Humour For All Occasions

A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Wed, 23 May 2012 05:53:16 PDT

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN...

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My One day of employment

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Wed, 23 May 2012 05:33:22 PDT

After landing my new job as a B & Q greeter - a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,...

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Changing Password

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Tue, 22 May 2012 06:45:42 PDT

Baby did you change the password? Yes honey! And which is the new one? Its is the date of our wedding anniversary! …………………………………….. ……. @$#%@ you bitch ...

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Dolphin GPS “Re-calibrated”

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Sun, 20 May 2012 11:19:27 PDT

Here the story dolphins saving people is switched when of some people on a beach in Brazil did exactly that. There a school of dolphins wandered to close to shore and in seconds were beached by out...

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Gardening with Grandma

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Sun, 20 May 2012 11:05:26 PDT

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells...

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The Priest’s Ass

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Sun, 20 May 2012 11:02:28 PDT

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.The Priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT. The...

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Plurals That Confuse English

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Fri, 18 May 2012 22:27:14 PDT

According to.... We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose...

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Not Politically Correct, but what the heck

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Thu, 17 May 2012 00:21:00 PDT

A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly. The pilot speaks over the intercom ... "I'm sorry it has come to this ladies and gentlemen,...

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Life is like a Penis

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:52:00 PDT

On a more Philosophical note it is said that ...... Life is like a penis, simple,relaxed and hanging free . ... It's women who make it hard !! NEVER A TRUER WORD HAS BEEN SPOKEN ...

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Copper wire and the history of communications

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:47:02 PDT

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and concluded their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150...

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Hillbilly Divorce

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:50:34 PDT

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have...

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A Bridge from God

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Mon, 14 May 2012 20:48:00 PDT

A man riding his Harley along a Victorian beach when suddenly above his head the booming voice of the Lord said 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways will grant you one wish. The...

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Wanted Adds:

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:47:34 PDT

Wanted Adds: Good Man About 90 Years Old. Half Blind, Bad leg, Good with Gin, To Watch My Wife While I’m Out Hunting Good Woman Must be able to Clean, Cook, Sew , Dig Worms and Clean...

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Logical

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Sat, 12 May 2012 07:12:16 PDT

Two Irish builders (Patrick and Seamus) are in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. They start to speculate about the occupation of the suit Pat: - I...

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What is wrong with this building site?

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Sat, 12 May 2012 02:22:18 PDT

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Wash Them First

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:27:03 PDT

This incident apparently happened. It is not a joke. A woman drank from a normal coke can which she had in her refrigerator. She later died from Leptospirosis a toxic deadly disease traced to the...

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So you think you’ve have talent?

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Sun, 06 May 2012 04:25:01 PDT

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Signs of the Trades

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Wed, 02 May 2012 23:02:00 PDT

Sign over a gynecologist Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ...

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Involuntary Muscle Contraction?

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Tue, 01 May 2012 22:42:13 PDT

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided...

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My Surgery

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Tue, 01 May 2012 22:42:13 PDT

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger And staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife ...

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I bequeath...

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 07:58:00 PDT

A BLOKE SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR AND SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!" SHE SHOUTS BACK "YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY...

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We Know Drama

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:23:01 PDT

Somewhere in a little town in Belgium where nothing ever happens a button was placed in the town square and waiting for someone to push it to start the drama Click on the picture or...

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Ingrish as it is spoken

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:47:00 PDT

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test...

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The Danger of Annoying Other Passengers

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 03:55:01 PDT

After a busy day people going home on the train people had settled down for naps and their books and papers reading to their destination when a chap sitting on the train hauled out his mobile and...

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Roll Call

noreply@blogger.com (Humour For All Occasions) — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 18:19:00 PDT

Attendance call on the first day back at school the teacher began roll call : "Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?" "Here." "Achmed El Kabul?"...

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