The 2010 Indian Premier League season IPL 3 will be played between March 12 and April 25, 2010 in India.

IPL 3 cricket tournament will be broadcast live on YouTube and the final four Matches of IPL 3 will be screened in 3D across Movie halls in India.

First match will be played between Deccan Chargers and Kolkata Knight Riders at Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai.

Visit the below given link for complete DLF Indian Premier League season 2010 Schedule and Fixtures.

Live Indian Premier League commentary, streaming, Live score will be available at www.YouTube.com/IPL

Khawab Ko Paani Banakar Le Gaya Hai Kya Karoun
Woh Meri Neendein Udaa Kar Le Gaya Hai Kya Karoun

Woh Jo Meethi Neend Ke Maanind Aaya Tha Kabhi
Mere Sapne Hi Chura Kar Le Gaya

Behte Ashkoun Ko Toh Pallu Chahiye Tha Pyaar Ka
Woh Toh Daman Bhi Chuda Kar Le Gaya Kya Karoun

Ab Aayaa Hone Lage Hain Bekali Ke Daiereh
Rang Chehre Ka Chura Kar Le Gaya Hai Kya Karoun

Mere Saare Qatt Jala Ke Rakh Uss Ne Kardiye
Apni Tehreerein Utha Kar Le Gaya Hai Kya Karoun

” Kya Karoun ”
Pradeep Sharma

10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. ….

5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

—-> And the number one statement is ….
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan?.

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Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Aur chillake bole?..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per ?

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua?. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya?Phir mere dil me khayal aaya?Ke lagta hay ki?Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ?NAHAYA?

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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle?.bakri kha gayi..

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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai?! ?MOBILE? k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho
Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -

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Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi
hogi-

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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain?-

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi?

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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt
hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai.. trinnnn trinnnnn trinnnnn trinnnnnn…

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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch… rahoge naa ?

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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

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plz dont be angry

Ye dil na jane kya kar baitha,
Pooche bina hi mujhse faisla kar baitha,
Is zameen par toota sitara tak nahi girta,
Aur ye paagal dil chaand se pyaar kar baitha…

Koi ankhonm akhon se baat kar leta hai,
koi ankhon ankhon main mulakat kar leta hai
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena
jab koi khamosh reh kar sawal kar leta hai.

aasu me na dhundo hame
dil me bas jayenge
tammana ho agar milne ki
to band ankho me najar aayenge.

Kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai,
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hain,
kehte hai uss daur ko dosti,
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil…

Archana Singh

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.

Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.

Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?

Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.

Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado

Santa aage nahin bada

Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got

irritated… drank poison & said,

Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…

Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a

wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only

Doston Aap Logon ke Piyaar Ne Mujhe
Bahut Himmat Afzai Ki Hai Jis Ke Liye Mai
Aap Ki Bahut Shukar Guzar Hoon.Aap Ki Bazm Me
Mai Aaj Sajid Sahab Ki Ghazal Lai Hon ummed Ke Pasand Aaye gi…

Beautiful Ghazal:Teer Chahiye Nahi..

Teer Chahiye Nahi Talwar Chahiye
Hona Ho Sar Boland To Bas Piyar Chahiye

Shair Chahiye Nahi Funkar Chahiye
Duniya Ko Aaj Sirf Gulokar Chahiye

Qasr Chahiye Nahi Darbar Chahiye
Hum Ko To Ek Jhalak tera Dedar chahiye

Mujh Ko Na Taqt Aur Na Darbar Chahiye
Galib Ke Aur Meer Ke Ashaar chahiye

Meri yehi Dua Hai Shifayab Hon Sabhi
Kaheta Hai Har Tabeeb Ke bimar Chahiye

Aasanion Se Lutf Na Ayega Piyar Me
Hum Ko Rahe Piyar Bhi Dushwar Chahiye…

Shayar:Aitebar Sajid
Zindagi Maout Ki Amanath hai
Zindagi ko sanbhal ke rakhiye

Composed and Presnted By
Sweet Ayesha Naaz

`
Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi,
Jaisi ab hai teri mahafil kabhi aisi to na thi,
Le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabra aur karaar,
Be karaari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi.
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Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho,
Har khushi rooth jaayegi,
Jab akele tum baithogi,
Khud-b-khud meri yaad aayegi.
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Kuch pal to hote hai kuch pal ke liye…
Aa jee le ham inhe har pal ke liye…
Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jayega…
De jaayega yaade hame jeewan bhar ke liye…
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Wo chaand hai par aap se pyara to nahi,
Parwane ka shama ke bin gujara to nahi…
Mere dil ne suni hai meethi si aawaaj kahi,
Aapne hame pukara to nahi…
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Chaand taaro ka noor tujhpe bharse,
Har koi teri chaahat ko tarse,
Teri jindagi me aaye itani khushiya,
Ki tu ek gam paane ko tarse.
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Pyar chupta nahi aakhen chupane se,
Dil rookta nahi kisi ke samajhane se,
Rook jaati hai dhadkan tujhe bhool jaane se,
Ham tujhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane se.
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Hamne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki,
Na jaane kaha se seekh li unhone,
Yah ada jid par utar jaane ki.
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Subah ki pahali kiran ho tum,
Mere chaman ka pahla phool ho tum,
Yun hi khilati rahna hamesha mere chaman me,
Meri jindagi ko roshan karna apni muskurahat se tum.
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Ham bewafa hargij na the,
Par ham wafa kar na sake,
Hame mili uski saja,
Jo khata ham kar na sake.
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Dil si cheej hai, dene ko hai de de,
Magar koi kaabil bhi to ho,
Ham to jaan de ke bhi khush hai,
Magar koi kaatil bhi to ho.
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Aisa lagta hai jindagi tum ho,
Main jameen par ghana andhera hu,
Aasmano ki chandni tum ho.
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Gulmohar ki kataar jaisi ho,
Waadiyo me bahaar jaise ho,
Paayalo ki Cham-Cham-Cham si,
Chaand meri yaar, kaisi ho?
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Wada to kar lete hai,
Nibhana bhool jaate hai,
Laga kar aag seene me,
Bujhana bhool jaate hai.
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Jo haal tumhara hai wahi hamara hai yaar,
Har pal rahte hai tumse milane ko bekraar,
Shayad isi ko kahte hai sab pyaar,
Rab se dua karte hai jald ho tumhara deedar,
Yaad tum bhi aate ho hame baar-baar.
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Museebat se jo dar jaaye,
Use yaar nahi kahate,
Waqt ke saath badal jaaye,
Use pyaar nahi kahate.
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Aansu mile to pee lete hai,
Aap kahe to mar jaaye ham,
Aap kahe to jee lete hai,
Ham to hai un phulon jaise,
Jo kaanto me bhi jee lete hai.
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Sookh jaate hai lab, lafj milate nahi,
Hota nahi hamase ishq bayaan,
Unhe kaise bataau dil ki lagi,
Kaise sikhau aankhon ki jubaan.
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Wo aate to hai magar tan se nahi,
Wo baithe to hai magar man se nahi,
Kaun kahta hai ki wo pyaar nahi karate,
Karte to hai magar hamse nahi.
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Ham kabhi aap se khafa ho nahi sakte,
Ye dil ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte,
Aap bhale hame bhoola ke so jaao,
Ham aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte.
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Kaate nahi katne hai lamhe intajaar ke,
Najare jama ke baithe hai raaste pe yaar ke,
Dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalwe husn-e-yaar ke,
Laaya hai kaun inko, falak se utaar ke.
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Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaayenge,
Sukoon bankar dil me utar jaayenge,
Mahsoos karne ki koshish karna,
Door hote huye bhi paas najar aayenge.
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Aankho me aansu aa jaate hai,
Phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai,
Ye mohabbat bhi kya cheej hai yaaro,
Jisase karte hai usi se chupaani padti hai.
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Mere andaaj wo samajh na sake,
Mere jajbaat wo samajh na sake,
Wo samajh na sake meri majboori,
Mere halaat wo samajh na sake…
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Kahte hai gam baatne se hota hai kam,
Aisa hi kabhi pahle maante the ham,
Tere pyaar ki nishaani tera gam hi to hai mere paas,
Wo bhi baant du to rahega kya mere paas.
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Kaash dil ki aawaaj me itana asar ho jaaye ki,
Ham aapko yaad kare aur aapko khabar ho jaaye.
Aaj rab se yahi dua hai meri ki,
Jise aap chaahe wo aapka hamsafar ho jaaye.
`
Friends now my sms are also available at
http//hindijokes.informe.com
Please send your comments here.
Neha Shah
nehashah20f@gmail.com

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Just like a red rose dat fills da world with beauty n fragrance
U have made my life so beautyful by being in it.
On Holi, da festival of colorz n joy I wanna say thank u for all da love
n smyles u have brought 2 my life. Happy Holi
`
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
5 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion DNA…
Wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI!
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0 days….
312 hours….
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds….
rleft. I think i am the first person 2….
wishyou HAPPY HOLI.
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May god gift u all the colors of life,
Colors of joy,
Colors of happiness,
Colors of friendship,
Colors of luv and
All other colors
U want to paint in ur life. Happy holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.
Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!
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Red for prosperity
Green for happiness
Blue for longevity
Orange for progress
Pink for friendship
May you be blessed with all Shades of life
Wish you a very happy and colourful holi!
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Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
`
A true and caring relation
doesn’t have to speak loud,
A soft sms is enough
to express your feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
`
If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.
`
Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
`
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

`
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
`
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!
`
Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI
`
A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
`
May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy,
colors of happiness,
colors of friendship,
colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.

`
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
`
Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.
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!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
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Have a Nice Day!
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Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi. Happy Holi
`
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
`
Sher chhupkar shikar nahi karte buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte
aur hum wo hai jo Happy Holi kahne ke liye 28 February ka intezar nahi karte..
Happy Holi!

`
Rango me mila ke dosti aur pyar,
gale mil k ek duje se yaar,
haath me lekar bhang aur sharab…
Mubarak karo ye Holi ka tyohar!
`
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara….
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
`
Pyar ke rang se bharo pichkari,
sneh ke rang do duniya sari,
ye rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli,
aapko mubarak ho aapno ki holi.

`
Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.
Happy Holi
`
If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
`
Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar,
apno ka pyar,
yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar.
Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
`
Pathake,Phooljhariyon ke saath,
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat,
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,
Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare?
Happy Diwali
`
Tyohaar ye rang ka,
Tyohaar ye bhang ka,
Masti Mein mast hojao aaj,
HOLI hai aayi-aayi holi ..
aur Doguna maza hai yaar ke sang ka!
Holi Mubarak!
`
Nashe me aaj rang jao,
rango ke sath khushiyan manao.
Bado ka lo asshirwaad,
bacchon ko do duwaen…pyar, mohabbat,
aman se manao, ye Holi ka tyohar!
`
Holi Ke din ki ye mulakat yaad rahegi,
rango ki ye barsaat yaad rahegi!
Aap ko mile rangeen duniya aese hamesha,
ye meri dua rahegi!
Holi Mubarak…

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Please send your comments here.
Neha Shah
`
Jindagi ke liye jeena jaroori hai,
Jinake liye armaan jaroori hai,
Dil me chahe hajaro gam ho,
Phir bhi tere chehre pe muskaan jaroori hai.
`
Lekar ham doosro ki hasi kya kare,
Jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
Tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaaye ham,
Jab saath aapka nahi to jindagi jee kar kya kare.
`
Na karta shikayat jamaane se koi,
Agar maan jaata manaane se koi,
Kisi ko koi kyon yaad karta,
Agar bhool jaata bhoolane se koi…
`
Kisi ko dil to kisi ko diladaar mile,
Kisi ka phool to kisi ko phoolon ke haar mile,
Kisi ko khushi to kisi ko pyaar mile,
Par har janm me hame tere jaisa ‘dildaar’ mile…
`
Koi gila na koi shikwa raha aapse,
Ye aarju hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse,
Bas ek ummeed hai aapse,
Khafa na hona agar ham khafa rahe aapse!!!
`
Dil ko kitna sambhala ki,
Dil abhi rook ja wo abhi yaha aayegi,
Hame kya pata tha ki wo aate hi jaane ka bahana banayegi.
`
Kaajal banke teri aankhon me samaane ki tamanna hai,
Dawa banke tera dard mitaane ki tamanna hai,
Yun to haasil hai jamaane ki har cheej mujhe,
Sirf ek baar tujhe apne pyaar ke roop me paane ki tamanna hai…
`
Ham to tujhe bhool chuke the lekin,
Na jaane kyon log teri yaad dilaane aaye,
Ye kya kam hai ki teri gali me tere deedaar ki khaatir,
Ham tujhe kisi aur ke milne ke bahaane aaye.
`
Log apna banake chod dete hai…
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai…
Ham to ek phool bhi na tod sake…
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.
`
Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chaahat me
To pata chale intjaar kya hota hai,
Yun mil jaaye agar koi bina tadap ke,
To kaise pata chale pyaar kya hota hai?
`
Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwabon me bhi unse mulakaat na hoti,
Yah dil hi to hai gam ki vajah,
Yah dil hi na hota to kal baat na hoti…
`
Ban ke ehasaas meri dhadkan ke paas rahte ho,
Tasweer ban ke meri aankhon ke paas rahte ho,
Aaj puchate hai ek sawaal tumse,
Kya door rahkar tum bhi udaas rahte ho?
`
Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhoolana,
Chaahe wo apna ho ya begana,
Dil ki baate bas samajhta hai dil hi,
Inhe kya samajhega ye jaalim jamana??
~
Aansu se palke bheego leta hu,
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hu,
Socha ki bhoola du tujhe magar,
Har baat faisla badal deta hu.
~
Tumko chaahne waale gam na honge,
Waqt ke saath magar ham na honge,
Apna pyaar chaahe kisi ko bhi dena,
Par teri yaad ke hakdaar ham hi honge.
`
Nigaahe aapki pahchaan hai hamari,
Muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari,
Rakhna hifaajat aap apne ko,
Kyonki saanse aapki jaan hai hamaari…
~
Kah ke dekh liya,
Chup rah ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya,
Unse baat karne ke liye ham bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab hamaare koo karne se bhi wo bhadakte hai.
~
Jo dil ke kareeb ho use rooswa nahi karte,
Yu apni mohabbat ka tamaasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhegi,
Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…
~
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye,
Aap nahi to aap ki tasweer chaahiye,
Par tasweer aapki hamara dil bahla na sakegi,
Kyonki wo aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.
~
Tanhaai le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,
Wahi se shuru hoti hai jindagi hamaari,
Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,
Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamaari.
`
Roolane se pahle ek hasaya to hota,
Kasoor kya hai is dil ka bataya to hota,
Mili saja us khata ki jo na ki kabhi hamne,
Kaash ye dil kabhi kahi lagaya na hota.
~
Raat itani haseen thi,
Ki saare so rahe the,
Ham hi aise badnaseeb the,
Jo aapki yaad me ro rahe the.
~
Ham labo se kah na paaye,
Unase haal-e-dil kabhi,
Aur wo samjhe nahi yah,
Khamoshi kya cheej hai…
~
Yakeen karo ham par ham tumhe chod nahi sakte,
Dosti ki in hawao ka rookh mod nahi sakte,
Jis rishte ko banane me lag gaye barso hamko,
Us rishte ko palbhar me tod nahi sakte.
~
Dil me deep jalaane se kya hoga,
Raah me aag lagane se kya hoga,
Jinhe hamaari yaad bhi nahi aati,
Unhe SMS karne se kya hoga…
`
Kisi ne dil ko is kadar chu liya hai,
Ki ham kisi aur ko chu na sake,
Ham to chale the dost banane par aap dhadkan ban gaye.
`
Nigaahe aapki pahchaan hai hamaari,
Muskuraahat aapki shaan hai hamaari,
Rakhna hifaajat se kyonki sanse aapki jaan hai hamaari.
`
Ae khuda apne chaand pe itna guroor mat kar,
Ek chaand sa dost ham bhi rakhate hai,
Jab taarif hoti hai tere chaand ki,
Log misaal mere yaar ki dete hai!
`
Jaan hai mujhko jindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar du kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye tod du dosti tumhari,
Ab tumse kya chupana… tum ho to ho na jaan hamaari…
`
Bagair jaane pahchaane ikaraar na keejiye,
Muskura kar dil ko bekraar na keejiye,
Phool bhi de jaate hai jakhm gahra kabhi-kabhi,
Har phool par yun aitbaar na keejiye…
`
Maayoos to hu magar hona nahi chahta,
Kya karu main use bhoolana nahi chaahta,
Jaanta hu wo bekhabar hai mujhse,
Phir bhi uske khyaal ko dil se mitana nahi chaahta.
`
Kaash waado ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Najar milati hai hajaaro najro se,
Kaash meri najaro ka matlab wo samajhte.
`
Sirf chaahne se mulakaat nahi hoti,
Sooraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Ham jise chaahte hai jaan se bhi jyada,
Samne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.
`
Fiza me mahakti shaam ho tum…
Pyaar me chalakta jaam ho tum…
Tumhe dil me chupaye firte hai…
Ae dost meri jindagi ka doosra naam ho tum.
`
Chirag se andhere mit jaate
to chaand ki jaroorat kyon hoti,
Jindagi akele kat jaati to aap jaise
yaar ki jaroorat kyon hoti.
`
Pyaar jindagi ki tarah hota hai,
Jiska har mod aasaan nahi hota,
Har raaste par khushi nahi milati,
Par jab ham jindagi ka saath nahi chodte,
To ham pyaar karna kyon chode.
`
Jaate-jaate tum koi achi nishaani de gaye,
Umra bhar dohra saku aisi kahani de gaye,
Khair ham to rah gaye pyase,
Par hamaari palko ko tum pani de gaye.
`
Yu to aapko roj yaad kiya karte hai,
Man hi man me dekh liya karte hai,
Kya hua agar paas nahi ham to,
Dil hi dil me mulakaat kar liya karte hai.
`
Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasaan nahi hoti,
Aansu gam ke aur khushi ke ek kaise hote hai,
Inki pahchaan aasaan nahi hoti…
`
Barsaat aaye aur dharti geeli na ho,
Dhoop aaye aur sarso peeli na ho,
Aapne kaise soch liya ki,
Aapki yaad aaye aur aankhen geeli na ho.

Hi,
Guys I would Like to Share the Following Shayaris &
One is the ‘Prem Patra”

1.Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
Nahay jamana ho gaya.

2. Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain

Prem Patra

To,
Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear ‘Anamica’:

You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra’
from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan’ to you as ‘Dilwale
Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’. Though I am an ‘Awaara’, I am
also your ‘Deewana’.

I am making you a ‘Prarthna’ to enter my
‘Zindagi’ as a ‘Priyatama’. Even though I
do not have any ‘Sambandh’ with you, I still consider
you as my ‘Dream Girl’ with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka’.
There are only ‘Do Raaste’ left for me. One is to get
your love by ‘Tyag’ or to go the ‘Rangeela’ way.

Wouldn’t you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi’ as you
are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek’? I also hope that you Will
‘Guide’ me in ‘Bahar’ as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke
Liye’.

We will live in ‘Naya Zamana’ where we will have a
‘Suhana Safar’. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein’, our
‘Bandhan’ is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor’. I
hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand’ in ‘Ye
Dillagi’.

Aren’t you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum’ life? Let
this ‘Baazigar’ be your ‘Boy Friend’ and we start
‘Pehli Mohabbat’. This ‘Chahat’ is going to lead
to a ‘Milan’ where you are going to call me everyday
for ‘Aao Pyar Karen’.

Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge’ as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein’? As
you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha’ and hopefully
our ‘Mulakat’ will be ‘An Evening in Paris’.

‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa’!

‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun…?’

- Prem Pujaari

Take Care,
Rakesh

I just thought to share a thought with my friends .
its about not to lose the hope for …………..

Faisla hone se pahle
mai bhala kyun haar manu,

Jag abhi jeeta nahin hai
mai abhi hara nahin houn.

thanks a lot
Tanvinder singh

arz kiya hai…

shayad uus khuda ne,
tujhe banane ke bad chand ko banaya,
tabhi to sabhi kehte hei,
ke chand to teri parchaai hei…

another one…

sham hote hi mee chirago ko buza deta hu,
sirf mera dil hi kaphi hei teri yaado mee jalne ke liye….

Tejas Mehta

Hello Friendsssssssssssssssssssssss how s everybody

1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
hahaha………….

2.Jab tota ……
Jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
why u worry?????
surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rakesh Dadhich

Hi guys…thanks for yr replies…it felt good to hear
from u…have written a few more…will share them
from time to time…here’s another one….

Hum to lut gaye unki ek muskaan pe,
Adayein dekhkar phas gaye mohabbat mein,
Gar khuda bhi punche qayamat pe,
To keh denge ki mit gaye sharafat mein.

Raj Aryan

Raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye,
gairo se kya gila jab apne chale gaye,
jeet to sakte the ishq ki bazzi hum bhi,
par aapko jitane ke liye hum haarte chale gaye.
`
zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,
waqt har manzil dekha deta hain.
marta nahi koi kissi se juda hoke,
waqt sabko jina sikha deta hain
`
dil tod diya, chhita bhi jala dena,
kafan na mile, To apana dopatta odha dena,
agar koi puchhe ke rog kya tha,
to nazre jukakar mohabbat bata dena.
`
tere shahar ka mousam bada suhaana lage !
mai ek raat chura lu agar bura na lage !
kuchh is kadar tu mere saath bewafaai kar ..
ke tere baad koi aur bewafaa na lage
`
bewafa se kabhi pyar nahi hota
marne ke baad kabhi intezaar nahi hota
dosti dekh kar karna mere dost
har dost hamari tarah dildaar nahi hota.
`
aakhon pe aasu ki lakir ban gayi
kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gayi
hume to phirai thi yunhi ret pe ungliyaa
gaur se dekha to teri tasveer ban gayi.
`
bebasi ki alam mein tumhe pa na sake,
hum tumhe chahte the par chah na sake,
na jane kyon zindagi humse khafa hai,
ke tumhara pyar bhi hum pa na sake
`
Jigar Mehta.

Hi everybody
re if u like it:

Yeh shaam wahi hain
yeh gum wahi hain
wahi tanhayi hain
aaj bhi tu nahi samajh payi hain
aur teri yaad mujhko samjhaane chali aayi hain

Wo tera muskurana
pyar se kehna ‘Rana’
aaj bhi yeh kalam tujhpe
Comment nahi kar payi hain
yeh shaam wahi hain
yeh gum wahi hain
wahi tanhayi hain
aaj bhi tu nahi samajh payi hain
aur teri yaad mujhko samjhaane chali aayi hain

Ek baat hain adhoori abhi
mulakaat hain jaroori tabhi
raah se raah nahi mil payi
aur manzil door banayi hain
yeh shaam wahi hain
yeh gum wahi hain
wahi tanhai hain
aaj bhi tu nahi samajh payi hain
aur teri yaad mujhko samjhaane chali aayi hain

Raj Rana…

=====
Raj Rana…love knows no boundaries…

Pyar Ki Gadi me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar k safarme kabhi panchar nahi hota.
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jisme
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota
`
Namaskar!
Apki Dosti ki Battery Low Ho Rahi Hai,
Kripya Aap 3 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE!
FROM:
DSNL
(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
`
Arz kiya hai,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Bola dil se dil laga Lo,
Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola,
“Jute chappal” thik karva Lo.
`
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapde
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
“Oh How Mannerless” !!

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”
`
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski
girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke
chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.