Log manzil ko muskil samjte hai,
Hum muskil ko manzil samjte hai,
Bada fark hai logo me or hum mai,
Log zindgi ko dost or hum dost ko zindgi samjte hai…

Tu hi bata a dil tujhe samjhau kaise,
Jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise,
Yuto har tamanna har ehsas hai wo mera,
Magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise…

Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai …

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain…

Tussi Hansde Ravo, Tussi Wasde Ravo
Par Haal Chall Sahnu Dasde Ravo
Vaisakhi De De Din Sanu Gall Naal La Lo
Chahe Fer Kisi Kolo Vi Fasde Ravo!
Happy Baisakhi

Durga Maa Ka Hai Aaya Tyohaar
Khush Rahe Sada Aapka Parivaar
Maa Durga Ka Vaibhav Barse
Foole Fale Sada Aapka Vaypaar..

Aaj Kal..Har Pal
Har Waqt..
Din Bhar..
Mujhe Rehta Hai..
Bas Tera Hi Khayaal..
Kyonke Aane Wala Hai
April Fool..
Aur Banana Hai Tumko
April Fool in Advance!

Na Door Mujhse Jaya Karo, Dil Tadap Jata Ahi
Hamesha Tere Khyaalon Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai
Dil Ne Ek Sawaal Poochha Tha Tumse..
Tumhe Bhi Mera Khyaal Aata Hai Kya Door Rehkar…

Kon Kisi Nu Dil Wich Jagah Denda Ae
Ped Vi Sukke Hoye Patte Gira Denda Ae
Duniya Di Rasmaa To Waqif Haa Assi
Dil Bhar Jaaye Te Har Koyi Bhula Denda Ae…

Har Kisi Ke Naseeb Mein Saccha Pyar Pana Nahi Hota,
Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai, Kisi Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai..
Mujhe Pata Hai Ke Mere Naseeb Mein Sirf Tadap, Judai
Aur Nafrat Hi Bachi Hai…Khush Rehne ..

Jo Rishtey Dil Key Rishtey Hain
Unn Rishton Ko Waqt Dena Zaroori Hai
Toot Jaate Hain Rishtey Aksar
Par Tootne Ki Awaaz Nahi Hoti Hai..

Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai
Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai
Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor

Padhney Mein Likhney Mein
Dono Mein Hi Main Aata Kaam
Pen Nhi Kagaz Nhi
Btaao Kya Hei Mera Naam.
Ans: Chasma

Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi
No Laakh Motiyon Sey Jadi Thi
Raja Ji Key Khet Mein
Duata Odhey Khadi Thi.
Ans: Bhutta

Chhota Sa Siphai
Ushki Khinch Ke Nikar Uttari.
Ans : Banana

Do Kisan Ladten Jaaye
Unki Kheti Badhti Jaaye.
Ans: Sweater Ki Bunai

Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.
Ans: Bel Gaadi

Ek Thaal Motiyon Se Bhara
Sabkey Sir Par Ultaa Dhara
Chaaron Aur Phirey Vo Thaal
Moti Ushsey Ek Naa Girey.
Ans: Tara ( Stars )

Do Sunder Ladkey
Dono Ek Rang Key
Ek Bichhad Jaaye
Toh Dusraa Kaam Naa Aaye.
Ans: Joota ( Shoes )

Sitara Asmaan Se Na Jane Kab Toot Jaye
Na Jane Kab In Aankhon Se Ansoo Chhoot Jaye
Kar Lo Pal Do Pal Baatein Pyar Ki
Na Jaane Kab Jism Sey Yeh Jaan Rooth Jaye…

Bohat Sataati Hai Yeh Raat
Dil Bebas Hai Kisi Ki Yaadon Mein
Ab Toh Nikal Aa Ae Din..
Fir Zindagi Ki Sham Bhi Honi Hai..

Birthday Hai Aapka, Dete Hain Hum Yeh Dua,
Ikk Baar Jo Mil Jayein Hum, Honge Na Kabhie Judaa
Saath Denge Jeevan Bhar Ka, Yeh Hai Hamara Wada
Jaan Luta Denge Tujhpe, Hai Yeh Apna Iraada…

Prem Maa Meethi Vedana Meali E Baahu Chhee,
Sawapno Ne Navvi Dishaa Mali E Baahu Chhee,
Prem Pooro Thaayo Ke Adhooro Reyho Wat E Naathi,
Prem Karwaano Awsar Melyo E Baahu Chhee.

Teerhrth Raj Main Bada Mahan
Nagar Pulon Ka Mujhko Jaan
Dwar Hari Ka Main Kehlata
Kya Naam Mera Tumko Hai Aata?
Answer: Haridwar

Janta Ka Sewak Kehlata
Sukh-Dukh Ka Sandesh Main Lata
Gali Mohalle Sab Main Jata
Sabka Main Pyar Hoon Pata
Answer: Postman

Bhoomi Ki Main Upaj Badhau
Bina Aankh Ke Main Chal Paoon
Garmi Mein Na Aaoon Nazar
Bhoomi Hi Hai Mera Ghar
Answer: Kenchua

Lamba Tan Aur Badan Hai Gol
Meethe Rehte Mere Bol
Tan Pe Mere Hote Chhed
Bhasha Ka Main Karoon Na Bhed
Answer: Bansuri

Lambi Patli Chharhari
Hoon Main Sugandh Ki Khan
Batlao Toh Mera Naam?
Answer: Agarbatti

Pyar Ke Rang Udaaye Yeh Pichkari
Rang Jaaye Yeh Duniyaa Saari
Holi Ka Rang Aapka Jeewan Rang De
Hamesha Yeh Kaamna Hamari!

Kissi Insaan Ko Dukh Denaa,
Itnaa Aasaan Hai Jitnaa
Samunder Mein Patthar Fenkanaa..
Magar Yeh Koyi Nahi Jaanta Ki Woh
Patthar Kitnii Gehrayi Mein Gaya Hogaa..

Chai Thandi Ho Gayi, Garam Karlo
Apne Patthar Se Dil Ko Naram Kar Lo
Sham Ho Gayi Hai Fir Bhi Sms Nahi Kiya
Arre Yaar Thodi Sit Oh Sharam Kar Lo ;)
Good Evening…

Ret Pe Naam Kabhi Likhte Nahin
Ret Pe Likhe Naam Kabhi Tikte Nahin
Tum Kehte Ho Patthar Dil Hoon Main
Patthar Pe Likhe Naam Kabhi Mit Te Nahin…

Kya Baat Kahiye Duniya Ki
Har Shakhs Ke Apne Afsaane Hain
Jo Saamne Hai Usse Log Bura Kehte Hain
Jisko Dekha Nahi Kabhi Usse Khuda Kehte Hain!

Aap Who Gulab Ho Jo Baagho Mein Nahi Khilte
Aasmaan Ke Farishtey Bhi Aap Pe Fakar Hai Karte
Khushi Aapki Mere Liye Hai Anmol
Janam Din Aap Manaye Hanste Hanste!

Rabb Kare Tenu Har Khushi Mil Jaave
Assi Tere Layi Jo Dua Kariye Kabool Ho Jaave
Khushiya Mane Te Tarakki Pave
Janam Din Diya Mubarkaa Saade Walo!