ineedstatus.com http://ineedstatus.com Status page en-ca updates@ineedstatus.com Copyright 2012 thinks wine is the answer. She has no idea what the question is, but is none-the-less resolute in her decisive conclusion. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/904 2010-11-20 01:28:30 has been brought to you today by the power of caffeine, and letters, F and U. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/900 2010-09-26 11:13:57 is totally, unrelentingly AWESOME, yet refreshingly modest. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/898 2010-09-21 01:15:34 worries that these blood oranges are helping to fund a brutal civil war on a citrus plantation somewhere. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/885 2010-06-19 09:51:20 is continuing the celebrity lifestyle that her dedicated fan-base has become accustomed to hearing about in the media. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/884 2010-05-29 17:25:12 remains indignantly disappointed that 'hump day' again proves to be a misnomer. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/883 2010-05-19 02:18:01 vehemently denounces Mondays. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/881 2010-04-19 02:25:33 bitterly resents workplace morning teas... spending money she can't afford on food she shouldn't eat for people she doesn't like... http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/880 2010-04-18 01:25:53 celebrates the weekly miracle that is the weekend. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/877 2010-04-16 17:26:14 wonders why she is has to PAY for natural gas, when she lives with a male of the species. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/876 2010-04-15 19:04:33 is absolutely, positively, categorically ambivalent. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/872 2010-03-23 03:46:55 thinks her job sucks harder than a hooker with a vacuum. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/871 2010-03-20 23:04:59 is quite officially, unmistakably very questionable right now http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/865 2009-12-12 05:25:35 is quite officially, unmistakably very questionable right now http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/864 2009-12-12 05:24:57 wouldnt be caught dead with a necropheliac http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/858 2009-10-05 05:25:04 says don’t judge a book by its movie. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/850 2009-05-26 16:03:48 : Is it just me or is Donald Trump a douche? http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/841 2009-05-14 08:59:22 thinks life is nothing like a box of chocolates. It's more like a turd souffle. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/840 2009-05-13 13:52:34 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw it precisely. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/839 2009-05-13 13:29:22 is testing the boundaries of String Theory. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/838 2009-05-12 17:07:34 is status quo http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/834 2009-05-12 08:31:00 has neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the blanket of the STATUS UPDATES http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/833 2009-05-12 08:30:23 suggests: How about never? Is never good for you? http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/485 0000-00-00 00:00:00 resides within a galaxy far, far away. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/475 0000-00-00 00:00:00 requests: Please… call me “Muffin”. http://ineedstatus.com/status/give_status/474 0000-00-00 00:00:00