Vinny Guataloochie is a hypothetical man I had devised as someone to reference when I felt like lying to people for no reason. I dropped his name at many bars and told stories of epic proportions (like the origin of the pancake and The real reason for the start of the 1st world war)  which were designed just to confuse  douchbags  as to what the hell I was talking about (a lot of them even believed it). I even once almost failed a class because of this man.  I had always thought of him looking like Danny Devito from “Romancing the Stone”. This is a sketch I made of him some years back. I miss him and hope to talk of him again one day soon.

King of the Mysterious Mungee Tribe and father to Brwrick.

The Ice-Cow can be found along the icy coastal shores of the Frosted Lands. The Ice-Cow is noticeable by its massive bulk and long tusks.

The average adult can weight up to 6,00lbs which doesn’t allow the animal to move very fast. As a result from its weight the Sea Cow spends most of its days sunning on the shores feeding on fish that swim into the shallow waters nearby.

This is a picture of my face when I don’t shave for 2 days.

If you stare at it long enough it fucks with your eyes.

This was a preliminary sketch to what eventually became this image.

Each Knight is said to have been forged from the burning remains of the innocent and their black hearts pump with the screams of their victims. Each member is a master of a different black art, but equally as dangerous as the next.
Each warrior sits upon a mount they have specifically chosen to aid them in thier pillages. If one encounters a single Knight of Ember it may be possible to evade it, but when they gather, to escape certain death would be a dream.

Four Knights: (Coming soon)
-Lumonantis (The Deceiver) -Mount: White Horse
-Wretch (The Vomit Fiend) - Mount: Sea of Serpents
-Zel Bombar (The Arms of Conflict) - Mount: Bull
-Vacane (The Last Shadow) - Mount: Black Ibex

A fairly stupid creature, the Wemii stands about one foot tall and can be found in coniferous forest areas where they make their homes in tree holes or abandoned animal nests. Wemiis spend most of its day wandering the forests floors at a fast pace while always looking in an upward direction. This behavior ultimately results in many collisions with other objects and creatures in the area. It can also be heard coming from afar due to a high shriek that it constantly sounds as a result of a small windpipe while breathing. Wemmis feed mostly on leaves and small bugs and are often made meals by larger carnivores because it  is fairly simple to catch.

This orginal photo was found through a google image search, I have just added the text.

If you don’t get this, try googling the reptilian conspiracy.  If you don’t get the other half of the joke, I dont think you ever will.

The Brazza is often referred to as the “Ant Gods” due to the fact that they use low toned billowing calls to summon and control colonies of ant species to aid in their various projects or defense. The Brazza’s call is low enough to reach far underground where ants dwell and can be heard by the insects in a 2 mile radius.

This is a painting I did a few months ago. I am really not that fond of it, but some who have seen it seem to like it.

This oven was in a fort that I visited in St. Augustine.

Ranahs can be found in many different fresh-water areas of Top World and have been imported to other parts of Grossland as well. If the Sun is shining right, one can see a large pack of these predators coming in a fast paced sparkling reflection off their scales in the water.

These small aquatic creatures are often mistaken as friendly and playful due to their large poison glands at its sides which resemble big “puppy-dog” eyes. It is not advisable to approach a Skiddle as their poison can kill a medium sized creature within a few hours. Skiddles do not attack unless approached unless the animal is smaller in size. Skiddles feed on a mainly shellfish diet, but have been known to eat red meat if it is available.

A small pest that can be found in many areas of Top World. Cyhoppers are onivours that feed of vegitation and mostly dead animals. These bugs are only dangerous in giant swarms.