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All rights reserved.haiku,poetry,poems,haiku,poem,funny,poem,funny,poems,haiku,today,today,s,haiku,daily,haiku,haiku,of,the,dayArts/Performing Artsjon.munk@gmail.comJMJMnohaiku,poetry,poems,haiku,poem,funny,poem,funny,poems,haiku,today,today,s,haiku,daily,haiku,haiku,of,the,dayHaiku TodayA funny haiku every day.<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/233549894/tumblr_ksmbixbWud1qz9drw&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Smug bracket winner<br/> Picked all the Final Four teams<br/> At least I’m not bald!<br/><small><i>The Final Word on March Madness</i></small>-JM</p> <p><small><a href="http://haiku-today.com/post/233549894/smug-bracket-winner-picked-all-the-final-four">Click here to listen to this haiku.</a></small></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=TylSmDzRmLA:XpTllO7b5l8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/TylSmDzRmLA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/TylSmDzRmLA/233549894http://haiku-today.com/post/233549894Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:08:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/233549894<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/232605098/tumblr_ksklkeRhBd1qz9drw&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Chip on her shoulder<br/> Years of neglect and hate? No<br/> It’s a Dorito.<br/><small><i>Hard Fact</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=Lh8823nEvGg:667pFMmygFc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/Lh8823nEvGg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/Lh8823nEvGg/232605098http://haiku-today.com/post/232605098Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:50:37 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/232605098<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/84059986/btNZIc8LEkn22btzrMUN99va&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Dear Mr. Meathead, <br/> Protein loving, yolked, tan. But<br/> You smell like pennies<br/><small><i>Copper Muscles</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=a7JGSnpJ5W0:A5EJ4TXfFJ0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/a7JGSnpJ5W0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/a7JGSnpJ5W0/84059986http://haiku-today.com/post/84059986Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/84059986<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/83754432/btNZIc8LEkn206ydwy7nKB7j&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Who passed gas? Yes, me.<br/> But let’s consider that smell<br/> Punitive damage<br/><small><i>Flatulence Deterrent</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=JxMiAjcSYE0:aYFWeb_6lxg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/JxMiAjcSYE0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/JxMiAjcSYE0/83754432http://haiku-today.com/post/83754432Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/83754432<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/83436571/btNZIc8LEkn1tjjoN12PTqm6&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Mom’s Buick Skylark<br/> 6 pimply boys, tunes, State St.<br/> Luck needed, to get chicks<br/><small><i>Buicks Don’t Help with Ladies</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=gHSvCe8t7Ic:f41plMKQQCQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/gHSvCe8t7Ic" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/gHSvCe8t7Ic/83436571http://haiku-today.com/post/83436571Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/83436571<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/83114517/btNZIc8LEkjvffpc8IMv4CXk&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>You’re out of a job<br/> Feel free to take those pens though<br/> When you pack your things<br/><small><i>Gee, Thanks Mr. The Man</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=KF94-KVf9kY:yCUAaMNYHSo:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/KF94-KVf9kY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/KF94-KVf9kY/83114517http://haiku-today.com/post/83114517Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/83114517<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/82784305/btNZIc8LEkjvd6aa5nLg1eI0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Beep” you? Ok, sure. <br/> So I call the number here?<br/> Then….then what happens?<br/><small><i>My Grandpa had a Beeper Too</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=PvFtGhJFN4U:Yq0UGcFnd0Q:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/PvFtGhJFN4U" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/PvFtGhJFN4U/82784305http://haiku-today.com/post/82784305Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/82784305<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/82626886/btNZIc8LEkjvmpdnOigyWRTy&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>10 year reunion<br/> That a pen in your pocket?<br/> It is? Ok. Good.<br/><small><i>Awkward but Relieving</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=yb0Ha-DxPHM:UllSs5DR-3A:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/yb0Ha-DxPHM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/yb0Ha-DxPHM/82626886http://haiku-today.com/post/82626886Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/82626886<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/82626663/btNZIc8LEkjvl7hgkOmMq3NM&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Internal rumblings<br/> Massive, foul eructation<br/> Belch smelt round the world<br/><small><i>Four Chili Cheese Dogs = Indigestion</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=nVqDqg8Svp4:WVgKaqn6-6o:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/nVqDqg8Svp4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/nVqDqg8Svp4/82626663http://haiku-today.com/post/82626663Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/82626663<p>A dog with no legs<br/> “Lay down. Laay down! Now Stay. Staaaay!”<br/> (He’s very well-trained)<br/><small><i>Obedient, if Boring, Canine</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=ExVzi8PxuYY:K-Xo_FrinbI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/ExVzi8PxuYY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/ExVzi8PxuYY/81977457http://haiku-today.com/post/81977457Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/81977457<p>Don’t worry ‘bout it<br/> That one had a lot of spin<br/> Ping pong, a hard game<br/><small><i>Underhanded Compliment</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=YQeSl8VnIy0:PjerHrcU1SQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/YQeSl8VnIy0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/YQeSl8VnIy0/81676248http://haiku-today.com/post/81676248Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/81676248<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/81810017/btNZIc8LEkfix13mYAOEP16E&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Wow, you’re flexible<br/> Guess you don’t need pedicures<br/> When you can do that<br/><small><i>Toenail biter</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=2p2s6sXoiko:STTm6aECYhs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/2p2s6sXoiko" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/2p2s6sXoiko/81810017http://haiku-today.com/post/81810017Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/81810017<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/82071273/btNZIc8LEkgs0bleuBoLzfMK&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Poker, 2 am<br/> A dozen or so drinks down<br/> I’m all in suckers!<br/><i><small>But he didn’t say “Suckers”</small></i>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=-LzT_QYNb5c:6vuONEI8myU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/-LzT_QYNb5c" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/-LzT_QYNb5c/82071273http://haiku-today.com/post/82071273Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/82071273<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/82071971/btNZIc8LEkgs47abxBVLGTHo&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Lunch Invitation<br/> Honored? Yes. But allergic <br/> To eating rodents<br/><small><i>140 lb. Rat for Lunch…Really.</i></small>-JM</p> <p><a href="http://www.rebsig.com/capybara/capymeat.html">Inspiration</a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=sIaCtWGWzuY:rhRqXo2k6Ek:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/sIaCtWGWzuY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/sIaCtWGWzuY/82071971http://haiku-today.com/post/82071971Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/82071971<p>You begged me for it<br/> Comment functionality<br/> On Haiku Today<br/><small><i>Use it or lose it sister!</i></small>-JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=8BxoaAJyTps:c3utMEYjjK8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/8BxoaAJyTps" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/8BxoaAJyTps/77224056http://haiku-today.com/post/77224056Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:55:33 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/77224056<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/83606352/btNZIc8LEko8046zs5TzwN8S&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Saturday I learned<br/> Never trust an accountant<br/> Who wears bolo ties<br/><small><i>Accessorized Money-watcher</i></small>-JM</p> <p><a href="http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18695.jpg">Inspiration</a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=znzv8Vw-NWY:x47PsMS-q7Y:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/znzv8Vw-NWY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/znzv8Vw-NWY/83606352http://haiku-today.com/post/83606352Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/83606352<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://haiku-today.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/82068827/btNZIc8LEkgrmtn0Ia5gbxMA&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Hmm, I’ll click this link…<br/> “Never gonna give you up!”<br/> (You have been Rickrolled)<br/><small><i>Rick Astley’s Resurgence</i></small>-JM</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g">Inspiration</a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=KmGoIZHuzuE:N_3yvEJKFMw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/KmGoIZHuzuE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/KmGoIZHuzuE/82068827http://haiku-today.com/post/82068827Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/82068827<p>Christian “Blowup” Bale<br/> 40 F-bombs, 3 minutes <br/> Hero Complex? Yes<br/><small><i>He also says Idea with an ‘R’</i></small>-JM</p> <p><a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2009/02/christian-bale.html">Inspiration</a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=JpXLhvvXl6w:w-Rfgd_Ji8c:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/JpXLhvvXl6w" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/JpXLhvvXl6w/75915992http://haiku-today.com/post/75915992Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:43:00 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/75915992<p>Free Grand Slam Breakfast<br/> Pancakes, eggs, sausage, bacon<br/> Get in line, cheapskates!<br/><i><small>Two hours in line for $5 in food</small></i> -JM </p> <p><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/03/BAIC15MLMT.DTL">Inspiration</a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=YWLtWBWYR30:QzQ3vZ3OwQc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/YWLtWBWYR30" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/YWLtWBWYR30/75638644http://haiku-today.com/post/75638644Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:42:30 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/75638644<p>Officer, that’s great!<br/> If “Ticket” means “Golden Globe”<br/> And “Warrant” means “Cash”<br/><i><small>Optimistic Interpretation</small></i> -JM</p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?a=ByfFldk5AiM:BtO6FU8-Wt0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/HaikuTodayPodcast?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~4/ByfFldk5AiM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HaikuTodayPodcast/~3/ByfFldk5AiM/75394599http://haiku-today.com/post/75394599Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:33:09 -0500jon.munk@gmail.com (JM)http://haiku-today.com/post/75394599en-usCopyright 2009 Haiku Today. All rights reserved.JMnonadultHaiku Today