Half of Detroit’s streetlights may go out as city shrinks. “Detroit, whose 139 square miles contain 60 percent fewer residents than in 1950, will try to nudge them into a smaller living space by eliminating almost half its streetlights.” Turning out the lights in Detroit in case the last person to leave forgets to do it.

Bill Clinton Poses With Porn Stars. Uh oh! Déjà vu! The one to the right has a blue dress on. Anyone know if he asked the maître d’ for a cigar?

New York City elementary school makes learning Arabic a MANDATORY requirement for students. Step one in the brainwashing of America by Muslims?

Unabomber updates Harvard University alumni book. “Kaczynski graduated in 1962 and is locked up in the federal Supermax prison in Colorado… In an alumni directory, he lists his occupation as ‘prisoner’ and says his awards are ‘Eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998.’” Wonder if he checked off the “Native American” box, too.

The Growth Canard in Europe. “The problem with Greece, Spain, Italy, and so forth is not that they lack fiscal stimulus (more government spending), but that stealing from the public till is their principal occupation.” “The southern Europeans want a nanny state, but they don’t want to pay taxes. They want Germany to pay their taxes for them.” Just call them the blue men of Europe.

INFORMAL (UNDERGROUND) ECONOMY AS PERCENTAGE OF GDP

ABC eulogizes the President that wasn’t. “The 2004 version of Barack Obama, who captured the nation with a dazzling speech about unity and went on to win the presidency on a message of hope, died on Monday. He was 8 years old.” Barry the magic unicorn may be dead but the insipid fantasies of gullible journ0lists go on.

What would Larry Flynt look like if he was ugly? That’s why the picture is there, so you’ll know. Flynt’s latest desperate scream for attention involves publishing a fake photo of conservative commentator S.E. Cupp with a photoshopped penis in her mouth… Hustler’s attempt at “satire” according to Flynt. But hey, remember it’s the Republicans who are waging a war on women.

Bill Clinton’s glamorous fundraiser called “worst party ever” by angry guests. The worst party ever for the worst Party ever.

Hawaii verifies Obama birth records to Arizona. No mention of what this verification is. Ala Nancy Pelosi, we bet we’ll have to elect Obama before we get to see it.

How the Recovery went wrong. In the last 60 yrs, there have been 11 recessions and 11 recoveries – this one is the weakest of the bunch. “The problem lies with the way the ‘stimulus’ was carried out, the uncertainty of looming higher taxes, and the antibusiness rhetoric and regulatory strong-arming of this administration.” As the Dems would say, sounds like some kind of racist code.

In Europe, time for Plan B, only there’s no plan, and no time. Apparently the Greeks as well as the Eurozone are making contingency plans for a Greek Euro exit although they’re still all denying it will ever happen. “This crisis was ultimately going to resolve itself in one of two ways: the Continent was either going to form a United States of Europe, or the euro experiment was going to fail. It appears to be going in the latter direction.” Eurogeddon.

Did Obama get worse grades than Bush? New evidence reveals his college class got lower SAT scores than Dubya. Ah yes, the smartest President…ever, which is why his school transcripts are labeled Top Secret.

Surprise! Dems ascribe anti-Obama vote in KY, AR, WV primaries to racism. Question: are these people really that stupid or are they simply in denial, using racism as a defense mechanism to avoid facing the fact it was their terrible judgement that put the SCOAMF in office to begin with? We vote for the latter.

Pro-Abortion Americans at Record-Low 41%: Opinion polls are nice and all but some things should be well beyond the authority of any electorate. Like the right to be born.

Colombia prostitution scandal sparks investigation of U.S. DEA: This is the DEA, reach for the sky and spread ‘em!

Mark Steyn endorses IHateTheMedia.com. Mark Steyn, our favorite Rush Limbaugh fill-in host, said this is a new screed about John Edwards, “Oh, and while we’re at it, I loathe the American media, whose peculiarly contemptible combination of partisanship, snobbery, and self-neutering of any basic journalistic instinct might easily have led (were it not for the candidacy of Barack Obama) to this preening metrosexual slug’s becoming president of the United States.” In other words, I hate the media, you hate the media, Mark Steyn hates the media.

Obama Is Getting Humiliated In The Kentucky Primary, 40 Percent Of Democrats Voted For ‘Uncommitted’. First he gets beat by a convicted felon and now by uncommitted. Who next? None of the above? West Virginia and Kentucky must be raaaaaacissssst.

Maybe the greatest American hero of all time dies. Meet Eugene Polley, who invented the TV remote control back in 1955. He died of natural causes on Sunday, at age 96. Here’s to you, Eugene. All men salute you, and especially those of us who like to watch two NFL games at the same time.

Senate Dems back increase in air travel fee to close funding shortfall at TSA: Hey, they might as well charge us out the ass since their hands are going to be probing in the general vicinity anyway.

Nigeria accuses Chinese traders of ‘scavenging’ in Kano. “However, he said foreign nationals who came to Nigeria to invest and create employment for Nigerians would be “welcomed and supported by the federal government”.” He must mean the suckers who respond in person to Nigerian Scam emails.

Obama’s war on coal hits your electric bill. “The market-clearing price for new 2015 capacity – almost all natural gas – was $136 per megawatt. That’s eight times higher than the price for 2012, which was just $16 per megawatt. … These are not computer models or projections or estimates. These are the actual prices that electric distributors have agreed to pay for new capacity. The costs will be passed on to consumers at the retail level.” Think what that’ll do for the economy.

Man Loses $22,000 In New ‘Policing For Profit’ Case. Don’t let Jerry Brown read about this.

‘Barcode everyone at birth.’ Is the mark of the beast on it’s way?

CBO: Taxmageddon would throw U.S. back into recession. Back?

Biden: Imagine where we’d be if obstructionist Tea Party hadn’t taken House. Probably the same place as Solyndra or Lightsquared is right now, but that’s not what Gaffy Duck meant. Although given his propensity for blurting out the truth inadvertently at times, you can never be totally sure…