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Beerquest – Bison Brewing Chocolate Stout

Nomad — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 02:11:59 +0000

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Beerquest – Velvet Merlin

Nomad — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:27:36 +0000

It’s time for a new post on the front page. It’s been a while since I (or anyone else for that matter) has posted anything, but fuck it. It’s about beer so read it and enjoy. So a little while back I went to our local BJ’s Brewhouse shortly after my birthday, and tried out [...]

The Lightbringer’s Funhouse (chapter 4) (now with violence)

giftmacher — Wed, 11 May 2011 23:34:09 +0000

Whew, this bit is taking so long it looks like I’m going to have to split it into three chapters. Anyway, this bit is fun, because there’s some of the old ultra-violence. Also, no quote. Chapter 4 A deafening shot exploded throughout the room, tailed lengthily by reverb as smoke blew out from the barrel [...]

The Lightbringer’s Funhouse (chapter 3)

giftmacher — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 02:04:27 +0000

Foreward: Well, that took a fair while. This bit was originally intended to be much longer, but I it was taking too much time, so I split it in two. Any similarity to DC Comics characters living or dead is purely coincidental. (it was unintentional, I swear!) (recommended soundtrack) Chapter 3 The two of them [...]

The Lightbringer’s Funhouse (chapter 2)

giftmacher — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:00:05 +0000

Foreward: Thank Christ (who, for the record, does not exist), I’m finally done. Now I can get some goddamn sleep! In other news, from this chapter on I’ll be recreating the formatting from the original text document instead of just dumping the text in there, all plain-like and un-italicized. (recommended soundtrack) Chapter 2 The ghostly [...]

The Lightbringer’s Funhouse (chapter 1)

giftmacher — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:23:35 +0000

Foreword: At last, part one of my (hopefully soon-to-be) epic horror saga is complete, and it only took eight months, most of which were spent either planning obsessively or doing nothing at all! Anyway, before I shut up and let you get to the important stuff, I’d just like to ask you to bear with [...]

Ask Dr. Nomad #003

Nomad — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 05:34:30 +0000

Here’s the one everybody’s been waiting for: Ask Dr. Nomad: The Relationship edition! Dr. Nomad has been hard at work giving you the answers you deserve to your most personal relationship questions! Hello again, folks, and thanks for tuning in yet again! Three articles now, and I’m still gaining steam! This is new territory for [...]

Ask Dr. Nomad #002

Nomad — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:07:39 +0000

And now it’s time for another riveting episode of Ask Dr. Nomad! In this episode Dr. Nomad confronts a variety of pressing issues including gambling, family trust, and disturbing psychological predispositions. Good morning everyone, and welcome to the second installment of my show, Ask Dr. Nomad! This is the show where you ask me, Dr. [...]

Nightlife II

Acyclitor — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:07:35 +0000

Anytime I get to see some boobs is a good time, far as I see it. Short and sweet this time. In Washington state it is illegal to sell alcohol between the hours of 2:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m. This usually leads to a rush to buy beer at 1:50 a.m., and sometimes I have [...]

Nightlife I

Acyclitor — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:36:43 +0000

FATAL mentioned he would be interested in hearing some anecdotes from my experiences at work. well, I’ve got about a million of them and can’t remember each, so I’ll post whatever little stories as they come to me. I’ll start with the one that probably ranks as the most memorably funny. Not sure how funny [...]