If you’re not that risky and naughty, you could try the cash route…

Else, get your Pablo on…

If all else fails, smuggle an air hostess…

If you’re into covering things up with stickers, check out the range of Garage Doors to Die For.

Take for example my daschund Bailey (Exhibit A):

She’s so sweet you can’t help but let her make herself comfy in the new Woolworths winter linen range. I’m wondering which one compliments the other one more?

On the other hand, for every princess, these must be a crazy dribbling pet (think ed from the lion king), right? Meet Shelby (Exhibit B) who somehow manages to look like a total freak when she fells into a deep sleep (with the help of yours truly lifting her lips and blowing gently into her gums to make them stay open):

Aren’t they just the best? Both are available for to endorse products like this dog did for Saatchi & Saatchi.

I’m wondering who would win in a card-contest?

Would it be…

• The Business Card for Tool-Using Guys?
• The Brilliant Therapist Business Card?
• The Stretchy Business Card?
• or, The Personal Trainers Card?

It’s the second Discovery Leadership Summit to be held in SA and I’m still regretting the fact that I never attended the event in 2009! I missed Branson and Gladwell lined up with other global business leaders and I won’t do it again!

So this year I’m going to the event come hell or high water because it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to engage! And two of the several speakers are people I’ve wanted to hear for ages; Rudy Guiliani (former mayor of NYC) and Johann Rupert (Chief Executive of Richemont Luxury Brands)!

If you don’t know who these blokes are, best you check out the event web site and get on with making a plan to be there! Do it!

Champions of Europe and now champions of the world, Spain captured football’s Holy Grail for the first time with a 1-0 victory over the Netherlands thanks to Andres Iniesta’s 116th-minute strike at Soccer City.

The question is… what the hell does it say on Andres Iniesta’s shirt???

And now it’s time for this guy to come out of the giant Jabulani ball.

I rate this is better than the elephant that opens beer bottles!

He was selected by Adidas to spend the month-long tournament watching football, tweeting and writing blogs inside the 20 foot (six meter) diameter Jabulani ball. Sweet!

Santarossa has a well-stocked fridge, bunk bed, PlayStation 3, and laptop, and will get $2,600 for his trouble, along with the contents of the ball and three bags full of sports gear. “I had a bit of trouble at the start – it’s a bit difficult having people peer in through the windows 24-seven,” he said. “But it’s a pretty easy life. I’m going to be seeing if they can extend my lease.”

Can’t say I would take the same deal! I would rather stay in the house from Ferris Buellers Day off or step into this amazing Carla Ridge Palace!

Navagio is an isolated sandy cove and one of the most famous beaches in Greece… this has got to convince you that there IS a god!

It is notable because it is home to the wreck of the alleged smuggler ship Panagiotis… that’s why it’s often referred to as ‘Smugglers Cove’. Smuggle away…

Best you get yourself the Largest Yacht in the World or better yet, The Worlds Biggest Yacht, Really this time!

For me personally? I’ll settle with 86 Feet of Sea-Slicing Yacht Heaven!

Just enjoy it with the uncensored lyrics…

And sing along…

Bruno Mars
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeaaah
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire

Travie McCoy
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of
Everyday Christmas give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
and adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh!t
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It’s been a couple months since I’ve single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the ho-ho
Get it, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

Bruno Mars
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire
(oooh ooh) when I’m a Billionaire
(oooh ooooh)

Travie McCoy
I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Senator … his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenty’s …completely separate

And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatever left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me
Would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

Bruno Mars
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad (so bad)
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire
(oooh ooh sing it) when I’m a Billionaire
(oooh ooooh)

I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad

What do you think? Is money the root of all evil today, or you happy to be a billionaire?

But the ‘masterplan’ part?? Behold…

You see the second building from the left? That’s the existing landmark tower that’s graced the JHB skyline for decades. That means the bad boy on the far left is new – 80 stories of glamour to be precise! I believe that may make this building the tallest in the southern hemisphere.

That table at the end… it will be mine!

Maybe you recognize it as the the cyber cube, magcube, nanodots, zen magnets, buckeye balls or the neo cube? Who cares. It’s basically 216 magnets that combined together let you create zillions of 2D patterns and 3d shapes at the office, at home, on the Gautrain or on the toilet if you like.

The point I’m sharing with you here today is that it’s just plain awesome, and Neocube South Africa has released a limited number of these amazing magnetic puzzles (toys, gadgets, gizmos, stress releiver, etc) into the local market on a first come first serve basis.

Head over to www.neocube.co.za to find out more about the magic of neodymium rare earth magnets or just visit Neocube South Africa to buy your Neocube now!

Get it? Get it? Right next to the mashed potatoes! Awesome!

“While everyone else was busy trying to keep up with iPhone, we were busy creating amazing new features that make iPhone more powerful, easier to use, and more indispensable than ever. The result is iPhone 4. The biggest thing to happen to iPhone since iPhone.”

I’ve got to agree! Just look at it and see some of the highlighted features!

FaceTime

People have been dreaming about video calling for decades. And yes, some phones have attempted to deliver video chat, but lets face it, it was shit! iPhone 4 makes it a reality to share a smile from across the globe over Wi-Fi. And it works right out of the box. No other phone makes staying in touch this much fun.

Retina Display

This is plainly the sharpest, most vibrant, highest-resolution phone screen ever, with four times the pixel count of previous iPhone models. In fact, the pixel density is so high that the human eye is unable to distinguish individual pixels. Which makes text amazingly crisp and images stunningly sharp.

Multitasking

Now you can run your favorite third-party apps — and switch between them instantly — without slowing down the performance of the foreground app or draining the battery unnecessarily. No other phones do this!

HD video recording and editing

You can shoot your own movies in high definition. Let me repeat that: You can shoot your own movies in high definition! Even in low-light settings, thanks to a backside illumination sensor and built-in LED light. Then edit and create your own mini-masterpiece right on iPhone 4 using the new iMovie app that has themes, titles, and transitions.

5-Megapixel Camera with LED Flash

The new 5-megapixel camera has a built-in LED flash. The advanced backside illumination sensor captures great pictures even in low light. And the new front-facing camera makes it easy to take self-portraits. Bang!

And you can get a variety of skins to dress it up too:

While you’re here, go see an iPod Shuffle covered in sweet chocolate.

This bad boy weighs in at roughly 7kg and comes with functional steering and operational hoods, certification of authenticity, glass house, aluminum case and photo documentation of the manufacturing process.

It took 2 months to finish and only three will be available. It’s only £2 million (thats only about R22m). No sweat!

Also see Bugatti Goes Back to Racing or buy gold from a vending machine.

Mansory Switzerland devotes itself to the Porsche Panamera Turbo. The specialists for fine-tuning Porsche vehicles turns the new Gran Turismo into a hot-blooded power pack… oh yes! Just loving the electric blue, carbon fiber and yellow accents!

It’s waaay hotter than the Gemballa Transformation of the Porsche Panamera into a Beast. Click over to www.mansory.ch for more pics and info.

Check out www.lorypark.co.za

Don’t forget to see the Timotei Lioness Advert too.

Smart. No?