Hey Look, Animals!

Be Honest: Is This Dog Cute Or What?

2009-08-10T10:44:00.000-07:00

If you think Boo from Santa Monica, CA is adorable, click here and vote for him in the Cutest Dog Competition put on by All American Pet Brands.

And now, for your viewing enjoyment, a Pomeranian swimming adventure:

15 Funny Links That Made Us Purr Today

2009-07-31T16:32:00.000-07:00

Stars of "Funny People" Do Great Stand-Up (Hollywood Fail)

Girl Gets Answer Very Wrong (College Humor)

10 Old Toys That Sound Super Dirty (Retro Comedy)

25 Rare Star Wars Photos (Manofest)

Kill Dracula By Shoving A Crucifix Up His Butt (Geek Pad Show)

4 bad reactions to getting fired (Chris Illuminati)

Irony Throws Up On Itself: Lesbians Aren't Allowed To Kiss At WNBA Games (Jock and Balls)

Why Everyone in Oklahoma is Fat (Atom)

Tiffani Thiessen is Really Busy Making Us Laugh (Whip It Out)

Hip Hop Tattoo Fail (YepYep)

Bloomberg Says Beat It Bums (Veto Corleone)

Guitar Hero 5 Trailer featuring Shirley Manson (Ask Men)

Local News Report: Women Getting Hotter, Say Horny Local News Segment Producers (TV Munchies)

Woman is in love with roller coaster. Literally (Blog of Hilarity)

Because It's Been A Whole Day Since We've Shown Someone Getting Hit In The Nuts, Blindfolded Man Tricked into Hitting Himself in the Nuts (Big Stupid Idiot)

Snuggie For Dogs Lets Human Snuggie Owners Drag Pets Into Depths Of Depression With Them

2009-07-31T11:42:00.000-07:00

Sometimes people get jealous of their pets. "You and your sleek and shiny fur that hasn't been damaged by depression-triggered neglect and Vitamin D deficiency! You and your happy barking and frolicking and not being afraid of human contact! I'll teach you to feel joy. You're one of us now." Yes, the Snuggie For Dogs instantly brings the pets back down to their owners' sad level. Embrace that bond! Carpenters albums and herbal tea not included.

Really, we shouldn't make fun. There are worse things you can do to animals. Heck, there are worse things you can make animals wear.

Maybe If Big Boi Would Stop Spending All His Time With Penguins, We'd Get A New Outkast Album

2009-07-30T11:00:00.000-07:00

We love penguins, whether they're on a shopping spree or participating in the Penguin Olympics. Remember a few years ago, when every movie that came out was about penguins? And Outkast was still releasing music? Man, a few years ago was awesome.

There's no reason to relegate Outkast and penguins to the dust heap of the mid-00s. Big Boi, put down that penguin and get back into the studio! If Andre 3000 is busy with his terrible movie career, pick the penguin up again and take him into the studio with you. A Big Boi/penguin Outkast might actually be better. Honestly, I'd rather hear raps about fish ("My name is a penguin and I'm here to say/I love to eat some fish every day") than more of that Andre 3000 hippie crap.

Dog Chases Laser Right Into Dude's Crotch

2009-07-29T11:12:00.000-07:00

Look, what do you want from us? We can't post high art every day. We can't post life-affirming songs about kittens every five minutes. This isn't PBS! If there's a video of a doberman shoving his pointy snout into a kid's unsuspecting crotch, we're posting it. We're bloggers. That's what we do.

What do the producers of America's Funniest Home Videos do these days, now that the internet has completely taken over their job?

Prefer your videos with 100% less crotch-shots? Check out Cute Animals Playing Together Innocently? or Cute 'Little Kittens' Song Prevents Suicide, Encourages Murder.

17 Funny Links That Made Us Purr Today

2009-07-28T16:37:00.000-07:00

Snuggle Up To The 8 Funniest Videos Of People Getting Wedgies (Big Stupid Idiot)
Remembering The Fab 5 Female Pop Stars Of The Year 2000 (Yep Yep)

Shaq Fights The Big Show (Jock and Balls)

Why is Captain Kirk Climbing a Mountain? (Dave and Thomas)

The Real Game Genie (Collegehumor)

We Cringed at the Worst Voicemail Ever Left on a Woman's Phone (Whip It Out)

Peter Pan Got Married - Internet Legend's Online Wedding Album (Urlesque)

Sex Terms You Don't Dare Ask About (Ask Men)

Birthers on Capitol Hill: "Do You Think Obama Is an American Citizen?" ... "Hrr What Wharrgrrbl" (Veto Corleone)

Lure of Twitter Convinces College Star to Learn to Read and Write (Sports Pickle)

I'll Take Signatures That Look Like Penises For A Thousand, Alex (TV Munchies)

Sea Lion Dies of Sex Exhaustion ... or Does He? (Lemondrop)

The REAL Game Genie Is A Little Fatter And Hairier Than The Cartridge Version (Level One Boss)

What Should Sarah Palin's Next Job Be? (Asylum)

What's This Summer's Summer Jam? Maybe It's "Summer Jam" (The Laugh Track)

Very Noisy Hedgehog (Today's Big Thing)

The 10 Greatest, Uh, Greatest Hits of the Week (Funk Jelly)

Cute 'Little Kittens' Song Prevents Suicide, Encourages Murder

2009-07-28T11:43:00.000-07:00

The Outside Joke gives us this adorable little ditty about adorable little kitties (rhyming!). Apparently, after a break-up, huggalicious widdle kittie-pies could be the only thing keeping you from leaving a brain-colored smear on the wallpaper. Yet fuzzy whiskered kissybottoms with high snugglabillity factors may actually cheer you up enough to get off the floor, out the door, and to the gun store, then the careful planning and exacting revenge upon your unfaithful lover. Thanks, kitten!

It's great that cats are there for you when you need them, but don't use them up. Boundaries! Cats have their own lives, their own songs, you know. They're even prone to depression themselves. (Maybe they should get a kitten!)

The World's Smallest Puppy

2009-07-28T10:06:00.000-07:00

An Australian newspaper is reporting on what could possibly be the world's smallest dog, Scooter. It's so small! Isn't that cute? Aside from the obvious "that's what she said" moment, we are simply proud that this counts as news coverage.

Also, can you imagine the ridiculously tiny poops this dog must take? You could pick it up with a thimble, put that thimble in a larger poop, and flush that poop in the world's most powerful toilet.

Did we say poop enough times? If not, here's George W. Bush telling poop jokes.

Cute Animals Playing Together Innocently, Or Are Species Teaming Up To Exact Revenge On Humankind?

2009-07-24T06:15:00.000-07:00

Animals are friends! Or devious co-conspirators. An Axis Of Cute is forming, brethren, and they are amassing their forces in numbers too adorable to ignore. Remember the old woman who bashed a fawn's head in with a shovel? Deer remember too. And they're calling in reinforcements.

Okay. North Korea and Burma are pals now, and so are Deer and Cats. That's cool. We can handle a Deer/Cat alliance. But can we handle Deer, Cats, and... Puppies?

We have no idea what nefarious forms of terror the Deer, Cats, and Puppies are plotting to bring against us, friends. Finger biting? Pushing us into water? It's too horrible to speculate upon. But what really chills us is a new level of cooperation between two species so huggably diabolical that we can only tell you about it after the jump.

Badgers and Otters love each other! And hate us. With Cats' and Otters' musical talents, we suggest you not take a radio with you into your Deer/Cat/Puppy/Badger/Otter-proofed shelter. They may attempt to defeat the human ideal through song. Like The Beatles.

Before the end times come, why not enjoy these videos?
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2009-07-23T18:35:00.000-07:00

10 Videos Of Idiots Breaking Bottles Over Their Heads (Big Stupid Idiot)

The Great Male Survey Results (Ask Men)

Hotness + Brains -- 15 Beautiful Women Blessed With Both (Asylum)

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks (Coed Magazine)

5 Athletes That Should've Hung 'em Up For Good (Jock and Balls)

Awesomely Bad 90’s Toy Commercials (Ice Ice Babies)

College Students: We Know You Lied About Your Virginity (Whip It Out)

The 15 Sexiest Sports Reporters of 2009 (Bleacher Report)

This Week in Public Comment: Brilliant Santa Cruz Woman Solves All of California's Problems (Veto Corleone)

Rock Band Handshake Fail At E3 (Foundry Music)

iFart Vs. PullMyFinger: 'Daily Show' Poot App Smackdown (TV Munchies)

ShamWow: The Hardcore Dance Remix (Geek Pad Show)

50 Demented Children's Books (Manofest)

Tetris T-Shirt Models Look Like They'll Murder You In Your Sleep (Level One Boss)

What Is The Matter With People? Specifically This Naked Guy In Creepy Dog Make-Up

2009-07-23T05:45:00.000-07:00

We're always happy to give Furries a pass. We don't mind that their cuteness and fuzziness masks a more sinister, sexually depraved side, just like Danny DeVito. Hey, this is America, and we've got the greatest fetishes and sewing machines in the world, right?

This is different. This is disturbing. Primarily because we don't like being in worse shape than someone who dresses up like a dog. We always thought underneath those strange fluffy sex-pelts were physiques flabbier and paler than ours. Not some cut weird muscle guy. We don't like the fact that we can get beaten up by a Furry. Not cool, God. Whatever happened to the pure, innocent joy that came from dressing up in animal costumes for a laugh, to sing a happy song? We didn't know it was supposed to give us a boner.

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Caught On Tape: Monkey Thief Terrorizes Texas (Or At Least One Garden Supply Store)

2009-07-22T10:45:00.000-07:00

A Dallas-area plant store suspects a monkey and its human accomplice of stealing hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise. According to conjecture, and grainy security footage, the alleged monkey allegedly scaled the fence, then handed off the goods to his nefarious Man In The Yellow Burglar Mask waiting on the other side. You know what this means. Monkeys are coming for our ferns and ugly concrete statues!

Clearly there is a culture war in the animal kingdom. Cats are playing concertos, dogs are embracing travel, but monkeys? They're hanging out with (presumed) meth heads and stealing sh*t most people wouldn't want in the first place. When did monkeys get so trashy?

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Piano-Playing Cat, Accompanied By Orchestra, Rocks Catcerto

2009-07-21T22:00:00.000-07:00

Nora the Piano-Playing Cat is quite an influential YouTube petlebrity, inspiring countless musical critters whose owners have webcams. But just as Keyboard Cat eventually collaborated with Hall and Oates, Nora is also working with artists of a higher caliber.

According to Arbroath, Nora is now working with "Lithuanian conductor, composer and artist Mindaugas Piečaitis. The world premiere was performed by Klaipėda Chamber Orchestra in the Klaipėda Concert Hall in Klaipėda (Lithuania) on 5th June, 2009. Piečaitis composed and directed the Catcerto for Nora The Piano Cat and orchestra, where Nora, the soloist, was brought in via video." We can say that if the fine arts are to learn anything from our most popular viral videos, it's this: add cats.

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2009-07-21T15:39:00.000-07:00

Kid Almost Jumps Over Dad's Car - Almost (Big Stupid Idiot)

Funny Games featuring Larry Hankin (Atom)

NASA: 5 Things You Didn't Know (Ask Men)

The Robert Pattinson/Daniel Radcliffe Catfight That Exists Only In Jimmy Fallon's Fantasies (TV Munchies)

Tortoise Porn (YepYep)

Everybody Darth Now: 6 Videos of Lord Vader Dancing (Geek Pad Show)

Top 15 Sports Movie Characters (Bleacher Report)

Ghetto Baskets is Ghetto Fabulous! (Dave and Thomas)

Your Daily Show Highlight: Journos Texting Mark Sanford (Veto Corleone)

Top 5 GIFs Involving A Kick (Next Round)

The Greatest Posed Down You Will Ever See (Don Chavez)

Link: The Later Years (Level One Boss)

Prototype: Alex Mercer's Revenge (Collegehumor)

Eugene Mirman Tells You How To Succeed In Marketing (The Laugh Track)

6 Ways The Recession Has Made The World Suck Less (Cracked)

IHC's 10 Questions Interview With Hollywood Geek Legend Eddie Deezen (I Heart Chaos)

99 Words for Boobs (Funk Jelly)

Voltron Movie: I'll Tell You Who Gets Cast (Gadjunk)

We Salute The Bar That Boasts This Awesome Sign (Whip It Out)

Video Of Dog With Eyebrows Is Really Raising... Eh, You Know Where We're Going With This

2009-07-20T16:36:00.000-07:00

Dog's got eyebrows. Thank you, Japan. You've given us cats in dresses and all manner of animal humiliation. Your friends in South Korea have set the bar pretty high when it comes to animal cruelty. So when we heard about this video from Buzzfeed, we were afraid there were going to be painfully surgically implanted, or signs of a rare dog brow cancer, or something. But no, and thank God. It's nice to see something heartwarming, or as heartwarming as an eyebrow dog can be.

We can't help but show a little patriotic pride, though. Sure, dog's eyebrows. But can he push a baby stroller around Portland? Didn't think so.

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New Airline Is Just For Pets, Including Pets Belonging To Stars Of Gimmicky 10-Year-Old Horror Movies

2009-07-17T15:35:00.000-07:00

This week marked the maiden flight for Pet Airways, the first airline just for anim--holy sh*t, is that Heather Donahue?

Dude, look! Heather Donahue! Right there at :09 in, it's The Blair Witch Project star Heather Donahue!

Hey, Embedded Associated Press Video, howsabout a little respect? "Heather Donahue, PET OWNER"? Try "Heather Donahue, F*CKING MOVIE STAR". Granted, we read in a recent Entertainment Weekly (we read it, um, at the dentist's. In the bathroom. I had to use the bathroom at the dentist's and it was WILL YOU GET OFF MY BACK!) that Heather has given up acting and is settling in to life on a farm in Northern California (raising "Russian kale and heirloom tomatoes", which sounds like cover for a pot crop). Regardless! Listen, Embedded Associated Press Video, Heather Donahue was the star of a movie that Roger Ebert called one of the "ten most influential films of the century." And she obviously loves her dog and wants to grow "tomatoes". Respect Heather Donahue, Embedded Associated Press Video! Also, this airline is just for pets.

You may also enjoy Cat Is Exhausted By Life or Pug Pushes Baby Stroller Around Portland, even though they have nothing to do with 'Blair Witch' star Heather Donahue.

The Most Frightened-est Li'l Bear Lives In The Most Cruelest Li'l Zoo

2009-07-15T19:08:00.000-07:00

Hey y'all! We're organizing a South Korean zoo baby bear jailbreak! Who's in?

Granted, a baby bear in the wild might come upon equally frightening situations. But those situations would not be broadcast on YouTube. The baby bear would still have its dignity, if a few million less views. We know these zookeepers aren't beating the bear with shovels, or kicking him into a lake, but still. Come on, zookeepers. We thought all zookeepers were nice and caring and tanned and incomprehensible, like Jack Hanna.

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2009-07-15T09:01:00.000-07:00

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JK's The Office & The Salesman's Stoned, Episode 1 (Atom)

9 Toys That Prepare Children for a Life of Menial Labor (Cracked)

Your Daily Show Highlight: Did They Miss Anything On Vacation? Oh, Right. Palin!? (Veto Corleone)

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35 LBs Is Gangsta! (YepYep)

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Ron Artest's Awful Musical Tribute To Michael Jackson (I Heart Chaos)

The Shaman, Ep 6: Spirits Underneath (Atom)

Dr. Mario Steals From The Beatles? (Level One Boss)

Some Comic Relief: Archie and the Whores (Gadjunk)

12 Videos That Ask: Do You Know Where Your Black Friend Is? (The Laugh Track)

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Top 10 Most Sexually Active Cities in America (The Bachelor Guy)

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Turtle Caught By Fishing Family Takes Revenge On Unsuspecting, Delicious Finger

2009-07-14T14:44:00.000-07:00

Human beings, you're on notice. You think we can keep beating baby fawns with shovels and the animal kingdom will take it lying down? They've snapped out of their stupor, they're done sexfighting amongst themselves, and now they're fighting back. Round One: Fishing Family Vs. Turtle. Winner? Turtle, dude. Turtle.

Funniest, most horrifying part of the video below? The little boy's cries of "Dad! DAD!" as a turtle chows down on Father's fingers. Animals hear our cries and laugh, oh, how they laugh. The digit-munching comes towards the end of the video, so wait for it.

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Cat Is Exhausted By Life

2009-07-13T10:08:00.000-07:00

This cat is worn out. What has tired him so? Did he have a full day of battling helicopters, or fending off amorous monkeys, or Twittering? Or is Kitty suffering a crisis of a more existential nature? Is he contemplating the cruelties of a world in which old women beat deer with shovels, or grown men try to shove dogs into lakes? Or is he having a full-fledged cat mental meltdown?

We're worried about you, Cat Sitting On The Bed Like A Human. We hope you find the strength to, one day, move.

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2009-07-10T14:57:00.000-07:00

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Horny Monkey Won't Take Frigid Cat's 'No' For An Answer

2009-07-10T14:40:00.000-07:00

This monkey loves this cat! Or is trying to eat it. Either way, adorable! And creepy, with the shouted encouragement of lookers-on. This isn't Tijuana, lookers-on. Look somewhere else. Privacy, please.

This shot of cutesy critters licking each other because they're in love should help cleanse your palate of any deer-killers or stripper-beaters or dog-kickers you may have encountered elsewhere this week on Hey Look, Animals. You're welcome!

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In The War Against Baby Animals, Score Is Elderly Woman- 1, Baby Deer- 0

2009-07-09T15:50:00.000-07:00

Man, it seems like our posts this week have taken a violent turn. If fishermen aren't killing strippers, old ladies are killing baby deer with shovels. For awhile it seemed that terrifying animals were getting the upper hand in their bid to destroy humanity, but it just goes to show you: never underestimate people when it comes to cruelty and deer murder.

So this woman was afraid the fawn was going to "bite her head off"? Bambi? Bambi doesn't eat heads. He is sweet and is all wobbly on his little newborn legs! (That's as far into the movie as we ever got.) We know this woman is someone's grandmother, and she probably adds a lot to the neighborhood aesthetics with her obviously well-tended flower garden (when it's not spattered with fawn blood), and she appears to be the type who would sue, so we'll tread carefully here: This woman killed Bambi. Then she stuffed Bambi's bludgeoned body into a box and drug it down to the curb for trash day. Then she gives an interview and is all, "These fawns are a menace!" There are a lot of things we'd like to say about this woman, but we'll leave it at this: She's very strong.

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Don't Kill Strippers-- Also Something About Fish

2009-07-08T15:36:00.000-07:00

Man, animal rights organizations sure make it hard to masturbate to their ad campaigns with all their sermonizing and pleading to not hurt animals. Where do they get off? Also, it's nice to see that, all across the planet, people share the same stereotype of what a fisherman looks like. We Are The World. Free Willy song.

This campaign may be more effective if they joined forces with PETA and their Sea Kittens campaign and produced a commercial where members of Phish were killed and gutted. That would definitely go viral.

To wash the taste of stripper blood out of your mouth, please enjoy this list of 10 Dog Food Commercials That Taste Better Than Pate. Bon appetit!

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2009-07-07T23:00:00.000-07:00

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The 10 Fattest Guys In The NFL - (Jock and Balls)

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