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Link of the Day: A Math Lesson From Nancy

Harvey — Sat, 25 May 2013 22:00:35 +0000

[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]

A Math Lesson From Nancy

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Les of Nuking Politics [High Praise!] helps out the Weiner campaign:

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It’s Nuking Politics’ First Blogiversary, an event of… um… Biblical proportions…

Anthony Weiner Fails a Background Check

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Sat, 25 May 2013 21:00:59 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

Upper level White House personnel are reporting that President Obama passed away three years ago in a bizarre golf cart jousting accident, and to save the country from a President Biden, the administration has been keeping up appearances using a combination of look-a-likes and a Weekend at Bernie’s style ruse. Unable to distinguish one clean, articulate black man from another, Biden remains clueless of the situation and hasn’t yet attempted to seize control of the government.
Anonymous White House staffers are reporting a cellphone conversation overheard between Harry Reid and President Obama. The President is reported to have said, “You better come through for me, Harry. Remember, I find Mormon souls particularly tasty.”

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The REAL Culprit in All These White House Scandals

Harvey — Sat, 25 May 2013 19:00:51 +0000

[High Praise! to Travelwise42 and Townhall.com]

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Targeting the Wrong Group

Harvey — Sat, 25 May 2013 16:00:09 +0000

Washington, DC is considering requiring gun buyers to purchase a $250,000 insurance policy.

Um, wouldn’t requiring robbery insurance for people who DON’T buy guns make more sense?

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Sat, 25 May 2013 14:00:34 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

Joe Biden’s condition was upgraded to stable this morning after being gravely injured at a Tea Party rally where he got confused and accidentally attempted to burn himself in effigy.
Anonymous though imminently reliable sources have revealed that the real Michael Jackson is being held captive in the White House cellar where he is forced to wrestle with Elvis in a vat of ebony and ivory pudding for the amusement of visiting foreign dignitaries.

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Clint Eastwood Hates Libertarians More Than Hmong Gang-Bangers

Harvey — Sat, 25 May 2013 12:00:42 +0000

[ref 1,ref 2 (NSFW)]

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Yet, Somehow, The Media Will Find a Way to Completely Gloss Over This in 2016

Harvey — Sat, 25 May 2013 02:00:00 +0000

[High Praise! to Stupid Is a Five Letter Word]

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You May Be Taliban If…

Harvey — Sat, 25 May 2013 01:00:58 +0000

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Not What He Thinks It Means

Harvey — Sat, 25 May 2013 00:00:01 +0000

During the morning briefing, Jay Carney said that just because the IRS apologized doesn’t mean it did anything “inappropriate”.

Sure thing, Jay. Try using that line on you wife some time.

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Bruce Willis Wants Libertarians to Die. Hard.

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 23:00:07 +0000

[High Praise! to Max]

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By the way, I derive an inordinate amount of amusement from these. Please feel free to email me your own creations [harvolson@gmail.com]

All you need is a picture of someone with their mouth open, so I’m surprised no one’s sent me a picture of that slack-jawed idiot Tom Cruise yet.

Seriously, does that man have even one single moment of screen time where his mouth isn’t hanging open slightly?

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Link of the Day: Satire – Exposed: More Inappropriate IRS Questions

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 22:00:50 +0000

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Exposed: More Inappropriate IRS Questions

Bonus Link [High Praise! to Jimmy and Small Dead Animals]:

Obama Scandal Bracket

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Fri, 24 May 2013 21:00:21 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals:

In an act of rebellion, Sasha and Malia both got matching George Bush tramp stamps. Keeping their word, Barack and Michelle followed suit only to discover that the girls tattoos were temporary.
Obama has been sleeping on the couch since Michelle checked the internet history on the Oval Office computer and found repeated visits to the Chippendales’ Reality Show Sites, So You Think You Can Strip and I Wanna be Like Magic Mike.

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How Can a Tax Cut Eat My Entire Paycheck?

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 20:00:10 +0000

Defending the program, President Obama described Obamacare as the “largest health care tax cut in our history”.

Sure. And the Mojave is America’s largest rainforest.

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Obama Warned Us – Why We Fight

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 18:00:55 +0000

That is why we fight — in hopes of a day when we no longer need to.

BARACK OBAMA, speech at Arlington National Cemetery, Nov. 11, 2009

“Submitting to our enemies will accomplish this.”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Reason Michelle Obama Is Considering an Extended Vacation…

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:57 +0000

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The reason Michelle Obama is considering an extended vacation…

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Fri, 24 May 2013 14:00:32 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

Without acting in concert, Michelle, Sasha and Malia each entered Barack to be on the one way trip to colonize Mars.
A bill was found in the oval office proposing that once a year a teenage boy and girl from each state will be sent to Washington DC to fight to the death for the amusement of the elites.

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Cartoon of the Day – Reason

Basil — Fri, 24 May 2013 13:00:40 +0000

[Source: Michael Ramirez - GoComics]

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The Roots of Cynicism Are WHAT?

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 12:00:01 +0000

At a fundraiser, President Obama told donors that Republicans are making people “cynical about government”.

Yes, and “going out of business” signs make companies go bankrupt.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 03:53:39 +0000

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Russia Has Developed a New “Killer Robot”. President Obama…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Sign From a Gun Show

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 02:00:38 +0000

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Audit!

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This Post Is Going to Get Me Audited, Isn’t It?

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 01:00:55 +0000

[High Praise! to Transterrestrial Musings and Megan McArdle]

The real scandal is that all these complicated tax rules exist. If we would just eliminate the corporate income tax, then people could organize groups, or not, just as they please. And the IRS would not be in the position of deciding what counts as excessive political activity.

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Not the F Word Normally Associated With Obamacare

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:59 +0000

On MSNBC, Nancy Pelosi said that Obamacare gives you “the freedom to pursue your happiness”.

Know what makes me happy, Nancy? Making my own health care decisions.

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Bacon TV!

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:00:15 +0000

[High Praise! (and Bacon!) to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics]

Apparently there’s a TV show called “The United States of Bacon“, where some fat guy with a camera crew goes around the country chowing on piggy goodness.

Why did no one tell me this before now?

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Link of the Day: Satire – Atheists Demand Christians Be Burned at Stake for Heresy

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 22:00:10 +0000

[High Praise! to The People's Cube]

Atheists Demand Christians Be Burned at Stake for Heresy

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:47 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

It was recently discovered that Kathy Sibelius was put in charge of the committee which oversees both the Obamacare death panels and the anti-famine initiative: Project Soylent.
Whistle blowers have come forward alleging that all of Obama’s public appearances throughout his adult life have been lip synched.

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