Grey Fuzz

Obamao

2010-07-27T22:05:39Z

China’s best friend….

Mistake? You bet!

2010-07-27T22:06:32Z

Financial Reform cartoon

2010-07-27T22:03:54Z

Visit #5

2010-07-20T17:51:14Z

NEW ORLEANS–Critics were silenced today after President Barack Obama’s fifth visit to the Gulf Coast vastly improved the devastated region. While at the site of the worst oil spill in U.S. history, the president walked on a beach, looked at oil-soaked terns, and displayed the right amount of anger toward BP executives, all of which, sources said, should pretty much clear up the massive environmental disaster in a matter of days. “I really didn’t think the president did enough in his first four visits,” Louisiana fisherman Kevin Latrobe said. “Everyone knows you have to visit five times to make a difference. And sure enough, look! The pelicans already seem a little cleaner!” Some opponents still blasted the president for his trip, saying that they wanted something more substantial than political grandstanding, like a sixth or a ninth visit to the region.

Shamelessly borrowed from The Onion.

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THE GOLF ROBOT

2010-07-12T15:14:00Z

THE GOLF ROBOT

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man
behind the counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of
golf and a caddie.”

The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no
problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this:
We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you’re willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me
how well it works, your round of golf is on me today.”

The golfer obviously accepted the man’s offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, “I think my driver will do the job.”

The robot caddie turned to the man and said, “No sir.. Use your
3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole.” Hesitantly, the
golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
assistance.
As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, “I think this green
is gonna break left to right.” The robot then again spoke up and said, “No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left.”

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided
again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied the
hole thanks to the robot and his advice. But his luck didn’t end there. His entire game was
the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter
asked, “How was your game ?” The golfer stated, “It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots.
See you next week.”

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, “I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please.”

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and
said, “Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints.”

“COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could’ve complained about those robots? They
were incredible”

The man sighed and said, “Well, it wasn’t their performance. It
was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was
blinding to other golfers on the fair way.”

The golfer said, “So then why didn’t you just paint them black?”

The man nodded sadly and replied, “We did. Then four of ‘em didn’t show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro
shop, and the other
thinks he’s the President.”

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The hotel bill

2010-06-29T22:00:35Z

The Hotel Bill

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider
this:

My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being
Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later,
the desk clerk handed us a bill for $350.00.

I explode and demanded to know why the charge is so high. I told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’. I
insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for us
to use. ‘But we didn’t use them,” I said. ”Well, they are here, and you
could have,” explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager says.

“But we didn’t go to any of those shows,” I said. “Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, I. replied, “But we didn’t use it!”

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.

I wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. “But sir, this cheque is only made out for $50.00.” ”That’s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife,” I replied.

“But I didn’t!” exclaims the Manager.

I said, “Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have.”

Don’t mess with Senior Citizens

Don’t mess with old people

2010-06-26T13:57:15Z

Apparently an urban legend.. but it speaks volumes…………

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”

He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.”

George said, “Okay.”

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot them.” and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

Don’t mess with old people

2010-06-26T14:10:11Z

For those of you who don’t live in Texas ,

and think we are a bunch of uncivilized ruffians

- Well, it’s simply not true!

In fact, we have ladies’ groups that meet regularly to discuss current events

and develop needed home-skills.

For example, this photo was recently taken at a ladies group meeting in Orange

where they were discussing the elections coming up in November, and in 2012.

Illegal Immigration

2010-06-26T13:52:44Z

Another $20 Mil+ pissed away

2010-06-22T16:29:59Z

In the dead of night Obama burns another $20.3 Million of ‘OUR’ money…. More like our children’s and grandchildren’s money… For what? To relocate some folks from Gaza to the U.S. What is this crazy mess? As if he’s got an unlimited checkbook by issuing Executive Orders? When will folks hold this fool accountable for this sort of spending?

How many folks are being relocated, are we buying them a house, paying them to get established, maybe a new car or two as well? $20M is a hell of a lot of money…. Bet I could move a fair sized town of folks for that price!

Its not like we in this country don’t have dozens of more pressing issues where cash like that would help….. Or better yet send it to China and start buying back our country!