…Ikaw, naranasan mo na ba ang mga nasa ibaba?..<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang magkunwaring ikaw ay may sakit para makaiwas sa kinatatamarang gawin?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang maleyt sa iskul at idahilan ang bagay na hindi totoo?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang maggalit-galitan sa isang minamahal?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang mag-swimming ng wala kang paalam?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang hindi magbayad sa pampublikong traysikel, dyip o bus?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang umasa sa pagkain ng iba kapag wala kang pera o ayaw mong mabawasan ang pera mo?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang hindi mag-proper uniform sa iskul?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang magsulat sa desk o sa mga pintuan at dingding ng cr?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang sumagot-sagot sa iyong titser?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang hindi magbalik ng hiniram na gamit sa iba?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang paulit-ulit na dumaan saisang lugar para mapansin ka lang ng crush mo?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang kumain ng isang pagkain na ipinagbabawal sa iyo?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang maglihim sa iyong magulang na meron ka nang bf/gf?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang magtulug-tulugan?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang itsismis ang ibang tao?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang magtapon ng basura sa daan?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang mang-away ng mas matanda sa iyo?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang mag-cutting classes?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang humingi ng pera pang-project kuno?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang magtago ng bagay ng kinaaasaran mo?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang magdikit ng babol gum sa upuan?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang mang-iwan ng taong minamahal ka nang lubos?<br />
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♠ Naranasan mo na bang tumawid sa hindi tamang tawiran?<br />
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Hindi lahat ng nasa itaas ay naranasan mo na ngunit kung karamihan dito ay oo, isa kang CERTIFIED PASAWAY!Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-31489400759684828122008-12-02T01:27:00.000-08:002009-12-30T08:13:24.197-08:00WALA KA BANG MAGAWA?..Ka-Pasaway! Nababagot ka ba? Gusto mo bang may magawa? Kung oo ang iyong sagot ay narito ang ilang mga suhestiyon para may magawa ka naman:<br />
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1.Kung ikaw ay nasa bahay at kayo ay may telepono, dumayal ng number ng kahit sino (kaibigan, kamag-anak o mas maganda ay manghula ka lang ng numero). Bahala ka na kung sasagutin mo ba sila o hindi.<br />
2.Bumili sa tindahan ng isang bote ng beer, pakuluan sa kaldero at singhutin ang usok. <br />
3.Kumanta ka ng walang sound. Isipin mo na isang booth ka na kung saan hindi ka naririnig ng mga tao. <br />
4.Kumatok ka sa mga kapitbahay at manghingi ng mga lumang damit. Sabihin mong kailangan mo lang para sa inyong dula-dulaan pero ang totoo ay ibenta mo na parang ukay-ukay.<br />
5.I-video ang sarili habang ifino-folk dance ang Crazy Frog.<br />
6.Tumawa ka ng tumawa kahit walang nakakatawa. Mabisa itong pampabaliw.<br />
7.Papakin ang ketchup. Kung may tinapay naman ay ipalaman mo na lang ito.<br />
8.Pagtripan ang bahay. Guluhin mo ang mga gamit at ayusin mo kapag sobrang gulo na. Tiyak, ang dami mo nang gagawin.<br />
9.Kumuha ng water gun at magtago sa bintana. Barilin ang mga dumadaan sa tapat ninyo. Siguraduhin lang na hindi ka pahuhuli.<br />
10.Mag-post ng kahit ano sa blog kahit sa tingin mo’y walang kuwenta. Halimbawa niyan ay ito.Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-48657303511849099132008-12-02T01:25:00.000-08:002009-12-30T08:13:33.064-08:00PRIYAMBOLKami, mga nilalang na tinatawag nilang pasaway, iba man sa inyong lahat tanggapin niyo man ay wala kaming pakialam. Sinusunod namin lahat ng aming gusto, hindi nakikinig at sumusunod kaninuman kapag ayaw namin, nabubuhay sa aming mga kalokohan, kakulitan, pagkapilosopo at katigasan ng ulo para sirain ang inyong araw, paramihin ang inyong uban, kulubot sa mukha at higit sa lahat guluhin ang tahimik niyo sanang buhay.Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-19846802194559563982008-11-29T02:16:00.000-08:002009-12-30T08:13:55.404-08:00Ang alamat ni Juan Pasaway<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><style>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p></o:p>Si Juan Tamad ay kilalang-kilala natin hindi ba. Siya ‘yung karakter na sinasabing labis ang pagkatamad. Katunayan ay nakahiga lang siya habang hinihintay na malaglag ang mansanas sa kanyang bibig. At bakit? Dahil ayaw niyang mapagod…<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">♠ Pero gaano na ba katagal ang kwentong iyan?<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">♠ Kasingtanda na iyan ng mga puno hindi ba?<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">♠ Buhay pa ba si Juan Tamad?..<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Ang totoo ay hindi na. Ito ang kanyang buhay sa nakaraan:<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;">Habang siya ay nakahiga at naghihintay na malaglag ang mansanas sa kanyang bibig ay may lumapit sa kanyang isang magandang dilag. Naitanong nito kay Juan kung bakit nakanganga ito habang nakatitig sa mansanas. “Hinihintay ko kasing mahulog ang mansanas sa aking bibig,” ang sabi ni Juan. “Ah, ganoon ba? Mabuti pa ay ako na lang ang kukuha para sa iyo.” Kinuha ng dilag ang mansanas at ibinigay niya ito kay Juan. Laking tuwa ni Juan dahil sa wakas ay ‘di na siya mangangawit sa kakanganga sa ilalim ng puno. Napakabait ng magandang dilag. Kung gaano ito kaganda’y ganoon din ang kalooban nito. Itinanong ni Juan ang pangalan ng magandang dilag. “Maria,” ang sabi nito.<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;">Araw-araw ay nagkita na silang dalawa dahil tuwing napapadaan si Maria sa puno ng mansanas ay nakikita niya si Juan na nakanganga. Naging tagpuan na nila ang puno na ito hanggang sa sila ay nagkagustuhan.<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;">‘Di naglaon ay ikinasal na silang dalawa. Isang kakaibang kasalan dahil ito ay ginanap sa ilalim ng puno ng mansanas. Tutol ang mga magulang ni Maria sa kanilang pag-iisang dibdib dahil sa nakikita nilang katamaran kay Juan ngunit sa huli’y wala na rin silang nagawa dahil mahal na mahal ito ng kanilang anak.<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;">Pagkalipas ng dalawang buwan ay nagdalantao si Maria. Wala siyang ibang pinaglihian kundi si Juan lang. Paano kasi’y sakit ng ulo si Juan. Umaga, tanghali, hapon at gabi’y wala kasi itong ginagawa. Kahit buntis siya’y nagtatrabaho siya sa bahay habang si Juan naman kung hindi nakaupo o nakahiga ay kumakain. Pero ano pa nga ba ang magagawa niya? Ganito na si Juan mula ng magkakilala sila. Mahiwaga ang pag-ibig, sa katangiang iyon ata ni Juan siya nahulog dahil talaga namang kakaiba ito. Imbes na ang mansanas pa nga ang mahulog sa kanilang unang pagkikita ay siya itong nahulog.<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;">Nanganak ng lalaki si Maria. Kamukhang-kamukha ito ni Juan kaya Juan din ang ipinangalan niya rito. Juan Jr.<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;">Lumaki na si Juan Jr. Lumaki siyang mas masahol pa sa kanyang tatay. Matigas ang kanyang ulo at sa sobrang konsumisyon ay namatay si Juan Tamad. Hindi niya kinaya ang pagod sa anak niya. Wala kasi siyang exercise, paano kasi’y nasanay siyang nakaupo lang o nakahiga. Kulang siya sa galaw-galaw hanggang sa siya ay naistrowk sa kanyang pagtanda.<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;">Si Maria naman ay buhay pa rin ngayon pero labis nang dumarami ang mga kulubot dahil isang malaking problema sa kanya Si Juan Jr. “May mas titindi pa pala kay Juan Tamad,” ika niya.<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; text-indent: 0.5in;">Hayan ang kuwento ng totoong buhay ni Juan Tamad. Akala nati’y hindi siya makakaranas ng hirap ngunit sa huli ay may masamang epekto pala ang kanyang pagiging tamad.<br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><o:p> </o:p><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">MORAL LESSON: <i>Huwag maging tamad</i>.<br />
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</div>KARAGDAGAN: Napagdesisyunan ng mga eksperto kuno na baguhin ang pangalan ni Juan Jr. dahil hindi raw ito nababagay sa kanyang personalidad. Dahil daw siya ay makulit, sakit sa ulo at todo sa kalokohan ay tatawagin na natin siyang Juan Pasaway. <br />
Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1403230707012206871.post-1703829353560218992008-11-27T20:26:00.000-08:002009-12-30T08:04:41.003-08:00Bakit Gusot?..Si Lolo Hugo at Lola Maria ay matagal nang hindi nag co contact sexually. Kaya't miss na miss na ni lola maria and intimate relationship nila, hangang isang gabi, para mapansin sya ni lolo hugo ay naghubad si lola maria sa kanilang kwato (aakitin nya si lolo). Pagpasok ni lolo at napatingin kay lola......sabi ni lolo hugo: ANO KA BA NAMAN MARIA BAKIT GUSOT-GUSOT ANG DAMIT MO???/ nGEEEkkkkkkkkRosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18379815088348634997noreply@blogger.com0