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		<title>So Yoko Calls</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2018 22:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[No question, though the man personally ticked me off, Dan Lyons&#8217; &#8220;Diary of Steve Jobs&#8221; was genius funny, the voice so fully blended with the real madness of Steve at his most Steve-like—or so it felt &#8230; well, let me put it this way. Since we knew almost nothing of RSJ&#8217;s life, Fake Steve was &#8230; <a href="https://humorlessbitch.wordpress.com/2018/07/30/so-yoko-calls/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">So Yoko Calls</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Fuck Me, I Think I’m Elder</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2016 02:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Is this like something you have to be? Or automatically become? And why are there these special, all-cringeworthy words for getting older? Why aren&#8217;t I the same person, granted in somewhat different form? More bouts with that chronic illness that periodically take me off to OtherLand. You know, the one where you don&#8217;t live. Least &#8230; <a href="https://humorlessbitch.wordpress.com/2016/01/30/fuck-me-i-think-im-elder/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Fuck Me, I Think I&#8217;m&#160;Elder</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Men. Women. Just Saying.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2015 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Heart-rending story in the New York Times, The Life and Death of Therapist Bob Bergeron.&#8230; but perhaps not in the way you think. Depending perhaps on whether you are gay, a man. I&#8217;m not, but the beauty-fade? The loss of looks?  Getting old? The Creeping Decrepits, my son calls them. He, however, is only eighteen years &#8230; <a href="https://humorlessbitch.wordpress.com/2015/04/29/men-women-just-saying/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Men. Women. Just&#160;Saying.</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
		

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		<title>Fish Knives</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 09:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages.” While quoting Dave Barry is always an exercise in sheer comic bliss, here he has put his finger on something &#8230; <a href="https://humorlessbitch.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/fish-knives/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Fish Knives</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>String Theory</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 21:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Margaret Cho “I don&#8217;t know where sorrow is anymore . . .” Such a lovely, haunting line, makes a person want to draw out the novel behind those words. Oh, yeah, that&#8217;s what it&#8217;s like, you hear a title—in the world, in your head—and if you can catch the end of that string—not easy—and have &#8230; <a href="https://humorlessbitch.wordpress.com/2012/08/28/string-theory/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">String Theory</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>North Korea: Failure to Launch</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[humorzo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 19:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I never watch the news, but you know what I saw on the news? The fucking humanitarian aid, the food and supplies, North Korea receives?  The North Korean people are told that these are tributes. To their Leader. Then, if they&#8217;re lucky, I guess they get to eat. I imagine the sun shines and the rice grows &#8230; <a href="https://humorlessbitch.wordpress.com/2012/04/15/north-korea-failure-to-launch/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">North Korea: Failure to&#160;Launch</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>You Don’t Know What Is Happening Here, Do You, Ms. Katehi?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[humorzo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 04:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Verrry interesting. The slow tap tap of her heels &#8230; in all that silence. Just devastating. Depending on which video you see, her face is quite visible, and she seems to look out over that long line of students with some surprise. No threat. That there was no threat to her was palpable. That extraordinary silence. &#8230; <a href="https://humorlessbitch.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/you-dont-know-what-is-happening-here-do-you-ms-katehi/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">You Don&#8217;t Know What Is Happening Here, Do You, Ms.&#160;Katehi?</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Letting Go Of Steve</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 03:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Jobs had been teaching us to say goodbye to all that for decades — we just didn’t know it. &#8230; in these final years, when the auditorium lights in would go down and the crowd would go wild for Jobs, who increasingly greeted his followers and touted the latest neat, new thing even as he &#8230; <a href="https://humorlessbitch.wordpress.com/2011/10/10/letting-go-of-steve/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Letting Go Of&#160;Steve</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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