Huff & Stapes http://www.huffandstapes.com Official Fan Site of The Two Jacks in the Hole Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:57:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Tiger Woods’ Dushku On Your Sister’s Face http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/sOhTcxjxc8w/tiger-woods-dushku-on-your-sisters-face http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/tiger-woods-dushku-on-your-sisters-face#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:42:51 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=318 In This Episode:
  • Catching up
  • Late start!
  • Jacki hits a blind chick and her blind date
  • A sketch from Asterios’ “100 sketches for 100 fans”
  • Special Guest Interview
  • More Tiger talk
  • Jesus Christ dropped from jury pool for disruption
  • Human rights complaint heard over man’s chihuahua
  • Round Robin Joke: Barack Obama ecstacy pills hit the streets
  • Celebrity Lightning Rod: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jamie Kennedy, Amy Smart, Eliza Dushku, Rick Fox
  • The Real Youtube
  • Calls
  • Who’s busier?
  • Quick Retirement
  • Thanksgiving
  • KFC, TBT, and personal bonds with the Jacks
  • A serious email
  • Fat Jacki
  • Tales of 8th grade awkwardness
  • Huff — The Billy Beane of poon
  • Emails

Notes:

Visit The Warriors and donate to a great cause for children.

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  • Catching up
  • Halloween! Costumes!
  • Huff goes to the dentist
  • TV shopping at Sears
  • Stapes mini dating game
  • Rock bands sue to know if songs were used in Guantanamo interrogations
  • Round Robin Joke: Iowa cops nab permanent marker burglary suspects
  • Cop pulls gun on chainsaw wielding haunted house worker
  • Interview with co-creator of Twitter, Dom Sagolla
  • Guess the Trick or Treater: Al in Ohio vs. Tim in NY
  • Possible bands for the Huff wedding
  • Joe calls Sarah from the dating mini game
  • Emails and calls

Notes:

Pick up Dom Sagolla’s book 140 Characters: A Style Guide For The Short Form. And don’t forget Scott Huff’s birthday on November 1st!

]]> http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/trick-or-treat-huffs-birthday-tweet/feed 0 http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/trick-or-treat-huffs-birthday-tweet Save The Date For Jedi Alligator’s Leech Face http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/ronyOK4zCnY/save-the-date-for-jedi-alligators-leech-face http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/save-the-date-for-jedi-alligators-leech-face#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:42:01 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=314 In This Episode:
  • Catching up
  • Say no to drugs, but say yes to alcohol!
  • More fallout from Joe’s birthday
  • A story from Stapes
  • Balloon Boy
  • A song for Jacki Jock Sniffin’
  • Louisiana justice of the peace refuses to issue marriage license to interracial couple
  • Round Robin Joke: Tesco store accused of religious discrimination by Jedi religion founder
  • Dad, 83, accused of opening fire on drumming son
  • Jacki Bray 4:20: New course on medical marijuana
  • Mo-vember Contest
  • Halloween and Huff’s birthday
  • New caller, shots, and a listener story
  • Where Is This Conversation Going?
  • Computer Love: Tierra 2 / Catface
  • Blood from leach nabs robber 7 years later
  • Puppy Cam!
  • A preview of Leach Rules
  • Joe teases a story of his “interview” with Paulie Shore…
  • Celebrity Lightning Rod: Billy Crystal
  • Stapes vs. the hipsters
  • Save the date… Huff’s getting married

Notes:

Don’t forget to grow your mustache for the Two Jacks Mo-vember Contest!

]]> http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/save-the-date-for-jedi-alligators-leech-face/feed 0 http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/save-the-date-for-jedi-alligators-leech-face Invite Me To Your Columbus Simpsons Beard Party http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/DmLeFiok_XE/invite-me-to-your-columbus-simpsons-beard-party http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/invite-me-to-your-columbus-simpsons-beard-party#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:21:58 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=312 In This Episode:
  • Catching up
  • Scott and Joe’s music choices
  • Haralabos
  • Joe’s London trip report
  • Barack wins… everything
  • Kids study the dark side of Columbus
  • Round Robin Joke: Marge Simpson Naked in Playboy
  • Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter
  • Oy Vey! Jon Gosselin plus 8 nights of Hanukkah
  • Interview with comedian Karl Hess
  • Fiance quote of the week
  • Glitches in the Matrix
  • Who remembered Joe’s birthday?
  • A bag of sh!t
  • Huff’s beef with Sam
  • A quick story tease for next week
]]> http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/invite-me-to-your-columbus-simpsons-beard-party/feed 0 http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/invite-me-to-your-columbus-simpsons-beard-party I Want My Aruban Reindeer Toilet Seat Back http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/bs9gYGEaxsQ/i-want-my-aruban-reindeer-toilet-seat-back http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/i-want-my-aruban-reindeer-toilet-seat-back#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:12:29 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=309 In This Episode
  • Catching up with special guest host Haralabos Voulgaris
  • 3 Jacks in the Hole!
  • McDonalds in Aruba
  • Bob hates Huff
  • Abercrombie fallout, and the “Statue of Limitations”
  • I Want You Back (Jacki)
  • Father of Palin’s grandson to pose for Playgirl
  • Round Robin Joke: Sex Rampage Reindeer, Mr. Frosty, Gores Woman
  • Designer Wolfgang Joop’s bid to trademark exclamation point denied
  • Parents in prayer death get 6 months in jail
  • Animal Attacks: Sheriff describes raccoon “gang attack” on woman
  • Sports talk with Noah Coslov of MLB.com
  • MF’ers of Invention
  • The new Huff and Stapes podcast
  • Emails

Get Some Jack Tunes:

Go buy the tracks you heard during the show. All music is 100% Huff & Stapes approved!

]]> http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/i-want-my-aruban-reindeer-toilet-seat-back/feed 0 http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/i-want-my-aruban-reindeer-toilet-seat-back London Skyping Abercrombie Chicken Ballers http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/Kxg5963MLos/london-skyping-abercrombie-chicken-ballers http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/london-skyping-abercrombie-chicken-ballers#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:21:48 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=306 In This Episode:
  • Catching up
  • Stapes from London via Skype!
  • Joe and Scott’s tales from London and San Francisco
  • Bangladesh awards farmer who killed 83,000 rats
  • Round Robin Joke: Akron Robber Focuses On Dough, Crispy Chicken Skin
  • Roman Polanski arrested
  • Enter the Rape Tunnel
  • Interview with Matt Krentz and Craig Thomas from Streetballers
  • The Quest To Avoid Dying Alone featuring Maureen Driscoll
  • Strip Club or Hair Salon | UK Edition: Shay in Sacremento vs. Scott Huff
  • Jacki Bray: Abercrombie Model
  • More of Stapes in London
  • Emails

Notes:

Don’t forget to pick up Streetballers!

]]> http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/london-skyping-abercrombie-chicken-ballers/feed 0 http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/london-skyping-abercrombie-chicken-ballers Monster P-Show D Pardy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/m3pKIxkqQG8/monster-p-show-d-pardy http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/monster-p-show-d-pardy#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:12:31 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=304 In This Episode:
  • Catching up
  • ‘Core
  • The P-Show D
  • New, improved, Two Jacks Dirty Rap Contest rules!
  • Mean Joe
  • Top 5 statements made by Bill Stapleton during his LA trip
  • Fan of the Week
  • Tweet-signment: #reverseraplyrics
  • Plea in post office pilferage
  • Round Robin Joke New Canadian Lake Monster
  • British graduate scores in sandwich-board job hunt
  • Interview with Lance Lohan of Campusgossip.com
  • John Stapleton calls in with stories from Bill Stapleton’s LA trip
  • Stories That Go Nowhere
  • Computer Love
  • Grasso-gories: Grasso vs. Scott in Tempe
  • Puppy Cam!
  • Emails and calls

Notes:

Special Tuesday Show!

]]> http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/monster-p-show-d-pardy/feed 0 http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/monster-p-show-d-pardy Back To Basic Hard Flesh Cougar Snuggies http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/5vOFFT7cONQ/back-to-basic-hard-flesh-cougar-snuggies http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/back-to-basic-hard-flesh-cougar-snuggies#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:12:37 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=300 In This Episode:
  • Catching up
  • Scott and the theme party
  • Polls! Polls! Polls!
  • The Fleshlight
  • Snuggie shows new styles at NY Fashion Week
  • Round Robin Joke: Sexually Charged Cougar Cruise On Deck For Carnival Ship
  • Boy faked kidnapping to shed bad report card
  • Joe’s high school report card story
  • Scott’s high school condom story
  • Whitney Houston confesses she spent 7 months in pajamas getting high on cocaine
  • Guess the NES: Chip in Florida vs. Will in Washington vs. Wolf
  • Interview with Randi Picarelli and Stacey Rifkin of Hard Cards
  • Jacki’s Celebrity Lightning Rod: Julianne Hough
  • Joe finally ditches the iPhone… and hits on girls!
  • The dropped call standardized rules
  • Stapleton Sex and “Joe-stface Killah”
  • The Two Jacks Dirty Rap contest
  • Strip Club or Hair Salon controversy
  • Quick emails

Get Some Jack Tunes:

Go buy the tracks you heard during the show. All music is 100% Huff & Stapes approved!

Notes:

Don’t forget to buy your Hard Cards and enter the Two Jacks Dirty Rap contest!

]]> http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/back-to-basic-hard-flesh-cougar-snuggies/feed 0 http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/back-to-basic-hard-flesh-cougar-snuggies Jay-Z Blueprint 3 Special Pre-Release Remix http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/D7jtS3Eipmg/jay-z-blueprint-3-special-pre-release-remix http://www.huffandstapes.com/videos/jay-z-blueprint-3-special-pre-release-remix#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:33:41 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=291

In celebration of the upcoming release of the much anticipated album The Blueprint 3, Two Jacks Entertainment is proud to present this special Jay-Z Bill Maheremix. Laugh. Enjoy. Tell your friends. Now.

And don’t forget to head over and subscribe to our exclusive TwoTube channel for all our latest video antics.

]]> http://www.huffandstapes.com/videos/jay-z-blueprint-3-special-pre-release-remix/feed 1 http://www.huffandstapes.com/videos/jay-z-blueprint-3-special-pre-release-remix The 100th Episode 4 Hour Spectacular! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/huffstapes/~3/1DO_lsZGJuA/the-100th-episode-4-hour-spectacular http://www.huffandstapes.com/episodes/the-100th-episode-4-hour-spectacular#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:42:55 +0000 Huff http://www.huffandstapes.com/?p=296 In This Episode:
  • Catching up
  • 100 Episodes Strong
  • SOB of the Week
  • Amber Is Handled Challenge
  • Jacki Bray and the creepy maintenance guy
  • Interview with comedian Doug Benson
  • Throwback Jacks
  • Bunny Cam!
  • Puppy Cam!
  • Strip Club or Hair Salon: Holly vs. Scott Huff
  • You Don’t Know Anything Don’t You: What you should do if stopped by the police
  • Asterios Kokkinos in studio!
  • Internet celebrates 40th birthday
  • Round Robin Joke: Elderly Woman Takes Hostages
  • Your List Is On My List: Top 5 Hotels For Having An Affair
  • Asterios and Jacki prank call the Peninsula
  • Another no-show guest…?
  • TBT calls in and “reverse bang bus”
  • Judge Joe-dy : Dirty Roommates
  • Interview with numerologist Stephanie Sterling
  • Joe likes to party
  • Retirement Party
  • Hating Huff’s face
  • More vigilante justice
  • Interview with journalist Mark Ebner
  • Two Jacks 1st: Call from Tony in Milwaukee
  • Glitches In The Matrix
  • Crispin Glover’s “short film”
  • …Whitney Cummings shows after all!
  • One more Asterios and Jacki prank call

Get Some Jack Tunes:

Go buy the tracks you heard during the show. All music is 100% Huff & Stapes approved!

Notes:

Catch Super High Me and Unbalanced Load by Doug Benson, Six Degrees Of Paris Hilton by Mark Ebner, and Emotional Ninja by Whitney Cummings!

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