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Lying in front of the car was a donkey. http://jokesmuseum.blogspot.com/2011/06/181-joke-clever-news-reporter.html2prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929025149902114116.post-7309075318322579914Wed, 20 Apr 2011 10:01:00 +00002011-04-20T15:36:03.773+05:30apartment jokesclock jokestalking clock joketime jokeswatch jokesLate one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand-new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed. "What's that gong for?" the friend asks him. "It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's actually a talking clock." "You're crazy. Show me how it works then!" The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps http://jokesmuseum.blogspot.com/2011/04/180-joke-talking-clock.html0prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929025149902114116.post-8032197796012414072Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:26:00 +00002011-03-28T11:56:55.182+05:30bar jokesbartender jokesdoctor and patient jokesmedical jokespsychiatrist jokesI've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under my bed. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the psychiatrist. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor. I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you, I http://jokesmuseum.blogspot.com/2011/03/179-joke-someone-under-bed.html0prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929025149902114116.post-2952682037632685309Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:37:00 +00002010-08-04T12:07:20.226+05:30aeroplane jokesairhostess jokesairlines jokeairport jokeschinese jokeschinese southern airlines announcement jokePre-take off announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight. This is true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Chinese Air Stewardess : "Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to waycome you on board our Bowling 737 fom Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my kew speak http://jokesmuseum.blogspot.com/2010/08/178-joke-chinese-southern-airlines.html0prashanthparigela@gmail.com (doctor)