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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
 
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.

"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/_NEaNTZu6To/186-you-can-never-please-woman.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor.

The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.

 
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."

 
The </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/EVzCdNSxrBs/185-baby-elephant.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when You first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

 The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been With your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

 The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/LehNLExrIoI/184-joke-7-kinds-of-sex.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

 

Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek.

 
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Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.

Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."

"That's true," said Paul.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/SMnmRJhpznw/182-joke-palm-reader.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

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"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's actually a talking clock."

"You're crazy. Show me how it works then!"

The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/j-7ruSgUqvE/180-joke-talking-clock.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the psychiatrist. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.

How much do you charge?
Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.
I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you, I </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/UX5-LMW7saw/179-joke-someone-under-bed.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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Chinese Air Stewardess :
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to waycome you on board our Bowling 737 fom Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my kew speak </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/URnHpr7cATU/178-joke-chinese-southern-airlines.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”

The young lady </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/Bd2QZZGAFC0/177-joke-no-sex-since-1959.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
So I suggested, “How about the </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/04kzNMNNlZY/176-my-wife-and-i-have-secrets-to.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing...... She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

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"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

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Read till end

1) Clearly misunderstood

2) Exact Estimate

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Found Missing

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty ugly

8) Seriously funny

9) Only choice

10) Original copies

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11) Happily Married

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we would still be in Paradise...
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as they would have eaten the Snake instead of the Apple!!!</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/l34VC1b2oOg/170-joke-what-if-adam-and-eve-were.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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Friend: How was your first night?

Man: She charged Rs. 100 from me for over speeding, Rs. 200 for wrong side entry and Rs. 500 for no helmet.

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The Professor answered, “Well my girl, if every morning at dawn they woke you up, rubbed your boobs for two hours and didn’t fuck you afterwards, you’ll look depressed too!”

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The doctor thought for a moment. “Look,” he said, “here are some pills. Take these twice a day and they’ll allow you to fuck your wife six time a day. If you do this for thirty days, you’ll finally screw her to death. And the autopsy will just show that </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/-HovjjSR5dQ/165-joke-sex-is-killer.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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“Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:
- You can’t beat me (as my first husband did).
- You can’t run around on me (as my first husband did).
- You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasn’t).”

A few days later, the </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/XBLTqpFyDAY/163-joke-ding-ding.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. 
Usually she slept through the class. 
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" 
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jokesmuseum/~3/rbFLUeFIcjM/162-joke-johnny-and-little-april.html</link><author>prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>
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“You need to stop masturbating,” the doctor said.

The man asked, “Why?”

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